The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: DEI Tornado Siren
Episode Date: May 22, 2025The St. Louis’ DEI non-binary Emergency director is put on leave after failing to activate the tornado siren as a tornado with 152 mph winds arrived, killing 5 and injuring 38. Meanwhile, standing a...irplane seats, which can increase passenger capacity by 20%, may be unveiled in 2026. Overweight people publicly weighed and ordered to slim down in Turkey.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTurn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today! Goldcohttps://DanaLikesGold.com Protect your financial future with my trusted gold company—get your GoldCo 2025 Gold & Silver Kit today, and you could qualify for up to 10% in bonus silverByrnahttps://byrna.com/danaGet your hands on the new compact Byrna CL. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/DanaDana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service code DANAHumanNhttps://humann.comSupport your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels with Superberine by HumanN. Find it now at your local Sam’s Club next to SuperBeets Heart Chews. KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSee the third generation of the iconic SUB2000 and the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its bestAll Family Pharmacyhttps://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/DanaCode Dana10 for 10% off your entire orderPreBornhttps://Preborn.com/DanaWith your help, we can hit the goal of 1,000 ultrasounds this month! Just dial #250 and say “Baby” Home Title Lockhttps://hometitlelock.com/danaProtect your home! Get a FREE title history report + 14 days of coverage with code DANA. Check out the Million Dollar TripleLock—terms apply.
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It's his life mission to make bad decisions.
It's time for Florida, man.
Well, I mean, it's not a bad place to fall asleep.
If you're going to fall asleep drunk in your car somewhere, why not a Popeye's?
I mean, that's what this one dude thought.
It was in Port St. Lucy, a man's late-night food run ended up with jail time instead of some Popeye's chicken.
I mean, they do have some good chicken.
officers say that his name is love floriel
no it's not
passed out behind the wheel and the Popeye's drive-thru
while the restaurant was closed
now the car was still running
and in drive open liquor containers
and drugs all in plain view
apparently Mr. Florial
not to be confused with L'Oreal
Mr. Love Florial was coming from a night out
he's wearing a club wristband
he was arrested and taken to St. Lucie jail where he's charged with a DUI in possession.
So, I mean, maybe he's just waiting for them to open.
You know, I'm just going to pull up and had a little nap, wait for them to open, you know,
get me chicken and a biscuit. I don't know, maybe. Just saying.
Apparently, Rockstar changed one of their GTA6 characters after a Florida man wanted money.
Gosh, this is like so perfect.
Grand Theft Auto fans are convinced that one of the characters in GTA6 was changed
after Rockstar games got called out for money over likeness.
I don't even know because I don't play this game at all.
I've never allowed my kids to play it.
I'm like, no, we're not.
If you're going to shoot baddies in the face, that's one thing.
But you're not going to get to play as a gangbanger with a prostitute.
Not going to happen.
But they had, like, fans have been really, like, obsessing over trailers and screenshots
and they think that there's one character that's based on this TikToker.
And the guy said that he used his light, that Rockstar used his likeness and wanted to get paid.
And so they, it looks like they took him out of it.
So welcome back to the program.
Dana Lash with you, we're at the bottom of this very weird second hour.
So, as you know, Kane and I both come from the illustrious city known Kane as St. Louis.
Yes, ma'am.
Not St. Louis.
That's just in a song.
St. Louis.
St. Louis gets a lot of tornadoes.
or, as my grandmother would say, tornadoes, sounds really similar to tomatoes now that I'm thinking
about it. But anyway, also delicious. But they had a lot of storms and a lot of people are cleaning
up. And I mean, some towns have been really just ransacked. I think what, there's a town in
Iron County, Missouri, does Ark Missouri, which was obliterated by not this last tornado, but the one
before that. And I think they got some fallout from this last one, too. So a lot of storm damage, a lot of
recovery, a lot of destruction. Well, then there was this story that came out because there was
a lot of questions as to, you know, preparedness and response, right? Very important. You know,
there's a reason why you got tornado sirens and alerts and things like that. Like, for instance,
the town that I live in, they send you out text messages with inclement weather. A lot of them.
