The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Garbage

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Dana Loesch reacts to President Biden calling all Trump supporters “garbage” as The White House tries to clean up his mess. Meanwhile, test results for the upcoming November 5th General Election mistakenly appeared on ABC’s F1 coverage.Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Hillsdalehttps://danaforhillsdale.comClaim your free pocket Constitution today at DanaForHillsdale.comKelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. Keltec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free month of service with code Dana.PreBornhttps://preborn.com/danaHelp a woman meet her baby for the first time by donating to PreBorn!  To donate securely dial #250 and say keyword BABY or visit Preborn.com/DANA. ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comDon’t mask pain, fight it naturally with Relief Factor.  Visit online or call 1-800-4-RELIEF today!Tax Network USAhttps://TNUSA.com/DANADon’t let the IRS control your life—empower yourself with Tax Network USA. Visit TNUSA.com/DANA

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by KELTEC. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Y'all I'm going to tell you what. Excuse me. Allergies.

Fired Disney employee allegedly hacked the menu system to falsely claim certain foods did not contain peanuts, says a lawsuit. Michael Shere. Yeah, was fired in June for alleged misconduct, alleged, says the suit. His termination was contentious and not amicable. And this disgruntled former Disney employees being accused of hacking into the menu creating software that they used to falsely indicate certain food items to not contain peanuts. He worked at Walt Disney World as a menu production manager.

While he was there, he would create and publish the menus for their entire restaurant portfolio. So he got fired from his conduct. and apparently they thought that initially the changes were benign because they noticed over three month period that the menu prices were changing because he continued to access the software from a personal device after he was fired. And so he would change the menu prices and then he added profanity. And they said those changes were more benign. But then he made changes that threatened public health like altering the allergen information on the menus. So man, that's like a level of meanness and spite and pettiness. I it's here too for and foreseen

That's supremely evil Wow That's pretty amazing A Florida man broke into Mark Zuckerberg's yacht And begin throwing all of his stuff How do you break into his yacht? And why is his hair so much longer And he wears weird clothes now

Yeah I don't know Technically that's piracy isn't it Dude he's a pirate Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum He went to his mega yacht And He So the, I can't, it's not really a boat, it's a yacht, I guess. The yacht that he acquired is a 387 foot

mega yacht feed ship. And it was for a Russian oligarch and he got it. And it's called the, no, I guess I don't know what it's, I don't know what the name of it is. This is mega yacht. It was like 300 or 350 million to make it. And this guy broke into it. You would, how do you break in? How does, like, some rando break into your super yacht? Parachuted? Like, how to, because if you're out of dock, those things are pretty well protected. I'm just curious as to how. Anyway, he named the vessel launch pad.

So with launch pad, he also brought a supporting vessel called Dapple. Because, you know, when you got big boats like this, you have to have a supporting vessel with it. It's crazy. And apparently the guy just, like, was able to just, like, board it right on the marina, was able to just get right on the yacht, right in the marina. And that's, that's how it went. he started throwing all of his stuff overboard into the water. He was promptly arrested. I just don't know what he thought he was going to get into.

Just random items, apparently. He was under the influence, and he was out of compliance with legal requirements from a previous arrest. So, a man in his britches was accused of destroying and stealing Adams from a Lake County mini golf course. Lake County Sheriff's Office, I swear to you, it's called Smugglers Cove, Adventure, golf. Well, he was in his smugglers' britches, that's for sure. A 30-year-old Francisco Mayorga, he was booked in a Lee County Jail. He stole two boxes of ice cream bars, coupon envelopes,

cups, and a sign. He was walking around the business, damaging random items, including a napkin dispenser, wooden, removing a fire extinguisher, busted a door open. When they asked if he was alone, he replied, nothing to deputies. He's facing multiple charges, burglary of an just a bunch. I'm not going to read all of them. And he also gave false ID. And he's in his britches. Did I say that? Because what is up with that? Like, stop it.

