The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Fani's Bizarre Testimony

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

Fulton County DA Fani Willis gives a wild testimony about her work affair. Meanwhile, San Francisco urges people to not stigmatize “Monkeypox”Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaJoin the Coffee Club today and get 30% off your first month’s subscription.Field of Greenshttps://fieldofgreens.comUse promo code Dana to get 15% off your first order and free rush shipping. Goldcohttps://danalikesgold.comGet your free Gold Kit from GoldCo today.Hillsdale Collegehttps://danaforhillsdale.comVisit today to hear a Constitution Minute and reserve your free pocket copy of the Constitution.KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.Wise Food Storagehttps://preparewithdana.comSave $50 on your 4-Week Survival Food Kit plus free shipping when you order today!

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He got into a fight over his Xbox console and he stabbed his friend with literal samurai sword. So a warrant is out for 35-year-old Walter Grimes. Police say he was recently, recently became homeless.

He said that he got, somebody called 911, a neighbor did. And they said they were leaving their apartment and a guy came over and said someone got stabbed in the apartment he just came out of. And apparently the suspect wanted a gaming console and they were fighting over that. And he ended up, I mean,

had a samurai sword for some reason and ended up going at him with that. Oh, man. See, I got mad last night about Xbox for a completely other different reason. And I didn't have a samurai sword. I was playing Dark Tide and I ended up getting pit in a rando group with a bunch of chicks and I wanted to kill myself because it was just like hurting kittens and nobody could strategize and everybody wanted to run. Leroy Jenkins like right into everything and I multiple times I was the last person there and I'm like I cannot keep getting all of you up. Stop it.

I was done. I texted my son and I'm like, I just went through hell. Anyway, I feel bad for myself. But this was a homeless guy who wanted this. He wanted the Xbox. Anyway, they're on the lookout for him. A Florida man gifts his absolutely mortified ex-girlfriend stolen statues for Valentine's Day. According to Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County, a Florida man spent his Valentine's Day in jail.

He stole somebody's statues right out of their front yard. Anthony Lewis, 33, he wanted Valentine's Day to be special for his lost love. And so he believes that he thought he was going to try to make up with his late. lady love. He was riding his bicycle and he stole two crane statues out of a woman's front yard. Now

I That's literally what I was trying to wrap my head around as you said it. How they were provided to the woman by her husband who's deceased before he was deceased. He gave him to her. Not after. And you know, clearly that would have been

a whole other story. but they were very special to her, said Grady Judd, and he just rips them off. So they tracked them to the ex-girlfriend's home. The woman was mortified when she was told that the statues were stolen and she cooperated with deputies. They returned them to the rifle owner. Lewis, who has 39 previous burglary and theft charges, was arrested. So your ex-boyfriend comes bicycling up to your house, and he's, hold up.

35 years old, or 33 years old, that's your first problem. and he's not doing it ironically, or it's not like a speed bike. You know what I mean? That's a problem. Number two. 33. Sorry, he's 33 years old.

No, I mean 39 offenses. Oh, yeah, 39 burglary charges. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. So like on 30, they didn't think to keep him in jail. 31? No, you got Capital L libertarians out there who are like, but it's just property.

But wait a minute, I thought you were capital Lbertarian. Wait, what? Anyway. So he's, yeah, 39. And that, yeah, he's got a lot of charges. The charges include 39 burglary charges. It's probably why he's riding a bike. But imagine you're the ex-girlfriend.

This dude's trying to make up with you. Your first problem is accepting crane statues from a dude on a bicycle. That's your first problem. And second problem. The third is that you dated him in the first place because he just sounds like a hot mess. For real. Why does this article? Now here's where journalism fails.

We all want to know how did this man get these giant, heavy, actual stone statues on a bicycle? Did he have a wagon? Was he pulling it? Like, what is this? This is what we all want to know. But, you know, they didn't tell us that. So there you go, right there. Hefty front basket.

I'm telling you what? Yeah, like put him in there like E.T.? Yeah, maybe. Probably. A, a Florida man carjacked his grandma in the road her a four-page apology letter. his 77-year-old granny He carjacked her Alan Aspenwall

What a name They hated him His parents hated him He was arrested in charge With unarmed carjacking And domestic battery In a person 65 years or older How old is this dude?

They said that he He walked up And grabbed the key force Really from her hand Pushed her to the ground Got in the car and fled the scene Yeah Oh, he's an older dude

He's going bald But he's got Dreadlocks on the side Okay There you go but he wrote an apology letter to her. A big four-page-long apology letter. I don't know if that's going to do the trick or not.

