The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: J.K. Rowling For The Win, Again.

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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A U.S.PS worker was arrested this month in Melbourne. Florida because she decided to stop off at a house party during her route and drink a bunch of vodka. And then later in the mail truck, apparently, she was caught driving the wrong way in traffic. Dude, that's a probable cause affidavit via

Click Orlando. Caitlin Die, 33 was arrested on April 12th on a charge of DUI. They literally Melbourne police, they called and said yeah, there's a USPS truck driving the wrong way down the highway. And the driver is literally just throwing plastic cups out of the vehicle.

So the officers responded, and they saw the mail truck driving west on East University Boulevard, and then it made a U-turn to head the other way, and it was swerving in and out of its lane, and then went back into the opposite lane. They pulled over the mail truck, and they said that die appeared to be confused and disoriented. They did a field sobriety exercise, and of course she did not do well in those. They questioned her, and she said that she was delivering to a home, and she was invited inside for a party, and she took some vodka shots before she left, and then she got pulled over. so they asked her why she was swerving in and out of traffic and she goes oh i was tired i was taking a nap and she said that she threw it the cup out of the vehicle because she was swishing her mouth out with water so she wouldn't smell like alcohol she was booked in a brevard county jail i mean there you go right there woo boy uh now we got another guy wrestling another gator every dang week in

florida you can go wrestle a gator so jacksonville florida uh let's see during Easter dinner they had to call a gator trapper a family did in Jacksonville because there was a giant gator in their yard a woman was getting ready to take her dog out when she noticed a seven foot alligator right by the slide door of her patio

and she said she was just finishing up Easter dinner with family and she was she needed to get the alligator off the property but she had to get some help and that's when Mike Dragich arrived and shoeless

and he wrestled this gator into a garbage can and it's actually hysterical looking because it kept popping up and hissing at everybody it couldn't get out of the can but it kept popping up to hiss and nobody got bit

thankfully they called Florida Fish and Wildlife and they were able to take the gator but yeah you got to be careful I wouldn't be able to let like my dogs out or well we could probably kill one Wick is hardcore wild raccoon attack a Florida woman speaks out

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this. And it has to do with Pedro Pescal. Do you guys know who he is? Pedro Pescal was in, well, my favorite role was as Oberyn, whatever, Martel. Oberyn Martel in Game of Thrones when he had his head crushed in. I thought that was his best role. I was my favorite scenes in all the TV. Popped his head like a grape. The Mountain did. He fought him.

Anyway, so he has come out and he's attacking J.K. Rallying. As you know, they've had a massive legal fight and they had a big win in the UK over defining. what, you know, protecting women and defining what they are. And he has come out and attacked her. He called her a loser among several other things. He was also in Mandalorian. And he was quiet when Gina Carano was attacked. Gina Carano just said, you know, was pointing out some fascistic elements of the left. And they went at her over it and fired her from it. Hollywood reporter says Pedro Pascal blasted J.K. Rallying for her transatl. tweets. He called her a heinous loser. He commented on Instagram calling her a heinous loser.

He's also in The Last of Us, which I don't watch. And he was responding to a post by an activist who criticized her for celebrating the UK Supreme Court. They had a big ruling last week saying that trans women should not be recognized as women and sex legally means biological sex. Rowling was on her boat. She was with a cigar and she said, I love it when a play comes together. She's gloating and she has every right to. And she goes, I love, I get the same royalties whether or not you read my books or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows. And he went off on her saying, awful disgusting blank is exactly right. Hainous loser behavior. Now, one of the things that I've read is his sister apparently is he's got a, well, he's got a brother who pretends to be a girl.

It's not like actually his sister. He's got a, uh, he's got a, uh, sibling who a brother who came out and said that she was she was a girl and that's he like he's gone to events with her with him before he's got taking his brother to events before uh he has spoken up in favor of trans issues before that's why he was I think that kind of gives you is some insight as to why he never said anything in defense of Gina Carrano and also you get insight into this jk rallying thing he's making people mad to Lorraine found this because he called Rachel Zegler an icon. This is a throwback.

Well, not too much of a throwback. It's just March of last year. But after all the stuff with Rachel Zegler and after she ruined the Snow White movie, he weighed in on it. And now people are kind of rolling their eyes at him. He called her an icon. He is, he will, Pedro Pascal is a pick me guy. He will say whatever he has to say to ingratiate,

himself with Hollywood. Whatever he has to do, he will do it. And it's really one of the most emasculating things I've ever seen. When I think of emasculation, I think of Pedro Pascal. I thought this for a long time. Any man that doesn't have the balls to stick up for his co-worker, much less a female coworker, when she's being savaged unfairly and falsely in the press, you're just nothing but a sack of low testosterone.

That's all Pedro Pascal is. he's he's a pick me guy he will kiss whatever backside he has to and possibly more i think in order to get more traction in hollywood it's just it's cringe he tries so hard if you've ever seen any video of him any uh red carpet any red carpet appearance anything like that that's that's exactly what he tries to do it's really cringe hey folks so i want to share something important that every american should be aware of we're seeing a lot of lot of economic uncertainty right now. You have the national debt rising, global trade tensions, impacting markets and tariffs with higher prices on the stuff that everybody uses every day.

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Dana's Quick Five. They're really trying to get you to freak out over bird flu. They're saying, oh, my gosh, bird flu could be heading north this spring. Fewer federal health officials are working to stop it. I don't care. It's a virus. It's just, that's the way it is. Just wash your hands, don't be gross and don't eat dead birds on the side of the road.

