The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Foreign Truck Stop Disaster

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida, man. Oh, boy, I got a couple of really good ones today for you, including this one, which might be maybe one of my new favorites. I mean, I know that there's ways to want to get out of pain for your bill. You know, sometimes you've got people dine and dash. So this woman, she is a, a.
Starting point is 00:00:32 apparently a very well known in the area, cereal, dine, and dashers. So she orders her food. She eats it and then runs away. She had a $27.55 meal. And she tried to dash. And, oh, golly, that's a pretty serious mugshot there. She tried to run away from it after. 54 years old.
Starting point is 00:00:53 She was arrested in Silver Springs. It was a diner. Now, when they stopped her, she said, oh, my husband is M&M and he's going to pay the bill. That's what she said. Marion County Sheriff's Office. The peanut Eminem? They responded to Daryl's Dog Gone Good Diner. Try to say that fast.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Daryl's doggone good diner. And they called the police. There was a woman there. She was not wanting to pay her bill. She had told the manager that her husband, Mr. M&M, the rapper was going to pay her bill. That's what she told him. She said that.
Starting point is 00:01:34 She said, his name is also Marshall Mathers is what she said. You know, to make it really look like she's in the know, I guess. Make it real legit. She was sitting at the table because she was going to leave. And she said, no, my husband Eminem is going to pay the bill. And she apparently only had $10 in her pocket. Her bill was supposed to $27.55. So, yeah, she had 2755.
Starting point is 00:01:58 She had ordered a soda, two entrees and a chocolate milk. And she claimed that Eminem bought her, bought her, dinner there at the diner before and that she expected him to do the same. These are her direct quotes because he has unlimited money according to the report. The diner's manager confirmed that she did not pay the previous bill.
Starting point is 00:02:17 She was arrested and taken to the jail at Marion County. She has been charged with defrauding and innkeeper. That's a thing. And she's still in there. She's still in jail as of right now. She's still in the jail. So don't try to use that if
Starting point is 00:02:32 you're at a diner. You know, you can't say that Eminem's your husband and you don't have to pay the bill, especially when you've been there before and you left. Welcome back. The chats at Rumble. You can find the newsletter over at Substack, all that good stuff. So let's talk about drivers and people who are driving giant trucks who are not in the country illegally, who are not in the country illegally, because that's what we're dealing with here. So again, why that alien spacecraft doesn't want to visit us because they're like, do you see their drivers? So a number of truck drivers are sounding the alarm about the insane amount of non-English speaking commercial drivers that are on the road.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And they said it's, you know, when you think of the staggering number, it seems pretty terrifying. So one of them described it as Mad Max on the highways. And we know that, you know, we've had a handful of accidents so far, some which have been fatal, in which you have people who are not residents, they're not citizens of the United States, and yet they're able to get CDLs, which is completely against what they're supposed to be able to get for federal law.
Starting point is 00:03:43 But California, Gavin Newsom, they're just handing them out like Halloween candy. I mean, apparently it's pretty easy to get your CDL in California. So we have horrible accidents. We have multiple fatalities, innocent people, all because you have illegal aliens
Starting point is 00:04:00 who are driving giant trucks who have really no idea how to drive giant trucks and they cannot understand our road signs. Case and point, this cut 29, is a trucker who not only can he not speak English, but he also cannot read the traffic signs. This is insane. Look at this. What sign mean?
Starting point is 00:04:23 What does this sign mean? What does this sign mean? Master enter. Master. with station. Okay, so if you see this sign, what do you do? Yeah, Trevor Green. Yeah, Trevor Green.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Number 35, what is this sign? Oh, two people. Maybe girl, maybe woman. What does it mean? What does that sign mean? Yeah, two people. Two people doing what? Walk.
Starting point is 00:05:08 You're walking? Yeah. two people are watching. No, Kane, don't tell him. He has no idea even what it is. He has no clue what it is. Could it be pedestrians or could it be, they don't know. He doesn't know because he doesn't,
Starting point is 00:05:26 he has no idea what this means. How in the world are you driving a giant truck, right? I mean, my husband won't even let me get a Dodge Demon because he says he'll wrap it around the tree. But these blinkers can go and they can just get a CDL out in California and drive a big old truck around and not even read the road signs. Who do you think? is more dangerous out there.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Illegal alien who can't read the road signs or speak English or Dana and a Dodge demon. Shut up, Kane. I was going to answer the obvious one, clearly. The illegal aliens. Yes, yes. Exactly correct.
