The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Heckler Hero

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

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Dana Lashes, Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Man, this is the worst disguise I've ever seen. A Florida man in Tampa decided to put on his best dress to go and steal himself a boat on Wednesday afternoon, according to the Clayton County Sheriff's Office. Just after 3 p.m., deputies were investigating a stolen boat in the O'Kalusa Lodge in Lakeport. They said deputies were surveying the area can, and they spotted the suspect, identified as Joshua Kolkota at 33 years old.

He left his house as a lady to disguise himself. He did not want to be caught by the police. And he was arrested for the stolen boat, the theft of a John Deere Gator vehicle. And he also had two warrants out on his name. And they're working with Seminole police to help identify some of these other stolen items. he is in the worst wig ever and that dress is heinous. Let's put that out there. That is one ugly man.

It was unconvincing. I don't know if one can put that picture up on the screen. Well, Juan's getting it. I mean, that haircut is heavy and is in need of some serious layering. I am not convinced. And what is up with them icy highlights? Like, what, I actually do it. I don't, man, I don't know.

That's it. If you're going to try to dress as a woman to disguise yourself, like, be convincing. You know, like, we ain't asking for a lot. You gave your face that day. A Florida man passed out in the turn. Lain starts singing to the radio and he's arrested for suspected, really, you think? D-U-I. Also, in Tampa, Florida man was found passed out behind the wheel of his truck in the middle of a turn lane.

And Mary County Sheriff's Office, when they arrived on the scene, he broke into song. David Boos, he was unresponsive when they first got there. And then as they awoke him, he began to sing along to the radio and, quote, showed signs of impairedness. Really? Deputies ordered him out of the truck. they asked him, this is the best. No, it's not. It's bad, but it's funny. They got him, they asked him to get out of the truck and they go, how much did you have to drink that night tonight? And he said, quote, not enough. The deputy responded, I would disagree with that. When they asked him to perform a field sobriety test, he denied and he refused to provide a breath sample at the jail. But he was clearly inebriated. And yeah, it didn't go well for him. We have our third hour on the way we got culture we got some stuff in bc we got 2024 november stick with us uh people who help bring you free radio include the folks over at kel tech you guys are very familiar with a sub 2k which is their

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however they rule, can't go to trial probably before the fall. And now we come to exactly what they're considering here, which is the question of whether a president has absolute immunity. And then there's a second question here, which is whether anything that Donald Trump is accused of would actually constitute a presidential act implicated in the immunity question. Yeah. Just making sure you're okay.

Is everything okay? We hear someone yelling. Yeah, it's fine. We have a heckler here. I've got to say they obviously have been following the David Pecker testimony. They're yelling fake news. And they obviously want viewers to know that Donald Trump lied about JFK's assassination, tried to blame Ted Cruz.

He's yelling fake news also because Donald Trump lied along with David Pecker. He's so affected. They worked together to lie about. Kane's dying because there was a troll that literally just rolled the whole MSNBC morning show crew. That guy, what exactly? Was he saying something fake news?

Yeah, you're fake news. Your fake news. At first I didn't know what he was saying when I heard it. I'm like, what is he saying? Yeah, you're fake news. That truth is painful to the media. And they were just like going on trying to act like he wasn't back there. That guy, I feel like deserves a medal, really.

You know, I just, first off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. we are at the top of this third hour and apparently we got tornadoes rolling through Texas it's super easy to be on air and focus when you got all your kids out there in tornado land but anyway so everybody be safe out there right and this I was thinking about this

you can listen to the show by the way coast to coast you can stream it simulcast which you're watching the simulcast simulcast with the radio show you can catch on 347 direct TVX all the other platforms I really, you know how some people you can get stickers made up or like cards made up or how people put ducks on people. What is that? When people put ducks on people's cars, have you guys seen that? What is that? It's like a thing. Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. See if you know what that is? Hang on. I got to, because it's not a Jeep thing either. I don't think. Like, apparently, okay, so, well, maybe it's just a Jeep thing. Apparently if you get a duck, it is a show of respect for your car from another Jeep owner. Jeep owners have their own world. Jeep owners have their own world. Yeah, that's true.

There's like, you do the Jeep wave and all this stuff. They have their own thing. And I love it because I Google this and somebody goes, why do people keep putting ducks on my car? Usually it's like nice for it. It's a Jeep thing. It's called Jeep ducking. Really? It is.

You know what, Kane? Be careful when you say that. We got a lot of bad things that are happening in this world. So if somebody, if a grown man wants to place a proper doctor. on another grown man's Jeep. Let him. Okay? Let him do an act of kindness.

Let the bras have their moment, okay? Although this sounds like a chick thing, if I'm being real. Like, I don't care if y'all have guys do it. But y'all guys did not come up with this. This was a chick that did this. Yeah, it seems like it. Now, is there a law that it would violate? I don't know.

