The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: JK Rowling Vs Scotland

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

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And they said that it was passed because of the trans, the T of the alphabet, right? It is one of the most restrictive things that I have seen. And J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, who has been waging a war against the trans Tifa people, I mean, she's been clearly illustrating how this can be weaponized to just go after women. I mean, you can't say that women exist in Scotland. You can't just really just say that. That's to the exclusion of men who are pretending to be women, and so you can get in trouble for that. It's the Hate Crime and Public Order Act, and they said that they want to provide greater protection for, like, the trans-Tifa.

but if you criticize gender cosplay, you're in huge trouble. I mean, you could be investigated if you misgender someone online, which is a fake word. Misgender is so stupid. If you call a dude, a dude, and he doesn't want to be called a dude, then you could get in big time trouble by the Nanny State government. No joke.

So J.K. Rowling's like, come and arrest me. Because it's a ridiculous bill. and a lot of people have been they've been protesting I mean you can't say that a man can't become a woman you can't say that over there now if you so much as like make a joke

they said a family text or dinner table joke could land you in jail it's true I mean it's it is a sinister law that the aim of which is to completely obliterate free speech that's what the aim of it is.

When the bill was going through the Scottish Parliament, the PM was asked why there was no, they called it dwelling defense. And they said that it's a safeguard that they have an other legislation that protects you from being litigated against, you know, for something that you say in your own home. Their prime minister, Humza Youssef, said,

quote, are we comfortable giving a defense to someone whose behavior is threatening or abusive, which is intentionally starting a patriot. Are we saying that it's justified because it's in the home? So they tried adding the conservatives in Scotland

tried adding a dwelling defense and they were defeated. So even in your own home, you can be persecuted for stuff that you say in your own home. That's totally absolutely true 1,000%. So if, like you can be,

I mean, you can be prosecuted for this. If it is considered to arbitratorily stir up hatred, and that's not the Scottish Prime Minister, that's the British. If it is found to be intentionally stirring up hatred, then you, and then think about this. If you're inciting, first off, what's the definition of insight? What's the definition of hatred? What's the definition of hate speech?

Because it's all arbitrary. It all comes down into how progressives define it. For crying out loud, in this country, I had sitting members of Congress. Congress calling me a domestic terrorist, which has legal consequences, by the way, simply because I supported Second Amendment right of self-defense. No joke. J.K. Rowling went on this, she went on a rant yesterday highlighting some of these trans Tifa activists slash criminals. She said, lovely Scottish lass and convicted double rapists, Ella Bryson, found her true authentic female selves shortly after she was due to be sentenced.

Misgendering his hate, so respect Ela's pronouns, please. Love the leggings. She said, Scottish woman and butcher Amy George abducted an 11-year-old girl while dressed in female clothing. No idea why this was mentioned in court. Of course, she was wearing women's clothing. She's a woman. Amy took the girl home and sexually abused over a 27-hour period.

I mean, these dudes, the photos that she shows, they are men dressing as women, and they all look like silence of the lambs that puts the lotion in the basket and wears the skin type of dudes. Samantha Norris looks like literally a nightmare come to life. Samantha Norris is cleared of exposing her penis to two 11-year-old girls. Hooray. Unfortunately, she was in convicted for possession of 16,000 images of children being sexually assaulted. I mean, transgender in the Scottish legislation, and the reason I bring this up is because the leftists want this here. the legal definition of transgender in the act is so is defined so ambiguously it is so broad that if you choose if a dude chooses to wear a dress that day has a beer and everything else that's protected that's crazy it's not a crime to incite hatred towards women but it is a crime to incite hatred against men who dresses women that's a law. This is criminal law. This is Scotland's parliament trying to tell people how to think.

This is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. And the left wants to bring that here to the United States. I mean, there are no, they're just destroying protections for women. I mean, it's, it's, I'm almost speechless. They have people, people have been protesting. But what are you going to do? It's already, you get the government that you voted for, right? you get the government that you voted for. Now, in the meantime, in Australia, let me pull this story up for you, Elon Musk is suing Australia's government. After it's, they have an E safety commissioner in Australia. Go figure that one out.

