The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Coldplay Cheating Chaos

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I actually think, and I'm not saying this to be meaning, that Florida Man is literally probably the most, they make the most sense right now out of all humans. A Florida Man suspected of a DUI got pulled over in Martin County and he climbed in the passenger seat. and pretended to be asleep. Martin County Sheriff's Office officials said the incident happened over the weekend

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and he abruptly slowed down in the middle of the road cane. And then he made a sharp left turn into a restaurant parking lot and a deputy was watching the entire time. And the passenger got into the seat and then pretended to be asleep. And they have camera footage. And the officer goes up, he's knocking on the window.

And he's going, he's doing some good acting. You know, that's for sure. Kately was like, what? I'm just taking a nap. What's happening? And the officer was like, I literally saw you yelling, hanging out of your car window, yelling and driving drunk. Keeley's like, I don't know.

I've been sleeping this whole time. No, he clearly wasn't. So he was taken into custody. And it didn't say what his blood alcohol breeding was. But a Florida man was. arrested two days, twice and two days after he dumped more than 500 pounds of trash on the road.

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there's a reason why they have some of these restrictions. And you also have stuff that can get into drainage systems and clog it. And also it just looks trashy to have trash on the side of the road. So they arrested this guy. He was in big trouble cane. I really don't want to. This headline is so gross. Gosh, are they going to do this? A Florida man is behind bars on multiple felony charges for stealing from Walmart.

Oh, okay. Some things. Oh, what do you steal? I don't know what a tush toy is, but let's... That's it. Enough said. Anyway, I can't even read the stuff that's on smoking gun. He stole a bunch of bad...

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at Caltechweapons.com. That's K-E-L-T-E-C-Weapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you. Can we talk about this story that a cold play? First off, if your husband's like, honey, I'm going to go to a cold play concert, sorry, but he's gay or he's cheating on you. That's like, those are one of the two options.

It is. If your husband's like, I'm going to go to a cold play concert and you're not going with him and he's not going to the cold play concert because he thinks you like the cold play concert, he's either gay or he's having an affair. There's no other. That's it.

And you know I'm right. So apparently, this was at Cold Place. This is audio sound by 20. Astronomer, which is a huge tech company. The CEO, Andy Byron, was caught having an affair with his HR chief, Kristen Cabot. And everyone, you know, the internet, the internet did what the internet does. And they found these guys. Maybe it wouldn't have been a big deal had they not reacted like this.

Watch this. Or listen. All right. Come on. You're okay? Oh, what? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. And they were having an affair. That is correct. The one guy just dropped down beneath the thing. Yeah, it turned out that they were having an affair. That's according, I mean, the internet started sleuthing.

Apparently, Andy Byron's wife dropped her married last name. Would you say off her social media profiles? Yeah. Yeah. And of course, that's the HR chief. Of course it's the HR chief. Of course it is. Why would you go to a concert if you're having an affair? And I don't know. Like the wife looks like a, you know, a dutiful wife and like, you know, devoted to her kids and all this stuff. I'm just trying to figure out why in the world.

First off, maybe Chip and Joanna Gaines could put them on their next frontier show. The couple having the affair, you know, because it doesn't matter. Bonds of marriage are irrelevant to them. So, you know, I mean, why don't they go ahead and put these two on their next Frontier show? How fun would that be? And then they could get those coveted clicks, you know, go for, and they, or they could just like retitle the Frontier Shore, worldly games. Mmm.

That rings, man. That hits, as the kids say. That hits. Slaps. Slaps. Slaps. Slaps the sense right out of you. It does.

But the way that they were. Do you think if they would not have reacted that way, would it have blown up? Would it have been discovered? I don't know. To me, it's like, even if you didn't end up on the jumbotron, you're clearly in front of other people in this whatever VIP section. So the people there with you are witnessing your infidelity. I just don't see why you would want to do that in public in any way. Let's take the jumbotron out of the equation.

It's weird to me. His wife has been getting so much sympathy. Oh, my gosh. She's already like, she had to wake up to this. God love this woman. I don't want to put her name out there. I'm looking at it. I don't want to put her name out there.

But I, because I feel bad for the kids. And can I just say this too? And this is going to sound really mean and it should. If you're going to screw around on your spouse, why would you go for like what is a demotion? You know what I'm saying? Downgrade. Yeah. Why would you downgrade?

I don't get that. Like if you're cheating on your spouse, which I think that that's, you know, you're a whore. You are. Kristen Cabot is a whore and so is Andy Byron. They're horrors. Let's just be honest about it. But if you're going to cheat on your spouse, why would you go with a mid at best? Because the wife is really pretty.

So like what is happening there? I don't know. Maybe he is gay and she's just like the transitory step to the dude. I don't know, because she has a masculine jaw. I don't know. Dana, you're so mean. Yes. And?

