The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Dems Desperation

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

Democrats continue their desperate strategy of comparing Trump to Hitler while Hillary Clinton tries to equate Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden to the Nazi rally. Meanwhile, Neiman Marcus is changing their Christmas catalog to a “Holiday catalog”. People are ditching oat milk and going back to dairy.Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Hillsdalehttps://danaforhillsdale.comClaim your free pocket Constitution today at DanaForHillsdale.comKelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. Keltec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free month of service with code Dana.ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comDon’t mask pain, fight it naturally with Relief Factor.  Visit online or call 1-800-4-RELIEF today!Tax Network USAhttps://TNUSA.com/DANADon’t let the IRS control your life—empower yourself with Tax Network USA. Visit TNUSA.com/DANA

Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Okay, this one I got to add in here. This is, I don't think I have this one on. A Coconut Creek man confronts his son with a machete. And guess what for the reason? Guess the reason.

I mean, I think I'd be a sad if somebody forgot my birthday, but I wouldn't threaten them with a machete. That's what this man did, though. That's why he was arrested. Coconut Creek man, Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon. He threatened to send with a machete for getting to wish him. Happy birthday! He forgot!

It was on October 19th that the Coconut Creek Police Department responded to a domestic disturbance with a deadly weapon call. According to the records, a family matter escalated into a confrontation. Laurent Witters, 56, and his son became a raid after his son did not wish him a happy birthday. The victim told officers that the disagreement. started in the living room. It got worse when Witters demanded that he leave the house and he refused. So he began packing up his son's belongings. And while doing so, he retrieved a machete and confronted his son. The son was upset. And he came towards his son with the machete and placed it down and

finally kept moving his belongings. But of course, he had pushed his son in the chest. And apparently, I guess, threatened to chop him. I don't know. And that's when they, so they arrested him. They said they recovered the machete. The victim was uninjured. He said he didn't wish to pursue charges. That's all sad, though. That whole story is sad, isn't it? Oh, gosh. This, um, oh gosh. A man stole a truck, led troopers on pursuit and then tried to hop into a drainage canal.

In Naples. You know what's in drainage canals? It rhymes with gator. Oh. Gator? Yeah. Do you know, that's not how rhymes work. That's the point.

36-year-old David Alfonso. He was driving to stolen Ford. F-250. And he was being pursued by police. He took it out of Collier County. And trippers tried to pull him over. He kept driving a high rate of speed. Then he stopped the vehicle, fled on foot and tried to hide in a drainage canal. He was arrested on a bunch of different charges because you can't get away. That's not going to work for you. It's not going to work for you. It's not going to happen. This, let's see, a handcuff inmate escaped custody at a Florida hospital. And of all the cars to flee in, he left in a Maserati.

Theodric Collins, 36, was apprehended at Port Miami on October 19th. He had several warrants. He had earlier complained of chest pain was transported to the emergency room. Then he was medically cleared. He managed to escape the officer and jumped into a waiting silver mazorati, according to Miami-Dade. It had Bama plates. And apparently he's still on the run.

The dude is on the run. The plates are GBT-862. I don't think they're going to ditch that Maserati, do you? Bolo. Yeah, Boolo, Silver Maserati with Bama plates. The dude was arrested in Mississippi for shoplifting, fleeing police, theft, directless driving, numerous high-speed chases before. So that's, yeah, there you go.

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and a confident assertion that human beings are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. Far from being hostile or indifferent to religion, America's founders understood the theology of the Declaration to be an essential part of the education of citizens. To learn more and get a free pocket constitution, visit constitutionminute.com. This Constitution Minute was furnished by Hillsdale College. Welcome back to the program, Dana last year with you at the bottom of this first hour. You know it's crazy because everything out of, it's crazy season.

We're approaching the home stretch of the election. And you know it's rough. Because you've got all of these, all the left, all I'm hearing is, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. They're like seagulls, but like bad ones. It only say Hitler. You know, mine? Hitler? It's just all I hear.

Audio soundbite 11. So Trump is having his rally in Madison Square Garden. And Hillary Clinton, who has been salty ever since the country rejected her in 2016. And I'll have you remember, the left said it was because of racism. That's why she lost. The old white woman lost because of racism in 2016. Sure. And she says that the rally that Trump is going to hold is, oh, Hitler.

Yeah, 11. Go ahead. And, you know, one other thing that you'll see next week, Caitlin, is Trump actually reenacting the Madison Square Garden rally in 19. I write about this in my book. President Franklin Roosevelt was appalled that neo-Nazis, fascists in America were lining up to essentially pledge their support for the kind of government that they were seeing in Germany. So I don't think we can ignore it. Wait a minute, I'm curious.

