The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Ground Chuck

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. All right, so a couple here. A Florida man attacked a gas station clerk with a box cutter inside of a locked bathroom. Woo! This was in Sanford, Florida.

He was arrested and accused of locking himself and a woman inside of a Seminole County gas station bathroom attacking her with a box cutter. Randall Lee Lawton, 62 was booked into jail on charges of aggravated battery with the deadly weapon, resisting an officer and kidnapping, according to online jail records. They said it was a racetrack gas station. The guy looks like Kenny Rogers. And the woman told police that she'd been at the gas station to buy cigarettes and coffee. The guy came in. She said, he looked like he was talking to himself. And when, and he went to the bathroom. And then he came out and asked for toilet paper. And she went there. She, uh, uh, the man, had been, the man had been at the gas station to purchase stuff. But she said she went to go refill the toilet paper in the bathroom and he went in and locked both of them in there, produced a box cut her. She fought back, cut her hand. But once police entered the bathroom because somebody called 911,

he finally stopped. But he apparently knocked a tooth out of her head. So she's recovering from her injuries. My gosh, that is. I always wonder, like, how safe it is for people at like service stations, man. I always get, you know, like I'm always super nice when I go in, especially if it's like night or anything like that. Because I always, and I'm always worried about people's safety and stuff. I don't know. I just, it makes me, uh, a Florida man on a bike is abused of stealing a tip jar fundraising for a baby at a diner. What in the world is wrong with people? I'll have to save this one for you tomorrow, but this is in Port Charlotte, Florida.

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Oh my gosh. This is so stupid. Can we just stop with it? Just stop with the whole thing. First off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Bottom of this. Bottom of this.

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So that's Chuck Schumer. We're going to talk about the way the main cannot grow meat here in a minute. But he's mad over the whole situation with the bumpstock thing. Guys, this is not, it was not a Second Amendment case. And this was not a case that was determined on a Second Amendment ground. I mean, you know, Congress, they could technically write something. They could write something about this. They could write a law banning bump stocks.

Although I don't know that that's, I think that would be litigated six, ways to Sunday, and I don't know that it would ever, it would actually be successful. But the issue is that this was a statutory authority fail on the fault of the ATF. And it didn't have anything to do with the Second Amendment. And first off, you know, bump stocks, I think people don't know what they are. I've fired with bump stocks many times. I think that they're just stupid. I think it's a waste of ammo. And I don't think the government should regulate them. That's also stupid. And just like I think that pink camera Amplage is weird. I mean, unless you're in strawberry shortcake land, how does it help you?

You know? But same thing, same thing. You know I'm right on that. I don't want to, like, be hateful because I know chicks that wear pink camouflage. And I'm like, why do you do this? Just put on an orange safety vest already. That's the same. Just go ahead and do it.

Can we just talk about the grilling for a moment? I'm pulling this up. This photo is disgusting. I didn't even read the text with the photo when I first saw this. the first thing I saw was the photo. And Chuck Schumer, now he said in it, he's like, I've never, what did he say? He goes, we've lived in apartments our whole life.

So this photo, Juan's getting the photo up for you. He's like, we've lived, our families lived in an apartment building for all of our years. But he says that her daughter and her partner bought their house with a backyard. And for the first time, he said that they're having a barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill. I don't think you need to be that redundant with stuff. You know, it's just you're grilling. You can just say you're grilling. And I was looking at his hamburgers because whenever somebody's at the grill, my first thing is I want to look at what you got on the grill, right?

I want to look at what you got. Now, you can see Juan's putting it up there right now. He's got the hamburgers and he's got the hot dogs. And, you know, you've got some decent grill marks on those burgs or on the hot dogs. But then I want you to look at the hamburgers real closely here. I want you to vary, just real closely look at those hamburgers. and I want you to tell me what you think is wrong with these hamburgers because he's got, I don't even know what kind of cheese that is on there.