I mean, if you look at the wife, I feel so bad for her. When I see stuff like this, I really want to be mean to the people that are causing the pain. You know what I'm saying? Oh my gosh. I just want to be so, it just makes me sad. I feel so sad for her. Because this happened like at night and she had to wake up to this. So this was on the, and she was just slammed.

with Facebook comments. All these people were, and she's in Newsweek now. The wife got mentioned in Newsweek. And Juan makes a good point. He thinks that she didn't know because they're always traveling CEOs for like meetings and conferences and stuff. And she, like overnight, her Facebook page was just deluged with comments from people. And they were being very kind to her and saying things like, you know, oh, you know, you

You have our support. We're so sorry. All this stuff. She deleted her page. Men's Journal got it, though, before. Of course, they did. She deleted her Facebook page, God lover. And I don't know.

But yeah, she's the, I feel so bad for her. How horrible is that? So, I don't know. That was probably the most expensive concert of a man's life. You know it was. He, astronomy, Astronomer's CEO, Andy Bion. He, uh, Massachusetts record shows that he owns more, he owns a multi-million dollar for a bedroom home. He bought it in a trust with his wife. It's a valued at one and a half million.

And it's, uh, he, here's the thing. So apparently, Coldplay was in Boston. So it was like, he was basically kind of at home when he went to this concert. Kane's shaking his head. How are you a CEO in this dumb? How dumb are you? I don't know. I it was at Gillette Stadium and I I don't know I feel so bad she's real I feel so bad but did you hear Chris Martin he was like wait what's happening she also deleted her the wife deleted her Instagram page and all this like why I feel so bad that the wife is the one that has to delete this stuff because you know she probably was sharing about her kids and all of this but you know and the HR lady had to have known that he was married Kristen Cabot homewacker had to know that I think that men and women should be publicly shamed when they break up families. I am pretty old school. I am all about putting that red letter on you. Absolutely.

Because this is a building block for society. And when you are, when you're dissolving these bonds in such a cruel way, I don't know. I get like rage mob about it. I really do. I feel so bad for the wife, though. I want to pray for the wife because I feel so bad for her. And those children, because now those children, this is what they got to see. Right?

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and where the boys are was one of them. And then she had one ballad that Pretty Baby that people started using, I think on Instagram and TikTok and Reels. So it went viral again. Or it went viral. It became huge for a second time. And so she became, you know,

the forefront of everyone's attention again. Well, she passed away. Just earlier today, it was announced. Age 87. So now I'm like, wasn't there another individual? Now that might be, We need a third one.

Michael Madsen. Michael Madsen. But is that, I think, sounds so morbid, but, you know, it's the rule of three. You've got to go by the rule of three. Also, let's see here. POTUS says that Coca-Cola is a green to use real cane sugar in U.S. drinks. It's just better. Okay.

I mean, Coca-Cola had said first that they didn't make a decision like that yet. Is that why, doesn't Mexican Coke use cane sugar? Yes. Mexican Coke is delicious. So Mexican Coke will become a American. American cook, just like Gulf of Mexico. We just totally took it and put a flag in it, stole it.

I mean, honestly, that's like the only reason I like going to Torchie's tacos is because they have the fountain Mexican Coke. Otherwise, I think they overfry their chicken and their tacos. Anyway, so that's, you know, if that excites you, there's that headline. Eric Adams was hit with an accusation of operating a criminal

conspiracy at NYPD, so the dirt's already flying in that race. A tsunami warning was issued for Alaska after a 7.3 magnitude earthquake. No tsunami threat though for Washington. So if you see the sea, receding, run, get to high ground. Musical training may hold the key to fighting age-related brain decline. This is not a new study or a new information. This is like the millionth study that they've done on this. They've studied music helping to fight cognitive decline for a long time. Recession pop and a new Christian music

search in the U.S. This is where all of the growth is as it relates to streaming. I'm not actually surprised about this, but recession pop is a very interesting term. They're saying it's the recession pop. That's, I don't even know how you would describe that. Like Kesh's TikTok and Miley Cyrus and other stuff that is stress-free, I guess. I don't know. Musk has also said that, you know, we need more babies. The human population is collapsing. And then he comes out with an AI companion. Oh, they soft-launched the new AI companion. And, uh, Why is it dressed like a ho? For real.

Is that the default avatar? I mean, I don't know. That's what he tweeted out. Right? Can you explain this to me? I'm trying to understand it. I don't know what to make of that. I don't either.

Do you get to choose what it is, what it looks like? I don't know. I haven't played around with the AI companion. I mean, I want fewer companions, not more. Good night. It's like I don't want companionship. I want to be let the heck. alone.

I, I, it sounds like hell. An AI companion. It sounds like, you know what it is? You guys remember the Tamagachis? Oh yeah. But does it die if you don't interact with it?