Starting point is 00:05:58 That's the right way to answer it. You don't know if you're... Those vehicles are so heavy. I mean, you can't even break in time for anything. Wouldn't you be terrified? Okay, I just imagine this. Imagine you're going over to like Germany, the Autobahn and you've got to drive a giant rig.
Starting point is 00:06:17 in Germany and you can't speak Germany to have no idea what the heck anything means besides Ash Tongue, you don't know. Do you feel comfortable driving? I mean, where do people get the audacity to be like, oh yeah, I can handle this? This is okay. Could I do it?
Starting point is 00:06:34 I think they drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road there? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, not ever in European country. Even if I knew the signs, I'd still be like, eh, a little sketchy. I want some more practice before I get out there.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I want to be able to like read the road signs before I drive this giant multi-ton truck. But this is what California is doing. So I got an idea of California could just go and get CDLs. Why can't we all just go and give out CHLs? Saying. There we go. Right?
Starting point is 00:07:06 Or CCLs. You got to get a CHL anyway there. Steve gives my favorite comment of the day. He says in slack, Steve said he's scared of normal, talented truck drivers. The normal talented ones scare you? Well, just, you ever been on the way when you're in the right lane and then they're in the left lane and you get, you get in the blind spot and you're like, I don't know if I should speed up, slow down, freak out. I just panic. I feel it.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I mean, one of my worst car accidents ever was because of a careless, gigantic semi. And what the scariest accident I've ever been in was on Interstate 55 going linear South County in St. Louis, Missouri. And we got hit by a semi. And we spun across three lanes of high. way. Thankfully, we went towards the median and not off the ravine, but that was pretty scary. And I was in the front seat. Seapult saved my life. I would have been launched through the windshield. Yeah, and that dude was an American could speak English and read signs the whole nine. Yeah. So I don't know. I still think, you know, if California is just going to be handing out licenses to people,
Starting point is 00:08:09 then I think we should just be able to give CCLs out to everybody. Give them a concealed handgun license. If that's what California wants to do, then, and it affects all of us, They can give out license. They don't have any reciprocity with firearm licenses, but they can give out commercial driver's license like the Halloween candy. So, okay, well, let's just go ahead and give out everybody in California, CCO. Two can play that game. Screw the laws.
Starting point is 00:08:32 It's just going to be total chaos. Let's do it. I'm all for it. I'm done. I'm at that point. I mean, for crying out loud, I'm sincerely praying for a space rock to obliterate us. So this is nothing to me. Let's just do it.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I'm so tired of this. This is, but this is what happens when state, This is why somebody's governor affects you. This is why a gubernatorial race in a state that's not yours affects you. Because they're giving out licenses to illegal drivers who are killing people on highways in your state. An illegal alien driver was driving a giant rig with an illegally begot C, his commercial, CDL that California gave him in a complete conflict with federal law. And they killed people in Florida. You know, if others kill people in Canada.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I'm come on. So if this is why these races are important, even though you don't live in that state, because this type of stuff happens. He doesn't have any room to lecture anybody on this stuff, not anybody. And it just, it's, it's so frustrating. So, yeah, why can't we just go and give them, what other stuff can they not do out there that we can do? I mean, like pretty much anything, really. I just it just it's infuriating but there are these stories all these truckers are saying that you would be shocked at the number of these drivers who come across other drivers and they're
Starting point is 00:10:04 like they're not proficient in English they can't read our road signs they can't you know nothing in fact one of the largest refrigerated trucking companies told the Washington Times that non-English speaking drivers regularly pull into their warehouses. And they said that they'll pull in, they'll pick something up. There'll be two, three truckers, two drivers in a truck. Two or three of them speak no English, not even a word. Maybe one speaks very bad, broken English and they still don't understand. They said, so obviously, you can, you know, it's concerning because they're sharing roads with people.
Starting point is 00:10:40 That's, you know. Now, Lorraine noted, too, the DMV was helping to people cheat on their CDL test. This was a CBS story. This is terrifying. Why can't they... If you're going to do something helpful in terms of people cheating and skirting the system, do it with taxes for Crown L.L.L. New York prosecutors apparently arrested seven... Well, they arrested seven people this last time.