I mean, really, how difficult is this, people? Do we have to freak out over everything? Stop it. Just take a breather. These people with these headlines, good night. Panic in Austria. Borders are shut to two countries. after a disease outbreak. Oh, but not to like the influx of people coming in from all manners of the

globe illegally. They said Slovakia has closed 24 borders, introduced strict measures to help prevent the spread of a highly infectious disease. They said, this is, it's foot and mouth. Foot and mouth disease. Again, just don't be gross. Be careful what you eat. I mean, what in the world? People know this. second measles death reported in Texas. I mean, all of these are just like, and also Texas A.G. is investigating Kellogg's over healthy cereal claims. Ken Paxton said that they're investigating Kellogg's over the artificial food dyes in cereals. Why does anybody eat?

Why do anybody eat these anyway? Like the pops and the fruit loops or fruidos. For nostalgia, probably. I remember as a kid, love it. I never had fruit loops until I moved out on my own, and I bought a box of fruit. I always had fridios. I always had, like, the great value version of stuff. Actually, growing up, you're right.

We all, we had Cheerios. Dude, I did not get cereal in a box, like maybe a couple times. It was always in bags, right? It was always in a bag. Remember when Kicks came out, kid-tested mother-approved? That's a horrible cereal. I used to like that, sir. Because all I had was Cheerios up to that point.

Cheerios also was horrible, unless you put a cup of sugar in it. It's horrible. Why would anybody eat? eat that. Remember grape nuts? Grape nuts are horrible. That's like, go out and just, you know what? Just beat up a squirrel and take its food. That's the same thing. You still love putting sugar in that.

You know what grape nuts is? Squirrel's eating nuts and spitting them into the cereal box and they seal it up at the factory and send it out and people pay money for it. That's where great much come from. Huh? Yeah, I'm just saying. Anyway, just stop eating trash. There's your headline. And then, what I got? But I've got more.

What? Dana, we're done with your Darianus today. That's okay. but you're not. NASA, by the way, we did miss this last segment, last headlines. NASA, they're saying that there is a mysterious structure on Mars that proves there was life on the red planet. It's a new book out. They said that they've analyzed dozens of photos of structures on the Martian surface, and they are positive that they are man-made. Well, I don't know. If they're watching what our headlines have been for the past 48 hours, actually longer than that, they don't want anything to do with us because the stupidity may be more catching than, the hand, foot, mouth, and the measles. Can we talk about lesbian visibility week? What, no? Yeah, we need to, because I didn't know it was this week.

I don't really, hang. I don't really want to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this week. Hold up, it's this week. It's like goes till Friday. I didn't, like, apparently it kicked off, what, yesterday today, lesbian invisibility week? So you got to tell you.

It has a graphic, so you know it's official. When they, when they come out with graphics, it's official. Lesbian Visibility Week, the one week, which you can see lesbians. Any other time. look the graphic one's showing you the graphic on this on the simulcat it is official with that graphic it's lesbian visibility week uh it's the week where lesbians can uncloke themselves and be visible in our community that's right you didn't know that did you they have the power of there could be i mean well this week they can't but any other time there could be an invisible lesbian like in

your car cane you would know it because they're invisible i had no idea i'm telling you and I have to read this tweet. I saw this last night. From, um, now, her name is Governor Tina Kotech. I read it as Tina Kotex. And I'm like, that makes all the sense in the world. She tweeted, I'm one of two lesbians who hold the title of governor in the United States. I'm proud to live in and serve a state where every person can be their authentic selves. How are you not being your authentic selves? Now, this is going to blow your mind, but hold up. Do you know that there are actual lesbians that go to work and don't talk about how they're

lesbians all the time and preface everything with, did you know I'm a lesbian? That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you. I mean, if you're a lesbian, you're not telling everybody you're a lesbian, are you a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls in the woods, you know? here's my question with the whole thing again i have my scratched eyes so deal with me if they're invisible lesbians this angers me why are they not going out on strike teams think about the baddies that we don't like el chapo or something like when he's done

we could have sent in an invisible lesbian strike team and they could have just kill, build Al Chalpo, right? And then that would have been the wiser because invisible, right? Invisible. I just don't understand.

And then you get this governor who says, I'm one of two, well, why do people have to constantly affix to themselves these identity politic boxes? It's like they think that somehow their specialness

is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach right so like okay you're a lesbian what if you're trans lesbian oh my gosh that person's more special than you are i just you know i don't sit here and tell people like i really like guacamole and i'm like really proud to be like a big guacamole lover here behind the mind you know what i mean i don't i just don't do that kind of stuff i don't understand why you know it doesn't make any sense to me why why people do this i i don't know i mean then d needs to send them out of strike

teams. I'm still trying to get over Governor Kotex. I'm one of two people who believe the number of intersectional boxes you check determines your worth. Hold the title. That's what she's basically saying. Stop with this stuff. This is so goofy. You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth. I mean, you have worth without all of this stuff. It just looks it's just this goofy. We need a whole month devoted to how we get it on. What about like straight

dudes into fat chicks or you know skinny dudes into you know super skinny. I don't know like I mean are we just going to start dudes who peace it down. They get a whole visibility week. Like how are we? Is this where we're going to go? Every little thing has to be

played up as some sort of like identity politic check you know box check yes. We only represent I mean, but why are you not having representation is my question like for those you know faking that you don't have representation is kind of the grip I mean you're governor. I'm pretty sure you're visible. No one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you get to be governor? Well, I was a lesbian and then I talked about running for office. That's what? I think she's a DE I hire personally. But yeah, I was really trying to get over governor Kotech. It's Kotech. But yeah, I was really trying to get over governor Kotech. It's Kotech. But. still. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.