The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Dumb Evident Idiocy

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Man, I got a whole, I mean, what in the world? Let's do this. Can we do this stretcher thing? Let's do the funeral home first. This is Fox 5 Atlanta that has a story.

A Florida man stole like this, this. weird medical stretcher from a Dallas, Georgia funeral home. Thus to make it more confusing, Dallas, Georgia, Florida man, right? So these officers responded to a vehicle break-in, the location of a funeral home, and they discovered that a medical stretcher was stolen from one of the vehicles. The detectives got evidence, and they linked it with other incidents in the metro area. They identified 56-year-old Michael Johnson of Florida as the offender. Christopher Johnson. He, an arrest warrant was issued for him. He's got an extensive history of theft

according to police. So apparently he's like still out there. Yeah. So this was Dallas, Georgia, that, so the Dallas, Georgia, not Dallas, Texas police are looking for this guy. But how do you not find it? They got his license plate. I mean, he's, you know, a pretty easy guy to ID. And why do you steal a medical stretcher from a funeral home? This is like fallout or something. Like he's, you know, that's like Fallout 76 and he's like out there scavenging. Like what in the world is this? Right? It's weird.

Out of all the things to steal. What are you going to use it for? Unless you're a serial killer and it's your victim. See, the mine writes all kinds of stories. I'm just saying. All right. So let's see here. This.

We got to get into this story. This one's not on this list, but it has to do with a drunk, Florida man who horrified guests at the Marco Island Marriott. This is sent by Florida woman Amber who finds some good ins, right? Let's just say. So this guy, he looks, Alberta Hernandez, 51 years old. He showed up to the pool at Marco Island Marriott, hammered and ready to turn things up, but in a bad way.

So police got a call because someone called the Popo. They said there's a loud mouth here causing a scene at the pool. So the police come and they find drunk Mr. Hernandez wasted out of his mind. They said that he stole, guests said he stole their phones. They had wrapped their phones and hid them inside a towel and left them on a table while they swam. Hernandez stole them. And then he got confronted. Things got messy while they were trying to sort it out.

Women approached them with a crazier story. They said that they were looking for the guy to report him to police because they were in the hot tub with other women. and Hernandez showed up and dropped his swim trunks and gave them a solo fiddle performance. I have no idea how else to put that. And apparently there were kids around. And then when the police got there,

he dropped his bathing suit again and flashed the cops. And oh my gosh. So he got arrested. And they made him cool off inside of a jail cell. And I'm just sad that there's not body cam footage of how horrified everybody is. Those who help bring you free radio, good folks, like the ones over at Keltex.

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handed to her because she's a woman, because she's black, because she's Southeast age, because you're whatever. If we're going to talk about DEI hires, why don't we talk about J.D. Vans? You know why J.D. Vans became Hollywood liberal and Hollywood darling and CNN contributing all of those things? Because he supposedly was the translator for hillbillies, hillbilly elegy, right? So that was his entree, his diversity, equity, and inclusion. So let's include hillbillies and diversity equity and inclusion, or is it just for black people and Latinos? I really don't think that I care to hear the analysis of an OZemPEC shooting Gold Digger who's putting down a swath of the nation.

And you can cut that one because that's exactly what it is. That was Anna Navarro who somehow lucked onto the VO. Look, you want to be mean, I'll be mean, and I'm going to be better at it. And I don't want to have to do this, but that really pissed me off to sit here and be like, oh, he's a, he's a DEI hire. He actually went and got a law degree and he was also. So he also served his nation in uniform, which, you know, Kamala Harris, you know, Hucktaw, 2024, everybody's saying that now.

It was Kane's original. That, you know, she didn't do any of that. But Anna Navarro, by the way, and yes, and Ozypick shooting Gold Digger, I'm, you can quote me six ways to Sunday on that. Happy to say it over and over again, because that's exactly what it is. If you're going to go after, you know, a giant section of the country and try to mock, you know, people as hillbillies and act like J.D. Vance is some sort of like hillbilly whisper that I'm absolutely going to talk about your skinny.