Sometimes you don't need to send out that many, but I digress.
Well, something bad happened in St. Louis, and it had to do with this very DEI-ish commissioner.
Five people were killed in these tornadoes that happened last week, and the DEI commissioner of the city emergency management agency and her staff, they were at a workshop and they just totally forgot to activate the tornadoes sirens.
Oh, sorry, the commissioner uses they, them pronouns.
Yeah, they just got thrown out on their they-thems because they didn't press the button
alerting everyone that there was a tornado, which you have to be near a button to press
to tell everybody, hey, there's a tornado.
We don't have the technology to do it like remotely, but anyway.
So I wanted to, this is, that's what happened.
After the devastating storm, the emergency management director, they them, Sarah, they-them, Russell, they-them.
failed to activate the tornado sirens
and residents had no idea
whiskey tango fox trot was happening
now they place they them they them
on paid administrative leave
I know that sounds like vacation
more time for her to go to Texas Outback
or Outback Steakhouse or Texas Roadhouse or whatever
here's the audio
She, they them.
Seema, they them.
Audio somebody, 27.
Here's some audio on this. Listen.
The Seema office is very small.
And the majority of the time, we work closer to business hours unless the need arises, such
as what we're doing now or special events.
A lot of that work takes us out into the community.
So we aren't necessarily in our office space at all times.
We do have a very small staff.
I have received reports of people that did hear it.
I've heard from a lot of people that said they haven't heard it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Excuse me, it's ma'am.
So, it is ma'am.
The CEMA director was placed on paid administrative leave.
And in a statement, the mayor, Kara Spencer, said that Cima, quote, failed to alert the public to dangers.
Let me see.
your agency is called
checks notes
city emergency
management
agency
so you
manage emergencies
as an agency
for the city
it's pretty self-explanatory
you have
one job
uno jobs
one
cane
uno jobs
unjo jobs
on jobs
that's all you
have? And she couldn't do that. She couldn't hit the button because they were at a workshop.
I mean, in St. Louis, it's a little bit different from Texas. Texas, you'll be outside. It's a sunny
day and all of a sudden the fates conspire to kill you out of nowhere. Big clouds roll in before
you can run screaming to your car and raindrops as big as animals just pelt you to death. And
in St. Louis, you can see it coming
from a mile away. It
is a buildup. It doesn't really come out of
nowhere. Born and raised there. It doesn't really
come out of nowhere. I mean, you see
it coming. And you have
time to at least
think at least. Maybe we should
activate that good old
emergency management system
as a part of the checks notes.
City emergency management
agency.
And
they them, Sarah, they them didn't do that.
so people were not alerted to the public danger now that's your one job that you have so they're
placed on leave and they said that it comes they're launching an internal investigation into the
actions of sarah they them sarah her on the day of the tornado because the sirens they did not
sound as a tornado
busted up major parts
of St. Louis. There was no siren.
None. You have
one job.
She was at an hour. A workshop.
So
Russell contacted
the fire department to activate the sirens later, but
apparently the unclear communication,
nobody really, you have to do
all of that. There's not like, you know, I mean,
hell, you have a life alert button.
You can fall down somewhere and
laugh alert and people will come get you you don't have nothing like that for a tornado in places
like st louis in the spring you basically have to wear one to just oh there's a tornado i mean it's like
that there's so many when i sidebar when i was a little kid i was in a tornado i've been in i've been
near a tornado once and in a tornado once and it was it hit our daycare and i watched so we had giant
concrete tubes that you as a kid i could stand up and an adult would have to crouch down but the tornado
rolled those things. I've never seen anything like, it didn't bother the chain link fence for the
playground, but it rolled the concrete tubes that we would literally roll in play. I've never seen
anything like that happened in my life. Crazy. And then another time, uh, when I had just had my
second son, there was a tornado that came through and we lived in rural, uh, near outside of Festa's.
