The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Dark Woke

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. All right, so I got this one. This is a Florida woman who was arrested because she posed as an ICE agent to kidnap her ex-partner's wife. That's some real... Dang.

Right? I'm telling you. That's like hardcore. This story is this Panama City. She was caught and cuffed. She was pretending to be a federal agent to briefly kidnap her ex-boyfriend's wife. 52-year-old Latran's battle went into the woman's workplace at a hotel chain earlier, wearing a black shirt with the word ice printed on the front. The victim, who is in the process of becoming a legal U.S. resident, so she's following the law, willingly went with Latran she thought was a member of ICE. She noticed something was amiss after she was taken to an apartment complex and she called the police.

Battle is charged with kidnapping, robbery by sudden snatching. I didn't even know that was a thing. Impersonating a law enforcement officer and felony violation probation. Oh my gosh. A Florida man caught with a bulky wallet full of cocaine at Magic Kingdom

was arrested. Was it bulky because of the cocaine? I mean, you know, yeah, he was banned from Walt Disney World because he snuck a giant wallet full of cocaine into the park. Justin Lee Wallace, 44, was arrested March 29th, and he got his court appearances just happened.

That's why, according to Orange Circuit Court Records. He had gone in, the wallet was bulky. He was nervous around when he was checking in. They observed a powery white substance coming out of his wallet. And then they had to call in the sheriff's office, and he said yes. And he used the cocaine to manage stress, he said. Did you see, I have this New York Times piece that I wanted to show you. I'm trying to find out what the motivation is here.

New York Times piece, what is dark woke? Have you ever heard of that? I've never heard of dark woke. The subhead, Democrats are trying out a new attitude. It's provocative. It's edgy and it's perilously towing the line of not being too offensive. Basically, it's because they cuss, I think, is what the point. It said they went back to the,

presidential primary and they boil it down to quote it requires being crass but discerning rude but only to a point and it has a name called excuse me called dark woke how about just like assertive you vocabulary challenged feeble-minded half-wits how about assertive curt blunt no no no we're going to totally full-on idioticry see it. It's dark woke. Doesn't that person look assertive? No, that person doesn't look dark woke. This is the dumbest stuff ever.

It started as a meme, but now they're actually trying to make it a thing. They say this is just the lack of awareness in this. Can I read this graph to you? The lack of awareness. Democrats don't know who they are. They don't even know how they act. Listen to this. Quote, outside the party.

The dirtbag left, a term for a cohort of leftist, provocateurs who eschews civility politics inspired headlines for their unrestrained derision of conservatives and liberals alike. When have they never not been that? Right? When have they never not been that? What do you mean? That they've always eschewed civility politics. When has the left been super civil? I can't tell you not the number of protests I've been to where it I've seen the left act they they act like they've been

just kittens and sunshine this whole time now they're dark woke because damn it Trump did it Trump made them askew civility politics that's what this is building up to they do this in 2016 too of course they cite Jasmine Crockett and then they

when they highlighted her argument with Marjorie Taylor Green when Green was going on about fake eyelashes remember that was actually brilliant hearing and it is true girl you need to take them down a gauge they don't all need to be 18s and uh they said that they highlight jasmine crocket as somebody who's dark woke they list a number of other lawmakers and then i realize i've seen these lawmakers either they're on msnbc or cunson up a storm or they've got b-roll of them acting a fool at like some rally or speaking

event and and listen to this they make they make this like this is all the right that has corrupted the precious innocent left. Democrats have embraced some aspects of the rights toolkit. Trump advisors like Elon Musk have used slurs and profanity. And now they said, now Democrat politicians have encouraged or allowed more swearing. What? So the way that this New York Times piece reads is that the left was just they were all angels. It was all kittens and sunshine. And they were all perfectly well-behaved people. They said, yes, ma'am, and no, ma'am. Yes, sir, no, sir.

And they were just, they're so kind and so nice. And they prayed before every meal. And they went and they were very kind at all their, this, nobody believes this. What in the world? If anything, the right has adopted the left. I think you have members of the woke. I think there is a woke right right now.

And I've talked about this before. I actually have a chapter on it in the very last book that I wrote. identity politics being incorporated and weaponized by some people on the right there's different factions of the right but the left for them to act like they never ever were rude or aggressive they've always ever been aggressive and it's one of the reasons that certain republicans got more aggressive because they thought that they had to in order to be able to compete with this this is it's just it's unbelievable it's wild and they said that oh well they're now becoming more authentic i think they're just

devolving further i mean in the past you know when when you would have like you know james carville i'm going to use him as an example because he's like one of the older old guards that's you know out there on cnn etc it just seems like you know in the past they were aggressive and they would you know all this to he james carvilles always cuss but he's always made a point What is Jasmine Crockett's point? She gets up there and she makes fun of people in wheelchairs. What is her point? I don't get it.