It's not like a cheddar. Is it like a pepperjack? I don't know what it is. But he's got these hamburgers, these sad little gray burgers that he's got on there. And you know why they're sad and gray guys, right? Because they're not cooked all the way. They're not cooked all. Those are raw hamburgers that he's just slapping some cheese on.

Kane, you're a man, you grill. At what point do you put the cheese on the burger? dude. Yeah, that's at the end. But when I first saw the picture, I'm like, well, there's no smoke coming off that grill at all. Like, is that real food? And then I zoomed in. I'm like, oh, my gosh, that is?

Not only is it real, but it's raw. And why is there a slice of cheese on a thick raw patty like that? It just doesn't. Like, I can see like a really smash burger type thing where you throw the cheese on it, you know, when you smash after you smash it, whatever. This? No, no, no, no, no, no. Did he take this down?

Yeah, he did delete it. I was like, I can't find it anywhere anymore. But what's forever? The internet. That's right. I mean, I'm just zooming in. Those are some raw. Those are raw.

That's raw. That's so raw. That's so nasty, guys. Look at the pink and that that's just like they just, oh. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Would you like to have nonstop diarrhea? Well, then have Schumer's burgers.

And he's got some thick cheese on that, too. You got to, dude, you've got to cook that. Who's told him to do this? This just makes my ovaries cry. When you see a grown man who don't know how to deal with a grill, I don't care if you've lived. I feel like it's a skill whether you've lived in an apartment or not. Look, men, you don't get a pass on this. I don't care if you lived on an apartment block your whole life.

There's certain things that men know how to do, right? if you throw a man out in the wild of the lawn and man's never mowed a lawn, never been out, he'll know how to do it. That's just things that I as a woman take for granted that you men are, you just know how to do. You're grilling stuff. Man, you know how to do this. Go out there and grill it. Throw them out there in the wilds of the deck.

You know? They're going to know how to do it. He doesn't. He's an alien. How do you not know how to do that? How do you, golly, that burger's making me so sick. Would you eat that burger, came? In its current state,

In that photo? Well, you know what he did. He cooked it long enough to just to have the cheese melt. And he's like, okay, I guess it's done. You know he did that. It's not even melted. Barely the corners are bending on the cheese. No, it's like, yeah, that's like some thick, like cheese that's not.

It's two slices, it looks like you put on there. And those are pre-bought patties. Two slices are wrong. You can tell, can't you? Those are pre-bought patties. Pre-bought, pre-formed, quarter-pound patties that he clearly has not yet put a flame too. I mean, I'm looking real hard at this grill.

I don't mean to spend so much time on this, you guys, but this is a very important part of American culture. So we've got to examine this. This is like one of the top stories of our lives. Is there, I, is there a hint of flame under there anywhere? It looks like there could be a flame under there. Like, you can kind of see between the grates on the grill that you can see that there's a little orangey flame.

I mean, the grill I can tell hasn't been used that often, but it is dirty from the elements. So it's been out. outside uncovered. I can tell by looking at it. But the grill itself isn't like a totally used grill like I'm used to seeing. You know what I'm saying? And nobody smiles that big when your burgers aren't done.

I just... That's just not what happens. Well, he said that he's lived in an apartment for all their lives. This is like what Elizabeth Warren does. Can you imagine him and Elizabeth Warren holding a barbecue? Can you imagine them holding a barbecue together? And that's a

gas grill, isn't it? There's no charcoal in that. Yeah, that's a gas grill. I'm a little picky about that. You get all the heat without that flavor. As someone, let me chime in here, as someone who lives in an apartment building in an urban area. You know how to do this already. I do, and I'm not the most manually masculine guy of all time,

but if you were to see some people's reactions in the building trying to start a flame with no start, it's embarrassing. I love that Steve just said that. See, you can throw Steve in the wilds of the lawn, and he immediately goes into dude mode. He's like, oh, no, we got to get this grill working. Nope, nope, nope, then burger, don't you be slapping that cheese on them burgers, Chuck? Because then burgers ain't ready.