in a shot and the fact that you went chase money in South Florida. But you know, whatever. Hey, I'm, I'm tired of this. Anna Navarro was a nobody when she was on Fox. I remember coming up in the industry and she's, you know, she's older than I am. And I remember coming up in the industry. And she just was really milk toast. Nobody really paid attention to anything that she wrote. Nobody paid attention to anything that she said. She really didn't have any style. She really didn't, you know, she just sort of said the same thing that everyone else said, but always like a couple of days after everybody else already said it. And when you're milk toasts like that

and not very original and not fast on your feet, you don't go very far in commentary and you definitely don't go very far in broadcasting. So her trade is cosplaying as a Republican on a very far left Marxist television show. And that's the only value that she brings to the table. She acts like she is a Republican. And I guarantee him to you that this would never happen

if she actually were a Republican. because they go at you when you're, I've guest hosted that show before. I mean, they make it, I've had a friend who is legitimately way more Republican than any of the women who say that they are now on that program, and they made her life a living hell. So you have to completely,

you have to assimilate, like the Borg and be in order for them to accept you and to make your life easy on that program. And she wanted to take an easy check, so she decided that's the route that she's going to go. But I'm going to tell you something, at least people who live in, Appalachia or people who live like in my third book, Flyover Nation, people who live in, you know,

the Midwest or in the Ozarks, etc. They're honest about what they believe and about what they do and they're not going to sit here and sell out for a paycheck and cosplay is something that they aren't, you know, and live this very, you know, shallow, materialistic, unfulfilling life so they can get clicks. That's not what they do. They actually live really rich lives. And so in some ways I feel really sorry for her because she never met no hillbilly, number one. Those people are way more competent and way more self-sufficient than she is. And again, I just really have a problem with accepting any kind of serious, legitimate analysis from somebody who says something that everyone else was thinking and already saying two days later,

you know, you're an ozimic swelling gold digger. That's exactly what you are. And you're cosplaying as a Republican. And if you have a problem with me saying any of these things, you can fly your fat ass to Dallas and come and ask me about it. All right. Happy Wednesday, everybody. So I'm out of give a damn juice today. I am. Thank you. That's my inner monologue coming out right there. I get really aggravated when people go after flyover nation denizens. Because those people have been kicked around six ways to Sunday. You know, in my third book, I went and I was looking at where do all the people who wear the uniform come from? Where do all the people who enlists come from? They come from all the places that the coastal elites like to mock. They come from those places. You know, and if it wasn't for those folks that you all on the coasts,

Elites that all those people mock and laugh at and talk smack about and say he's a DEI hiring because I mean that's not even in any ways original actually I read it somewhere else first I think she just repeated something that I've seen already I actually read something like that a couple of days ago on social media like at least be original

my gosh if you're going to insult someone like at least acknowledge the tweet that you stole but I'm so tired of these people getting kicked around and smacked around simply because they don't live shallow materialistic lives like people on the coasts like these these progressive elites on the coasts do. I get so tired of the stuff. You know, I mean,

the nicest people that I've ever met are those folks. My family comes from those folks. My family's from those arcs, you know, Keynes families, you know, he comes from, you got a lot of family out in rural Illinois. We got a lot of listeners all over the country. We got a lot of listeners that are stuck with the coastal elites and they're holding it up and doing the best that they can in some of these cities on the West and East Coast. But I'm just, I'm so tired of it. We're not going to revive that now. Kamala Harris, when the press tells you not to talk about something, that means you should talk about something. Kamala Harris, you don't even really need to bring up the fact that she's a DEI hire. You know what? Pooop booty juice is too. He got hired

because he's gay. That's why he got hired. He got hired because he likes to have sex with dudes. Kamala Harris got her career started under Willie Brown. Like literally, it's not an exaggeration. Again, I'm just the messenger. Go and talk to the Associated Press if you have a problem with it. But that's how she got her start. She got her, she started her career that way. I mean, and all of that information came from other Democrats in California. So get mad at those people for letting all of that information come out in the first place. She has not done anything except jail minorities, prosecute people who busted Planned Parenthood for selling baby parts, and being a horrific border czar, which the media is now trying to say that she's not. I saw this piece, Axios, who was one of the original, it was Axios, and I think,

think the guardian of Politico, or somebody telling Politico, oh, Kamala Harris is and never Borders are. That's a whole thing that the right created. Axios actually had to in the past hour. They had to revise their story. They put at the bottom of their story, and this is so rich. They put this stuff because they had a little correction. They had there that this article has been updated and clarified to note that Axios was among the news outlets that incorrectly labeled Harris a Bordersar back in 2021. Hmm That's a pretty big correction

Don't you think so? I mean, that's a significant correction. I mean, these people are not serious. And then they tweeted. They finally had to tweet, yes, you know, they, because they had initially put Harris border confusion haunts her new campaign.

And they had written, the Trump campaign of Republicans have tagged Harris repeatedly with the Borders R title, which she never actually had. Oh my gosh, we're not, can you play that? What's audio is that again?