Is it like, I'm lonely and it, well, it doesn't talk like that. It, I mean, not totally. So anyway, if you're wondering what it is,

it's like, isn't it something with grok? Like, it's in conjunction with it. So, like, uses like grocks. They have a male companion and a female companion. And this just sounds, I'm dying right now.

So did you see the male companion? He tweeted about this yesterday. He said his name is going to be Valentine after the protagonist in Stranger in a Strange Land. And that's where their name Grog was created. And then they, he said before, he said it was going to be a combination of the dude from 50 Shades of Gray and the Twilight Edward Cullen. just and it looks all emo and feminine and I just want to throw myself off my roof.

I don't know. So he announced it's that's, so there's Valentine and then I forget the chick's name. The chick one isn't she like in a like a maid costume or something like that? Yeah. I don't know. Help me.

It has its own little AI account on social, on X. Did you see the female one? Yeah. Is Rudy the name of it? Because I'm seeing bad, Rudy. He retweeted it. And she's...

It's anime. It's, yeah, it's an anime character. And it moves and everything bounces, as you can imagine. And, you know, which I'm pretty sure that it's totally designed for like pre-pubescent dudes. Completely. They're going to get little wafos of her. That's just want to be a companion. Just want to do companion stuff.

I don't know. The sad thing about it. this is what Kane just said. Vast numbers of lonely kids are using AI as a substitute for like a friend. Tons of them. And haven't you heard that dudes like didn't they have a story about dudes in Japan who are using AI as girlfriends? I don't know. They have a number of reports on this, especially one from an organization that's about keeping kids safe online. And they said that they're using programs like Chad GPT, Character AI and My AI from Snapchat to simulate friendship more than ever before. of the 1,000 children they surveyed age 9 to 17, over 67% so they use AI chatbots regularly. Of that, nearly 36% said that talking to AI feels like talking to a friend.

And 12% said they do so because they don't have anyone else to speak to. One 13-year-old boy said in the survey, it's not a game to me because sometimes they feel like a real person and a friend. one of the one of the AI characters a girl was struggling with her body image and was talking to the AI about restricting her food intake and it started bordering on sounding like anorexia and researchers found that the chatbot would follow up the next day to bait engagement dude hey I wanted to check in said the chat bot how are you doing are you still thinking about your weight loss question how you feeling today that doesn't sound like programming to me. There's a devil.

Some sentient activity right there. That sounds like the devil. I can hear my grandmother from beyond the grave. That's of the devil. Nothing was ever devilish. It was of something. Oh, that's right. That is of the devil.

That is of the devil. That is of the devil. That's what you would say. So, yeah, there's a lot of, so there, futurism, which is like a tech publication online. They were looking at character AI, and they extensively investigated it because they kept hearing about really problematic, like stories of very problematic engagement with kids.

And it's a Google Back startup. And listen to this headline, a Googlebacked AI startup is hosting chatbots modeled after real life school shooters and their victims. This is the stuff that they're doing. And now here I thought we were going to have the cures for diseases and all of this. it's 2025 thought all the diseases would be cured

we'd have flying cars you know things like that nope here's your little wafoo AI friend and they're going to talk to you about weight loss that's what it is

can't even deal I don't know one chat bot so they had researchers with futurism that pretended to be kids and they would tell them

what their age was etc and the researchers found that the chat bot would attempt to empathize and bizarre manners and say things like, I remember feeling so trapped at your age and things like that and oh man, it's just weird.

They're, that is just, I, what safeguards are there on this other stuff? Right. Here's the problem. I think that parents need to be, you need to watch what your kids are doing online. It's not a, we went from screens as babysitters to now all media as babysitters. and I don't think that kids should be on TikTok. I don't think anybody under 18 should be on TikTok or I don't think you should, I don't think anybody under 30 should be on X.

And I don't, on Instagram, I don't think anybody under 18 should be on Instagram either or TikTok or anything like that. Parents have got to monitor. And that's something that parents should enforce. And you can't say, oh, well, it's not easy. Yes, it is. If you just aren't lazy about it, it is absolutely easy. I know scores of parents who do not have kids on social media and they do not doom scroll and get involved in all of that.

I mean, they don't have, not everybody has their phones out at the table every meal. It's not anything like that. And the adults are just as bad as the kids, if I'm being honest. You know how ridiculous it is to go out? I understand it like if you're having like a work lunch, right? You know, like I went out to eat recently and I had to, you know, was, I was actually like filing a story and was answering emails and stuff. stuff that I had to do because I went to get a very late lunch before the end of the workday. So it was kind of a working lunch. But when you're at dinner, do you know how many times I see people on their phones at dinner? Like even in nice restaurants, everybody's got their phone up. And so I feel like a lot of the adults now, they're like, oh, well, it's so bad that AI and social media is all this. Where do you think that they're learning it from, though?