And, uh, I saw a tornado from my backyard. I saw the funnel cloud from my backyard and we all had to
go get in the basement. And I had to break open my collectible mason window figurine to keep my old
son from crying his head off
was never got over that loss but
remind him of it frequently
but um it worked
the uh why was there
any kind of ambiguity that's one of the things
that they cited there was ambiguity in the
directive to act
Kane
let's play a game
okay you're a fire department
yeah I'm the they them city whatever
management management emergency person
that authorizes these warnings
yes go ahead bring bring bring
Fire department
I think there's a tornado
Can you press the button?
We'll do
Thanks
Tadda
And scene
That's how it works
You know this person
I do actually
You got a photo
With they them they her
Yeah years of doing radio
Did 28 years of radio
In St. Louis
You do these emergency
Preparedness segments
On occasion
And we brought her in
Every year
For the St. Louis
Emergency Management
preparedness messaging that they're, you know, to do.
Did you find her competent?
I didn't find her incompetent.
I don't, you know, at this stage.
It looks like you have a picture with a small boy.
Yeah, she's short.
I mean, I'm tall, but she's short.
Like a small boy short.
I see what you're doing.
I'm just saying.
But, yeah, I didn't particularly find anything incompetent about her at that point.
I mean, these are some major mistakes.
This is kind of a job.
There's five people dead.
No, for sure.
And this is something that she's going to definitely have to answer for.
Like, I don't know how you get on paid administrative leave after this.
Especially when you're a DEI hire.
Right.
Like they put, Kane is with this small child.
Juan's throwing the photo up.
Look at that.
Yeah.
There's five people dead and you can't do it.
But they send out all of this other pride stuff all the time.
That's 2015 right there.
So they send out all this pride stuff all the time.
So I sent you guys have, it says,
prepare with pride. And they're talking about, I guess, when you go out for Fourth of July or something
like that. And it says, prepare with pride. Hydrate during the festival. We're like, like,
what does that have to do with, why does it happen to be like a pride thing with the trans stuff on there?
Why does that have to, I don't know. Like, it just seems like there's a lot more emphasis placed on like,
this is how we have sex. And we have to make sure it's incorporated even in how we hydrate.
hydrate with how we have sex
Make sure you stay hydrated
Like a lot of that was just an effort to make
You know the agency itself seem
I mean why is it why do you have to have this DEI stuff
Like does the tornado button get pressed less
If it's a straight person as opposed to someone who's they then
Apparently not
I just like what is it does it
If I don't care what your intersectionality BS whatever is
Unless it means you can press that button faster
if somehow being a they then gives you gives you like a speed buff then fine whatever this isn't
damn dark tide this is not like oh let's see i got a blessing now on my weapon i get to have this
you know endurance buff and i have you know stamina buff and ooh i got a boost in arm this is like
that's not how this works they act like their add-ons that like improve somehow function and instead
it doesn't it doesn't at all
It ignores so many times we have seen well-qualified people get ignored because they didn't check an intersectionality box.
Well, yes, sir, we see that you literally lassoed tornadoes single-handedly and submit them.
But again, you're applying for this emergency management position.
But how do you have sex, though?
I'm sorry, you don't have sex the right way, so you're disqualified.
We're going to go with this young they, them over here.
Instead, who can't press a damn button to warn people that there's a tornado barreling down the highway towards them to kill them all.
And mind you, it's not just about pressing a button.
Like, let's say she's out and about like she was.
You can call the fire department and they'll activate the sirens.
I feel like they're trying to blame the fire department.
It could.
I mean, it's not like, wow, the weather's sunny today.
We're going to go out to a workshop.
That's not how St. Louis weather has ever worked on God's green earth ever.