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Steve you watch like the bachelor and stuff right isn't that your jam uh i used to until they canceled chris uh what's his name i'm having a brain fart the old host he's the guy who hosts it okay forever and then i don't watch anymore because they unruly canceled him and i liked him too much if you tell me that these shows can bring the level of drama as what i'm seen in this courtroom and the level of characters i could be prevailed upon to watch him There was a person long ago that said Washington is more like VEep than it is the West Wing, and I've never thought anything different. Wow. That's a great quote.

That is a great quote. Well, it's true. I mean, it's completely true. This is just all wild stuff. So I'm looking at this, like some of the clips that we have of Fannie Willis, like, I mean, y'all, it's crazy. I mean, can we do one? Can we do audio sound by one? because this was the big, if you listen to one soundbite from this trial with Feney Willis,

and it gets into the Trump stuff, if you listen to one sound bite, this is it. This is the sound bite. Listen. So your office objected to us getting Delta records for flights that you may have taken when Mr. Wade. Well, no, no. I object to you getting records. You've been intrusive into people's personal lives. You're confused.

You think I'm on trial. These people are on trial for trying to steal an election. 2020. I'm not on trial, no matter how hard you try to put me on trial. So, girl, it's a literal courtroom. Oh, man. I'm not on, I'm not the one on trial. Literally you are though, right now. Like you actually are. You mean, what do you think you're sitting? I mean, you're sitting in the box. You're, you're legit on trial. I don't know what you think, but okay. And the whole stealing an election. No, not, I, I'm so tired of this stuff. I'm so tired of it. So this, because we're going to refurb.

visit it because there's some choice soundbites. Her dad is up there now. The big thing was cash. And she's like, oh, well, I have cash that I keep on me. You know, I always have cash. I mean, Kane, it's normal that you keep $300,000 and cash on you. That's like totally normal, right? I mean. My entire mattress is cash. That's right. I forgot. Nobody knows this, but Kane sleeps on all of his money, like Scrooge McDon't. Just like piles of it. And didn't, didn't you also like turn some of your savings into like gold bullions and you just swim in it? I did. Yeah. It's like a ball. pit, but it's coins. Yeah.

It hurts so much. Yeah, but it's like, you know, you're, you're like smog, but a dude. A human dude. But I do have his audio. Sidebar band name, human dude. Human dude. Yeah, human dude. Hold on.

Note that. But. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. I'm totally Friday. Daddy. Was talking about that cash. You were just talking about.

Yeah, yeah. So listen. Check it. Check it. Good morning. Good morning. When your daughter moved. or left the house that she owned,

did she say anything to you about having a large savings of cash? Oh, no, she, oh, no. See, maybe, excuse me, and I, Yon, I'm not trying to be racist, okay? But it's a black thing, okay? What? I was trained. Shut up. And most black folks, they hide cash or they keep cash.

And I was, no, I trained. You always keep some cash because I've been places. And just because of the color of my skin, for example, I took a fellowship at Harvard. When my daughter was just a. This is the dumbest stuff I've ever heard. So she was like, why always keep cash in case, you know, date doesn't work out and whatever. I didn't know that I was doing a black thing because I always would keep cash around. You know, if you have any money on you, apparently that's a black thing.

I've heard a lot of stuff used as excuses before, but this is a new one. It's a new one. I didn't know that. I mean, it's a black thing. Is there anything like, is there anything that's like a white thing that white people do? I don't know. Like, what would that be? Sweater sets?

I don't know. Curious. You know, just if you keep, that's so stupid. This guy, everything that comes out of his mouth is race bait, race, race, bait, race, race, bait, race, race, race, hustle, race hustle. Oh my gosh, what's the next? What are you telling me? Because we got, I mean, we got everything from Greg.

Goose to I'm not on trial. Cut 25 is Fannie. Is it Fannie? Because I've heard it both ways. No, it's Fannie because I said it is and everyone has to succumb to my reality. That's the rules. All right. Here's Fannie.