There's no law. I don't think so. Yeah, so I don't see if there's an issue with this. Apparently, they are badges of pride for the Jeep folks. I used to have a Jeep. I had a jeep for a long time. And you put them on the dash for other people who drive jeeps to see. So if you get ducked, then you put the duck on your dashboard.

It's like a... Got it. Yeah, it's like a, I don't know. It's like one of them sticks. It's like getting a bucket sticker, right? How many books you read? How many ducks you got, right? Something like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if someone leaves a duck on your Jeep, it's like it means you've been ducked and somebody likes your Jeep and wanted to make you smile. Kane's favorite topic is the ducking. No, it isn't. It's called ducking, Jeep ducking. Okay. Ducking.

Have we not exhausted? No, it's a new word. We're learning it today. It's educational. This thing? Yeah. We haven't exhausted this yet? No, we haven't.

Okay. And apparently, sometimes if you sell your Jeep, the ducks go with it. Oh, really? That's a new one. I don't know. Is that like Kelly Blue Book? Like it adds value? I don't know, but can I also say that if you've got all the ducks up in your dash,

I'm going to immediately assume that you are a hoarding cat lady with like 50 cats and you're a hoarder because it looks something like hoarders would do. Have you seen the images of it? Right. Of like a million people that have like a million ducks in their windshield. They could afford to give a duck or two. It just looks like you look like a hoarder. I mean, a couple is okay, but you don't need it from end to end lined up.

That's a little much. You know what I'm saying? That seems like that's a lot. And you can't take turns at that point, or they're falling out at the side. Yeah, but I don't know. But yeah, if you get a little duck like that, that's what it means. And they're actually called Jeep ducks. People pay to get this done.

Anyway, I would do this with like little inexpensive metals. So if I see someone being like the real MVP that day, I would give them like a, a a great job citizen medal. You know what I'm saying? Like that guy, I'd be like, sir, sir, can I speak to you for a moment? And then on my phone, I would play like some award music, like pomp in circumstance or something like that. And as that played, I would bequeath the individual. I would lay the medal around their neck.

Great job, sir. It's your citizenship medal. Good citizenship. And I'd walk away. Maybe Olympic style theme as you're putting the metal right on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'd have it ready to rock on my phone. Yeah, I like it.

I don't know how many, because it's every, it's not often, but every now and then I see something where I'm like, yeah, good job. And it's usually something like this. But, yeah, that guy out there, oh, fake news. And he just, he rolled the whole morning show there. He got Joe Scarborough all upset. And Joe Scarborough had to, like, like, he was talking like that dude could hear him. Wouldn't he?

Yeah. Well, I just, this guy's probably upset. kind of tall tall, like the dude could hear him. Yeah, a dude couldn't hear him. Come on. This is ridiculous, y'all. So it looks ridiculous. So anyway, I'm just saying I would like, like a citizenship.

And you know, you could put them on your rear view mirror when you get one. Right. Right? Yeah, like, and you're walking in the parking lot and you see one of those medals and you go, wait a second, you double take. That person performed a good deed. That's a good citizenship medal. so I'm just saying I'd probably do or like that union worker audio we played yesterday and the guy was like you know what would you tell Joe Biden

he's like yeah I'd tell him to blah blah blah can't even say it be like sir and then play the music lay the metal around his around his head you're a good citizen well done sir that's it right a good deed deserves a good recognition dost thou agree radio land yes I'm actually not even joking. I think I actually want to do this.

We should always acknowledge good deeds. That's how we get more good deeds. Yeah, but I'm one of the kids who has to have a sticker in order for it to count. I need a visible measure of it so I can not brag personally, but it can look like it's something, you know? You know what I mean? Like if you can see it, I don't need to brag about it. It's like all the emblems and stuff that you get with Dark Tide, right? You get your skull frame if you kill like however many hundreds of thousands of bad dudes.

And I got a skull frame, right? I don't need to brag that I've killed a lot of stuff. I got my skull frame that does it for me. So see, that's what the metal does. It does it for you. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So I thought pandas were like funny because they're a total funny chaos whenever you look on social media, right?

If you see anything about pandas that come up, that's usually what it is. This is a story out of China where apparently Pandas attacked a zookeeper in front of screaming onlookers. The pandas ran towards a zookeeper. She appeared with snacks. One of them bitter ankles knocked her to the ground. Then they were climbing over, burying her underneath them. They pawn at her head.

