The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Dolce & Gabbana's...White Problem??

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

Influencer Bella Hadid SLAMS Dolce & Gabbana's men’s fashion show for featuring too many white models. Meanwhile, Dana reacts to the woke remake of the classic Tom Hanks movie, “The Burbs”, for using words like “microaggression” with poor casting and storylines. Ask Chapter #250 Chapter can help you take control of your Medicare. Dial #250 and say “Medicare Plan” to get your options reviewed. Humannhttps://HumanN.comGet simple, delicious wellness support when you pick up Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club next time you’re there and see why they’re such a fan favorite!Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Dana Lashes of Surr Truth podcast. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. All right. So a Florida man tossed $4,000 worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man. No. What girl? What's you doing?

Independent says the Florida man tossed $4,000 worth of stolen meat. He made off with an assortment. like top sirloin, brisket beef and lambs at authorities. So what ended up happening? He's Cuban National. So is that a mean illegal alien? He's accused of stealing $4,000 from a number of different grocery stores of meat. Haneus Renea of Jacksonville.

He's caught on surveillance footage stealing an authority of meats and fiexons from two separate public stores. According to Flager County Sheriff, oh man, that's a lot. Okay, over $1,500 a meat from one publics. And then 20 minutes later, he stole over $2,000 worth of meat from another publics. He was identified as the suspect. But then after he, so he drove to his girlfriend's house. And he found she was cooking with another dude. What?

So after, you know, he found that out, he was very upset. He tossed most of the stolen meat. And that was, yeah. So he was arrested for felony retail theft. And he's in the, I don't know. knowing about the girlfriend. She moved on and was cooking with another man. So, you know, just saying, that's a lot of meat to get, though, for two people. Was he going to have a big old cookout? I've got questions. A man was arrested after groping a driver and causing a crash in Miami. Oh, for the love.

This is in BC. The victim lost control of the car and crashed. This was in Little Havana. That's, yeah. The, uh, Oscar Aguire, 26. He's accused of cover. the victim's mouth and groping her. She's a driving service. She was driving him somewhere. And it made her lose control of the car and crash. And video shows, it was caught on video, like the crash and in the aftermath. Don't know if anybody was injured. He tried to flee later on foot but was caught in a parking lot. So now he's got battery culpable negligence, exposure to personal injury. He's got his bond. He also has a TRO against the victim. Oh, and he's an illegal alien, so he's on a hold. Isn't that interesting?

two stories two stories back to back now involving involving a legal alien a man was fired for him his new job after he showed up in a bathrobe to collect his first paycheck after he was day drinking

oh I thought this was America so it apparently was an office prank he was still hung over and he drank heavily the night before his first payday his first day off colleagues were like sleep it off but he showed up to work the next morning anyway

still hung over and wearing a bathrobe and he ended up being promptly fired like days into his new job apparently they didn't like the spectacle of it and yeah so that's

yeah Lisa got one paycheck well yeah he did he got like the one paycheck so there's there's that a Florida woman was arrested after alleged fair ride line dispute with a child, a Boca Raton, it was in Palm Beach County. They apparently got into a fight

over a line at a ride at a fair. So a woman lost her temper. She thought an 11-year-old was cutting into the line. She grabbed and yelled at the kid. It's the South Florida Fair. Reyesa DeSuzza was arrested, charged with battery, and then resisting arrest without violence. So the girl stepped out line to use the arresting with her parents and was trying to get back with her family. And that's when apparently the woman grabbed her by the arm, pulled her backward, and the child ran back to the parents crying. And then the deputies arrived. Found that woman still waiting in line for the ride, and they took her into custody. I would have whooped her. My gosh. Give me an excuse. I know. Like, what is wrong with people? It's an 11-year-old kid. Their family's there. They're

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touch on this. I saw this last night. And I'm looking at this and I was actually reading about a movie. It's an Oscar contender because you know what is it, that Timothy Shalameh has movie Marty Supreme that it's about ping pong and I'm not going to see. I'm just not going to do it. you know how they do the whole campaigning to get a film, an Oscar? Normal people like us don't care. But what I do think is interesting is that one of the women, one of the actresses in this film, they're calling her like a legitimate rising star. And I think it was the telegraph, which is a garbage publication, but still.