So she's accusing him. He's having this thing next week. she's accusing him of reenacting it. I had to go back in, I mean, this was like back in the oldie times, the olden days when this happened. I had to go back and look at like the photos from the period. And I mean, there was, it was the Bund organization that had a rally and it like went off the rails. and I mean they actually had like Nazi imagery and signs and stuff like that I mean the photos that I'm seeing where does she get the idea that this is somehow a reenactment

because it's people with whom she disagrees that are going to be in one place that back in checks notes 1925 it was an indoor area that the, the, the, the, the New York City, it was there. And I built in 1925, closing, uh, blah, blah, blah,

MSG, the third, that I'm just curious. The, um, she thinks that, why is it a reenactment? Are they going to be doing like,

Nazi stuff? I mean, when you say something's a reenactment, I'm just assuming that that's what it'll be. Um, but I, you know, that's not what actually is happening.

She just, because people disagree with her, they're Hitler. And because they're getting in, a bunch of people who disagree with her are going to be in one place specifically, then it's a Nazi rally. Is that, that got that correct? So wait a minute. Is it, I know, just let me clarify, is it because they're going to be a Madison Square Garden that makes it a Nazi rally,

or is it because there are people who disagree with her on things like health care and taxation and, you know, international relations and things of that nature? that those people that disagree with her on their issues are going to be at Madison Square Garden. And I ask that because, like, there's a lot of stuff at Madison Square Garden. Are all these people Hitler? Cindy Lauper's going to be there. Or she was, wait, she was there last night, right? Yeah, Cindy Lauper was there last night.

Her farewell tour. Was that a Nazi event? I'm just curious. I mean, Duran Duran is going to be there on the 31st for crying out loud. Is that, uh, I'm curious. Is that a Hitler thing? Or is it just, this is so dumb. It's like there's Hitler drink water. Do you drink water? Nazi. Hitler breathed air. Do you drink air? Nazi. Does Hitler wear shoes? Everyone who wears shoes is a Nazi. Yeah. This is just so dumb. Or is it, well, they disagree with me and they're Hitler. Well, what, and none of these reporters.

And Caitlin Collins just sat there like a, you know, frog in a log, just go and just staring at the camera. At no point did she go, I'm sorry, Mrs. Clinton, but what exactly makes it a Nazi rally? She did not ask that at any point. That's the most obvious question to ask. But she didn't ask it. She just sat there. Oh, just, well, why not, well, excuse me, Ms. Clinton, what, in fact, makes it a Nazi rally? I'm curious.

Is it because they disagree? What about it? Are you saying that they hate Jewish people? Are they advocating for genocide? What makes it a Nazi rally? Specifically, can you articulate that? I think it's incredibly important in an era where the guy about whom you're speaking, there have been two attempts on his life. life. It'd be nice to maybe, he was literally shot in the head. So, I don't know, maybe you could

substantiate your Hitler claims, please, ma'am. See, that's a reasonable request. And if she's not just, you know, a blowhard, then she'll be like, well, you know, when they're calling for genocide and talking about putting people on railroads, I mean, you know, that's exactly what, you know, she could have said anything. No one asks this. What do you mean you reenact something? What does that even mean? Reenact? How? What? They just say this stuff. Who out there believes this? If anybody out there believes this, they should not vote. I am so done with stupid people. People are dumb. I love what Tommy Lee Jones said him in black. A person is smart. People are sheep. Oh my gosh. That's like scripture. It's so true.

And what way? Who is caught by this? And then, yeah, you have the view. They're still mad. The Washington Post is mad. By the way, my friend Stephen Miller, not that Miller with the campaign, but another person, had said, he made this remark and was talking about this this morning, that the media and everyone else, if they do think that Trump is Hitler, many of them are still not endorsing Kamala Harris over him. So I'm going to throw that out there. But it's not, you also have Mitch Landreau, whose wife was the governor of Louisiana and was in charge when Hurricane Katrina came. in and there was just disastrous response. And do you remember everybody was working overtime to

make sure that Mary Landreau did not get the blame for failing to call in the National Guard and all that stuff? They were trying to blame W for it. I mean, there's a lot of things to get, if you're to pick a bone with W. I mean, there's plenty of stuff, but that's not one of them. Audio somebody, 14, listen. Secondly, you've never had, in the history of the country, a president want to be like Adolf Hitler. I mean, that's just such an extraordinary statement that have come from now a number of people that it should cause everybody in America to stop and think about how devastatingly impossible that is to contemplate, have somebody like that sitting behind the Oval Office.