This is a cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my question was, where did that cash originally come from? If it came out of the bank. Cash is fungible. We had cash for years in my house. So for me to tell you the source of when it comes from, when you go to public and you buy something, you get $50, you throw it in there. It's been my whole life

When I took out a large amount of money On my first campaign I kept some of the cash of that Like to tell you I just have cash in my house I don't have as much today as I would Normal than have But I'm building back up now

This is like a renaissance Audio video clip There's so many things happening in this That it's hard It's like if you go into like If you ever been in any kind of store Like sometimes you go to a cracker barrel And you're like

There's so much stuff here to look at. And you got to take a minute or you go and you, I don't eat a cheesecake factory because they're anti-gun and it's just poop on a plate. But their menu is a little overwhelming. Are you okay over there? Because it is. Their menu's overwhelming and it takes you a long time to, you know,

like breathe it all in. But this, her dress is on backwards, her flagpins all messed up. I don't know what's happening with the foundation garments. She's like, I mean and then what she's saying there's so much here.

you okay? Yeah. What's wrong? She literally admits to campaign finance. Oh yeah, she totally does. How was she a DA? Also, what does her dad do? I don't, I don't, what does her dad do?

Like, he said he was, he's like a documentary filmmaker or something like this. I don't know. I'm just fascinated with this. Yeah, so, oh, no, I got one more for you. Wine or Grey Goose? Audio sound by two. What's your pleasure? Go ahead.

cash that time, probably $400 and then I paid for a bunch of stuff. I think we did two different wine tours that you do, which are pretty expensive. I think I bought him. He likes wine. I don't really like wine,

to be honest with you. I like gray goose. I bought him a bottle of wine while we were there. And the sippings that you do. I can't remember how, like, four or five different places you go. The sipping is like a flight. I remember we went to to this place that they do pairings.

That was the most expensive thing that I think that we did while we were there. So they would pair champagne, chocolate, and this is like champagne, chocolate and caviar. This is this. I'm going to give you so many details that you are totally distracted from.

It doesn't work, though. Because I can't get over the, you mean vodka? It's not just like gray goose, you know. She sounds like a Russian asset. Am I the only one? I mean, love and vodka. Russians also. Yeah, their vodka is their beer. Yeah.

She sounds like a Russian asset to me. Yeah, yeah. We had this, a friend. They were Latvian. Hated Russia. Oh, my gosh. They hated the KGB. The guy, friends of ours,

he was, and you knew them, Kane, who was considerably, he was older than us. But he was in apparently junior in high school during the bright, I guess, as the Berlin Wall. Wallfell and he was wearing a Ramon shirt and before the wall fell he said the KGB came to their school. This is in Latvia when they were still part of the Soviet Republic and we're giving him some

trouble. But anyway, we asked him one time, we're like, well, you know, what do you, I mean, it's Latvian, you know, it's like Russian adjacent in a way, which you can't say that to him because they'll briot. And he was like, no, vodka's like our, it's like your beer. I want a beer. He would have a Guinness for breakfast. That is the, it was the most hardcore thing I've ever seen in my life. A Guinness for breakfast. And took him to an IHop. And he's like, there's no Guinness here.

Like, yeah, because it's a, it's an IHop. It's an international house of pancakes. It's not very international. I'm like, oh my gosh. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Man, a little criss cross. I know y'all haven't heard.

that a long time. In fact, Steve was like, I think I was just a baby when that came out. Cain just aged into a wizard. Let's see. Nobody wants meaty rice. You heard me correctly. Meaty? Meaty, Y.

Meaty rice. I don't know. Sounds good to me. No, this is not good. Because it's gross. Meaty rice developed by growing animal cells inside of grains. Why? No. Why? So they say scientists have continued to, this sentence is full of garbage.

From lab-grown chicken to cricket-derived protein, Mm, scientists have continued to develop innovative meat alternatives to improve the environmental and ethical impacts of industrial agriculture. So Korean scientists have created cultured beef rice by growing animal muscle and fat cells inside of grains. They coat the rice, this sounds tasty, ready for this tastiness cane, and it looks as nasty as you think. They coat the rice with fish gelatin. And then they use cow muscle and fat stem cells seeded into the rice.

And then it cultures in a petri dish. Mmm. Well, so good. Why are we doing that? We can just add actual beef to rice and cook them separately and then together. No, no, they want to play scientists in the lab. That's what it's about. I think it's weird and I don't know.

There's meaty rice, unless you're talking about chunks of meat in the rice, otherwise, that ain't rice. That's fish guts, fish weirdness, and beef nasty. I don't have a experiment that we know nothing about. I swear I used to make this stuff with my Play-Doh thing. And, you know, it's like that. You know, your little Play-O-Mega where you could make plato look like ground meat and all that stuff. Oh, man.

We do not want this guy. So the Ginger guy who insists on keeping his title in the United States, Harry, the Ginger, he says he's considering U.S. citizenship. No, we don't want him for a number of reasons. Number one, he's a welfare queen. He doesn't work. Spotify, before they canceled their contract, called them blanking grifters because they're lazy, and they never, I don't think they ever actually fulfilled their contract. She's a z-less, social climbing, ghosting, wannabe, royalty purse.