I don't even know. Did I ever tell you about the guy named Lucky who shot a man in the butt and chased another with a screwdriver at Waffle House before he was arrested with MDMA? I know. I'm telling you. So Lucky would, apparently that Lucky. This is a Scambia County. This dude, he was from Pensacola, Florida man. He shot a man in the butt, chased another man around a Waffle House with the screwdriver.

his name is he's I feel like at some point you have too many letters in your name De Quantaris Jamarral Lucky Actually I think I did that one good Okay yeah he was arrested accused with attempted homicide aggravated assault Distribution of Schedule 1 narcotic blah blah blah blah blah blah blah A whole bunch of stuff

He pulled the gun out and shot a man And then the bullet hit the ground and ricocheted into the man's butt and then the man who had been shot in the butt ran into the Waffle House. Everyone started running to the back of the business. Everybody's losing their minds in the Waffle House. Then he tried to run out the front door. Lucky chased him with a screwdriver and they found all kinds of drugs on him. So he was taken it to custody.

I mean, you cannot make these stories are crazy. Let's see. This is, what else we got? Well, I got more. We also have the Uber driver who was in Florida Uber driver who was charged with stealing Halloween decorations and eating people's food and spitting on a customer. This is in Bartow, Florida.

He's facing multiple criminal charges. He spit in a customer's face, stole food from another order, and took Halloween decorations from a customer's yard during a late night delivery. Alexandra Aguilar, 29, was arrested, remains in custody.

And it began when a female customer placed in Uber Eats order, and this is a chick that did this, by the way. She removed food from... She, like, apparently the customer saw her take food out of the bag. And she stole signs from other people's yards and that.

And then when one customer saw her stealing from their yard, she confronted her and that's when Aguilar spitting her face. So she's in the pokey. She's being arrested. Yeah, you think so. I mean... What would you do if an Uber eats person

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It's the P-15. Tell them that Dana sent you. For Puerto Rico, where I'm in my home state of Delaware, they're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. His demonization is seen as unconscionable, and it's on American. Oh, my. Well, hey, what's up, Garbage?

Hey, Garbage. How are you all garbage doing out there? Yeah. It's a garbage wind. for garbage people. It's good to be with you, garbage people. Go garbage. Yeah. Remember the garbage pill kids? Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. They were the best. I'm telling you what. I think I still have some of those cards in my mom's basement somewhere. I'm not even lying. It's like garbage pill kids need to come back today of all days. Welcome garbage. Dana will share with you at the top of this garbage first hour on this garbage Wednesday. day. And I mean, I'm just saying I feel like Joe Biden is a plant. I just don't know how else to put it. So his remarks last night, the way his supporters, his, I guess like inner circle are trying to spin this is such a chef's kiss. I got a post coming out at you later today, Schrodinger's apostrophe, which we're going to talk about. So welcome to the garbage program, you garbage.

people. So he was saying, and I mean, the way that they are trying to defend this, there's literally just no other real, there's no other, there's no way you can defend it. Biden just absolutely stepped in it when he was making this remark saying that all of President Trump supporters are garbage. That's literally exactly what he said. I mean, we heard it. Can I hear it one more time? Because I know he is marble mouthed, but can I just hear it one more time? Just it's a quick cut, 14. seconds. Just let's one more time. Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware. He almost said where I'm from. The only garbage I see floating out there is just supporters. You know he almost said Puerto Rico where I'm from. He almost said that. You heard it.

So this is why I wanted to play it again. Because his, well, defenders are out there trying to say that that's not what he said, in fact. they're trying to argue that Biden actually meant to it's an there's an apostrophe it's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen in such a long time they're trying to say no it's an apostrophe the one of the guys who just signed a contract what's his name oh some dude I don't care about he's over at MSNBC now they they took the quote out of context excuse me and they they rewrote the white house rewrote the transcript to hide what he's said. So what they're saying is the only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. And they try to write apostrophe S. Now, this is where being an nerd is fun. So let's break that down, shall we? Let's have a grammar lesson for Marxist blank holes, shall we? So here's the problem with that, right? Because it's just, it doesn't make any sense, not even in that context. In fact, it makes it worse, adding to this imaginary grammatical stupidity, are they saying it's just one supporter's garbage?

