The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Jasmine Crockett's Epstein Mix-Up

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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It was a disturbance. He was wheeled the machete in Lake County. Cops responded as the man identified as Leodongallo, drove to the victim's apartment complex, initiated an altercation, and then followed the victim's vehicle erratically, as if there's any other way to follow. At the intersection, he got out of his vehicle, struck the rear window of the victim's vehicle with a machete. Shatter the glass. And the sheriff said the deputies acted quick. They got him. And oh, man, he was making. a scene all over. When they apprehended him, they found not one but two machetes within arms reach. So he could dual wield. I'm just adding the dual wheeled part. I'm just assuming that he did. A Florida man was arrested in a bizarre forklift and ATM joyride through the streets. Tallahassee. He's in custody. Police say that he was involved in this alter, this crime spree. He stole a forklift. And then an ATM. Monday morning. He took both of them. And then he just drove through town trying to flee from officers. He was trying to flee with the forklift on an ATM. And it had the light spinning,

so it was like not hard to see it. The chase was described as brief. And he was safely apprehended without any reported injuries. They walked out to him. They go, what's up, bro? And he's like, what do you all got going on? They're like you. You right now. Oh, my, he was in a yellow hoodie. And he got out of the forklift, like, I don't know what's happening. What's going on? What are you guys doing here? Like they couldn't see him.

I don't know, man. I can't. Let's see here. We got a couple of others. By the way, how fast can you go in a forklift? Not fast. I need to ask my stepdaddies, he's forklift certified. Yeah, not fast at all.

And that's intentional. And then a Florida woman went 107 miles per hour on US 19, trying to get to Little Caesars before it closed, according to police affidavit. She, Yasmin Arraso, was just, she meant, business. She was going 110 miles per hour on a 55 mile per hour highway. She was done trying to get to that little Caesar so she could get her a slice

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Wow, her staff should be fired. because they don't know Jeffrey Epstein is not a unique name that's Jasmine Crockett Jasmine Jasmine Crockett

Queen of the hair extensions It's not her hair She doesn't even go here She The donors that she listed It's not Jeffrey Epstein In fact

One of the ones to Lee Zeld was from a doctor Jeffrey Epstein who is not the same Jeffrey Epstein that she's talking about. You know, sometimes there are people with the same name. I was telling Kane on break during 2016, there was a gooner on the right who on the right. He was not really on the right. He just couldn't make money on the left. Who confused me.

I grew up in an area where there was someone else that had my first name and my maiden last name and he confused both of us that person was like three years older than me and like did this whole like Twitter threat about it and like that's not even me. I never lived in this town like you idiot and had to delete them and never addressed it again

after he was like you know sometimes like my stepdad for instance has a very common name he got detained one time by TSA because it's very common name. See what I'm saying? These are people, this is not all of the Jeffrey Epstein's that she mentioned. Look, as much as I don't like some of these other

Republicans that she mentioned, that's not the same one. Her staff is really bad. Her staff just was, they went online, oh, look at this. His name is Epstein. Must be the same guy. Must be. It's the same

person. Because you can get information about these people. When they donate, it becomes, you know, public record and you've got to put your address and all that stuff down. They weren't even the same people. Like one of them didn't even, they didn't even have the same middle names. None of the ones that she mentioned are the Jeffrey Epstein. A couple of them are the same Dr. Epstein. I had my team dig in very quickly.

Well, clearly, all they did was, oh, see, oh, look at us right there. He's not a doctor. And then the other guy, it's not even like his same middle name. One guy is, like, from a different part of the country. This is so stupid. I mean, whatever it takes, right, for them to, like, for instance, you know, one thing that we do know is he had dinners with Hakeem Jeffries. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yep. he had dinners get to know you dinners with Hakeem Jeffreys New York Post the House Oversight Committee James Comer showed that Jeffrey's campaign

they asked Epstein for money like Stacey Plaskett asked him for money they cited this 2013 email from this firm inviting this notorious

pedophile to a democratic dinner and a get-to-know-you dinner with Hakeem Jeffries. There is the said email. They invited him to attend and meet privately as part of their effort to win the majority. So Hakeem Jeffries was asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. Stacey Plaskett was asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. The Clintons were asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. Who else are we going to see? Well, Bannonix, who else are we going to see asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein? The message, and this was well known, by the way, everybody knew that this guy was being criminally investigated. Everybody knew it. This was in 2013. All of this kicked off like in the mid-aughts, by the way. It said, Dear Jeffrey, we are thrilled to announce that we are working with Congress