She's a weirdo. She's like one of the most manipulative people I've ever seen. He's a moron. And he wants to be a U.S. citizen. No, you don't get to be a U.S. We don't want you because we want people who actually can produce. People who can create wealth, people who actually add to our base here in the United States, and who aren't monarchs, who aren't part of a royal family. You don't count.

We have a lot more on the way. I feel very strongly about that. It's that telling you what's that revolutionary DNA coming out. We got more on the way. Stick with us. Are you seeing a stigma? I mean, are you worried that monkeypox, between the name, between the connotations, between everything, that there's already people being stigmatized and they're too afraid to come forward and either be treated. or get vaccinated?

You know, we think from day one, we were thinking about stigma, and particularly this city with its history of HIV-AIDS, activism, and advocacy from the community, and alongside the Department of Public Health and our academic partners at UCSF, this is something we always think about. And so our messaging and our work with community and to the public is really to avoid stigmatizing language, to avoid stigmatizing communities. and we know that we're going to have to work hand in hand with communities in order to prevent further transmission and to protect people's health. So it is very much.

You know what? This is such garbage. First off, this is the, who is this, the San Francisco Health Officer on monkeypox, which has affected the alphabet community more than anybody else. Kane wants to know how to get monkey pox. It's Friday. And I'm dealing with allergies. Is that a question you really want to ask me right now? question. How does one get monkey poise?

Do you hear about those two surfers on top of the train surfers? Do you hear about that? Two dudes on top of surfing a train? Yeah, I sent that to you, actually. Gosh, there's so much in that sentence. Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's how. A lot of love. That's how.

That's how. Don't Google it. You asked. The common denou is the train is what you're saying? What they were doing on the train? Oh, okay. You want me to spell it up for you, don't you? You really want to do that.

No, I don't. You really? Yes, you do. You're sitting over there. I'm leaving the white flag. I give up. I give up. I mean, I can if you want.

Give up. Chee-choo. They were on top of that train. I don't know if they were high on cocaine. Could have been. There's a song. But they basically took what those dudes did in the Senate chamber and they took it to the top of the train. Because, see, that kind of public stuff is only okay.

the Senate chamber, not on surfing trains. Chuka, chugga choochooch. No stigmatizing for that behavior. Yeah. So this, hang on, this chick is the San Francisco Health Officer. She said, we don't want to stigmatize anybody with the monkey pox, you know, and it's spreading

like crazy through gay and bisexual dudes. And it, back in October of 2022, they refused to shut down their fetish festival and their bathhouses and all that stuff. Because, or even warning people, of it because they didn't want to stigmatize. They literally stigmatized people

by not telling them. Well, we don't want to hurt their feelings, so we're not going to tell them that they can get the monkey pox through all the gay sex that they're having. That's literally what they did. Google it. October 2020. That's when it really started hitting.

So they don't want to stigmatize those people. But what were you called if you didn't wear a mask at the grocery store? A murderer. Oh, that's weird. You wanting them to wear masks? Weird how. On their...

It's called underwear, Kane. A butt mask? Yeah. Okay. But I'm just saying... It's like a butt hat. Totally useless. There was a lot of, a lot of stigmatism towards people during COVID.

Yeah. It's weird that they don't want any stigmatism. Well, you're immune if you're gay or trans. Not, but if it's a gay person versus a trans person, then the gay person loses. But COVID wasn't just because of some behavior of yours that you... you know. Yeah, you were a murderer. It's a behavior.

I'm saying it's a virus. You can get it anywhere airborne. It's like it's not a thing. This is literally behavioral contraction. By you stigmatizing them, can't? By the behaviors that you're supposed to. How dare you say that by engaging in bathhouse gay sex that you're going to get the monkey pox in San Francisco? Of the two.

How dare you warn people that that behavior could lead to rampant monkey pox? You're distracted. me. Of the two, which should be stigmatized more? You contracting an airborne virus that you have no control over where it's coming from or anything? Or the behavioral one. Look, this is what they need to do. This is what this lady needs to be doing. Kane's trying to be very like adult. And I'm not. They need to have that health lady go back out there and be like, wait a minute, y'all, I messed up. Let me tell you something. Do you want open source on your heine? Because if you don't, then stop having all of the crazy hothastic gay sex in the bathhouses.

