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Okay, so let me tell you about what Portland's doing.
There's a piece up right now on chapter and verse.
Portland has a, I don't know, a woke tree.
I'm trying to figure out what was going on with their...
Okay, so when you think of a Christmas tree lighting, what usually happens?
Like if your town has a Christmas tree, like what happens?
Tell me...
Usually you find a central location in the city and the town.
They get this giant tree.
They install it and then they go forward with decorating.
And they'll sing Christmas songs and stuff, right?
Yeah, all the celebratory things around it, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So at the tree lighting ceremony in Portland, they kind of did it differently.
They had a, I mean, what, a thousand or so people.
They were in Pioneer Courthouse Square for the city's 41st annual tree lighting.
And they didn't really, they didn't mention Christmas.
and the event kicked off with, and I'm going to try to get through this, a woman from the
confederated tribes of Warm Springs thanking everyone for coming out on Native American Heritage
Day. And then they referred to the ceremony as the tree lighting. And then the microphone
was handed to another speaker who decided to, who was a Hamas lover and decided to chant, quote,
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genocides going on can I get a free free quote unquote Palestine and then some of the crowd
oh but it gets better then she decided to lead the crowd in the strong woman song is this from
South Park or is this like an actual song what is the strong woman song I don't know
And I guess it's like a Native America.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
It's just not appropriate for a Christmas tree lighting.
You miss the mark here.
You have one job.
And then she goes, I felt it appropriate since we're representing our matriarchs up here.
And in our contributor piece over at chapter and verse, you know, famous Christmas matriarchs, like Jesus, right?
That world.
So then this was like an hour of this.
they had a couple of Christmas carols at the beginning
and then it kicked into the Hamas stuff
I don't know
then they had the mayor address the crowd
bring out Santa Claus and then they switched on the tree
apparently they didn't even say Christmas
they just said tree
it's the tree
man it's not like that
so there's a town nearby where we are called Great Vine Texas
the main street you can't even walk down it it's so bright and like the coated coated with lights
it's merry christmas baby jesus nativities santa you got trees you got everything and it's
they call it the christmas capital of texas it is king you know that you know that street
tell the folks how bright that them lights are yeah it would put it would put the vacation home
to shame christmas vacation yeah
It makes Christmas vacation look like amateur hour.
So why does it, I mean, what's the problem in saying Christmas tree?
Don't do it if you're not, if you're going to do this stupid stuff.
No one wants to hear you up there forlating Hamas.
Nobody cares.
Get down.
Like nobody cares about all your, you know, you're ridiculous.
Do they actually have a Christian up there on the stage?
I'm curious.
Was an actual Christian on the Christmas tree stage?
You got this terrace, this terrace bee up there.
With her flag of a non-existent entity, I don't know. I'm just, I'm curious.
Why does it, and people were asking, why does it have to be so divisive? Why is everything so,
well, that's the left. That's what the left does. They have to ruin everything.
So I don't know if they actually had any real Christians up there, you know, talking about the Christmas tree, as it were.
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Today is World AIDS Day, and I've got some very good news for you.
Today, the UK becomes the first NATO country to open up every single role in our armed forces
to people living with HIV and on treatment, meaning that they can't pass the virus on.
This is a substantial milestone.
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the Terrence Higgins Trust and the British HIV Association. So I'm curious. First off,
this isn't Britain. You know, I guess the prevailing thought is, if you don't fight, you can't
bleed. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with you. Top of the second hour. The chat's
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So this is a real thing.
I'm not making this up.
It's, um, it is from the Ministry of Defense.
It's in Britain.
And they're described as secure at home and strong abroad official acts channel for
the UK Ministry of Defense.
And they're talking about World AIDS Day.
And in their post on X, they say the UK is proud to become the first no-tonation.
to open up every single role in our armed forces to people living with HIV on treatment.
You know, because it's super easy to get the treatment in an active war zone,
meaning they cannot pass on the virus.
So their idea, I mean, seriously, if you're in an active war zone,
how do you get a consistent supply of your treatment?
Anybody?
What is the cost of this also?
Is the, does the, I mean, this is Britain,
does the British taxpayer have to foot the bill for treatment?
You know, I keep, you know, the song I have in my head right now is the AIDS song from Team America.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
How bad is they recruiting?
I mean, if you're diabetic, you know, screw you, you can't enter.
But AIDS, come on in.
If you have, like, flat feet to the point where you have orthotics, you can't come in.
But if you've got the Hiv, come on in.
You know, I'm trying to wrap my mind.
around this. How do you? And then NATO? Where's NATO on this? I mean, I don't know. They said,
we're the first NATO nation. Well, yeah, you're the only one. You're going to be the only one.
Imagine you're out on the battlefield and you're trying to, you know, you're a medic and you're trying
to patch up some dude that got blowed up and, you know, what if he's got the hiv and what if he can't
get treatment? I mean, how do you get treatment in an active war zone? You know, it's real easy
to get the stuff they need, right? This isn't hell divers. You can't just like,
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it works. Doesn't work like this. Stop it. Oh, wait, I need to make sure that in my stratagems, I get the
Hiv treatment. Get the Hiv treatment that's just blasted down on. Oshahune, is that the correct? Yeah?