She's wooling side to side trying to get them off, not happening. And they say, well, these are highly unusual. So they had to have another zookeeper go in and help her. but yeah was it the snacks like what was it because aren't they supposed to be friendly i don't know they're they're adorable looking aren't they supposed to be friendly i think they're bears yeah but they're pandas yeah but they're pandas though can someone explain to me why this happened or how nestley destroyed two million peri bottles because fecal bacteria was discovered in one of its wells oh there's it they said literally this are

article starts with it's Ivy, it's Ivy Times. If you had a gold class of Perrier recently, not to alarm you, there's a big chance that you probably drink some fecal bacteria. French officials demanded that they stopped using one of their wells in God, south of France, due to contamination concerns. That's so gross. Again, I just, I like get a little Zarka water. I like, or if I have to, Aquapana or Fiji. I just, I need to know if it's human or animal. What are they talking about?

It's species. Does it matter? Yeah, because the difference would be a human's pooping in the well? Is that what's happening? It's France. I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, I don't know. Who knows?

Scientists forge an impossible material, a metal alloy with unmatched strength and toughness in all temperatures. It's actually pretty cool. They said that it's researchers in the U.S. It's super strong and tough. They can retain these properties at both extremely low and high temperatures, which is unusual. It's composed of a bunch of stuff I can. can't say and also titanium. And it's great for aerospace

engines and other things that are awesome. Do you want me to tell you what it is? Niobeum, tantalodum, Heffanium. Sounds like Adamantheon. Yeah, it's basically that. It's it. It's made of Wolverine stuff. That's all you guys

need to know. All right. City removes and preserves a Chicago rat hole after after complaints from the neighbors. It's an infamous rodent-shaped sidewalk dent that was removed and preserved this morning. And it's called the Chicago Radhole.

It's valuable to those people that live there. They don't got a lot in Chicago with all the crime and all that stuff. So let the people have their damn rat hole. Okay? Let them have it. It first went viral in January and they made a makeshift shrine because that's what people do, including a framed photo of it, a cardboard coffin and coins thrown across the sidewalk. People literally would wait in line down the block to see it.

Chicago. Stick with us. Speaking of metals, I wasn't going to go this route. I start, Juan's like, great. What is she doing now? Does she give me this element? Do I have these assets? I'm sorry.

Let me pull this up. It just made me think of it. I ended up saving it because I thought maybe I'll talk about this. Maybe I won't. It's one of those things that I saved. I'm like, well, if I talk about it, it'll be on a Friday when it's a little more cash. So that Ginger. Harold.

from Britain, the guy who comes over here and acts like he's Prince, I don't know, that you know what I'm talking about, Winge and Ginge. Prince Harry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Winge and Jinge. Him and his briefcase girl. Anyway, so he presented a Soldier of the Year award to U.S. combat medic. And he said, I don't understand why we're having a British dude give an award to a U.S. soldier. that was weird to me but then he did this cringe video well we don't need to play it but if Juan freezes it we'll show you

where he was standing according to the Daily Mail he was standing at the back door of his Montecito Mansion his Olive Garden McMansion yeah and he was wearing all his little medals on his thing you know like the North Koreans do all his little medals on his thing I don't even know what they're all for a whole line of them. I'm like, why are you doing, you're like British, no offense. You know, I love my British friends, but like you're in the U.S. and you're giving an award to a, you're a British

dude, you're giving an award to a U.S. soldier. And I guess it was because the person who won it participated in the Invictus games, which is something that he does. And I don't, I don't understand these. Like, apparently his wife out there is out there selling crappy. jam. He's with all of his medals. We're watching. You guys can't see it, but now you guys can't watch. See, he's got all his medals there. He's British. That's his back porch of his Montecito

Olive Garden Mansion. Unlimited stick. And he's there giving an award to a U.S. soldier. Is that weird? Or am I being just, or am I allowing my extreme dislike of him? It's weird color everything. And I think it has to do with him wanting to Americanify

himself. Yeah, but he doesn't bring his Brit stuff over here to do it. I agree with that 100%. Boy, those medals look impressive, though, didn't they? Like the North Koreans do. You know, just where they, they have all their bling. The North Koreans treat their medals like a flare at TGI Friday, right? Like, how many pieces of flare do you have?

Or like, uh, office space, right? How many pieces? You have to have eight pieces of flare. And his wife, who desperately wants to get into politics, has been, she created, give me, indulge me for a moment, indulge me. She created this stupid company that has a weird name and she's selling crappy looking jam with labels improperly attached to it. And she's been giving people baskets of wilted flowers, bruised lemons and bad jam.

And that's like her thing. She doesn't even have any products, but she came out with a company. I get Hunter Biden vibes from these two. Like major Hunter Biden vibes. Maybe, you know, they're not total. well, he's, he, maybe she isn't, but he did. Maybe snort and crack off a hooker's backside. I don't know.

That's, there's a joke in there. But it seems, this is so cringe. It's so cringe. They need to stop trying so hard. But anyway, if you guys didn't, if you guys missed the, the story, they were trying to get information about whether or not he was even eligible to be in the United States because of his past admitted drug use and the administration blocked questioning from it. Because he's special.

See, he's special. S-P-E-S-H-U-L special. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.