All you men here, you know it. It's just a thing, like, just like you can throw women in a makeup store or you can, you know, things like that or throw women with some, we're just different. We're different. But, um, that I, I feel, oh, man, can you, would you imagine? It's Elizabeth Warren and Chuck Schumer. We're going to have a. Capitol Hill Barbecue, guys. You're going to get food poisoning for sure.

For sure food poisoning from them. And the only reason as a dad, I would ever take a picture of raw food on the grill is if I'm going to give you the picture of the finished cooked stuff from the grill. That never happened. You don't even know if those burgers ever had enough flame. Are they all alive? I don't even know if they're alive. He may killed his whole famed family from salmonella. I don't even know.

Who knows? It's just so sad. I mean, you should, first, you shouldn't be doing no meat like that. Nobody thought to tell him, Dad, take the cheese off the burke. He needs to worry more about botulism than bump stocks. Oh, my gosh, right? I just, look, if you can't figure out how the hell to grill meat, you do not get to lecture me about what guns I can have or what accessories I can put on my guns.

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The former CDC directors predicting a bird flu shut up. No, you're not. No, we're not doing a bird flu pandemic. Shut up. Shut up. I'm slapping everybody. I'm going to enlarge my hand and just slap everyone across the face. We're not doing this.

Former CDC directors saying that there's going to be a bird flu pandemic. What's his name? Director Robert Redfield, who sounds like a character from like a Dracula movie. Renfield, except it's Redfield. Southwest plane pledged within 400 feet of the ocean near Hawaii. This is terrifying. The flight, this was in April, but it's just coming out now.

It says it came within 400 feet of slamming into the ocean off the coast of Hawaii in weather conditions that forced them to bypass a landing attempt. They said it dropped in an abnormally high rate of more than 4,000 feet per minute before the flight crew pulled it up to avoid disaster. That's terrifying. They said that it was reported, it adds to a whole bunch of safety incidents that caught the public's attention as airlines have ramped up flying since the pandemic. Of course, it's been a couple of years now. Half of travelers are now avoiding Boeing planes in the wake of safety incidents.

This is, they said customers are turning to search engines that exclude Boeing planes when they're searching for flights. They said half, as many up to half passengers are deliberately avoiding flying on the Boeing plane. That's wild. I didn't even know that. Do you do that? Do you just try not to get on a Boeing? I'm going to start. Can I just be honest and say that I haven't cared?

I haven't either. Not yet. But now I'm too busy trying to find how to not purchase things in China. That takes up all the time. The city made it illegal to advertise SUVs because the green agenda is so stupid. This is an actual thing that happens. So it's a Scottish city. It's in Edinburgh.

Edinburgh. They've decided that they are going to. ban, you can't advertise SUVs there at all. Did you guys see the move? And I don't even really want to follow WNBA. But the players are being so petty and political that they're making it to where everybody has to. So Angel Reese was foul because she, or she fouled Caitlin Clark because she hit her in the head. I watched this move like a million different times and I'm trying to be very gracious, but it honestly seems like Angel Reese knew that the basketball, she wasn't going to, she wasn't going to really get it.

so she just wanted to hit Caitlin Clark on the head. That's me looking at it, because that's exactly what I would have done. If I wanted to hit a chick and try to get away with it, that's exactly what I would have done. So that's, and that's what it seemed like. And then, of course, knocked her to the ground. Are they not going to be happy? Are these chicks in the WMBA not going to be happy until they injure her and ruin her career? I mean, Stephen Kane, and I know Steve follows basketball, I want you guys to weigh in.

Am I reading too much into it? Does it look like she hit her on purpose? I mean, there's an argument that could be made. She was going for the ball there, and her arm followed through just hit her in the head. I mean, there's an argument there. But because of the history and because of previous targeted actions on Caitlin Clark, it makes that theory a little less believable. But, I mean, there could be an argument for that.

Because look at her going for the ball. One's showing it. Yeah, I've got the simulcast. From the back, you can kind of see she's going from the ball from it right here. and then boom. She just keeps her arm going down. Like she keeps her arm going down. Come on.

