The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: French Toast Supplies

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Woo hoo-hoo-hoo. All right, so first up, hmm.

This crazy. Well, this guy went to jail as a for being a pickle thief. I almost said for pickle thieving. Sounds kind of. It's not. pickle ball. I mean, you know, well, a Polk County Sheriff's Office, the Super Way Food Mart. A Florida man was called in. He had committed a theft from the store earlier in the day, and he was back at the store causing a disturbance. He fled after I realized the store employee called 911,

and he frequently steals from the store. And then he tries to, like, sometimes he will try to pay for the merchandise, but then he throws the incorrect amount and literally throws it on the counter and runs away. So he stole pickles, and the store owner had enough. Now, he he's going to jail. Upon arrest, Felipe Jesus Gutierrez says, quote, oh, I'm going to jail as a pickle thief. Well, thank you for naming yourself. That's great, because it sounds really good in a headline. The pickle thief is facing a felony petty theft charge. And he was, I love how they, the sheriff's office, arrested by Polk County Sheriff's Office. They got a picture of their Polk County Sheriff's car. And then they got the Perp's picture in the corner. It's hysterical.

Same to pickle. Yeah. So, but here's the most important question. question. What kind? If it's the sweet pickles, take them away immediately. You don't like those bread and butter pickles. They're nasty. Do you like them? I like them. What does it matter with you? I haven't had them in forever. You people who eat bread butter pickles and people who think cilantro tastes like soap. I don't get you people. Right. I don't think cilantro tastes like soap at all. But I do, I do enjoy that. Yeah, good stuff. Yeah. Bread and butter pickles, good stuff. So a teen girl, Florida girl, brought a taser to a middle school because she had a problem with another student. Now back in my day, we'd just beat the snot out of them on the playground. But she was having a problem, 13 year old girl, she got arrested

for bringing a weapon to Beth Shields Middle School. And they said they got a tip about a student spark testing a taser at a bus stop. It was in her purse during an administrative search. And it's lavender colored. It's a new one. She borrowed it and brought it to school because she had a problem with another student. Now what gets me is that, you know, the sheriff was like, it's unacceptable that someone to bring a weapon to school to terrorize another student. You realize that she felt like she had to because she was being terrorized by another student? Like, I don't know, maybe let's look at what the bully's doing to make a student feel like they got to do that to protect themselves. Just saying it goes both ways here.

Just it goes both ways. I don't want to talk about the guy who abused the dogs, Kane. How bad was it? I purposely didn't read this story. It was bad. Okay. Can I not? I can't.

All I know is that a guy. I was accused of horrific animal abuse to his dogs in Polk County. And I feel like all I don't even know more, death penalty. The highlights are, yeah, no, and I agree with the death penalty. But the highlights were carcasses all around the maciated dogs that were alive, no food or water to be seen. I'll take care of the problem for free for Florida. I'll go down there on my own time, my own dime.

I'll take care of that little problem for you for that guy. I'm just saying, you know, I'm not selling you what I'm doing. I'm just said, I'll take care of the problem. I'm a wolf. Call me. This, I'll come help. Let's see here. This, no, no, not doing that one because I don't need that.

Don't need this one either. And I also don't need that one. Can we stop going to stores and having romantical times just ourselves? That'd be amazing. I mean, why is this, it's a constantly a thing. This Florida woman accidentally, she says, misplaced $330 while depositing company checks over a two-year period. I accidentally put it in my account. This is Margate Medical Rehab employee. She faces grand theft charges. And it was a two-year scheme, apparently. But what she had said was

in the woman, it went all the way up to July of last year. She, her name's Louise Pierre. She just was accidentally putting them in her account. She didn't realize he was going into her account. She didn't mean to do that. Our partners over at Hillsdale, an actual educational institution. Their initiative is about spreading awareness regarding our nation's core values. And so to that effect, they were founded in 1844 to offer the kind of education needed to preserve civil and religious liberties. And they offer that with their free resources, like their free speech digest and primus. They offer it with their educational podcasts. They're also handing out a free pocket constitutions. You don't pay anything. Fill out a form for your address. They're not selling your

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Now in the meantime, we got the strike. And so it's already been crazy. Have you all been to a Costco or Sam's? It's nuts. They're already doing it. The rationing starting. New York City Costco shoppers emptied shelves and a panic over the port strike. I tend I don't like getting people all hyped up.