In the history of humankind.
in the history of dino kind
it's never worked that way
ever
you know it's bad weather
it's going to be a bad day
when you wake up you know it because the weather's
going to just blow it's going to be horrible
let's go to a workshop
I'm going to get her I mean I also can we talk
about why do you have to be physically near a button
well St. Louis did put a statement
out they said moving forward that they'll explicitly
now that these five people are dead
the city policy now will explicitly be
the fire department
issue the warnings
So
Five people had to die
So they could remember
Who could issue what warnings
Bang up job guys
Man that's rough
Well yeah
Man
Not as rough as finding
Five dead bodies
In the rubble of a tornado
That they weren't worried about
That's what I'm talking about
That's
I'm just trying to rant my mind around this
This is insane
This is insane
Somebody in the chat goes
Now
The new pronouns now
Or has been
That's right
They got thrown out
on their they-themes. Now it's a has-been. Good heavens. So they suspended this. And I mean,
the devastation is just crazy. I don't know. They're like, oh, there's a breakdown in
communication. How in the hell is there a breakdown in communication on this? Wow,
what's that big funnel in this guy? It's a tornado. Sound the alarm. How do you get that wrong?
It's not like there's a lot of steps. It's not like the Hadron Collider. You're not running anything
crazy. This particular agency didn't have a lot to do at all. And the thing was that the bar was so low
for what you had to do. Nothing was required of you until it was and then you failed. Right.
You have one job. One job. One job. That's it. That's it. I'm so done with this stuff.
I mean, clearly this broad, they them, they them, them, they is, I don't care about your stupid
pronouns. Just do your job. Do your damn job. Unless a
Again, any of your cosplaying gives you a buff of speed or, you know, anything else?
No, nobody cares. Nobody cares. Stop it. And aside to this, how weird is it that we actually
think about that when you're hiring for diversity? Well, wait a minute, how do you have sex?
And the manner in which you get it on, how does that help you do your job of pushing buttons
during emergency weather systems.
I'm not kidding you.
That's literally, you're like Dana
that sounds absurd. Yes!
Because it is absurd.
The whole damn thing is absurd.
You are so correct.
Just do the job.
Just do it.
I just can't. I can't.
I just, I'm done.
All right. We have more on the way.
So we roll the words Florida.
Maybe Florida man will sit.
You know what?
Florida man would have press a button.
Probably with a gator, but he would have pressed the button.
Maybe he would have had left a meth fingerprint behind.
He'd have pressed a button.
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probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So apparently a daughter was charged with
with assault in a fork attack. It's a fork attack everybody. She attacked her mother and it was in
Canaan County, three felony counts
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and you're trying to stab your mom with the fork. What's
the matter with you? What's a matter? You didn't
get the wooden spoon enough. An activist sat 80 feet up in a tree near Port Angeles for two weeks.
For what? We don't know. Well, I mean, we do, but no. It's something to do with the trees. It's the
Olympic Forest Defender Network of Conservationists, and this dude lived two-thirds up a fir tree.
What an address. Yes, can you send that to two-thirds up the fir tree in Port Angeles,
protesting the sale of a swath of forest by the Washington Department of Natural Resources.
They call it apparently a legacy forest, blah, blah, blah.
They're protecting the trees.
They said it doesn't make financials.
I don't know, but I'm just, I wouldn't camp in a tree.
No, I toss and turn.
Did he bring two weeks of food in diapers?
Like, what did he do?
Well, I mean, I guess you could just hang over the side and, you know.
Oh, come on.
Pray and spray.
I don't know.
Like, I'm just assuming.
No, I'm sorry.
I even asked.
Well, you did ask a question.
question, Kane, and I did, in all of my knowledge, answer your question to the best of my
ability. I'm sorry that it made you uncomfortable over there. I'm both thankful and sorry.
Mm-hmm. A bearded dragon saved its owner from a house fire.