Stop it. Oh, yeah. You get lesions and open sores. That's the monkey pox. That's the monkey pox. There's other news we can talk about, right? Nope, because this is stupid. It literally has been 95% of the persons with infection.

It's been through sexual activity. Actually, sorry, 98%. And this is from the New England Journal of Medicine, if anyone wants to contest it. 98% of the people that have gotten it have been gay or bisexual dudes. Now, please note, I'm not saying that, oh, well, if you're gay, you immediately get the monkeypox. But if you're in San Francisco and you're gay and you're going to the bathhouses and engaging and wild,

completely uncontrollable, you know, romantic times in these bathhouses, you're probably going to get the monkey pox. That's what we're saying. And 98% of the people, guess what, who got it? They were going in the bathhouses. And that's what was happening. they literally one out of three people who tested positive had visited quote sex on site venues within the past month. The others had attended large gatherings like pride events and they said the outbreak was fueled literally because of that behavior.

Yeah. So a bunch of hypersexualized, over-sexualized people getting together in bathhouses. and different events, sex, on this again, New England Journal of Medicine, take it up with them. I'm just the messenger. I mean, you literally could avoid it by not behaving like that.

By being a little bit, you know, practicing a little discretion. Yeah, it's a little. Just a, just a twinge. Right? A little bit. Because it's, that's literally what it is. The,

and it's the highest, now Steve, infection rates in D.C. No, Cromant. A state doesn't go to bath houses. I don't want to talk to you anymore. No, I mean, there's a huge rate. There's a huge day.

I mean, I don't know what the percentage is, but there's a huge day community in this town. I don't know how big, but. They were saying that 16% of the residents may have, uh, now this is Kaiser Family Foundation. They told the White House to mobilize to prevent it from becoming endemic. But they said overall, the numbers remain low, but the highest infection rates in D.C. Sorry, it's 0.016% of residents are infected. New York, it's way less than that. But they said that it's okay to say that this is how monkey pox spreads.

Why is everybody like terrified to say this? We don't want to hurt the alphabet people. Guess what? If you do this particular thing right here, you're going to get the pox. But if you tell people, if you warn them about it, then you're a bigot? What? All right. In the district, 8% of people identify as gay as in the area.

209,000 LGBT people in D.C. Metro area. Yeah, they need a little discretion, the people who are going to these venues, and maybe, you know, don't hump everything in sight. Just saying. A little discretion goes a long way. You don't want sores on your butt. I'm just saying. You know what? Somebody's got to say, I'm not going to sit here and dance around it.

This is what we're talking about. It is so crazy to me that probably, I'll probably get a hate mail for saying that. But I won't get hate mail. These people don't get hate mail for literally withholding from an entire demographic that there is a rampant pox spreading amongst you. And you're getting it specifically 98% of you have gotten it from this specific activity. And if you keep doing it, it's going to keep spreading. If you stop doing it and you maybe act a little bit more responsible, you can fight the spread of it. but it's bigoted.

What would the AIDS epidemic have been like in the 90s if the wokeery language that is involved in this was present then? Don't talk about the Hiv. It's bigoted. Don't even warn people about it. Right? Oh, my gosh. And there was some, the one doctor was like, well, it's not too attractive to do monkeypox

testing at these venues. What's more attractive? getting the test or having open lesions, just saying. Yeah, it's killing people. And then you've got this moron who's like, well, our messaging is to avoid stigmatizing language. You are idiots. Is it about saving lives or saving hurt feelings? And if your feelings are hurt because you're a raging horror and you cannot keep your libido in check, then get over it.

I would be, you should be more concerned about being a raging horror with an out-of-control libido and getting all poxed out as opposed to someone telling you that, hey, you could get this, maybe be a little bit more responsible. This is so stupid. Isn't it discriminatory towards the demographic to not tell them

because you think you're being some kind of savior? What in the world? Oh my gosh, what is this world coming to? We don't know. But can I play the soundbite for you? It's from last year, but it's when Joe Biden decided to blame all the hiv on Elton John, apparently.

I don't know. of this. This is wild. By the way, it's all his fault that we're spending $6 billion in taxpayer money this month to help AIDS fight HIV AIDS.

There for a hot second, he puts his hand around Elton John's shoulders, and Elton John has these tinted glasses on, so you can't see what his eyes are doing, but you, he's, you know, he's a stage veteran, so he's keeping a cool, but man, for a hot second,

you could tell he was like the hell where's this going you knew that's what he was thinking you knew it saturday night's all right for fighting man can you phrasing thanks for tuning in to today's edition of dana lash's absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcast