The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Hunter Found Guilty

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Hunter Biden is found guilty of 3 felony gun charges. Dana explains how Hunter Biden broke one of the laws that the Democrats are desperately pushing. Meanwhile, 24-Hour Fitness internal documents show that “Transgender members and team members may use whichever locker room they prefer”. Ugg launches their Pride Month collection and campaign.Please visit our great sponsors:Ammo Squaredhttps://ammosquared.comEnsure you are prepared for whatever comes your way with ammosquared.comBlack Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Goldcohttps://danalikesgold.comGet your free Gold Kit from GoldCo today.Hillsdale Collegehttps://danaforhillsdale.comVisit DanaForHillsdale.com to start your National Survey on Presidential Selection today!KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.Lumenhttps://lumen.me/DANASHOWVisit lumen.me/danashow today for 15% off your purchase.  Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.The Wellness Companyhttps://twc.health/danaUse promo code DANA to save 15%.

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our freedom can never be secured. So long as Sher Jurdner hide, hide, remove marbles from mouth, then speak. Welcome back to the program. Daniel Lash with you. That was the president of the United States. Who, by the way, guys, he's added to an every town event. A mom's demand, Bloomberg creates an astro-turf group on guns

and then acts like it's grassroots. He's on his way to, he's going to be speaking at their little a gun control conference thing that they're having in D.C. That's what he's doing today, talking about gun control. Everybody's out there promoting it. I cited the hashtag on X, so I'm either going to get totally throttled or just

spammed by anti-gun trolls. Welcome to the program, top of the second hour. And you can stream the show, you can do all that jazz. Find us on Rumble. We're over at Rumble everywhere. And Channel 347 DirecTV as well. I don't do not get baited into this debate with the Hunter Biden guilty verdict because as you know,

as we were telling you, he was found guilty of lying on a federal form. It's the form. It's called a 4473. It's the form that you fill out, asks you a bunch of questions like blah, blah, block. Are you our drug user? Have you ever been convicted of, you know, like asking if you're a prohibitive possessors, what it's trying to figure out. Are you legally barred from purchasing or possessing?

Now, there's a reason why, you know, criminals that drive the crime rate don't fill out these forms, as you can obviously see with questions like that. But Hunter Biden, he decided to do something super genius. He wrote a memoir about and merged his, you know, tried to sell his story of drugs and strippers and cocaine. Hookers and blow. That's what they should have called the book. He wrote this memoir, trying to read. rehabilitate himself. And so that he, I guess, so he was going to saw it as like one, you know, two birds, one stone. He's going to make some money off of telling all these stories about himself and then try to

rehabilitate himself as this infant baby. He was seized on by drugs and it wasn't his idea or fault to be hooked on drugs and all this other stuff. And I think, well, it backfired because in the book, he was very, very detailed about how high he was and when he was high and for how long he was high and where he was high at. And so here's the kicker. It turned out when he bought his firearm, that's the literal exact time that he wrote in his book that he was high as a kite. And what's more, they found out that he had withdrawn $800 from an ATM and met with his drug dealer literally hours before he purchased his gun.

and that's according to his own actual text messages to his drug dealer. Now, Cain, let me ask you something. If you are, because the firearms transaction record, the 4473, the question on here, let me scroll down to this question. Oh, here we are. So they ask you in this, you know, they ask your country of citizenship. They ask if you intend to sell it. If you've ever been convicted of, you know, terrorism or all this other stuff.

Right. Drug trafficking. I filled out one or two of those. Yeah, I filled out a lot of these before in my time. I filled out a lot of these forms. They ask, this is question or subsection F. Question 21 subsection F. Here's the question.

Are you an unlawful user of or addicted to marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance. And they also add, the use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized from medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside. So, actually, I don't think that's legal or constitutional, but anyway, go ahead. That's a whole lot of question. Dems the laws.

Dems de laws. So the question, are you an unlawful user of or addicted to? any drugs or other controlled substances. If you had met with your drug dealer hours before, like withdrawn cash to give to your drug dealer for drugs hours before you went to go buy a gun, how would you answer that question if you're being honest? If I'm being honest? Well, I'd have to say, yeah, I mean, if I'm being honest.

But also, if I'm a drug user who just purchased drugs, I'm not going to be honest. Well, that was his initial defense. He's like, the hell do you expect? I'm a drug user. Of course I laid about using drugs. And everyone was supposed to go, well, at least now he's being honest. And I guess let it slide, right?

Who opposes the penalties? Yeah. Lying on the 4473. But he literally, he withdrew money for his drug dealer, for drugs. It's not like he was buying tomatoes from a roadside vegetable stand, you know. He withdrew money from the ATM. four drugs, for his drug dealer, per his text messages, to said drug dealer, hours before he went and bought a gun. And it was the booger sugar, by the way, that he purchased.

Oh, so it wasn't just marijuana. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it literally is on the same day. And so he, that's how he purchased his crack cocaine at 7-11. stores. He was texting his drug dealer. Can you meet me at 7-Eleven now? Hey, this is Junior. The one you got that at the 7-Eleven is one of the guys wrote. And he's like, yeah, can you meet me at the 7-E-11 now? He's like, yeah, you want the same? It's literally what he wrote. I didn't say that, I-G-H-T.

He probably had, you know, get to auto-correct your phone probably, or self-correct. And then Hunter's like, Yeah, I mean, I'm here at the 7-Eleven, blah, blah, blah. Hey, get the Wells Fargo receipt. Here's the Well-Fargo's receipt. By the way, you want to hear something hysterical? So, do you know the Wells Fargo that he went to to go and withdraw the money from? Which one? You know where it's near?

What's it by? The Wells Fargo that he withdrew the money from? Where's the Wells Fargo by? It's near Writtenhouse Station. I'm not. I'm not. It's an ATM labeled written house. It's by written house station. A University of Delaware, student apartment building in Newark, Delaware.

So wait, let me just get this right. Let's put it all together. So Hunter Biden, hours before, he purchases a gun and lies on a federal form, withdraws money from the written house station ATM. Text his drug dealer. I got the money to meet me at the 7-Eleven gets his buger sugar and then goes and buys his gun.

Just. And I point out that there is an impressive amount of evidence that the prosecution had in this case. The amount of evidence is like the amount of gold bullion that Scrooge McDuck has and his giant vault. The jurors were just taken to a big vault

and the door was open and they walked out on a platform and beneath their feet, mounds of evidence. That was it. That's it. Now you wonder why there's the guilty verdict. You don't wonder why. I mean, so yeah, I mean, if you're lying on the form, can I just touch on the fact that it was the written house station ATM? And it just showed up as he got money from Rittenhouse to go and illegally buy a gun

after he snorted some booger sugar after buying it from his drug dealer. Just saying, golly. just the dumbest man alive. This is like the juicy Somelier guys that he hired who walked into the hardware store on camera buying kidnapping supplies, right? Or they had the zip ties and the rope sidebar. If someone ever came, like if you were a cashier and someone came up with that stuff, the first thing I would, I could not be a cashier like at a hardware store or a supermarket

because I would be endlessly judging people. I would be endlessly judging you. Oh, this woman's coming up with Little Debbie's and Chardonnay, Rough Night. I'm just, I mean, judging everybody. So that's what. So we see he's guilty on three different counts, clearly crimes. What again was Trump's crime again, if you had a... I mean, am I make believing and or am I being real?

Well, hopefully being real. Okay, because, I mean, technically there wasn't one. Right. I mean, for which one, the impeachment, they just didn't like him. Right. I'm going to impeach you because that's what morons do in D.C. now if they don't like you. They're like, you're impeached. Oh, the 34 felony counts of what crime?

He paid off a chunky escort to shut up, which isn't illegal. Immoral isn't illegal. If he did. I don't even. by the way I just seriously have you seen how much butter costs I got bigger issues right now okay

apparently bigger issues that don't affect Chonky McChunk who was like the star of the show when she went in to testify just think can I say one more thing it's really mean but I got to get it out of my system or I'm not going to be able to progress this hour your side piece should not be twice

the size of your wife okay uh moving on Dana that's so mean I'm just saying if it were true But there wasn't it. That was him doing whatever he wanted to do with his own money and they were trying to make it into a crime. Don't tell Bill Clinton. I mean, Paula Jones was like, look at my check and turn it into like eight syllables. Look at my cheek. She was like all proud of that. Look at my check. She got money from Bill. Bill gave her money, you know, because he was trying to get her to shut up. That wasn't illegal. The Whitewater stuff was illegal. That wasn't illegal. What he did? Was it immoral? I mean, you know, him I can't blame because he had Hillary at home. I'm not justifying it. Stop. Where are we going?

The whole point is that Hunter Biden, if you just joined us, fun fact, Hunter Biden, hours before he went and bought his gun, pulled money out of his ATM at Writtenhouse Station in Newark and met his drug dealer behind a 7-Eleven. But he answered that question, 21F. He answered that question. No, I'm not on the drugs. Totally. I'm solely tober. Not on the drugs. Keltek.

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That's KeltecWeapons.com. Tell them Dana sent you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So John Fetterman and his wife were involved in a Maryland car crash. This is, thankfully, they're okay. And I say, I mean, Fetterman's the kind of Democrat that we've kind of been like in a little bit. We can work with that, right?

We can work with him on that. They were, this was yesterday. It was in Hancock, Maryland. It happened shortly before, actually was 8 p.m. Sunday, but it was announced yesterday. They were on Interstate 70 in Hancock. And apparently he was driving a Chevy Traverse when he hit the back of an Impala.

They were taken a nearby War Memorial Hospital in West Virginia to be evaluated. He had a bruised and was released. Like, we don't need getting shaken up anymore right now. So wrapping them bubble wrap or something. I don't know. I don't know like what the circumstances of it that it was in order for that to have it. I don't know. But thankfully, no injuries.

Plant-based ultra-processed foods are apparently linked to an increase in heart deaths. Vegan fake meats. Also probably not the shot either. But you know what? If it's not actual protein, it's garbage. Don't sell me your plant protein. I don't care what it is. Don't. Done with it. If it's not animal protein, it ain't protein.

But all of this, like, fake meat, I mean, people realize that that's, like, that's so ultra-processed. It's so bad for you. Doc workers have canceled bargaining and threatening to strike at a number of U.S. ports, according to the Wall Street Journal. The union that represents workers at ports from Maine to Texas has canceled labor talks in a row over use of automated machinery. So a bunch of different terminals like the ones in Elizabeth. New Jersey, Port of New York and New Jersey, all this. It's the dock workers at East America's

Coast and Gulf Coast seaports. And the International Longshoremen's Association, they were the ones who canceled talks for Tuesday today in Newark. They said they don't like the automated machinery at some of the ports. It violates labor agreements. And also, let's see, Jill Biden's 3,600 mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000 to us, taxpayers. That's what we were asking. yesterday. World Beater Cow fetches 4 million at an auction. The animal is described

as closest to perfection. What? I didn't What? That's a thing. So apparently that's a, I don't know. That's the way it is. It's a 2,400 pound something. I don't know. It's a huge

I can't even pronounce the name as cow. It's a fancy cow, right? Guinness World Records sold for the equivalent of 4.38 million in Brazil. It's a prize-winning cow. Fancy cow. All right, we got a lot more on the way. Stick with us.

Now, because it's alphabet, excuse me, alphabet month, you know, Memorial, or not Memorial Day, but D-Day only gets a day this month. And Day. Alphabet, how you have sex, gets a whole month. 24-hour fitness

internal documents show, and this is Carlos Tachiris, who has this story, show that transgender members and team members may use whichever locker room they prefer and that pride and BLM expressions are allowed all year, but the flag in U.S. logos are only for certain holidays. And they say that member privacy, transgender individuals do not always have to basically tell you that they're transgender.

You just got to just believe. They don't have to prove anything to you. And they said that religious concern. What if a member or team member states they have religious objections to sharing the locker room with a transgender member or team member? And the answer to this is a member's or team members's religious beliefs do not trump a transgender members or team members right to equal and full access to the club. So if a dude who identifies as a woman wants to take his wang out in front of you and show you as lady balls in the locker room, you've got to go along with it. Doesn't matter what you believe. Doesn't matter if you feel threatened.

You're a bigot if you do. True. is this not this is wild and they said no proof is required uh for gender affirmation or anything like that and they said that if you require someone who is transgender to use the the facility to which their bits are from then you're violating their right to privacy but you're not violating the right to privacy of like the women or the dudes or anybody else they have zero concern for safety or comfort in their and these are memos that were circulated within the company. Wow.

I wouldn't want to go there. Can you just be a gym? Yeah. I mean, you have no right to make women feel uncomfortable and threatened. If a guy out on the street were to drop trow and show you his Frankenbeams, that's an arrestable offense. But if he goes, wait a minute, I'm a woman, and he does it in the locker room, you're the bigot if you feel uncomfortable. Right. And we all know that no one ever would exploit that rule at all whatsoever to pray upon anybody, right? We all know that. It's just, it's just wild to me. But that's, that's, that's,

that's the, that's the way it is. Now, can we talk about the ugg stuff? Jeez, I can't even live talking about ugs. What? I don't hate ugs. I have a pair of house slippers that are, that are Ugs. I never wear them outside of my house. There's several things I will not wear outside of my house. I agree with the late Carl Lagerfeld, who said that sweatpants were a sign of giving up in life if you wear them out publicly. If you want to wear joggers, fancy sweatpants, I just don't like sweatpants. I don't like any of that out in public. I don't care. If you're going to the store, you know, no one's asking you to dress up like you're going out to a fashion show, but do dress up like we are a civilized society and, you know, just saying, don't wear pajamas out.

And I don't, Uggs only make sense to me in a casual setting during the winter. And I only think that the boots make sense. All their other shoes are weird looking. Everything, what is up with the platform stuff? Why does every woman want to look like a damn Clydesdale? Why do you want to clomp around like a giant horse? Quank, qualk, quack, quack, I hate the big giant platforms. Your feet look enormous and it makes your legs look like chicken legs.

Stop it. I think that platform shoes are a sigh up on women. to make you look stupid. All right. So Ugg partnered with the, Do we have video of this dude? Do we? Oh yeah, there's video.

It's on my rundown. I don't know who this guy is. He has said before that quote, little girls are kinky. And if a dude uses a bathroom, and the woman feels uncomfortable, it's her fault.

He's a dude. He's a hairy dude. They're butt lighting themselves. And, uh, I don't know why they feel like they got to use this guy. His name's a Locke Minon, and they're using him for Alphabet Month, and they've got a video of him running around.

I think he skinned Oscar the Grouch for a coat, and he's running around in a pink dress. And, like, literally show, yeah, show some of this video, Juan. We probably can't play the audio. You can show the video. I can't play the audio because they'll cite us for copyright violations. So they're using this guy to promote Ugs, the shoes. What?

I'm trying to understand this. That doesn't make me want to buy your shoes. They have a whole page for this guy on their Ugg website. The problem is trying to understand it. Does he wear shoes differently because he thinks that he's a girl? and he wants to, I don't know, do you wear shoes on your hands? Is that how you wear shoes? I identify is wearing my uggs on my hands. Look, it's ugg hands. I don't, like, what, is that what it is it? They're shoes. It doesn't make sense. So they say

it's about his collection and it's about his shoes are ugly. It's the intersection of self-expression and pride fashion. And it just sounds like all words. word salad. Like, we live in a world that's taught us that we can only belong if we minimize ourselves. No one's thinking that you're minimizing anything. So he has, he made a really, a dress that looks like he skinned a Muppet. This is 100% real Muppet. It's this pink dress that he's wearing, 100% real Muppet.

And then he's got these weird, ugly platform grandpa slippers. And no woman in her right mind would wear that, by the way. I don't know. I think it's ugly. Why do we got to do this stuff? Also, can I be real? I've met gay people.

They're gay people that are, I'm related to some of them. Isn't the stereotype that they have taste, typically? That stereotype kind of came from somewhere, right? I don't think he's gay. I don't believe you because you are too damn tacky. I don't believe you. Prove it.

Go kiss that dude. Prove it. It's a piece of flair. It's a piece of flair. It's so ugly. Do you see this stuff? It's so ugly. Why would you want to do that? Nobody wants to wear that.

No, you know, the only people are going to buy that are him. Look at this jacket. It's 100% Oscar the Muppet. I can't deal. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.