Because supporter, S-U-U-P-P-O-R-T-R-A-R-A-P-S, well, that's discussing the garbage. So he's saying, I see one of his supporters' garbage, is what he's saying. If you believe the White House transcript, and they rewrote the comment, they're trying to say, no, no, no, he's, it's just one supporter's garbage, guys. It was one supporters garbage. So that was the transcript that they came out with. So even so did, is it just one supporters garbage? Like one in particular?

Like which one of Donald Trump supporters has their garbage in Joe Biden's line of sight? Or did they mess up the rewrite and mean plural supporters, which would be S apostrophe S garbage? But then did they also mess that up because it's properly S apostrophe S before a consonant? It is only apostrophe s when it's a plural if it's in front of another S. That's the only time. So they messed either way, it's foo barred. They foobared it so hard. It's ridiculous.

There's no other way to put it. So which is it? You dip wads? I mean, Tim Wals's description of J.D. Vance here is completely applicable concerning the person who decided to grammatically incorrectly rewrite the transcript. script and make it worse. You literally just made it worse. And that's the correct usage because they actually did. So it's either one of Donald Trump supporters who's throwing garbage on Joe Biden's lawn or it's plural supporters, but they foobart it because they're morons. I mean, which is it? Which is it? Because see, there's no possessive here. He's not talking about the garbage belonging to a

supporter. He's talking about supporters, period. That's what he's discussing. Supporters, period. There is no way to walk away from this. And what gets me as they'll make up all this stuff, well, Trump supposedly said per Michael Flynn, who per somebody per this person, says the source. They say stuff like that and hammer that all day long.

Joe Biden is literally on camera in front of the nation calling half of the country garbage. And they're like, what? No, there's an apostrophe. there. I have not seen such crazy grammatical analysis since Bill Clinton couldn't define what he is

was. Remember that whole thing? Bill Clinton and is. I mean, there hasn't been, I mean, they have garbage grammar and there hasn't been that much you know, that much discussion of it since Bill Clinton with the defined is.

You guys remember that, right? Let's rewind. It's September 13th, 1998, when Bill Clinton replied, it depends on what the meaning of the word is, is, because he was asked whether or not he was getting it on with Monica Lewinsky. And he had said there is no improper relationship. And then they were asking, well, wait a minute, is there something going on between you? If there is no proper, improper relationship. And he goes, quote, it depends on what the meaning of the word is, is.

if the if he if is means is and never has been that is not that is one thing that's his direct actual quote chef's kiss am i right it's comel is speechwriter dude it's like comel is always haunted them she's haunted them forever it's pretty amazing so it's struttinger's apostrophe this exactly what is happening here this is just crazy so they're they're trying to rewrite this but then you also had here's this. What is this what is this Josh Shapiro trying to say, trying to defend it or trying to spin it? Didn't you drop that in slack? No, that was just a screenshot. Okay, okay.

So that was a screenshot of their first version of the spin yesterday on this. Yeah. White House says Biden was referring to hateful rhetoric at Madison Square Garden Rally as garbage. Well, he said his supporters, he didn't say hateful rhetoric. I mean, I think it's adorable that you guys are trying to like edit this. But hey, you guys said he's the most sentient person who's ever lived. He is the smartest genius ever. And so these are his words.

This is what he meant. Dems duels. You can't have it all the ways. You don't get it all the ways. He called half the country garbage. Suck it. That's exactly what happened. Own it.

Run with it. That's what happened. Suck it up. He said it. Now you've got to deal with it. And so, I mean, I don't know. They're bizarre explanation.

I don't think it's, they're bizarre explanation. but are you buying the apostrophe? I'm not buying it because it doesn't make any sense. It literally, it doesn't make any sense. He's trying to assign the garbage as something that belongs to the supporters as opposed to calling the supporters garbage. And it is. It's a sad attempt at cleaning up, you know, dementia Biden. Yep.