Starting point is 00:11:02 The earlier sweep-knutted more because of cheating to acquire these licenses. You have to pass a written test, but what they were doing was selling grades at Garden City DMV and Nassau County. I mean, you could pay up to $3,000 for a woman to take the written test. test and every time she went to take it, she addresses somebody else. So she even wore a fake mustache according to the DA in Nassau County, a fake mustache even. So they're selling it. It's like how they sell DoorDash accounts. You know, you can go online and there's all kinds of places online where you can buy, like for instance, a DoorDash account. Somebody selling it. Somebody went and created their account, applied to work for DoorDash, did all this stuff. And then they sell
Starting point is 00:11:47 the account, someone takes the account, they start working for it, and they get the money for it. I stopped using DoorDash because one of the driver's names that I was supposed to have was named Amanda and she just looked like, you know, regular white chick with brown hair. And the person who shut up at my door was definitely not a chick and definitely not little with brown hair, very large person who did not speak in English. And after that, I was like, I can't. I don't know who's coming to my house at DoorDash. That's kind of a problem.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And they've been in a lot of trouble for it. They were getting blasted last week online for it. But they sell them. I mean, it's not difficult to find. So they're selling people to take driver's license tests too. Now, they do that at a lot of these big factories. They have people that they hire that go in and they do an in-person interview with, you know, a potential employer and then they leave, especially if it's, you know, if you're doing a factory job,
Starting point is 00:12:43 then they send in a person who's here illegally and they perform that work. You can't do that with CDLs, though. This is because you're driving a giant weapon, basically. Now, imagine, I mean, what if heaven forbid it's something caustic? You know, what if it's something that, you know, it's flammable, it's caustic, something. You get someone that doesn't speak any English, can't read road signs, or hell, what's worse? What if you just have a terrorist do it? I mean, if it's that easy to just get anybody and sell results for CDLs and you can't
Starting point is 00:13:18 just get, you're giving everybody licenses, how is the national security on that front? That becomes a major national security issue. They're going to have to have Department of Transportation get involved in this. I mean, I know that they're looking at it, but they need to be out front and center on it because this is apparently a growing problem. Do you want to be on the road, driving your little family on the highway with one of these people out there? And then what happens? They hit you. There's not, it's just insane. So our skin changes in subtle ways over the years, especially after having kids. Maybe your hair and your nails and your skin don't seem as strong as you'd like for them to be,
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Starting point is 00:15:12 And for whatever reason, people's like, exclusive story. on this one. This lady could not read sonograms, and she said that her baby looked like her dog. And they did a whole story on this at People Magazine. And now we're all dumber for having seen it. Moving on. We
Starting point is 00:15:29 talked about the lab monkeys already. The hurricane hunters, this is crazy, who flew into the eye of Hurricane Melissa. You know, it's a cat five. They said that they had to turn back because the winds were so bad because of the turbulence. The U.S. Air Force
Starting point is 00:15:45 Reserves 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron, known as the Hurricane Hunters. They encountered heavier than normal turbulence when they were flying into the eye of Hurricane Melissa and they were forced to turn back. And we kept reading about the birds that were caught in the eye of it and they couldn't get through the wind wall. But yeah, I mean, it's a cat five. What did you? It's a not shocking thing.
Starting point is 00:16:12 So I just discover a key biological difference between psychics. psychopaths and normal people. I don't like this headline king. They said that psychopaths have bigger brains. Slightly. Slightly. In a certain area. That people are going to interpret that as immediately that these people are smarter or something.
Starting point is 00:16:33 And they're not. That doesn't necessarily, it's more room for crazy up there. That's what that is. That means that there's more room in there for crazy. That's, you know, that's just sane. But they said that they used magnetic, uh, magnetic imaging, they were in MRIs, and they found that the region in the forebrain, there's a specific region in the
Starting point is 00:16:54 forebrain that's about 10% larger in individuals with psychopathic traits compared to people who aren't psychos. And they said that it's the subcortical forebrain region. So it's involved in motivation, decision-making, reward processing, all that good stuff. and that's apparently the thing that's a little bit bigger. That's weird. Like, why does it get that way?
Starting point is 00:17:20 That's the question that I have. And I don't know. I don't like that it infers that. Scientists are raising, this, why? They're growing human teeth in a lab. Now, maybe they're trying to replace, I don't know, dentures, but they're trying to figure out how to grow real biological teeth in the human jaw. So they've been growing teeth from human and mouse cells.
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Starting point is 00:19:31 He decided to modify the Canadian anthems lyrics. And so instead of singing our home on native land, instead of seeing it our home and native land. Oh, wow. That's not how it goes. By the way, they stole their land from somebody who stole their land from somebody. So whose native land really is it?
Starting point is 00:19:56 Yeah, how far back do you want to go? I hate this guys' haircut. Welcome back to the show. Dana Lash with you. Can I just say, I don't know who J.P. Sachs is, but it sounds like a, just like a rip-off of T.J. Max. Like all the stuff that doesn't sell at T.J. Max, it goes to J.P.S. Hi, welcome into J.P. Sacks. Would you like a single sock?