And others were saying that it's an overuse phrase, but with her, for her specifically, it might not be because she really is a talented actress. Her name is Odessa Azeon. and people are like, oh, her last name sounds like Zion. Now all of these anti-Semitic turds have been following her everywhere. She's 25 years old. She's Jewish. And people have been attacking her because of it.

And it doesn't matter, as you guys know, what you do. Like she's come out and called for a ceasefire and she's criticized Israel. And she's checked all the boxes that you're supposed to check. But that doesn't matter to Islamist because you are still existing as a Jewish person. And they will hate you as long as you continue to exist, no matter how. how many times you bend the knee. It doesn't matter. And I just, I was thinking like, how insane is that? That this is so beyond, this is what, it goes so beyond just like disagreement. It is, it is identity politics. And then, as I was looking at this, I came across this story that's over at,

I think it's the New York Post. And it has to do, now bear with me, because some of you guys out there are going to be like, wait, is she talking about women's wear? Hold up. It's not about women's where, though. So Dolce and Gabana, they are two Italian dudes who run a fashion house and it's, you know, they're considered quintessentially Italian like Valentino, who's passed away just over the weekend and like Farragamo and Gucci and things like that, quintessentially Italian based in Portofino. They had a fashion show in Milan just recently. And they've had these like fashion shows, you know, in different places around the world in Maloney. on they were hiring because that's where they were, Italian models from, again, it's an Italian

fashion house and they were hiring Italian models to walk the runway in an Italian show, in one Italian show. And so this one chick, her name is Bella Hadid. She's a Nepo baby. Her mom was one of the real housewives, whatever. Her dad is that Mohammed Hadid guy. He's like some kind of Beverly Hills property developer who's retconned his own history in Nazareth so many times. There's an entire subreddit devoted to his ever-changing story. It shifts like the like the wind-swept sands. You know, however he can try to like present his family as victims or something. And he lied and said he was born here and he apparently was born somewhere else. Long story short. So this chick who didn't become a model until after she had a nose job, which is true.

she has been like a big Hamas Gaza advocate and she promotes and amplifies all the Pollywood nonsense. All the Hamas truth ministry lies. Like she promotes all of that stuff. And she apparently decided to go after Dulce and Gabana accusing them of racism, sexism, and bigotry and said it was embarrassing and that their show was, quote, 50 shades of white because they had mostly Italian, and this was a menswear show, so it was mostly Italian male models. Again, it was Milan Fashion Week, an Italian house.

They don't take a codyear of models and fly them all around the world. They hire and source locally. Unless you're a big-time model, that's like how it works. I have no idea how I know this, but that's how it works. So they had a menswear show. It was a fall, winter menswear show in Milan. They hired Milanese models. They hired Italian male models from that area for one Italian show.

And she lost her mind over it because she, that's all she does. All she does is bitch and moan and then promote Hamas talking points. That's all she does. It is so annoying to must be just exhausting to be incessantly aggrieved the way that she is. And all she does is complain and whine and do these things. And I'm just like, what is the difficulty in understanding an Italian house hires Italian models

for an Italian show from an Italian area where the models are predominantly Italian. I mean, has she said this? I mean, do you want to look at some of these other designers or do you want to look at

Super Bowl halftime shows? Or do you, I mean, for crying out loud, why do we still have these nepo babies practicing race codes? Because that's what she's doing. She wouldn't even be on the runway if her parents weren't who they are and she didn't have a nose job.

And those are, facts. End of. So I just, like, where do these people come from? And she was, she's like apparently like an influencer and all this stuff and I don't know. The whole thing, though, it's like a popular to go after Dolce and Gabana because they're not woke, which is weird because it's like two gay guys who are not dating each other that do this fashion line and they love the female form. They make like stuff. I mean, imagine like Sophia Loren. That's the type of stuff that they do, right? like that classic Italian silhouette, female silhouette, that tailoring, all of that. You know, it's like classic femininity.