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Yellowstone. I don't know how you can have a hidden big giant magma cap there, but okay. I mean, you got satellites and it's pretty well policed. Geoscientists discovered it. They say it's playing a critical role in preventing a massive eruption. Soft-eye. It's molten silicate materials in supercritical water. A liquid light gas that forms after water exceeds its critical point of 370 degrees, 74 degrees Celsius and porous rock. And it's a lid, essentially. It's track. pressure and heat below it. So it's like a pimple bar ready to pop is what it sounds like. Researchers uncovered it, they're studying it.

They used a 53,000 pound, I don't want to know what that is. They didn't teach me this in Minecraft. Vibrosius truck, whatever that is. It injects low frequency vibrations into the earth to study the geology of the volcanic system. And they're generating these tiny earthquakes. Basically, they're studying it through the sound and the reverberation. Interesting.

I'm going to go down to here this one. The name is change, climate change. A teen was charged with allegedly starting that massive New Jersey wildfire. Joseph Kling, I thought it was climate change. Joseph Kling, 19, apparently started the Jones Road wildfire, 19 years old, 15,200 acres. It continued to burn all day yesterday and still this morning. He's charged with second degree aggravated arson. He apparently allegedly purposely destroyed a forest, third degree arson.

He recklessly endangered buildings or structural. it was apparently he like did not he burned what would and didn't like make sure it was out before he left is what it was uh this let's see oh a trans this is a crazy story a transgender baby killer claims trump is to blame for his prison rapes at an indiana jail uh yeah i'm sure this sounds like some juicy smolier stuff this crazy dude who literally punched a baby to death i'm not kidding you that's why he's in jail uh he decided to change his gender and he wanted to he wanted special treatment and then he said when he got into the prison the male prisoners assaulted him saying well Trump's not he's going to pardon us I don't think that happened but I do think that he probably

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one of my favorite scenes in all the TV. Popped his head like a great. The Mountain did. He fought him. Anyway, so he has come out and he's attacking J.K. Rallying. As you know, they've had a massive legal fight and they had a big win in the UK over defining

what, you know, protecting women and defining what they are. And he has come out and attacked her. He called her a loser among several other things. He was also in Mandalorian, and he was quiet when Gina Carano

was attacked. Gina Carano just said, was pointing out some fascistic elements of the left, and they went at her over it and fired her from it. Hollywood reporter says

Pedro Pascal blasted J.K. Rallying for her trans tweets. He called her a heinous loser. He commented on Instagram, calling her a heinous loser. He's also in The Last of Us, which I don't watch. And he was responding to a post by an activist who criticized her for celebrating the U.K. Supreme Court.

They had a big ruling last week saying that trans women should not be recognized as women and sex legally means biological sex. Rowling was on her boat. She was with a cigar and she said, I love it when a plan comes together. She's gloating and she has every right to. And she goes, I get the same royalties whether or not. you read my books or burn them enjoy your marshmallows and he went off on her saying awful disgusting blank is exactly right heinous loser behavior now one of the things that i've read is he i his sister apparently is he's got a well he's got a brother who pretends to be a girl it's not like actually

his sister uh he's got a uh a sibling who a brother who came out and said that she was she was a girl and that's he like he's gone to events with her with him before he's got taking his brother to events before uh he has spoken up in favor of trains issues before that's why he was i i think that kind of gives you some insight as to why he never said anything in defense of gina carano and also you get insight into this jk rallying thing he's making people mad too uh Lorraine found this because he called Rachel Zegler an icon this is a throwback well not too much of throwback. It's just March of last year. But after all the stuff with Rachel Zegler and after she ruined the Snow White movie, he weighed in on it. And now people are, are kind of rolling their eyes at

him. He called her an icon. He's just, he is, he will, Pedro Pascal is a pick me guy. He will say whatever he has to say to ingratiate himself with Hollywood. Whatever he has to do, he will do it. And it's really one of the most emasculating things I've ever seen. When I think of emasculation, I think of Pedro Pascal. I thought this for a long time. Any man that doesn't have the balls to stick up for his co-worker, much less a female coworker, when she's being savaged unfairly and falsely in the press, you're just nothing but a sack of low testosterone.

That's all Pedro Pascal is. He's a pick-me guy. He will kiss whatever backside he has to and possibly more. I think, in order to get more traction in Hollywood. It's just, it's cringe. He tries so hard, if you've ever seen any video of him, any red carpet, any red carpet appearance, anything like that. That's, that's exactly what he tries to do. It's really cringe.

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