Hakeem Jeffries, one of the rising stars in New York's congressional delegation. They literally wrote in this pitch, quote, sometimes referred to as Brooklyn's Barack. He's a staunch supporter of President Obama and a progressive voice for the people of New York City. And they included a video and then all of these like press clippings of Hakeem Jeffrey. doing stuff, they sent that out. And then they were like begging. They were begging. He's committed to electing a Democrat majority. Shoot us an email or give us a call. If you would like to get involved with a dinner or would you, if you would like to get an opportunity to know Hakim better. Can you believe this? Yeah, they sent that out. Oh, by the way, that was after

he had been convicted in 2008 because he pled guilty to solicitation of prostitution and solicitation of prostitution from a minor in 2008. So that had already happened. Ooh. Ooh. Got that dirty money. Ooh. That's so gross.

But they didn't care. All they saw were dollar signs. They didn't care. Oh, and then she has Jasmine Crockett's top-notch staff. An equal bunch of gooners getting up there. Oh, let's go. Oh, look. It's the same.

Same Jeffrey Epst, same one. It's like John Smith, the name John Smith. All the John Smiths are the same. I mean, man, he was like a teacher and a doctor and all this stuff. Like, who knew Jeffrey Epstein had so many professions? Because it's not the same one. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she? That's embarrassing. Do you think she's going to come out and be like, now, I know, when I said,

my staff she spent more time weaving them extensions into her hair than she did looking up this information before she went out on the floor now i just want you to mull that over for a hot second i'm not begrudging anybody their beauty routines but i am when i know for a fact that it takes a hell of a lot longer than the time that you spent looking up this information and then taking it to the floor i mean now you got this poor old dude dr epstein out there who's not that Jeffrey Epstein and he's still living. He's just a dude. And people are going to be going at him because the brainiac, Jasmine Crockett, couldn't believe that there's more than one Jeffrey Epstein in the country. I'm just the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Oh, that's, I'm

sure somebody will top it before the day ends. But for today is the dumbest thing I've seen. Kane. Good night. Can you believe that there's more than one Jeffrey Epstein? She was so proud some new extensions run into the floor I actually liked the bob better that has to give you a headache having that much fake hair on top of your head the bob looked chic I don't get it anyway

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In Michigan, he threatened Vance and Trump. His name is James Donald Vance Jr. Literally J.D. Vance. He pled guilty to two felony counts. After he threatened that if they ever visited his city again, that they would, quote, leave it in a body bag said J.D. Vance was arrested for threatening J.D. Vance. It's the Spider-Man

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we got a lot of distress on the way. I always say like, the, isn't the Black Friday, don't they use Black Friday's a major gauge of this? So that's like, that's how you're going to see the rest of the retail sector through Christmas. So, we'll see that. And the man poured liquid on a woman and set her on fire in a Chicago subway. This is right after that one woman was stabbed to death. And here's something.

What is happening in Chicago? Good night. She got set on fire on the train at 9.30 at night on Monday. 26 years old, and a man, a 45-year-old man, poured liquid on her, unknown fluid, and then ignited it. And then when the train came to a stop, he fled. She stumbled out of the train, fell to the ground, the flames were extinguished before police arrived. She's being treated for severe burns. Thankfully, she's still alive, but she's in critical condition.

The witnesses, the witness reports are really rough, really rough. Horrible. We get some more headlines on Chicago. But coming up, Texas Governor Greg Abbott, on his line. capitalism, care, property taxes, everything. Stick with us. I'm Senator Alyssa Slotkin. Senator Mark Kelly. Representative Chris DeLusio. Congresswoman Maddie Goodlander. Representative Chrissy Hulahan. Congressman Jason Crow. I was a captain in the United States Navy. Former CIA officer.

Former Navy. Former paratrooper and Army Ranger. Former intelligence officer. Former Air Force. We want to speak directly to members of the military and the intelligence community who take risks each day to keep Americans safe. We know you are under enormous stress and pressure right now. Americans trust their military. But that trust is at risk. This administration is pitting our uniform military. And intelligence community professionals. Against American citizens.