I've heard of some things before. I kind of want to call shenanigans. So a bearded dragon,
apparently his name's Spike, he woke up his owner, Donald from a nap, because he jumped on his
face, insisting that he wake up. Now, I would just think that this is shenanigans from a lizard.
Donald opened his eyes and saw his bathroom was on fire.
He extinguished the flames before they spread to the rest of the home.
He apparently slept through the smoke alarms,
but not through his bearded dragon jumping on his face.
Do you think that that's what the lizard was doing,
or was the lizard like, I hate you,
and I'm going to try to suffocate you to the best of my ability?
I'd like to believe it's true.
I mean, now he's got salmonella all over his face.
That's my first thought.
I'd be like, ew.
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in headlines real quick? This is Audio Sunday 20. Juan showed you some of this. I need to have a
conversation about the standing airplane seats. Are they trying to get people to go all falling down with
Michael Douglas in the sky.
This will do it.
So
budget airlines
are
considering launching these
controversial, I'm looking at the name of
Sky Rider 2.0
standing seats.
Yeah.
And I don't know what the ticket price
would be. They are being introduced
by a manufacturer. They want to increase
passenger capacity by
20%.
and they unveiled it at the Aircraft Interiors Expo
several years ago.
And they said it's an innovative seat.
It allows an ultra high density in the aircraft cabin.
And it opens up the traveling experience to a wider passenger market.
Okay, Kane.
And I know Juan has the video of how I watched this guy struggle with a bag in there.
You, okay, so if I'm flying, I do work typically unless it's on vacation.
And I don't know this guy, if you're watching the simulcast.
How in the world do you even open your laptop or anything to work in that?
You don't.
How do you uncompress your spine?
You don't.
Next, they're going to be we're strapping passengers to the wings to increase our capacity
and open up a whole new market of passenger class.
Yes, you're going to get buckled and you've got to hold onto your suit.
case tight. We're going to strap you to the wing. Wing straps are only 10 bucks with
budget airlines. With budget airlines. And you get extra leg room if you're strapped onto the wings.
Fresh air, no drinks or bathroom, but you won't notice because you'll probably defecate your
bridges before we even leave the ground. I, it looks like hell. I think I don't like being enclosed
in small spaces and I think I would riot. I think I would. I think I would
immediately.
I barely want to be on a plane when I'm seated comfortably.
It's like you're sitting on the banana.
Uh-huh.
Even if I'm seated comfortably, I hate being on the plane.
Like this is what, do I want now two additional people closer to me?
No.
And people are weird on planes.
I mean, this fellow can't even get in.
He's trying to squeeze himself in.
I love it.
You knew that you know, you know that when they unveiled us at the expo, they were like,
okay, Bob, why don't you just slide in there?
and let's see if you can get all, you know, situated.
And he's, you know, they were trying to show how easy and nice these seats were.
That guy was on the struggle bus, like instantly trying to wedge himself in there.
Now, the first chick, there's nobody in front of her so she can sit in it fine.
Her legs are even extended out further than this guy.
Look at this guy.
He can't even get in the seat.
He's struggling to even get in the seat.
He can't even get in it.
I thought we were moving in the direction where we need bigger seats because,
remember those people that with the large bottoms
that they're just huge butts
and they have to buy two seats
you know what I mean?
Like that's the direction we were moving.
What is this?
So what happens if you're one of those individuals?
Oh, you need that damn whole row
and the one in front of you.
Yeah, and you're trying to like get
and then what happens then?
Because are they going to have to come
and I'm going to pull up this.
What happens then?
If that's you, if that's you, if that's you,
if that's you, then what happens?
And you're, you know, or you're sitting next to someone that they can't, in a, like a normal seat, they would take a couple of the seats.
I can't, I can't even believe that this is a thing that we're all considering.
So, I mean, I don't know.
In Turkey, it might not be a problem.
Did you hear what they're doing in Turkey?
Uh-oh, what?