And so, I mean, let me ask this other question. Is he a plant? Because I've never seen anyone try to torpedo somebody's campaign harder than Joe Biden works against Kamala Harris. How does one do this? How does it happen? I mean, first, everyone was called deplorables, then Nazis. And now Biden's like garbage, but journalists are trying to spin it. And they've been trying to save her campaign from this. I mean, those were his exact words. And Trump responded to it. And then Kamala, what is Kamala going to do? How do you do with this? There was, where's the audio? she finally did

it address she finally did reply to it this is audio oh gosh 26,500 audio soundbite 26

let's rule with this first you're talking to President Biden said this comment last night about garbage listen I think that first of all he clarified his comments did he

let me be clear I strongly disagree with any criticism of people based on who they vote for. This is the most she's ever disagreed with him in her life. And barely. It's barely.

She's like barely. So she thinks he clarified it, but then she still felt like she had to distance herself there. That was interesting. She was asked again, are you concerned about the impact that his garbage comment has on your campaign? Audio sound by 27. Are you concerned about what impact this may have on voters,

on the divisiveness of the election, and whether or not it's going to dissuade some people from supporting you because of your affiliation with president and this administration? I've been very clear with the American public. I respect the challenges that people face. I respect the fact that we all have so much more in common than what separates us and that most people want a president that understands that, that gets that and approaches their role of leadership.

That way, I've been very clear. from my earliest years. Why, just answer the question. Answer the question. And then she says to voters who are offended by the garbage comment, audio sound by 28. Do you sympathize if any voters do feel offended? Once again?

Do you sympathize with any voters who do feel offended by or insulted by the garbage comments? I am running for president of the United States. I will be traveling to three. States today to do what I have been doing throughout, which is talking with the American people about the fact that, first of all, I get it in terms of the concerns they have about challenges like the price of groceries. Second, my highest priority is to address that and to lift them up around their ambitions, their aspirations and their dreams. I mean, this is Washington Post. Did Biden call Trump supporters garbage? It comes down to an apostrophe. You are morons and you deserve to be,

Oh, my gosh. May the good Lord above put a hand over my mouth today because I am just done. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right. So, starting with, let's see, a 105-year-old woman says that the secret to long life is drinking Guinness. I feel like this is a very scientific analysis. This woman's a genius.

I don't, she probably is also not only the oldest, but one of the oldest people in the world, but one of the most genius people in the world. 105 years old, Kathleen Hennings, she had a pint of Guinness. And when she said that she drinks Guinness, and that's what it is. She had her birthday party with fellow friends, residents, and supportive staff at her care home. She got a hamper, what was that, of the famous stout brand? What is a hamper of beer? I guess they just gave her a whole bunch of stuff.

I guess it's a box. She had pint glasses and apron and chocolates, all kinds of Guinness. And so she says she drinks like the chocolate-looking stuff because she's hardcore. She's born in 1919. I actually agree with her. I think she's on to something, Kane. It's a, yeah, yeah, yeah, very, very official. The Colorado Secretary of State is a moron who posted the spreadsheet with voting system

passwords. All public. Literally, they were side by side. She posted a spreadsheet to the website that had a hidden tab that showed all of the voting system passwords. In Colorado. Rocky Mountain High. There you go. I mean, you don't think of this, look at this stuff. Puerto Rico's biggest newspaper, do, da, da, da, of course they endorse Kamala Harris.

Of course they did. They endorsed the vice president yesterday. In fact, I first saw this. I think I first saw this come out like yesterday. It was like early yesterday evening. and it's their second endorsement ever. Well, that's fine because USA Today and Washington Post aren't doing any kind of endorsements because they think it's biased and they're correct.