Yeah. She wanted to slap that ball hard. That was intentional. Or she wanted to slap Caitlin Clark hard. Steve, are I being, am I reading too much into it, be honest? No, because the refs changed it to a flagrant one, which means it's fully intentional. It can be fines or suspension. So that's what the refs said.

And her teammates did not like rush over to help her up. Why? Are they, you know who's a horrible, who are horrible advocates for WMBA? WNBA players. The worst representation for women's basketball are women's basketball players. We've heard nothing but bitching and moaning about why don't you watch WMBA. WMBA doesn't get paid like the men do. WNBA doesn't get the attention that the men do.

And once you all get it, you get mad because of the chick that's bringing you eyes. And instead of looking at it as a rising tide raises all ships, you're all mad at her. And then you decided Jackie Robinson are. What's the problem with you? And that's exactly what it is. She's being classy about it. Caitlin Clark's being classy about it. She's not saying anything.

Jackie Robinson was classy about it. But how is this any different? First off, why is this such a big deal? I've heard everyone talk about it's because of militant black lesbians. That's why. It's militant black lesbians that are mad because the straight white chick is playing basketball. The only people that I've heard bring up, like the black lesbian part, are literally like other players and commentators that hint at it. Players, they'll hint at it.

And then commentators will say, oh, well, Caitlin Clark is only getting these sponsorships because she's white and straight. What does that have to do with anything? I'm so done with that race argument. It's tired and it's cheap and it's used by people with lesser talent to explain their deficiencies. And I'm tired of it. you had Tiger Woods that came in and brought a whole new I never ever even followed golf I never even paid it I didn't even know anything about it until Tiger Woods started playing didn't even know look at tennis Serena and Venus Williams brought a whole new generation of people into tennis and stop with the race stuff

I'm so tired of this this isn't anyone's turf it's everybody's game And she's being really classy about it. I mean, I think she has to be professionally. I mean, I don't know that. That's a hard thing to do. But her own teammates, what are the coaches doing? What is her coach doing? I'd be whooping my players' asses if they were not out there with the camaraderie and helping her up and defending her a little bit here.

This is where men are better than women. Because women stupidly believe that there's a scarcity of opportunity. And the sad thing is, is what you see in the WNBA is what you see with women in any industry. You have all of these caddy. I can sit here and tell you one day I will name check some of the caddiest chicks that are in politics. You would, and some of them were the biggest, shiniest crosses going on Fox News. And they are some of the, and you see them on CNN or AB's. And they are some of the catiest chicks you will ever meet in your life.

Always backbiting, always cutting people down, always trying to go around. And it's the same with the WNBA. This isn't just something with WNBA. This is a problem with women. That's the thing. You're just seeing it spill out. And then there's the additional layer of race and sexual identity involved in it. This is a problem with women, though.

Men don't do this. Like, men will foul each other and they'll have problems. And then they play their game and then they leave the drama. Like they don't continue to perpetuate. And they will help each other out. They have camaraderie. They have teamwork. Women don't do that.

And you want to know who puts women back? Women do. Women put women back. Just like it's women who didn't want to watch WNBA. It's women who didn't want to go to the games. And now you're making it to where women don't want to have anything to do with it now because they see that petty stuff in their workplace every single damn day. Why do they want to go and watch it on the court?

What horrible sportsmanship? And what a horrible advocacy and representation of this sport to all other girls. I loved basketball when I was in high school. I tried out every single year. I was varsity, every other sport. But I could not be varsity basketball. I was a horrible basketball player. And I have no idea why.

But I loved this sport. And it was so fun. It's just horrible. What kind of message is this sending to young girls? That, well, if you make it up to a certain point, you have to forfeit any kind of support or teamwork or camaraderie because that's just par for the course that goes along with it because other women are jealous of what you got. This is a problem with women first and foremost.

And then I think the race and the sexual identity come after, but it is a woman problem. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.