The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Jasmine Crockett Attacks Melania

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. All right. So first,
Starting point is 00:00:17 this is not the way to handle your arrest. A man spits on a cop and then starts slurring him and then really is resisting. I mean, this is not really. I feel bad for cops because this happens every day to cops. Like this is the stuff that they have to deal with.
Starting point is 00:00:34 The guy Troy Green was arrested because he was stealing snacks and liquor from a 7-11 in Volusia County. And the body cam video footage, we can't play any of it because it sounds like a Kendrick Lamar song and we'll get in trouble. By the way, Kendrick Lamar and this guy's out here making everybody fat and giving them all heart disease according to Jamal Bowman. Diabetes. It's my new song. Little diabetes. Sheriff Mike Chipwood condemned the guy's actions. the mom's man publicly apologized. Imagine being 40 years old. Your mom's going to go, I'm so sorry for my child. Wow. He's
Starting point is 00:01:09 behind bars, though, because you can't be doing stuff like that. Let's see. I got more. I wanted to get this. This is the one. This is crazy. This, you know how there's like criticism of FEMA, right? FEMA moves real slow. This is an news investigation. I was looking for the network. It's ABC. So it's WFTS. ABC action news in Tampa Bay. Listen to how crazy this says. So FEMA just apparently now this week delivered a trailer to a woman who kicked the bucket in 2014. What time is it? Yeah, it's
Starting point is 00:01:45 2025. Pascoe County. They finally delivered her FEMA trailer and she's been she has been deaded. She was deaded in 2014. And
Starting point is 00:02:00 the neighbors were like, wait a minute, what's happening here? They, you know, it's kind of a rural-esque area, but, you know, they've had Hurricane Helene and Hurricane Milton and, but the, they said the area is actually 10 feet above sea level. It's not in an Evak zone. They were trying to figure out how in the world the FEMA trailer appeared next door. The neighbors noted it. And then they, it's like a, and then I was reading the process by which these people are having to go to get FEMA to get the trailer back. oh my gosh, just keep it. It's your free trailer now because
Starting point is 00:02:36 oh my gosh, they have to like file a million things. Then they have to meet with like some FEMA administrator and it's not as easy as hey, the lady that you deliver the trailer almost 10 years too late to is no longer here. It's not as simple as that. More than 10 years
Starting point is 00:02:52 too late. And if anyone was ever asked themselves, hey, how does federal government manage emergencies? Right? This is it. This is exactly how do it. It is wild. This is crazy. So, yeah, that's, oh, let's see. Oh, boy. A Florida man, who is also a doctor, was charged after stealing fentany from an ICU patient's IV using a syringe. Yeah. Fort Pierce, Florida. He was found charged with a felony, or they formally charged him with a felony. He removed fentany
Starting point is 00:03:27 from the ICU patient's IV line during a night shift at Florida Longwood Hospital. He's been charged. charged, wow. He withdrew it directly from the IV line using a syringe while on duty in ICU. Actual, like, yeah. And he's was exhibiting unusual behavior observable by colleagues. He's 52 years old. He's an anesthesiologist and critical care physician. And thankfully, they noted, they noted, hospital staff noted discrepancies in the medication dosage. and that's how they I have to say major kudos to that staff for catching that that is wild because I get I bet he thought he was doing it in the most serptitious way possible and he got caught because they were very they were paying very closely close attention and all highly regulated yeah good night so he is charged with the whole bunch of stuff including possession of a controlled substance specifically fentanyl and or a fentanyl derivative I didn't even know there were fentanyl derivatives, did you? I didn't even know that. Drugs, we don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Let's see. And I add one more. A Florida woman chose violence. She decided to go crazy while she was handcuffed on her way to jail. She retrieved a hidden gun from her waist. How did they not get that? She opened fire. She slapped some deputies, kicked him in the neck, all kinds of stuff.
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Starting point is 00:06:02 aren't talking about the lack of integrity when it comes to the president's family's visas. Let me remind y'all that Melania, the first lady, a model. And when I say model, I'm not talking about Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, or Naomi Campbell level, applied for and was given an EB-1 visa. And what that stands for is an Einstein visa. Now, y'all that don't know, let me tell you how you receive an Einstein visa. You're supposed to have some sort of significant achievement, like being a awarded a Nobel Peace Prize or a Pulitzer, being an Olympic medalist, or having other sustained
Starting point is 00:06:38 extraordinary abilities and success in sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics. Last time I checked, the first lady had none of those accolades under her belt. It doesn't take an Einstein to see that the math ain't math in here. Well, first off, that's not accurate. She came in on a regular work visa and then went on after that. So that's, you know, and if she wants to have this conversation, than this fake MI CDS princess and that whatever cupcake hell she's wearing. Look, anthropology, can we just get past the whole peasant dress stuff and the puff sleeves because it's killing my soul?
Starting point is 00:07:13 Thank you. She came in on a regular visa and then she then went to get her EB-1. And by the way, she pretty much, do you know how many languages she speaks? She speaks seven languages. She doesn't have to. Yeah, she didn't have to. Yeah. What were you going to say? Well, the thing, they try to say this Einstein thing is only for Nobel Peace Prize and these academics and all that, but models, artists, performers that have international acclaim are also qualified for this particular visa. And that is exactly how Melania fell under that qualification. Correct. That is exactly how she fell under that qualification. So there was nothing shady here. They're just mad because they hate immigrants. People like Jasmine Crockett, they hate immigrants.
Starting point is 00:08:00 they've been saying this. It really is trying to be the new Maxine Waters because Maxine Waters brought this up first. This is not even an original line of attack. This is something that Maxine Waters actually brought up first. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you
Starting point is 00:08:17 here right at the top of the third hour. And you can find us. Channel 347 is how you can watch the radio program. And of course you can find the chat over at Rumble. And she came over, in fact, years before her, 12 years before her parents did. And she was on proper visa. She was on a work visa.
Starting point is 00:08:40 And she, which I don't know why they have such a problem with her. She came in like the correct way. She immigrated legally. And then she was granted U.S. citizenship. There's like a big think piece. I have it on way back because there was a paywall that actually does. dives into this issue. And it's like a middle of the road, kind of an independent source.
Starting point is 00:09:05 And they were just looking at the differences in visas. And they did a deep dive into it. And I mean, she came on her work visa. And then she was able to obtain an EB-1. And then she has citizenship now. I just think that that's, I mean, she's ridiculing. I don't know what their problem is with Melania Trump. Because Melania Trump, I mean, she became a citizen, a U.S.
Starting point is 00:09:28 in 05 or 06. I can't remember. It was like the beginning of the odds, like in the very beginning of the odds. But she is, you know, accomplished. She's got products that she deals, she has her business, and then she also had her career, and she speaks seven languages. Hell, she could be a spy. You don't even know. She could be. She could be a spy for the U.S. She speaks seven languages. She's like three languages that she's fluent in. And then you've got this clown with her fake, thick black glasses. She doesn't wear glasses, but she's wearing these thick black glasses as a fashion accessory. And she's wearing more material. And it's like baby poo yellow material dress. I mean, if we're going to have this conversation, let's have this conversation full on. And then she's making
Starting point is 00:10:09 fun of her modeling career. Someone who wears a levity frilly engage fake ass lashes affixed to their face every single day of the week and dresses like a bad anthropology mannequin doesn't get to criticize someone who's prettier, more educated, and more successful than they are. There you go. That's all there is to say about it. I mean, I didn't want to go down that road, but you elected to go down that road with me. And now we've interlocked arms and I'm not letting you get away. So I get so tired of this stuff. But that's the, that's the, and it's because Democrats hate immigrants. They've always had a problem with immigrants. If you come here illegally and you do amazing things, they don't care. You come here illegally and you beat women and you traffic people and sell
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Starting point is 00:12:06 It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Okay, so Chuck Schumer was apparently hospitalized for dehydration, feeling lightheaded during, I am so tired of scorching heat wave. It's summer. Stop it. People are freaking out over the weather. All the people who tell you every single day about climate change apparently don't understand that when it gets summer, it gets hot out. Like, you're going to sweat. The 74-year-old Brooklyn Democrat was lightheaded while he was working out on a stationary bike in the Senate gym. They said he was briefly hospitalized out of an abundance of caution. His electrolytes were probably low. He was dehydrated. I mean, there's a number of things. And also stationary bikes are stupid. Things are, There's a number of things. If he's in the gym, is it climate change? Is it because it's summer and it's hot outside when he's in the gym?
Starting point is 00:12:56 At least he goes, look, I'll give him this. At least he's not like his predecessor. He goes to the gym to work out. He doesn't work out in his bathroom and hit his head on every available object that is near him. That Harry Reid misfortune. Yeah, when Harry Reid was working out with bands in his bathroom, and it looked like someone swung him around by his ankles and hit him, used him for batting practice. That's what it looked like.
Starting point is 00:13:17 that's, you know, I mean, I'm not going to say he got beaten up because he was the head of the Gaming Commission, but I'm, you know, does indicate that maybe something like that may have happened. A man, I'm going to tell you what, a man who was accused of kicking a canine at Dulles International Airport so hard that the dog was lifted off the ground. If I would have seen this guy, I would be in jail right now. You guys think I'm joking when I say something like this. I can promise you without any hyperbole that I am not. he kicked the dog so hard that the dog went airborne. And the guy whose name was Hamid Marie attacked the canine name Freddie as it was screening luggage.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And it's a little beagle. It was a little beagle that was trained to find illicit agricultural contraband. Freddie was injured and had to be taken to the emergency veterinarian room. And then the guy was taken into custody. Please, for the love of all things, wholly U.S. government, and if you ever do anything for me, allow me to be in charge of this dude's punishment. I'll do it for free. I will pay to do it.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I'll pay extra. I don't even care. There's nothing that I love more than watching people who are mean to animals suffer. Nothing. I enjoy it. It's not great, but I do. Please let me handle this. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I think everyone can agree with this. What would you have done it? You saw a guy kick a beagle. I would have punched this guy in the throat, kicked him in the jimmies, and stomped on his head. That's what I immediately would have done. I already had 10 different ways I would have heard him. And the problem is we are not dealing with America's original sin and its disease of hate and racism towards black and brown people and sexism towards women and anti-LGBQ sentiment. We are not dealing with that.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Your colleagues in the Republican Party do not hold each other accountable when it comes to the racism that comes from the party on a consistent basis. Congressman, I mean, where are you on? You can be calm about this. I'm a black man in America. The reason why I'm white, I can't comment on it. Listen to what I'm saying. The reason why heart disease and cancer and obesity and diabetes are bigger in the black community is because of the stress we carry from having a deal with being called the N-word directly or indirectly every day.
