The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Islamist Propaganda Pins U.S. For Bombing Girl's School

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right. I saw a couple of really crazy Florida Man stories that I'm going to just bypass right over right now.

Let's do this one. So this guy, an Apple Air Tag led to the arrest of a Cape Coral man accused of stealing a Jeep from a gas station. So I have a love-hate relationship with those things. because I think they're incredibly helpful in certain aspects, but I also think that's a way that you can be, like, preyed upon, right? Yeah, technically. Yeah?

I mean, anything. I mean, you can use anything as nefariously if you want to, but you're right. It weirds me out. I mean, this was a story where it helped out the victim rather than help create, because I've read them, I read like in stocking situations, like they're used in stocking cases. A Cape Coral man stole a car from a gas station, and then Cape Coral officers received. responded to the gas station. It was a black Jeep wrangler. And the victim said he was inside the store. Vehicle was stolen. He had an apple air tag attached to his keys and it pinged at the residence.

So apparently the guy didn't know what it was and he just left him on the keys. So yeah, they got the guy. It was like one of the easiest, that seems like one of the easiest investigations ever. So in some of those instances, yeah, I do think that it's like it's very helpful, right? Maybe you could put like an apple, hide an apple tag in your vehicle and things like that. But then at the same time, would that encourage vigilanteism? Because, would you, I would call the cops and then also respond myself. That's me. I legit would. I would be rolling up with maybe one eighth of my gear.

I'm not kidding you. I'd be rolling up and be like, why'd you steal my car? But, you know, let's see. A Florida man called 911. I can't actually, well, he says there's a big blank python at my door, big A double snakes python, Riviera Beach in Florida. So a guy tries to go out the front door of his townhouse, but he can't because there's a giant python stretched across the walk. He doesn't know what to do, so he calls 911, and he says, oh my gosh, there's a big, blank python blocking my exit. So the Riviera Beach police, they responded. They found two men trying to handle the situation themselves. One had a shovel, one

had a gun. So they took over the rescue operation, and they got it. They got the snake out, but that's actually hysterical. And that was a huge snake. It did take all two people. do it. The Pallywood stuff. All of the Pallywood stuff. I don't know if you guys have seen some of this because you had this narrative that the U.S. had bombed a girls hospital. And as it turned out, it was one of their dippy made like rockets that did. Did you guys hear that story? They were trying to say that the United States did it. Oh my gosh. Look what the United States did. And then all the media was running with it. MSNBC was running with it. Everybody was running with it. They bombed the school school and tried to blame the United States. And then it took, what, two days for the truth

to come out, but then it would only get like maybe a quarter of the attention that the lie did. Maybe of that. But they were blaming it. They said like this, this is Al Jazeera, which by the way is owned by Qatar. Quote, Iran holds mass funeral for girls and staff killed in the U.S. Israel school attack. The girls' school targeted was deliberate. They went on and on

and on about this. It is all over. It is all over. And there's still, some people are still doing it. There are anchors. There were news, there were commentators and podcasters that were all repeating this. But as it

turned out it was an Iranian rocket. We don't target civilians. In fact, that's what Caroline Levitt had actually just said. And this, she's held a press availability. And no, we did not target a girl school. This was one of the first questions that she was asked about, actually. I'm going to put this in slack. Because this is how far this went. And this is the media that's asking this question to perpetuate this false narrative. And as it turns out, it was an Iranian rocket that Iranian munitions, if you want to talk about their shoddy manufacturing, that's what did it. If we can play what I just dropped in there, that would be. So yeah, they've been blaming the United States. The IRGC blamed them. They said, oh, this is the United States. They'll pay a

heavy price. But it was in southern Iran and it was their own, they had to admit the Iranian foreign minister had to finally admit it. Go ahead and listen to this. Did the United States airstrike at girls elementary school and kill 175 people? Not that we know of Sean and the Department of War is investigating this matter. And I would just tell you very strongly, the United States of America does not target civilians, unlike the rogue Iranian regime, that targets civilians, that kills children, that has killed thousands of their own people in the past several weeks, and uses propaganda quite effectively. And unfortunately, many people in this room have fallen for that propaganda.

So I would caution you from pointing the finger at the United States of America when it comes to targeting civilians, because that's not something that these armed forces do. Reagan. Yeah, it was an Iranian, not a rocket, I should say a missile. It was an Iranian missile that actually misfired. and it hit that girl's school. Yeah. Gavin Newsom went out and promoted this.