And then also we've got a few other things here. The, okay, yeah, this person, a random voter, some of these people, like I've gotten all of these protests where these people are just nuts. And they all have like, like, I don't want to play it because it's just, you guys know that they're crazy. Arizona momentum is shifted towards the GOP. Kamala Harris is pulling money out of North Carolina. We're going to get into some of this here coming up. She's pulled money out of North Carolina and now is looking to spread it in some of the states where she is under the most threat. And SCOTUS is not going to allow RFK Jr. to take his name from two states ballots.

There's an ABC station that mistakenly aired an election result test during a Formula One race. I guess they just filled in the blanks. But they, yeah, WNEP, Scranton, Pennsylvania. they posted something and they said they came out and said they were testing their lower third because it was like on the lower third and they were trying to act like Harris beat Trump. I guess those are the numbers that they just put in. And they said they mistakenly, they aired this, they showed, they issued a statement about it. And they said, note from WNEP, election test results mistakenly shown on air.

The test results aired for several minutes during coverage of Formula One raising. Juan's showing you what it looks like. Hmm. I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know. Seems kind of, why would you have to put any numbers in? Why can you just have one, one or zero, zero, zero? Why did you actually have to put numbers in?

Because either way, it doesn't matter, right? If it's a test and you're just like making it up, why did you have to put any numbers in? Save that screenshot, Juan. We'll see you. Yeah, for real. Save that screenshot. I don't know. They said they were randomly generated test results sent out to help news organizations to make sure that their equipment was working properly in advance of election night.

I already voted. I've been tracking my vote, making sure it was tallied. I was. I'm watching all, I watched my whole household's votes like a stalker, like a creepy stalker. Every day, multiple times a day I was checking because Texas has it where you can monitor everything. And I was making sure that everything, you know, everything counted. and been watching it. I think you need to go on an early vote for sure. And then if your state has a way, and it should be up on your Secretary of State's website. I mean, it should be not super difficult to find. Find out and then track your ballot. Track your vote.

Do you think this was an accident, Kane? I hate everything, so I'm suspicious of everything, too. I'm willing to believe that. I'm willing to believe it. Deep, deep, deep down, though, I don't. But I'm willing to believe it. I'm going to get really mad if, say, the left decided, you know what, let's really actually cheat a lot. I think it's very difficult to cheat in a decentralized election. However, not if you mess with the census and you try to reapportion seats and influence due to fluctuations in either it's like in migration in the United States, between citizens, citizens going from state to state or where people coming into the country.

country illegally. Just saying it may, I mean, the fix could already be in because of that. I'm very curious to see where it's close. We're not going to know. Everybody's guessing Tuesday. You know why? Because polls are garbage. And even if the polls are right, nobody believes them. Nobody believes them because it's confirmation bias. People want to have their belief affirmed. They want to see it represented. So that's why none of this matters. Nobody knows until Tuesday. And anyone who's telling you otherwise is a moron that is grifting off of you. Nobody knows. They have no clue. But I don't, I don't know. I just, the thing that makes this weird for me, that WNEP thing, is why do you

got to put the numbers in? Like if you're just doing a test, I mean, Juan, you're running the elements and all that. You can put whatever you want in the lower third. You could put zero, zero percent if you wanted to. You don't have to have like 52%. You could put it. You don't need numbers in there, right? So then it makes me wonder why they put numbers in.

If it's just a test, right? How does that work? I don't know. They said the number shouldn't have appeared on the screen. Juan ads in Slack. There's something called preview, L.O.L. Maybe they didn't have preview. I don't know.

I just, this stuff is what makes people suspicious. Recklessness makes people suspicious. Also, they wouldn't have, kept it up for as long as they did. How long was it up there for? I guess according to that story, it was like a couple minutes. Jeez. So if that's the case, then that also seems to be a little bit more than just a mistake.

Yeah. I don't know how long it stayed out there, but it's just really weird to me. It's super, I don't know. There's a number of different ways they could have done that without putting the numbers in. And as one was saying, I mean, they actually have a preview. and you can look and you can see. And it's just weird that this was the way that they chose to handle it. And I don't, I'm not buying the response.

I'm not buying the excuse. I'm just, I'm not buying it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.