Starting point is 00:20:15 Wait, no. Wait, what? No, they don't match here. You know, that's at T.J. Max, if you want matching socks. No, here at J.P. Sacks, you get whatever the hell we get. Here it is right here. Just throw some socks in a box and you can pick out some matching pairs. There you go. J.P. Sacks. Right? That's what it sounds like. I, I, um, they said he's Grammy nominated. Steve, help me here. Who is, who even is this? I mean this literally, I mean this literally and metaphorically, I am today years old. And Steve is a DJ. You don't know. He doesn't even know who this guy is.
Starting point is 00:20:55 And he did the thing. You know what the thing is when they're singing? Nate, he's like, eh, holds the mic. And he does like one of those like, baby things that they used to do with in sync and Justin Timberlake back in the day. He's that guy. What is the hair? Back in August, he had to embarrassingly admit that his Make Yourself at Home Fall Tour for 2025, he had to cancel due to poor ticket sales.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Oh, he did. He did, did he? Oh, is that J.P. Sacks couldn't sell tickets? Yeah. Wow. He's a Canadian musician, so that might be why. Nobody knows who he is. but he changed the, I mean, nobody,
Starting point is 00:21:42 and these were giant venues, by the way. These, it's not like these were 15,000 seed venues or anything like that. These were 2,000 to 3,000 seed venues. Oh. I mean, I think Coles Cash events get more people to come out than he, oh, ooh. He apparently said that he was trying to boost sales on TikTok and he couldn't do it. He goes, I aim too high, my bad. It's when you need to stick into the parking lots of, like,
Starting point is 00:22:08 like, you know, the sack and safe where tens of people can show up, you know. Sacks and safe. That's right. At least he was honest. He goes, dude, unforeseen circumstances, the circumstance I didn't sell enough tickets because nobody likes you. Nothing says white knighting, like literally a curly redheaded dude going out and saying and like changing the lyrics of the Canadian anthem. Because he's buying into the idiotic lie that all of the land that white people are on or that Americans and Europeans or whoever are on in the United States was taken from natives. just when I hear
Starting point is 00:22:41 sorry I'm not by the way Dana Lash welcome top of the third hour good to be with you the chats at Rumble don't hold it against them but
Starting point is 00:22:50 it's this idea that is always promoted from the Marxist left that Native Americans like American Indians they knew no violence
Starting point is 00:23:03 there was no violence in American Indians they they live like snow white creatures. They got along with nature. You know? That's why that one commercial featured that one guy who was an Italian playing an
Starting point is 00:23:16 American Indian who had a single tear of because somebody threw trash on the road. Remember that PSA? Yeah. But they act like there was no violence, no fighting. That, you know, American Indians didn't even know what that was because they were so stupid apparently. That's like isn't that the
Starting point is 00:23:31 intimation that when they pushed this narrative? They did no violence. They knew nothing. until the evil Europeans came and they brought with them all their sin. And their disease, those sinny mixiners. And they just brought all that stuff and infected these peaceful Native Americans. Yeah, Steve asks if we can play the audio again. Yes, Steve, we can.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Go ahead. Why not? Let's just hear his whole baby voice. So it's supposed to be our home and Native. Native land and he said It's not like Cartman Dude Diarram, use it
Starting point is 00:24:25 That's what his voice sounds like Kane I'm not wrong right I'm not being unintentionally mean Although that's why you listen You're just being accurate It's accurate Who is this guy Canadian? It's Canadian I'm fine
Starting point is 00:24:35 No sorry I like our Canadian listeners I do not use him as a measure of you You guys know this But yeah You know, that's, he, that he promotes this super red-headed, curly-headed dude. He's white-nighting. Like, just take that vocal tone all the way up in your nose. That's how it sounds best, says nobody ever.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Maybe he doesn't sound too smart in addition to doesn't sound too talented either. Isn't all land on earth native land? I mean, when you think about it? I mean, come on. It's like when people get mad about lead, you know, it's like it comes from the earth. Oil comes from the earth. So he was, this was at the, uh, uh, L.A. game, the game in L.A. last night. And, uh, wasn't it? Yeah, this is he, they had a banger of a, banger of a day.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Okay, can we, what, why is Major League Baseball? Why did I see 15 tweets from the Dodgers and Major League Baseball about, oh, look. Whoa. Royalties here. Whoa. We got royalty. guys and I'm like, this is America. What the hell are you talking about? So I kept seeing this pop up. And you know what they're talking about, right? They're talking about that D-list suitcase girl from the game show
Starting point is 00:25:57 and her whining, my eyes are too close together, Ginger, spare husband. And Major League Baseball said, royalty in the front row, eyes emoji. What? I'm like, they're not royal. technically they're not didn't they I don't know how I know this but they dropped the