Like us, you all swore an oath. To protect and defend this Constitution. Right now, the threats to our Constitution aren't just coming from abroad, but from right here at home. Our laws are clear. You can refuse illegal orders. You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.

orders. No one has to carry out orders that violate the law or our Constitution. We know this is hard and that it's a difficult time to be a public servant. But whether you're serving in the CIA, the Army, our Navy, the Air Force, your vigilance is critical. And know that we have your back. Because now, more than ever. The American people need you. You need you to stand up for our laws. What is this? Constitution and who we are as Americans. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up the ship. People, these are people, some of whom never served that are cosplaying, don't give up the ship. What is this? So these are military members. There are, sounds to me like they're going after

sec war. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. So they're saying, these lawmakers, not every one of them have military background, some intel. They did this video and they're telling them, refuse it. What illegal orders are you talking about? Welcome back to the program. Top of this third hour. Dana Lash with you. Alyssa Slotkin, six other lawmakers, or five other lawmakers. What are the threats to the Constitution coming here? There's no specificity. Of course not. Where, like, give me an example.

What are you talking about? They've been trying to limit POTUS's ability to deploy the National Guard. And you guys know what the National Guard is doing, right? They're protecting, and this is literally all they're doing. and it's completely within the power and the authority of POTUS to do so. They're protecting federal buildings, federal installations, federal employees from these nut jobs that you see in Chicago, et cetera, that have been out there targeting them at Democrats' encouragement.

And they're upset over the narco terror action. stand up for our law. It sounds like they're telling you to be insubordinate. They didn't make a video like this, by the way. When we lost 13 service members in Afghanistan, they didn't make any kind of video on that. Remember when under Joe Biden and General Millie, they decided to leave Bagram.

And remember where they went? They went to Hamid Karzai, right in the middle of Kabul. The completely unprotected Hamid Karzai international airport in the middle of populace Kabul that was completely controlled by the, by Taliban actors. And remember, the Taliban was already coming up through. I mean, they didn't make a video then. Sec war said stage four TDS, and he's right. I think that's shameful that these people did this.

absolutely shameful that they did this. This is, you know, I expect it from Democrats. It sounds like an insurrection to me. That sounds like an insurrection. They're mad because they lost an election and now they want the military to intervene. That's what I'm hearing. They want the intelligence community, which already has been, by the way. Let's be honest, to intervene.

It has been. Don't sit here and tell me it hasn't. That's what go back to 2016. You had a FISA judge completely sign off on a surveillance warrant to go after people because they were upset over the 2016 election. So this has already happened. You already had the FBI looking at parents who were speaking up at school board meetings. I mean, so we've already been, we've already done this. Democrats already got the intelligence community to intervene. Thankfully, there are a lot of good whistleblowers who called it out. God bless them. but now they're telling the military to do the same thing. So they think that the military should be, if they don't, I mean, that sounds like a police state. They don't like how the election went, so they want the military to intervene. I think they should be censured. I mean, I actually think they should step down. I think this is traitorous behavior.

It's absolutely traitorous. It's unbecoming of elected office and shame on you for thinking, for having such little respect of our military men and women that you think that you think that you can just call them out to be your personal enforcement squad whenever you lose an election. It's disgusting. I mean, you can see why under Democrats, military recruitment dropped. These are the people who had no problem with, like the Air Force guy, showing up to work in a skirt and lipstick, entertaining mental illness, trying to make it a sociological experiment instead of a lethal fighting force. That is what Democrats wanted to do. This doesn't just sound subversive.

This sounds treasonous. This doesn't just sound subversive. This is an insurrection. That's what they're calling for. They're calling for an insurrection. Golly, can you imagine? I know, again, I hate saying this. It's not what aboutism.

It's showing the hypocrisy of it. Can you imagine if Trump did a video like this? Cane, can you imagine if Trump made a video where he was telling the military members to ignore orders, commit themselves to insubordination? During Biden's administration. Yeah. Can you imagine if he did that? Yeah, they already weaponized the intelligence community. Let's not forget all of the intelligence community that signed the letter lying to your face where they said the laptop wasn't real. It was Russian collusion. 51 members, high-ranking members of our intelligence community, including former heads of CIA and NSA, signed this letter, and they knew it was false. Remember, there were some who signed it who surreptitiously got it to the press that we actually knew it was a lie. And we had to sign it. We signed it anyway. We knew it was a lie. I mean, they already got the intelligence community to intervene. And now they want the military to is, well, I think they've done enough damage to the military.

Don't you think so? I think that they've done enough damage to the military. This is like a deep state ad. It is. One of our listeners, Adrian, says, the deep state got together and they filmed a seditious ad campaign to warn the military, not to not follow the type of orders that Biden gave regularly for four straight years. True. Absolutely true. I mean, that, that is dangerous. I wouldn't want, man, when Democrats are in office, honestly, I don't, I don't think, I get my enlistments down. Nobody wants to serve under

that. Nobody wants to serve under a Democrat administration where they will go and get people killed. It's like it's on purpose. Shame on these people. It's just disgusting. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.