Audio Sunday, 25, just when they start, just when Biden says she's borders are, because this is where that phrasing came from. Listen. I've asked her the VP today, because she's the most qualified person to do it, to lead our efforts with Mexico in the Northern Triangle and the countries that are going to need help in stemming the movement of so many folks stemming the migration to our southern. border. Hmm. Borders are. She's the borders are. That's where it came from.

He did it. And so everyone began calling her, oh, borders are, borders are. Borders are. That's what she has. Borders are. She's the borders are. I agree with Annie Oakley who said, quote, I would like to see every woman know

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And I'm seeing all kinds of headlines about Harris is going to pick this as her This is their VP. We'll see. The latest is Shapiro. Josh Shapiro. That's what is being suggested. So we'll have all the latest on that. All right. So first up, this is so stupid. Gen Z. Not everything is core. They're trying to talk under-consumption core. It's called frugality. Under-consumption core. Stop it. Fortune says that Gen Z is embracing under-consumption core to fight climate change and inflation. And they... They actually, you know, you don't have to be materialistic. You don't have to get in a consumer culture.

Just be frugal. And it's not called under-consumption core. Stop it. There are words already that exist for that. So remember how we had this story of this chick who got bit by a tick? And then she was allergic to like all red meat. And Kane and I were horrified. and everyone who likes red meat was horrified.

Well, now they think that they've made a breakthrough because they said pig transplant research has yielded a surprise. Bacon is safe for people who are allergic to red meat. Wait, so you didn't do anything else about the rest of the meat, though? I mean, the bacon's fine, but what about the rest of the meat? I still say that's all big, oh, op. I will fight you. If there's one thing that I had to cling to besides, I think Bigfoot may be real

and aliens exist, is that. I do believe that, you know, maybe that they're trying to engineer ticks to give people a little. I'm just saying it seems like, you know, Occam's razor here. People want more protein, even at dessert. Got to get them gains, yo. People are flocking to ice cream cakes and cookies with extra protein mixed in. I got to tell you, because my side of the family is crazy high metabolism. Like my grandfather, who's a rancher, was like shredded wheat up into his 80s.

Like he was just crazy thin, didn't go gray. He was just, you know, but my kids, you know, when you're dudes, it's a little harder to gain weight. So we have fast metabolism to add muscle. So I would add protein into every bread. I did all the bread, the cookies, everything, and I added protein, weight protein into everything. And it has, it does help. It does help. Doctors have revealed, oh, speaking of Anna Navarro, they've developed the hidden side effects of the Ozimic boom because apparently it's caused severe shortages.

And people are having, like, serious gastric issues. And they're getting, they're having to get plastic surgery because they're skins falling off their face. It's just wild. Boeing Starliner missions exceeded the 45-day battery window at ISS. So the battery's dead. And they got people stranded up there still. Stay with us. Rashida Tili made a bunch of signs and she's sitting in Congress. She's sitting there being about, she's just being disruptive. You know, her, you know, she's an anti-Semite. She's a raging terror supporting anti-Semite. And then, of course, you have the protesters, et cetera,

they got into Watergate Hotel where Netanyahu was staying and they were pulling the fire alarms and dumping maggots everywhere. They were, they, Netanyahu and the Israeli delegation were staying at the Watergate Hotel. And they had, let's see, yeah, they had protesters, he got apparently very messy. protesters, you know, targeted them at the Watergate Hotel. They threw feces at Israeli delegates that arrived. They were apparently, I don't know, some people said that they got act. I mean, they were able to, like, get inside.

They released maggots. I don't know where they, you know, put them. They said they put maggots everywhere. They, I mean, that's insane. You think you're going to see any kind of, you know, arrest and, well, prosecutions that come from any kind of detainments? and then there's a bunch of them that are protesting out in the streets and I made the remark to Cain on break

why are they always like chunky and ugly all these protesters are always chunky and ugly and I just there's never any hot protesters ever they're all and then you have some who are actually in Congress like to leave that are holding up signs saying war criminal and then apparently I was pulling this up real quick

I guess Annapolina Luna sat next to Talib just now. And she's got her war criminal sign. What do you think's going to happen there? Yeah, they released maggots and crickets at the Watergate Hotel. It was the fake name Palestinian because it's not a real thing. Youth movements, they took credit for it. Like grown adults, though.

And they got in anti-Israel pro-Hamas supporters. They released maggots and cricket. a table full of mealworms. And I don't know where they actually put them at, but okay. And they said there's going to be no peace. There will be no arrest until the war criminals arrest. That's what they said. What do you mean Hamas?