The third part. He wants to be like Hitler because he's not a Democrat? Well, you know, because he disagrees with us on economic policy and taxation and government spending, and he disagrees with us on trade, and he disagrees with us on regulation for some things. And, I mean, just like Hitler, I am. Just done. I'm done. We're going to have another week of this.

Another week of Hitler of Trump Hitler. Yeah, you never had a history of the country, someone who wanted to be like Hitler. Do you guys want him to die? I feel like they want him to get shot again. Think about it. If there, if some, it goes back to that question. Like, if there was a baby Hitler, would you kill him? Like, if you went back in time and saw a little baby Hitler in his crib, would you kill him?

Right? No, that's true planned parenthood. Well. I mean, I, you get, you talk and you demean someone like that and you dehumanize them to the point where you can justify anything done against them, then it's not beyond the realm of extraordinary that someone would try to kill him. If they think, golly, this guy's as bad as Hitler, go back to when, what's his face, that lunchbox went and tried to shoot up a congressional ball field. And do you remember what they found in his vehicle when they secured the area and they had evacuated law enforcement? Do you were, or the congressional members and law enforcement was there on side? And do you remember what they found in his vehicle?

He had a manifesto of sorts. But he also had to kill us. And it was all Republican members. And he was livid about health care. And that was about the time that the left was promoting this idea that Republicans wanted to kill everyone's parents and they were going to kill you because they were going to take your health care away and leave you to die and bleed out in a ditch. I mean, that's, you know, pretty much what they were messaging. I don't believe that, you know, speech hurts, but I do believe

that you have a responsibility, particularly if you are an elected official, I think you have a responsibility in that public sphere to be a little bit more cautious. I mean, we have people out there who are pretending that, you know, a man can be a woman or that abortion doesn't involve murder. It doesn't involve the ending of a life. So they can twist all kinds of definitions around and make it appear however they want. And so, of course, yes, this person is just like Hitler. So, of course, you can justify any atrocity committed against them.

And that ultimately is what this is. I mean, I don't know how else to analyze it. I mean, that's, I don't know. And then you have this, Audio Sound By 28. When they're not calling them Hitler, they're insulting the people that are giving the Trump Vance ticket their momentum. Racism is alive and well. And here's an example of it. Audio Soundbite 28.

But the sharpest divide in our politics today is education. It's whether you have a college degree or not. That is the likeliest determinant of whether you're going to vote Republican or Democratic. and that's why we're seeing larger numbers, and I met some of them in western Pennsylvania, of Latinos and black voters who are moving toward Trump. So white George Packer asserts that black and Hispanic voters are shifting towards Trump because they're stupid. You heard him say it with his own mouth.

He's the guy he writes at the Atlantic. And he's saying that they are dumb. They're uneducated, which is why they support Trump. Well, there's a great, there's an ad right there. What a great get out the vote effort to try to shame people when all else fails. Actually, they haven't even tried all else. They've just said bend the knee. They haven't even tried to make their case.

They haven't tried to go out in court voters. They've tried to shame people and emotionally manipulate voters, but they haven't gone out to try to court them. And when people rebuff their initial advances, oh, it's because you are the problem. You are uneducated. That's racism. That guy's a racist. That's no joke. No cap.

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Yes, the Getty Lee from Rush. It's coming out in May. He's got, I didn't even know this. He's, he's, it's a book about his baseball memorabilia auction. A collection of stories from some of the favorite items in my collection. He goes, maybe I'll release it on opening day next year. I don't know. He's just over here doing Getty Lee stuff.

Getty Lee being Getty Lee. This is crazy. A pregnant woman fell 17 stories in an apartment building, and her unborn baby survived. This was wild. This happened in England, and she succumbed to her injuries, but her baby was, I mean, delivered and okay, according to the BBC. She was in the Shakespeare Towers, not Faulty Towers, 17-story building in West Yorkshire. and 17 feet and the baby is

going to be okay. That's just wild. So thank heavens for that. Mount Everest gets a little taller every year because it's sitting up straight. I just wanted to let that sit there. See you guys did. No, apparently that's an actual thing. They said that tiny changes in

elevation add up over a millennia and as a result its highest peak gets a little bitty bit taller every single year, which I don't even know how all that works, but okay, sure. You know, I'll take that. Yeah. This, Kane, you're going to like this headline because it's all about the bird flu stuff. Officials find no evidence that bird flu is spreading between people after a Missouri investigation. Health officials, health officials said yesterday

that there's no evidence that bird flu is spreading between people. After they were investigating infections in Missouri, the illness reported last month was different from the other 30. bird flu infections in people so far this year. They said there's no evidence for any kind of person-to-person transmission. The H5N1, it's been spreading wildly, but it's not doing that, so stop it, knock it off. So they said. A turd-shaped monument honoring the January 6th mob was installed on the National Mall. It's a sarcastic statue.