You're not even listening. What are you doing over there? No, not you.
so i'm just trying to understand this how this king would you what i mean you know i just think of all
the industries where blood could happen it's the military so i don't understand are they really
like are they avoiding conscription by doing this or what are they what's the effort here it's like
if it's a bad policy, the U.K. wants it.
The dumber, the better.
I, they, surely they, I mean, this is the stupidest things I think I've ever seen in my life.
And it's also such a, like, small number of people as well.
I don't know.
And by the way, apparently it costs British tax, it would cost British taxpayers
about 400,000 pounds in treatment costs per patient.
and that is according to the UKHSA.gov.uk.
Hmm.
So are you supposed to tell people,
hey, it's not a big deal if you're a risky lifestyle choices
that in which you engage results in you catching a disease
that would ultimately cost the taxpayer 400,000 pounds
and treatment costs per patient?
You have the option of just not going in the military.
You also have the option of just not being a drug user or a whore.
there is that
Dana that's so mean
what am I supposed to do
be like oh poor you
who knew that you could get all these diseases
by you know
screwing everything with a pulse
who knew
I just can't believe
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I mean
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It's time for Dana's Quick 5.
I'm pretty sure, Kane, is this an anime?
Species in Chernobyl and the Chernobyl disaster zone is mutating,
and it feeds on nuclear radiation.
It's a black fungus.
The blob.
That's what it sounds like.
They, the mutants of Chernobyl.
It's apparently a dark fungi and it displays a radiation hunting behavior.
So it didn't just survive the fallout.
It now grows faster when radiation is present and actually moves towards it.
that's insane and it gets it has a radiation eating superpower that is it's given from melanin the name of the
i'm not going to say this right the fungus is the c sphero spermanumum sounds yeah it sounds legit
uh let's see a man was killed by a tree that fell on him while snow blowing
yeah it is that time of year oh this was this is sad it's in minnesota
National Weather Service. A man was killed by a tree that fell on him. Wednesday morning. The 69-year-old was found by his wife and the high winds. The tree was covered by heavy wet snow, just made for a disaster. Let's see. This, a lost generation of news consumers survey show teenagers dislike the news media because it's garbage. That's why it's absolute garbage. No shock there. No shock. Also, the last supermoon of the
year. Do you watch this stuff? I don't. That's going to be coming up
in December skies here soon. It's going to be 14% bigger
than the last super moon. Apparently it's Thursday. Stick with us.
More in store. Can I save this story for you? Because you know,
we've confirmed a planet, our, uh, the UN said that they, when the UN says
that they have planetary defenses, what they mean is our planetary defenses. Yes.
So they said that Earth's planetary defenses are going to be observing the
interstellar comet three eye Atlas as it races through our solar.
system somebody said it had a heartbeat what I'm pulling this up okay yeah so hold up here to go
let me pull this up New York Post so there this one dude who's terrifies me because of all
his science stuff he if avie lobe said he's at Harvard he says it has a heartbeat a pulse
that could provide evidence of artificial origin that's basically
turd's got a heartbeat cane oh i mean there's a lot of celestial bodies that give off a frequency and
i know he's a heartbeat oh hmm heartbeat he said the pulses could be periodic thrusts for orbit
corrections or some internal cycle with the spacecraft hmm well i just think they're finally
catching up listen to me aliens let me tell you something come to texas only everybody else is weird
Florida is all right, but be careful
because you've got Florida man down there
and everybody's got machetes.
Tennessee's all right, but
they get real proud of having some better
gun laws than we do, so it makes me mad.
You know, Oklahoma's great, but
it's real windy and flat. They'll see you a mile away.
Just come over here to Texas, because we
got brisket. Just come to Texas,
you know, and
don't go to California. Don't
do that because you'll immediately get
stuck with a fentanyl needle and die.
Don't go to New York because you'll
get killed by a bunch of illegal aliens.
I mean, the dangerous ones.
And just come to Texas.
But I mean, I would be all right with us.
What a nice fun thing for Christmas if it just, you know, that space church just
leop descended and it's like, hello, where's your...
Texas brisket could reduce the amount of abductions.
That's how good Texas brisket is.
Don't abduct me.
Here's some brisket.
Right?
Right.
But I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I don't know.
They said that there is all of these images, they were some of this stuff.
I don't. They said the periodic modulation of its light has to originate from puffs of gas and dust that scatter the sunlight around it.
They said the puffs are periodic like the bloodstream of a heartbeat. And it has multiple jets, which they speculate it could be like advanced artificial thrusters. I don't know. And it looks like maybe an intergalactic Morse code. I don't know. They said if it was a natural comet, comet.
that there would be some indicators for that.
So I don't know.
It's very weird.
I feel like this is a really long setup to something that is a sci-up that they're planning.
Like what?
I don't know.
Like they want a one-world government.
So imagine what would unify the world.
Yeah, all these suckers are on their own.
Hell no.
I would want to enlist the aliens and then make everyone fall in line behind us.
Yeah. I mean, I'm enjoying these little stories and updates and the heartbeats and all this,
but I think that there's a larger sigh up in play with this as the narrative beginning.
You're not wrong to be nervous about that.
Yeah.
You know, but it just needs, just, we're the leaders.
Only come here.
That's all I'm saying.
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