The Hamas that killed babies and children kidnap them and rape women to death, Hamas. Because nobody cares. And then you have like Code Pink that, you know, those old bitches. I mean, it's crazy that they're still around. They're out there protesting. They have fences up outside of the hotel. hell now apparently. They have a thousand protests, only a thousand. They have a thousand protesters. They are gathered in Pennsylvania Avenue near the Capitol building. They're upset because

Netanyahu's in town. So, I don't know. These people forget who started it. This is why people say war is hell. Again, I'll remind war is hell. That's why you don't want it. But if someone demands that there's no other way, then you bring it to them. And you don't let up until they're destroyed. Hamas has to be destroyed. There's, there's no, we're not doing any of that. Yeah, my friend Stephen said this is the hockey equivalent of a player switching wing positions for a fight. That because Representative in Apollina Luna got sent next to Talib. She's got a sign that says we're criminal. I'm watching this one.

Keep an eye on this one. I mean, I don't know. Just saying keep an eye on that one. Yeah. So I don't know. So she's there just to be disruptive. And, you know, I guess they're mad because it's not Zelensky and they can't launder money. They're there.

I don't know. So, and it's amazing who stands up and applauds. And he talks about the war crimes of Hamas and who doesn't. So whenever he mentions, apparently, whenever not Netanyahu in his speech, when he's mentioning the fact that, yes, Hamas did, they raped dudes and chicks, raped women to death, sliced off parts of their body, threw him on the roadside. And when he's saying that, you know, when he's condemning that and people, are applauding the condemnation of a ton of Democrats stay seated.

They stayed in their seats for that. What? They will not condemn. I mean, it's in some of the eye rolls and everything else and the people, some of the people who just stay seated, they can't, you know, good heavens. That's so sick. But, yeah, calling somebody a war. Hamas is the war criminal.

Hamas should be wiped off the face of the earth in the most painful way possible. They should be smushed out like the bugs they are, because that's what Hamas is. and the people who support them are supporting terror and rape as a tool of genocide and all of that. So I don't have anything nice to say. I don't have anything that is FCC compliant to say with you have to out brutalize bad, brutal people. I'm totally fine with that. I have no, I think these people, I think Hamas should be publicly flayed.

Oh, I absolutely do. I think that they should be drawn and quartered and they should be publicly flayed as a lesson to every other terrorist that wants to, attack innocent people, rape women to death, and butcher babies. So, and that's just the start of what I would like to see happen. And that's all I'll say about that. We're going to move on. It's just disgusting to see people make excuses for, for murderous, terrorist rampages. It disgusts me.

And for lawmakers to hold up signs like war criminal. I mean, you know, Talib can't even read. What the hell does she even know what's on her sign? I mean, these Hamas Apolli. good grief. Is she hold, is it a ping pong? Paddle that she's holding up?

It's like one of those ones you, you hold up when you're in an auction. This is already becoming a meme. Someone goes, when I go to Arby's and they tell me they're out of curly fries and it's a picture of her holding up the sign that says war criminal. I'm going to use this for something.

I'm going to actually save this because I'm just going to, if you do something dumb like this, you should be made fun of. There you go. All right. Yeah, he had said, he had talked about the 39 Americans that were also included in the attacks and the hostages that they were still, that American hostages that Hamas was still holding. Democrats all stay seated for it. Wow. Just saying. That's who the Democrat Party is. This is who they are now. This is not just a segment of that party. There's a reason why Harris refused to be there to preside over the Senate as her job as vice president. Because she, agrees with her. She agrees with Rashida Thalib. They co-sign all of this stuff. They hate Israel. They don't just hate Israel. They don't like Jewish people. Oh, and there's no, there, there, there is no difference with these people on the left. Now, the people who are smart and say, well, I don't like these policies that Netanyahu has. They're very smart when they talk about

it. They don't just like rant about Jewish people. They talk about, well, I don't like these particular policies that, you know, Netanyahu has taken or this or this minister has undertaken, and, et cetera, because they're intelligent, smart people, and they can actually articulate what they dislike about what their government is doing, which is separate from the Jews. That's what you will hear from the left all the time. And when you can't even bring yourself to condemn Hamas, as a number of Democrats are doing right now by their refusal to even just applaud the condemnation of terror. Yeah, they said, some of them, Netanyahu said some of the protesters hold up sign saying gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up

signs saying chickens for KFC. It's true. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.