And apparently, it features a brown-shaped pile of feces resting at top of desk with Nancy Pelosi's name on the nameplate there. and they said that the Memorial Honors, the brave men and women who broke into the building. It's supposed to be like some sort of satirical thing. It's watched by a security guard. It's going to stay there for seven days. Please tell me that no one actually crafted it out of bronze, really? Stick with us.

We've got more in store. Neiman Marcus has changed the name of its Christmas book, gift catalog to holiday book. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I agree with the headline that Daily Mail has that Neiman Marcus bans the word. but they did just change the name of their gift catalog. They said they're, they've,

they've talked about their Christmas book before. The Christmas book at Neiman's is what you look at, uh, when you like to pretend that you're a billionaire. Because some of the stuff in there is insane. I'm going to look. I'm going to look at it. Yeah, they call it, uh, yeah, it's a, they didn't ban it,

but they did change it. They removed Christmas and they made it, a holiday. Now, I don't know. What to make of this? I mean, I don't think it's because they hate Jesus. Maybe they feel like they've got to be, I don't know, more. Do you honestly think that Jewish people are going to be like, I can't buy from that catalog. It says Christmas book. Do you honestly think that? I don't understand why. I also feel like we're, no, does it matter? Because everybody's too broke. Everybody is too broke to even care about what is if it's a what kind of gift book it is right you think people care they can't I can't

afford anything in here did you see some of the stuff in here usually it'll be like here's a 500 dollar like frother or something stupid right here's a 50,000 dollar refrigerator that'll sing the song to you every morning and tweet I don't it's like goofy stuff like that in there and I got this headline for Kane. Specifically. Cain, dost thou like oat milk? Oat milk, no. Do you think oat milk is good or bad?

I would say you can do without it. There's this meme where God is, or it's Jesus, and Jesus is asking one of the angels, what are they doing down there? And the angel goes, oh, they're getting milk from nuts. And he's like, but I gave them all these animals. He's like, yeah, they don't like any of that milk. He's going.

He's going. Here's the headline. Oat milk linked to another cancer-causing chemical as people flock back to dairy. Yeah. Oak milks. Say that fast. The health halo, whoever wrote this, I hate you, is rapidly disappearing. They said that there are emulsifiers and plant-based milks.

That's not milk. It's cloudy water with rebutt, Research links to cancer. And the WHO, if take it or leave it, they say it's carcinogenic. And a lot of it's chemical stuff that they spray on it, like weed killer glyphosphate and that. Glyphosate. Whatever. There's no such thing as almond milk or oat milk or any plant-based milk.

It's cloudy water. You're getting cloudy water. Dirty cloudy water. It's like when a man pretends he's a woman and wants to secrete milk, that's not what that is. is. Okay. Same thing. That's what you're getting.

You're getting nature's pus. That's what this is. Die already. Yeah. You know what? I'm driving at home. Oat milk is of the devil. Can we not?

Devil. I get really excited about dairy items. I don't know why. But they're like, it's bad. Like, it's not milk. Just be like, I don't want dairy. And if you don't want dairy because it's a health issue for you, nobody cares.

You don't have to. Why is it? it that people who get, they're like, I'm not getting dairy in my coffee. I don't get these people. I don't get it. The majority of dairy now, if you look in the ingredients, you look at like if you like half and half or heavy cream or whatever, you like to add that to your coffee. Poly sorbate 80 is a big part of that for the majority of the brands that are out there for

sale, especially the ones that are a little cheaper. And it's not good for you. So you may want to consider whole milk. You may want to consider something that hasn't been fully pasteurized. You want to make sure that your body's getting the right back. Or you just get a cow and go out to the field and lay under there of a morning. I'm just saying. Probably not the best.

That last part of the idea. Take your coffee cup. Go out there and get a... See, I would be for that. I'd be... Right, fresh from the teeth, Ian. I mean, it's nature's milk, actually literally is. Just saying...

It is nature's milk. It's not dirty. dirty white water. That's all that is. People know that, right? It's just dirty nut water. It's gross. It's Friday.

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