And they're very non-woke. Like Carl Lagerfield was very non-woke. And a lot of people got mad at Carl Lagerfield before he passed away. Dolce and Gabana are very not woke. And the woke scolds, like the Hamas Nepo babies and all of this, have been trying to get them canceled now for 10 years. And it hasn't worked because people like the stuff that Dolce and Gabana makes, even though it's super expensive. And like, you know, maybe you can get a pair of sunglasses. glasses. But it's, you know, they make very, I mean, they make really pretty stuff and they

appreciate the female form and they didn't get into all the trans. So they didn't get into any of that like a lot of these other places did. And I think that's made them targets. But I just think that she needed to get a boost in name recognition. And so she decided to go on another screeching, you know, tangent about it. I'm just so tired of this stuff. It must be so exhausting to be so completely untalented and bitchy all the time. You know, good heavens. Maybe they can find that in fix that in a plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills for you too. I don't know, maybe. So you're expected to just trust the government or some random insurance agent to steer you right on Medicare. And that's exactly how people get stuck in plans that don't really fit their lives. Insurance companies push you

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3 a.m. released at 6 a.m. and she goes to court on May 4th. I really want her to get healthy. It is really sad to watch this. I mean, clearly, you know, she's struggling with something. If you've seen the dance videos, just saying, I think maybe there was a reason why she was under a conservatorship, just saying, not trying to be mean, but goodness. This is sad. Legendary College Football Coach Lou Holtz passed away age 89. He led Notre Dame's fighting Irish to their last national championship in 1988. The school announced this yesterday. He'd been having some health issues in recent months. He had moved to

hospice care in Orlando. 33 seasons on the college sidelines. He went to, I mean, he had a great record. A lot of it was in Indiana. But pressure with his family. But that's a long full life. That's a good life lived. United Airlines is introducing something new to try to deal with passenger annoyances. But I don't know if that's going to help a lot. The new rule

that was added to their contract of carriage terms under the refusal to transport. And so they're saying that people who fail to use their, people who are using who don't use headphones to listen to audio or video can get thrown off a flight now. Also, like if you're

barefoot and putting your nasty gross feet everywhere, that can get you thrown off a flight. I will rip your toes off and throw them out of the plane midair if I see that happen. So I'm actually, people do that. I have a story. I think I may share it with you before.

But also, the nation's top problem, government, according to a new survey. I agree with this. Kane, this is scientific and absolutely accurate. And still true. Yes, the majority of people say, yeah, the biggest problem, government. Absolutely true. Gen Z is flocking to Chinese medicine, which is great. So just don't go to wet markets and get bat flu, right?

Because they're trust in the U.S. health system plummets. Xi Jinping's plans are coming together, splendidly stay with us i watched uh i told you they that netflix has decided to ruin the burbs are you guys familiar with the burbs it is one of the greatest movies that came out of the late 80s i was a kid when my mom took me to see this in the theater and it has tom hanks carrie fisher bruce stern who plays one of the best characters ever corey feldman's in it it is such a brilliant movie it is about all these people that live on the street they live on a cul-de-sac and these weird people, the Clopex move in next door to Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher, who were married in the

movie. I've seen this so many times I can quote it. I at least quote it once a week. And the neighborhood's suspicious, right? And the, and Ray who plays Tom Hanks, or Tom Hanks who plays Ray, he is like, you know, kind of his wife is telling him, stop. Don't be, you know, all into the conspiracy theories with this stuff. But he's like, something's weird. I got a gut feeling. And so, So Mark Rumsfeld, Rumsfield is Bruce Dern's character. And then you have Art, his neighbor, Art, who's kind of the troublemaker, right? He's the one who's like, Ray, Ray, let's go and look at the neighbor. Come on, Ray.

And you have Tom Hanks' character, Bruce Stern's character, and then Art, they all get together. And it's adult men that do boy stuff. And it's hysterical. That's what makes it funny. The original, they were so stereotyped. It was just like Corey Feldman was the disrespectful, smart aleck teenager on the street, right? Tom Hanks was the every man who was just, you know, he needs a break from work. He's stressed out. You know, his wife is trying to, you know, trying to tell him to, you know, be healthy and

take some time off work and don't stress yourself out, et cetera, et cetera. And then you have Bruce Dern, whose Rumsfield character is this very patriotic veteran. And, you know, the first time you're introduced to this character, he goes out to the yard and patriotic, you know, flute and the pipe and drums are plane and he puts up the flag in the morning and he's got his trophy wife who's in her maribou mules the little furry healed mules and they i mean it's hysterical and then you've got the old man that lives across the street with the tidy lawn and he wears a toupee and he's very fastidious and fussy and i mean it's just hysterical all these neighbors that come together and they sit on the porch at night and you know the men smoke the cigars and they're talking about the neighbors and arts

talking about how when they were kids the ice cream man that lived in the neighborhood cut up his family, and it's just hysterical. So you have, it didn't need to be remade. And now you have the Burbs, this one. They follow the Noah's Ark rule of casting, which is you get two of each, like some bizarre United Colors of Benendton. Not that it's a bad thing, but we know people tend to silo in real life for the most part. And it seemed try hard and nobody had chemistry.

They tried so hard to be inoffensive that it's actually. offensive. And the characters were so boring. Oh my gosh. They were so boring. And I think, you know, that's, they none of the actors had chemistry.

None of them. They did everything that they could to make these characters as boring as possible so they couldn't be accused of purveying stereotypes. But that's the thing that made it funny in the original because the stereotypical behavior flavored each of these characters, right? And the way that they clashed and complimented each other was a hysterical symphony. It was brilliant.

And now you have the roles reversed. So the original was partly about boys doing crazy boys stuff, but they were adult men. And that's what made it hysterical. Like you had Bruce Stern's character, you know, the patriotic vet. And he's, you know, he's got all of his gear. and his, you know, he's got his guns and his gear and his tactical stuff, and they're going to go over the fence and inspect the Klopeck house. And it's hysterical. And he's sitting up on his rooftop drinking juice and eating animal crackers, you know, and then instructing the guy's like, Red Rover, Red Rover, send art on over.

It's just so funny. And now it's women and it's boring. So now Tom Hanks is a woman, and her British husband is so boring and he has the personality of cardboard that I want him to die gruesomely just so I can be entertained. I couldn't even make it through the first 20 minutes of the first episode. It was so incredibly boring. And here's the other thing. I don't know who the writers on this show are, but they are so lazy. I think when they die, their soul will be too lazy to leave their body.

That's how bad the writing was. They open up. This chick's got a smartphone. And she's like FaceTiming her overtly stereotypical gay artist brother, which that was the one where they went so hard into the stereotype that normally, I'm not offended in that way, but I'm like, that is so overwrought. and she's got a smartphone. But she needs to Google the spooky house across the street.

So what does she do? Doesn't it use her smartphone? She goes to the public library and sits on one of their PCs and Googles it. And then it like brings up this totally like Suss 404 page that doesn't exist in the internet. I feel like whoever wrote that scene is somebody who had never Googled anything and has no experience with computers. It is so bad. And then I was telling Steve, every character was born. They have two old lesbians, and I don't even know if they're a couple or not.

I think maybe they are, but they're so boring. And my experience is that one of them at least has a smart mouth, and they really didn't. They were so boring. Everybody was so boring that you want all of them to die. You are rooting. You don't even know who the bad guys are. You're halfway in the first episode, and the writing is so bad. It is worse than the wokeery.

The fifth word, I paused it and rewound. it. The fifth word in the first episode was microaggression. You know you're going to be going off a cliff when that is literally in the first sentence spoken. No joke.

So, do not waste your time. They don't even respect nostalgia. They're terrified to even hat tip to nostalgia in this remake. It is one of the worst things that I have ever suffered to watch. So I would highly encourage you to not. If you're going to watch the Burbs,

watch the original masterpiece writing excellently. Within the first five minutes, you know who everybody is. It is so brilliantly written. They should teach a master class off that script. I mean, you know who everybody is. The pace is set. You've got the beat of the rhythm of the story. You know who the bad guys are. Immediately, you're happy. are up because you're like, what is happening? You're 20 minutes in, 15 minutes in, and you don't even know who half these damn characters are. They're so afraid to even interact with each other. So just watch the original because it's genius. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already,

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