Getting them to freak out over this stuff. And I'm still like, man, don't freak out. But, you know, if you, like I need to get some just some stuff for dinner. And I like getting some produce at Costco more so than some of these other stores. because I just think their produce selection is better. I wouldn't even go in there for stuff because I have all of it. And it was crazy. It's crazy when you go in there and you see people freaking out like, oh my gosh.

Like what? Are you, like, planning on having just like massive diarrhea? Like when this is going, like, why do you need that much toilet paper? I just don't get why you need that much toilet paper. Man, that Ozark came out just then. Did you hear that toll it? Oh, my gosh. Hold up.

Hold up. That's a specific part of the Ozarks that says tollet. My grandmother said tarlet. So it's very different. Like, I do not have the R. My R's in the Warsh, all right. Hers is in the tarlet. So it's very, very different.

But people were emptying. They said no toilet paper, no paper towels. You know, the only stuff is left is the thin, nasty stuff. It's like tissue paper, right? That's all it's left. This is in Staten Island. They were going through everything water. They were going through paper towels.

They were going through all of it. People were just, you know, they were alarmed about the, just chill out. out. Calm thyself. I was in Sands last night in the DFW area and shelves empty of water, empty of paper towels, empty of toilet paper, and literally the line at every register was at least three or four, at least three or four people deep. Some of this is going to be self-induced.

Yeah, it's psychology. It is. I don't know what it is, but people feel like they got to go and buy all the paper. products and French toe supplies. Have you noticed, like, whenever there it's like a, if it's a hurricane, if it's a snowstorm, if it's a tornado, whatever it is, people got to go out and they got to get French toe supplies and all the toilet paper that they can imagine, right? Tollet paper.

Tollet paper. I can't help it. I'm just, I'm, toilette. Sounds so weird to say. Juan's laughing. Juan, I swear to you, Juan says certain things better in English than I have ever been. been able to say. I, but for real though, I mean, what is, it's always the same supplies.

Have you noticed this? Doesn't matter if it's like, oh, if there's a strike. Is there a supply chain crisis? Is there a snowstorm? We need French toast supplies and all the total paper you got. Like, what are you putting in them French toasts? What are you putting in it? What is, what are you eating?

I don't know. Like, I see people, I would be too embarrassed. sidebar. For real, I would be way too embarrassed to get that much. I couldn't go and do a rush on the shelves. I would not want to give. And it's weird because I don't care what people think unless it's something like that. I could not, because I know how I am, I'm judging you to death. If I'm seeing you stand in the line at Costco and you've got all the packs of toilet paper in your cart, I'm thinking, what is wrong with you? That's my first thought. Like, you need a doctor. You don't need more toilet paper. You need day doctor.

Fiber. Right? Like, what is your deal? Oh, my gosh. And, you know, or paper towels. I'm like, just get a rag. What is your, what's your damage? I just, I don't know, man.

I would just be too embarrassed about that, right? Like, I don't want people. I don't know. Like, it's just weird. Is that weird? No. Like Trump doesn't want to fall asleep on the beach in front of cameras.

I don't want to be seen in Costco buying all the toilet paper. I saw it last night. I just went in there for some. cheese and some other. What else did I get? What did you go in there for? I went in there for some cheese and I got, what else did I get? I got some dairy stuff.

That's what it was. That's what happened. You go in these stores and you don't remember what the hell you walked out. Yeah, because I was right there and I just jumped in just to see. And people, I mean, stacked the water, stacked in their carts, the toilet paper. And I would, I don't know. I wasn't viking with those people. I wouldn't vibe with them either.

I mean, I don't even need, because I'm already prepared. See, I accumulate over a period of time, so I don't have to go in an embarrassingly buy a small platoons worth of toilet paper. I think I'm good till the end of the year. Oh, dude, for real. I'm easily good to the end of the year. Oh, easily. And maybe even after, because I got grades of stuff, right? I got my good stuff.

I got my mid-tier. And then I got the stuff where it's like, we're a step away from eating cicadas. This is what we got. So I got tiers of it, you know, for rationing in that. It just reminds me of the COVID stuff. Remember when everything, when they made a run. on toilet paper back then? Mm-hmm.

It's psychological. It is. It's so psychological. So they got, so the strikes aren't going, I mean, there are, yeah, you're going to see price increases with certain things. There's, I don't think you're not going to be able to get items. I think it's going to be how expensive are those items going to be. Because, yes, this affects the ports that are on the East Coast going into, like, what, the Gulf. But, you know, you can, ships will probably, they can, it'll be a hell a lot more expensive, thanks to oil.

But, you know, they can go through Pan. The communist controlled Panama Canal. CCP controls Panama Canal. Great job, U.S. and go through Panama Canal and then go around the West Coast ports. Or, you know, you're looking at, and then you all freight and error. I mean, so it's going to be more expensive, but for sure. But I mean, I think if there's going to be something that you absolutely have to have,

I think you're going to be able to get it. But do you want to pay that much for it? I'm just wondering, you know, the longer that this goes out, You know, what does that, what's that mean for prices like going into Christmas and, you know, all this other stuff? So we got the shoppers that are empty in shelves. It's apparently, it's costing the U.S. economy, some hard cash. And they don't want any automation. You're going to have to have some automation.

You're going to have to. You can't have the United States. Our ports fall behind, continue falling behind everybody else. This is the U.S. of A. Like, I wanted to be so damn swanky when people pull in here. I want people to go, my gosh. Look at what freedom does. That's what I want them to be bold over by how awesome things can be if you're free.

And instead we got Harold Daggett, gold ring. You know, oh, I didn't even, I don't think I have time to get into this. But dude, I don't know how I miss this because I don't know a lot about Cartier. But he apparently was wearing like Cardier glasses festooned with diamonds and gold in one of his videos. I am not even kidding. I don't even know how much of glasses cost. How much a pair of Cardier and fancy Cardiardier glasses? First off, what the hell kind of man wears Cartier glasses?

I'm calling you out on how tough you think you are. If you're wearing more gold than your average B, how in the heck are you? Come on. I mean, this is some Liberace territory here. Dude, come on. What man wears Cartier sunglasses? Who does this? He's wearing these like fancy, he dresses like, sorry, but he dresses like an old lady going to church.

He does. He's got his Cartier sunglasses on. How much are those glasses? How are you acting like you're a man of the people? And you look like a fruit loop all gold it out, nugget it out and all this. Shut up. Good night. Our partners that help bring you free radio.

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Apparently, it's like one of the biggest solar flares. What are they saying, like, 17 years? Something to that effect. One of the biggest solar flares in like 17 years. And it happened. earlier this morning and they said we're expected to, I guess, feel the residual after effects of it for what? How long? Like days?

I think the first is going to be like in a day or two. So that might mean that you could see more of like those auroras the further south that you go. And everyone's like, oh, there's going to be radio blackouts. And I don't know if it's going to be all that. Let's see here. The, oh, would you fly this? An AI passenger plane with no pilot? where travelers can sit in the cockpit and quote unquote enjoy the view?

No. I would, you know what? This is what the robots want you to think. They want you to be like, yes, come fly in our plane. It's the AI plane. And then, you know, maybe for a few years, everything's going to go just peachy keen, right? I've seen the robotaxis in South in San Francisco. I read a story the other day where a rumba ate a woman's hair.

What? Yeah, her head was in the rumba. I'm not going to sit here and fly on this plane. I am flying on no AI plane. No thing. you. Let's see. There's doctors want to use a new BRI system to measure how round you

are instead of BMI. I don't understand that. Why? Because BMI is pretty accurate. It's called, I'm not making this up. The Body Roundness Index. Do we all just get a little dumber? I think we all just got a little dumber. It's BMI is widely used, but it's controversial. Now they want the body roundness

index. And they're trying to go, cellulite on your thighs is a good thing. Shut up. Shut up. They're trying to make you, like, they're trying to celebrate unhealthy bodies and act like it's body positivity. No, no thanks. And Idaho man took a homeless person to breakfast. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, but then he drug and stabbed him 16 times. That's not nice. That guy's nuts. He killed a vagrant, took him to IHOP, and now he's been sentenced to life in prison. I hope his life is shortened in prison. You know, not by anything bad, just, you know, I

just don't want him to die on the outside. I want him to, you know, be in prison for a long enough time that he can die on the inside. Like I cleaned that up. That's nice, wasn't it? I got two annoying stories for you. Let me get to the Will Ferrell one first. And then we're going to get to the biohacker people. So Will Ferrell, he made this movie where he, it's something on a Netflix documentary. It's called Will and Harper or whatever. I don't know. I'm not watching it because Will Ferrell used to be funny. And then he got high on his own supply and he got really annoying and preachy and I just can't stand it. And I said it. I said, these comedians when they get older, they're just like, I've got to be serious and talk about

this. Shut up. So he, one of his friends who's a dude wants to identify as a woman. And so he does this documentary. And it's all the people promoting it, including Will Ferrell, or the only one saying that it's controversial. They're like, it's a controversial documentary. It's super controversial. And they're like pushing it like, look how controversial. No one's saying that. No one cares. and so he takes this dude as part of I guess like a scene from this documentary to a Texas Roadhouse right or Texas I guess Texas Roadhouse it is a Texas Roadhouse but the people and Daily Mail of know what the hell they're talking about so it's they just said random Texas Steakhouse dude I know them rolls anywhere so he took his friend to this steakhouse I guess

to try to see if they could sit there and eat and if anybody would give him stuff or pretending to be a woman and so they're sitting there. They got cameras all around. They're trying to make a spectacle of them, of themselves. They gave themselves a big toast at the table. And then the dude who's pretending to be a woman, Harper, said, we gave a little toast, and I said something about passing a trans bill. And the room did a reversal.

You're treat. People are in there trying to just eat their food. And you come in there with a bunch of cameras. You sit down and you start making. in loud remarks about trans issues when people, and you're surprised that people don't want their meals interrupted by your BS. And then you're

going to use you being a moron and being a bad guest and patron as a way to falsely accuse them of being bigots because they just don't want their meals interrupted by your attention seeking. Read the room, you fruit cake.

Golly. So they I mean, and you can see they got photos there and they got their camera crew's all there and they're making a big deal about it. And then, and then Harper, that dude who pretends to be a woman, got up and made a political speech. They conveniently

left that out of the documentary because they wanted to try to get the room turning on them and they wanted to set these people up to make them look like bigots. Prime the room. Oh, there's a trans person in here. Here's the trans person. They're going to sit down and have their stake. They went to a

Texas roadhouse. They're going to try to antagonize these people so that they can get the reaction they want and then show them all as being bigots. They gave a speech in there. And this Harper Steel gets up in this damn crowded restaurant and says, quote, I wish you guys would do more for trans rights in this state. And then you would be surprised if somebody rolls their eyes or is like, just shut up and eat your food.

I mean, interestingly enough, nobody was mean to them. If anybody booed them, they deserve to get booed. Because you're interrupting all these people, they just want to get away from this crap and you're going in this restaurant and you're interrupting their food attention seeking self-glorifying because you want to try to falsely portray these good people as being bigots when you're the one who's creating noise in the restaurant you're the one who what kind of fruit does this stands up in the middle of the restaurant makes a speech about trans rights oh my gosh you guys are shocked at that you must be biggest no they're shocked that a loud mouth is standing

up in the middle of the restaurant interrupting their meal that by the way is probably three times more than what it would normally cost because the stupid policies you support. This is so stupid. Oh, it's controversial. And then Will Ferrell goes, I, I sobbed. He said he regrets taking his friend to that Texas Steakhouse. He said he just, it was a bad choice. And he sobbed.

So wait a minute. You annoyed everybody for a scene for your movie. And then you're going to try to act like, I just, I can't believe what I forced my friend to endure by going to the steakhouse. Who are these people? I mean, absolutely insufferable. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already,

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