Starting point is 00:26:15 HRH so technically and they and they're this is America we don't care they're so contrived and so over the top pretentious my favorite thing in the world that I saw I saw all of this all over social media was when she was at Paris she never been to a fashion
Starting point is 00:26:31 show before and she went to Paris Fashion Week and she was walking out of every hotel like she was Zoolander like this was her moment to shine and my oversized Balenciaga white trash bag. I kiss can't get it. But they both just bought those hats
Starting point is 00:26:49 and they sat there at the game. He doesn't know what the hell is going on. He doesn't know. His past activities include dressing up as a Nazi and passing out drinking on a pool table. He doesn't know. And so they're watching this game. And majorly, why the MLB account, the official account would not stop tweeting about it? And then the Dodgers were like, hey, we We got royalty here.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Prince Harry and Megan Markle. I'm sure that they arrive at Dodger Stadium. Now, for the people who are like, why do we even talk about these two? A, because it's hysterical. I've never seen anybody try so hard to be famous in my life, except for some people in political circles. That said, I also think that this is a roar shock test. They're kind of a roar shock test. do you believe in the tradition of like courtesy and family loyalty and not being beastly to people or do you not?
Starting point is 00:27:46 I think it's very much like that. But I don't know why I mean I saw like a million tweets about this from Dodgers and MLB. Did they have like a deal or something? I mean, aren't these the people who are like, we want our privacy. Don't look at us. We want our privacy. And then everything that they do was like, look at us. if you know look at us your race us
Starting point is 00:28:09 something like that I don't know the only royals are for Kansas City and they're not very good oh oh no that was STL right there oh no what that was the STL in you oh maybe is that way the Dodgers lost though because they were there oh no why are you so many
Starting point is 00:28:28 that royalty thing was so you should have commented that instead of what you did that's more clever yeah I just only just now thought of it though that should have been the tweet let's be real. Oh, and apparently they got booed. Toronto fans booed them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah. So, and they wore Dodger gear. Now, think about this. Toronto's plain. Now, this is how tone deaf they are. Aren't they supposed to be like, I don't even think they're representatives of the Commonwealth. Canada is part of the Commonwealth.
Starting point is 00:28:54 And they were dressed in Dodgers gear. And they call themselves royal and they cling to their titles. I mean, I don't know. They cling to their titles like Swallow clung to Fang Fang. I don't know. I mean, like, think of something. It's quite easy. You know? But maybe that's why they got booed. That's just completely toned deaf. I think that's toned off anyway. So, I don't know. I don't know why. I mean, I'm not kidding. I saw like 15 tweet. I counted. There was like 15 tweets about them. Does anybody, who cares? And oh, they were sitting next, they were sitting in front of Magic Johnson. And I cannot remember the other guy they were sitting in front of. And apparently everyone was like, how did they get seats? Because I guess,
Starting point is 00:29:37 they were given seats? How did they get seats in front of them? They were sitting in front of them. I don't know how that works, but I just would think that you would maybe get more attention with actual athletes being in the front row instead of these like grifters who sell like blood clot jam and, you know, whatever else that they white label. I don't know. I just, I just feel like they're so representative of the left. Think about it. He's like this whining loser who wanted an allowance. from his dad. He wanted to get paid by the British public but did not want to do any of the work. Literally, that's what it was. He wanted to get money from daddy. He's like 40. He's in his 40s for crying out loud. He wanted money from daddy, but he didn't want to work. And he wanted the British public to pay for his security, even though he didn't want to work. And then when they said, no, that seems to be egregious. Then he had a tantrum and then they went to America. And now he's our problem. I don't know. That is so representative of the left. Is it not? like it's the same thing like he's no different than the people pitching and moaned about you know eBT he is no different they wanted all of these handouts from the british public you know when they came here they
Starting point is 00:30:49 were expecting uh and that's when trump's like i'm not giving you nothing they were expecting the american public to provide their security they were expecting that in canada when they were up like near toronto that's what they were or not toronto when they were uh whose house were they staying at some russian oligarch's house in canada before they came here that's true that is so I think that's why a lot of people have a very visceral reaction to these two, because they're a representative of the worst aspects of the left wrapped up in two completely annoying grifters. It's just amazing. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.

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