So, overweight people are publicly weighed in order to slim down under new rules in Turkey.
And they have inspectors patrolling public spaces.
wait a minute is that what this is without actually weighing people without actually weighing people
they sell this isn't in turkey this is a separate story no i know but to think about that this is
what they're doing instead of weighing you they're making these tiny seats that make it impossible so you
look at them you're like well i can't go in there i'm too big for that boom now fat people aren't
flying they rolled out a nationwide plan to stop and weigh people in public with inspectors telling them
to slim down if they're found to be overweight
health workers in Turkey have been deployed across each of the country's 81 regions
with weighing scales and tape measures as the drive to assess 10 million people by July 10 is
underway. Passer-by are stopped by medical examiners for spot body mass index checks. What if
you don't want to do it, though? I don't think that's probably going to be an option for you
to not do it, but they said, yeah, they, everybody, everybody that, and then they're asked,
they're told to go to a dietitian or whatever,
and then they have to lose weight.
But yeah, they're in shopping malls,
they're out in the streets.
There are people who've been posting pictures
all around Turkey shown that they're being guided
onto weighing scales, having their height measured,
and then they're weight calculated.
And they're told to slim up.
And they go, well, like, drivers are warned of speeding traps.
You know, they're warning people about being overweight.
Can you imagine?
It's an anti-obesity campaign that officials describe as a national fight,
and they're running it under the tagline,
know your weight, and live healthy.
It started on May 10th, and they're going to survey one in eight Turks.
Anybody with the BMI over 25 are referred to a state-run family health center
and a healthy life center where they get nutritional counseling and follow-up services.
Now, the Turks are mad.
They're saying that this is the government being out of touch with the daily realities
of soaring food prices and wage stagnation,
and the impact this has on healthy eating.
et cetera, et cetera. And the Erdogan government has been criticized because they're like, it's super
public. They're weighing everybody in public. They're like fat shaming you in public. Now, I'm all
about being healthy. And I don't like the whole body positivity campaign that celebrates morbid obesity.
But I also think, I don't like the government walking around at all, like saying, hey, get up here,
Sally, on this scale, and we're going to weigh you. Tammy, Karen, Yamish, get up here on this scale.
we're going to weigh you and and then everybody sees it now the world health organization if
whatever you want however you want to take this they estimated that 30% of people in turkey are
obese and so they said that uh yeah that's how they're they think that this is they think
this is going to work how would that work in the united states I would imagine somebody's scale
would get broken somebody tried doing that I think I would knock the scale out of their hands in
Like, get away from me.
No, you can't because of HIPAA.
I mean, there's no way you could do something like that.
But I'm totally less bothered by weighing people before they get on the plane than those damn seats you first are showing.
Oh, King's not over the seats.
No, I'm not.
Well, they don't weigh you before you get on the plane.
This is a whole other plane in Turkey.
No, I know that.
I know that.
But there's no possible way that I could ever, ever think of flying on a plane like that.
There's no.
Like, think about it.
Now you're fitting how many more people in the plane?
20, 30, 40.
So now, now we have an issue of a weight problem.
We have now more people in the plane.
Now I'm concerned about...
How many times have you heard, too,
where they have to adjust the weight of the plane?
Yeah.
And they have asked people to get off.
And I'm like, wait a minute,
you're only asking like four or five people to get off.
So you're telling me whether or not this thing sinks or flies,
falls out of the sky or not is dependent upon four people beyond this plane.
Makes me worried.
Physics is still a thing.
Oh, a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Yeah, physics is a thing that bothers me.
So I don't know.
But they said that one of the things that the,
the Turkish people were hitting back at is they were saying that a lot of the professional
athletes they have technically qualify as overweight based solely on their BMI because they have
much more muscle mass, which weighs proportionally more than fat, which is true.
Is that so, yeah, they wouldn't be taking that into consideration, would they?
Do you see how stupid these government, like a government run program like this is? It's so dumb.
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