Starting point is 00:15:33 If your colleagues would listen and try to learn and engage and grow and stop being so hateful, we could have a better country. But unfortunately, we're still here. Hmm. So that's Jamal Bowman who, yeah, Fire Marshal Bowman, who thinks that people suffer, black people have heart disease and they deal with obesity because they're called the N-word every day. What? I've never heard this before. Did this come out during COVID? No, I haven't seen any studies on this at all. This is so weird. I've never, I don't know where he's getting that information. Where's show?
Starting point is 00:16:26 Was he on? Was he on the Schmoo? What was that? He was, I didn't pay attention to the show. That was CNN. It was Abby Phillips show, I think. I even know who that is. I literally didn't.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Which one is she? I don't know. They're all the talking heads there. They're all the same level of Marxist. She's a talking head on CNN. Yeah, yeah. All right. So welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you.
Starting point is 00:16:44 And we are at the top of the second hour. I'm just still trying to wrap my head around. that one, that Jamal Bowman sound right there. So I'm really tired of the racial hustle. I think we all are.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Do you think it's going away? Do you think it's starting to dissipate? Or it's maybe not so much dissipate in terms that they're trying to, the same grifters are trying to push it, but that it's not having the same effect. So do you mean is the use of it being dissipated or
Starting point is 00:17:17 is actual racist? Because I think actual racism, we were pretty much, it was gone by the 90s. It was not a thing. I don't know how people were raised. Dude, how, I mean, how, I don't know how people were raised because in the 90s, this was not a thing. It was not a thing. It is the, I've, I do not know how to explain it. I tried telling this to my kids and they just, because they've been raised with this
Starting point is 00:17:43 grift this whole time. And I'm like, it seems like it's worse now because people figured out they could make money off of it. Yeah. That's what it is. Everybody wanted to turn into Al Sharpton. They're like, I saw that man's gold medallions and I wanted that for me. So that effort has kept racism, quote unquote, alive.
Starting point is 00:18:01 It being used now effectively, I don't think it's effective anymore. I think it's been so overused that the meaning of it is diluted to the point where it's no longer effective. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, I find it all completely fascinating, this whole thing, just this, the, the constant grift of this, the constant push of it. And I feel so bad for like our kids and, you know, other people in their generation because in the 90s, like I said, we did not have this. This was not a thing.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Everybody could get along with everybody. And no one, if someone wanted to celebrate something, no one held it against them. If someone wanted to appreciate something, no one held it against them. Now, if you do anything like that, everything is appropriation. people figured out they could get a check off of being offended because people would try to baby you. Oh, we don't want you to be offended. And they got power in that. They got power in demanding that sort of attention. So instead of doing anything that would merit any kind of respectable influence, they decided to go about it that way. It's just one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. It's so goofy. So I don't know. This idea that people, somehow their life isn't a result of their choices
Starting point is 00:19:27 but it's because someone even if what he said was true which it's not because someone said a word to someone oh my gosh stop and also that doesn't he's saying that that it is an issue because people are called names every day but it couldn't be an issue because of Democrat
Starting point is 00:19:43 policies contributing to the breakdown of the American family it could be an issue because the Democrat policy's breaking down to the neighborhood within an urban environment. It couldn't be because any of those policies, heaven forbid. But then, see, he would have to explain why he's a Democrat if he actually addressed those things correctly head on. He would have to explain. That's what I don't get with the left. This is what I don't get with a lot of this stuff. So I don't get like how American Indians can be Democrats. Like you literally were forcibly removed in a trail of genocide by Democrats. You were
Starting point is 00:20:15 put on what they thought was crappy land that they didn't want. And then it's a turned out had a lot of minerals in it. And then, oh my gosh, then they made it to where you can't even own your own land on a reservation. And then you got sucked into a cycle of poverty and dependence completely because of the Democrat Party policies. And then somehow so many Native, so many American Indians vote for Democrats. It's literally like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders. It's exact. I just do not understand it. And I talk about this because our family's history, we were on the rolls. So we were, you know, we had ancestors that were on the trail.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I'm like, I don't even understand how you can vote. How you can vote for people who, the same damn party that does it still today. The same party that wants to keep people disarmed. You know, I was actually shocked and I wrote about this in my first book, hands off my gun. That the, the Dred Scott case, how literally not being able to own a firearm was the deciding factor for Judge Taney in the Dred Scott Caves. Gun control is literally at its very heart and root. bigoted. It's always designed for subjugation, always. So it's pretty amazing to me. Pretty amazing to me. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast.
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