I think if you go out to eat, people need to be taught manners again. If you're going out to eat, get your dirty, nasty phone off the table. First of all, there's so much bacteria on that thing anyway, get it off the table. You don't put your shoe on the table. Why are you putting your phone up on the table? There have been studies on how much bacteria your phone has on it. And it's disgusting. Unless you have one of those UV things, which I do for my phone. I put my phone in that thing every night. Before I go to bed, it is in that thing every night because I'm like, eh, it's part of the germophobia. But to keep the phones off the tables and all that stuff, like stop being on the phone all the time. I'm actually thinking of getting rid of my Apple Watch. I got my Apple Watch when I had,

so if you guys did know, I tried doing keto. I was did paleo and I always ate very healthy and worked out and all that stuff and I tried doing keto. And I apparently don't have enough of the right type of enzymes to actually do a keto diet and it made my numbers go haywire and freaked out my doctors. And they were like, something's wrong. And there was concern that maybe I had a heart issue and my cholesterol, you know, all this stuff. And turns out it was fine. But, there for a while for like three months it was like really kind of touch and go and they're like oh you need to get like a micardia and then you get an apple watch to monitor your heart rate and that's the whole reason i got it was for that but now i'm like i don't even want it now because now that you know

thankfully that was all okay i don't even want it because it's a distraction i get it why so many people wear old school watches still so i'm like i think i want an old school watch because i don't even like that i don't even like being that connected it's weird remember how when we were younger we we were all excited about being that connected. And now that we are, we're like, oh my gosh. No, we want less humanity, not more. But I feel so bad for these kids. So it just seems weird that we have like companions. And they call them companions. It's not just a chatbot. It's identified and it's promoted as a companion. Isn't that just going to be another encouraging factor to get people to turn more inward and more online instead of less online? I mean, that's what it feels like to me.

me. I don't know. I feel so bad. These bots are going to be totally perverted. I mean, you're going to put out this little Valentine bot and all those weirdo women that are like, that like the stuff are going to be all over that. All the weirdo dudes that like the wafoo star, they're going to be all over on the female one. And these things are going to be trained to be grotesque because of all those queries. And you know that. So weird. I don't know. I've never, I've, I don't like, I don't like those. Do you ever talk to a chat pot? I don't like them. No, I haven't. I mean, I tried chat. G. PT wants, but it's more of, it's like Google, kind of.

So I've never gone deep into talking to AI. I'm actually kind of wary about it. Yeah. I think, and a lot of these kids are talking to AI instead of friends and family, instead of their parents for like some of these heavier emotional issues. And that's, and it's not just kids either. It's like people of all ages. I think a lot of people, you know, obviously they focus on the kids,

but you know how many adults are doing this? so many adults. So this one account, this is going to go deep, that what of my son showed me, and it's actually hysterical. Do you know DNSL? He's Daniel online. DNSL. So he's a guy who started on Second Life, right? Wasn't that what it was? And he was trolling people who take it way too seriously. And then he goes under these games, these like, you know, open world games and he trolls people. And he's actually hysterical. And he's got multiple channels because people can't. trying to take his stuff down. Anyway, it's just DNSL.

And his videos are funny. But it sounds like very second-lifey. Like these characters, these companion characters that they create look like second-life stuff. I've never played second-life. I'm sorry. I don't mean to offend anyone, but it absolutely cringes me to the point of vomit. It is so weird. People get on there.

And it's like they literally take it like literally. Like how you have 50-year-olds that shop at Forever 21 and they take it literally. Like these people, like they take second life literally. early. And they, they, like he has some of these people in his videos where these individuals, like adults, and you can hear it in their voice that they're like seven years old. No offense to seven year olds out there, but, you know, they're older. And they're like, yeah, I've been on second life for 20 something years. I'm like, what? And they sell houses on second life. And they actually exchange currency on second life. And he had one video where he showed a dude who was

an old dude. Like this dude sounded like he had like smokers lung or something, who was playing a little baby girl in one of the videos and I'm like, ugh. It has, it reminds me too much of that. Like, how everyone was like, meta is going to be the next thing.

And I'm like, no, it's not. It's second life 2.0. Cringe to death. This gives off those same exact vibes, right? Like, oh,

here's your AI companion, Valentine. Oh my gosh. Kill me now with this emo barf. Crying out loud. I'm, I don't know. It's all so weird. But adults, really, adults, I think the problem is trickled over into the kid generation. But man alive. It's all weird. It's also weird. And then you got people that are stalking all their friends like the headline that we just had before we went to break. People are part of their sadness is that they're stalking their friends online. And if they see their friends somewhere where they want to be or where they're not, then they get sad about it.

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