So now you're going to start seeing that these community notes on a lot of these posts because, I mean, this is crazy. The IRGC blamed them, but it literally was a misfire from Iran. Now, you say it was intentional, not a misfire. I do. Why is that? Well, because I've seen them. So far, this isn't the only one. They have several different cities in their region, several different areas that either all of them are the mistakes or they're targeting their own people.

They're targeting citizens of their enemy too just over the borders. They did this back in 23 after October 7th because they were trying to say that Israel bombed what hospital was it? They bombed a hospital and it killed 500 people. but as it turned out, and this was confirmed by the Pentagon, it was actually an Islamic jihad rocket. It was one of Hamas's stupid little rockets. And it was in a hospital, but it hit a parking lot. And it was a parking lot that was like half a block over from the hospital,

and the hospital wasn't actually touched. It was the parking lot. And they just made up the number of casualties. They couldn't even actually confirm that there were any. That is insane. These terrorists make up these numbers in order to push the propaganda, like what we're seeing right here, where our own media is asking our press secretary about a false story that's been around the world twice before the truth got a fan's up.

By the way, do you know, too, that the elementary school is close to an IRGC base, like right by it? Now, I realize that sometimes that happens, but that's purposeful when it concerns Iran, Islamist, Iran, Gaza, Hamas, because they use that. They put, they put their headquarters and their munitions and all of this, specifically in civilian sensitive areas to use them as a shield. That's a war crime. This is not just organically located. They do it on purpose. So it was Iran, not the U.S., and that's a number of a million war crimes that Iran has committed. You know how most makeup makes you look done, but not necessarily like yourself? I get so tired of products that cover everything up and it leaves product on my skin and it makes it dry and cakey and makes you feel like you're wearing a mask. So that's why I tried Jones Road Beauty's miracle bomb. You just warm up a small amount of product with your fingertips.

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All right. So first up, this, it's an airplane seat that has people very upset. It's called the Cheek Splitter. The Cheek Splitter 9,000. It's, yeah. There were 8,000 more? What? There was like eight versions of this before?

Apparently. So apparently this was on a flight. Is this Japanese flight? Yeah, it looks like that. So they have like a hump right in the middle of the seat. Why? I don't know why this is. They said it's to keep...

Apparently somebody said it's to keep homeless pilots from occupying the cockpit. I don't know. They, they... I don't even know what... What is this? I don't know what I'm looking at. I don't understand this. this seat. People said that they were perplexed, but it's been on a number of like airline

seats. It's the bifurcated butt pad, apparently. I don't know. But they said that it's a quirk of aviation safety and it's, you know, basically the said chair is permanently out of service and nobody can ever sit there. So why would you not just move the seat entirely? And they said that it's the first, usually the first row of coach and it's a blah, blah, blah, safety concerns. So instead of just, they just put that, they put that there to like as a bear. so no one sits there. Or you could just put don't sit here on it instead of that. I don't know.

The cheek splitter. Oh my gosh. Man, Donnie wants to raise revenue by ticketing New Yorkers and everybody else. So they want a speed camera operator, all of this stuff, what temporary tags, oh, they just got a red light camera that inked a $1 billion deal with the city. Wow. And they said, well, they lose tens of millions and unpaid fines because, you know, the company that runs our red-lead cameras, they can't catch cars with temporary tags.

So now they're going to, everything's getting tax. Everything's getting a fees. How are people still there? How were they there during COVID? Everybody that I think had since left during COVID. United Airlines plane burst into flames at an emergency LAX landing evacuation was ordered. That's never good. They were able to get it under control.

They got everybody out. They said all 256 pounds. passengers and 12 crew members were they used the slides they slid out of the plane that had to be kind of somewhat fun only one injury somebody cut their finger but that was it everybody else is okay uh let's see billy idles is smoking crack helped him quit heroin oh but you're on the crack okay but you're not on the heroin but you are on the crack it's a documentary called billy idles should be dead i think he's pretty much made of like whiskey and that he's like keith richards right i think he can survive a nuclear blasts

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of when we're gonna get results and I fully anticipate. It won't be until tomorrow. So. This is so dumb. dumb. This is such a dumb. That was so dumb for her to say. Welcome back to the program. We were able to extricate my eyeball

from the attack of the fuzz, by the way. It's just like, I don't know what it is. I'm so, I blinded. I'm like, oh, my gosh. So thank you guys. It's a little drama to start the day. What's, you know, what's new? So, first off, I feel like I got to remind everybody.

Whatever county, so Dallas County is run by, what party came? What party runs Dallas? Democrats, thank you. And Democrats, when they take over these precincts and when they run the party, when they're head of the party and they run the elections, they are the ones who determine, you know, the voting machines, the setup. And as somebody who has volunteered before to like poll watch and that, that's the way that this works. So the party that is in charge of that county, they run the elections, right? So that's the party. that dominates, they're the ones who win the local and municipal elections to run these, or to run the elections essentially. And if there is a problem with it, then that is the party that's running it. The people that are running it, that is the problem. It's not, Republicans aren't able to go in and cheat. That's not how this works. They're not able to go in and mess

with that. This is, Dallas County should have done a better job running their elections. I was looking at, I'm just going to pull up, this is the story that I had. So what they were trying to argue, they were saying that people were showing up to the wrong polling places. And they were trying to blame the Republican Party for it. And this is all it started. So the narrative started with the left on social media and their little websites. And then it just went all the way up now. It's, you know, some leftist media entities are reporting it.

but they're saying that they had they had different precincts and they had different polling places so the problem is that they weren't informed and they were trying to say well it was the Dallas County Republican Party that no no

hold up who runs the elections in this county it's Democrats that run the elections in this county so if you are upset with how your elections were run then you need to talk to the party that was in charge in my county it's Republicans that run it and if you notice And every single one of these areas where there's always a complaint about voting or clarity or lines or operational machines, any of that, there's one common denominator every single time. And that common denominator is that it's a Democrat. It's a Democrat run election every single time.

every single time. So she only has her own party to blame. And here's something else, too. If you want to look at some of the key takeaways to this, and I'm pulling up my giant mound of notes because I was making a lot of notes last night. She wasn't just beaten. She was clobbered. She didn't just get beaten. Let's not men's words. She was absolutely destroyed in elections. I mean, in a lot of the count, in a lot of the areas. She did well in urban areas, but that was about it. In, like, in and around, she just did horribly. She actually did bad. I'm looking at, let me pull this up. So in some of the more, in some of the blue precinct, she actually ended up getting beat in some areas by double digits. In Travis County, which is a very, this is like out, this is, you know, like with Austin and that,

Travis County, very interesting because this is, this is an area that typically, you know, they'll go moderate. go with Democrat primaries, they always go for the craziest Democrat, right? So this is like where Austin is. So this is an area she should have done incredibly well in. This is an area that's considered a bellwether, right? Austin, in terms of primaries for Democrats, it's a solid, reliable blue voting area. It is a solid, reliable, progressive Democrat voting area. Bernie Sanders won this primary in 2020. In fact, it's always the most leftist. candidate in a primary that wins, especially all the way up at that level, presidential level. Bernie Sanders took this.

I mean, it's Trump never does well in this county. She, let me look at this. She ended up with only 23% of the vote compared to James Tala Rico, who came in with 76% of the vote. In fact, the third party candidate, Ahmad Hassan, only got 735 votes in the bluest county in Texas, Travis County. Blue, blue, blue is the day as long. At Tala Rico got 103,985 votes. Jasmine Crockett got 31,989 votes. So it's not, she just got beat every, she wasn't leading anywhere.

She didn't lead anywhere. She was just utterly destroyed everywhere she went. And this wasn't anybody that cheated. It was because her own party is rejecting her. Her own party is rejecting her. They don't want her. And here's something else to consider. And I made this point

when I think it was we were talking about Tala Rico and Pete Buttiguce and who else? John Ossov, Beto O'Rourke, all of these guys have this appearance of being a moderate, but their rhetoric is still insane.

So if you listen, I mean, there's a lot of flashback audio of Tala RICO going around. right now. But the rhetoric that he has if you don't listen to what he says and you just turn the volume off, he looks normal.

Actually, let's do that for a moment. Let's just play just no sound right now. Just play video of him. Because his mannerisms, I'm telling you, even the far left, it doesn't, I'm not talking about race or anything else. The mannerisms of the left and the anger that they have on their face is insane. Now, just

ignore their words at the bottom. Now look at him. He looks like, he looks like he looks like he's he's innocuous right look at him he's not wildly gesticulating he's looking at everyone there's he's there's no riot i mean it's you know uh all of this he looks like he's a normal oh dare i say normal guy but he's not when you listen to what he says you're like holy cow who is this demon all right now we can listen to it because he's talking about how God is non-binary and that abortions are in the Bible and all this insane nonsense. It's crazy. God is both masculine and feminine and everything in between. God is

non-binary. That's not what that mean. That's no. Oh my gosh. No, I mean, they were created man and woman. The Bible is incredibly clear about all of this. Thanks for tuning in to today's of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.