Australia demanded that this post written by this Canadian guy named Chris Elston, he quote unquote misgendered an Australian citizen. They demanded that the post be taken down. And they told X that they would find them $800,000 if they didn't remove the post. And the guy that was criticized, Teddy Cook, is a woman who cosplays as a man and has demanded taxpayer-funded surgeries for all transgender Australians. and this female who cosplays as a dude, Teddy Cook, was appointed as an expert to the World Health Organization. I'm not even kidding you.

So they told Musk, your ex has to take this down or we're going to fine you. And Musk turn around and suit them. Good, good. They said they're mounting a legal challenge to protect the user's right to free speech, as they should. they said but the post criticized an individual appointed by the World Health Organization

to serve as an expert on transgender issues so nope but they so the East Safety Commissioner apparently they said that if it all follows through the challenge will likely take the form of a judicial review in federal court and their an ex is currently engaged in a separate judicial review in federal court with the East Safety Commissioner and now the, I mean, it's just wild. It is just crazy. They're like, you can't misgender someone.

You can't make this. Shut up. Shut up. You're a chick pretending to be a dude. Step off. Done with this stuff. If you don't, if you don't absolutely affirm my mental illness and affirm my self-perception, then I am going to punish you.

Now, that doesn't sound like you live your life, I love my life, does it? That's what these people have never wanted that. They will break your damn knees to bend them. Hello, thank you for listening to The Dana Show. This is columnist and podcaster Sarah Carter, and I'd like to tell you about your new best friend on Friday nights, Zbiotics. Let me tell you, if there's a surefire way to wake up feeling fresh after a night of drinking, it's with Zibiotics.

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So Health and Human Services tells hospitals to get patient consent before invasive exams. Wait, they had to be told to get consent? What? It's from the Hill. It says hospitals have to obtain informed consent from patients before physicians can conduct sensitive and invasive examinations like prostate or public and anything like that. Particularly if the patients are under anesthesia, they said. Pet?

They didn't have to before? That's kind of weird, right? Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah. That, oh, all right. Hospital. Oh, my gosh.

This is a horror mix up. I can't even believe this is a headline. I mean, I can now, sadly, in this world. The hospital, a hospital carried up an abortion on the wrong woman in a horror mix-up. It was a healthy woman. She was four months pregnant. She was excited about being a mom.

She was given anesthesia and a kind of uterus surgery, which led to her miscarrying. And then apparently, they said translation difficulties. The woman didn't speak check well. And apparently they operated on them. the wrong person. I cannot even believe and they get into

it's a big all long piece over at the Metro about how they were trying to they were having difficult to communicating with her and the yeah

and they said this is a British paper and they say Asian but that to me reads Middle Eastern because that's how they this sits in Middle Eastern they said there were two patients

and they were both Middle Eastern and neither of them spoke English well or at all. And so when they say Asian, that's what they actually mean over there. So that's still, that's horrific though. Oh my gosh. This is horrible. Let's see. Tornadoes and snow possible spring storm system moving across the United States. I mean, it literally goes all the way from Ohio all the way down to the Gulf. It's huge. And they're saying you're going to get some crazy unpredictable weather with snow obviously in the north and then tornadoes. Get some of the them turniters. 40 million people

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a section of California's seen of Highway number one collapses in a storm. That's kind of scary. There was photos of people. It's right on the coastline inching around it, and you're a big sir. Very scary. All right, coming up, this horrible story out of California, We're going to discuss that. Stick with us. So did you guys see this LSU stuff?

I don't follow women's basketball. So LSU Iowa game. And the team apparently, the Iowa players held hands during the American National Anthem. And the LSU players left the court apparently before the anthem was performed. And they had video of it, it shows the Iowa, but you don't see the LSU players leaving the court because they're just, they're just not there. And it shows the Iowa players out there. And then LSU lost the game 9487.

LSU head coach Kim Mulkey said that it wasn't intentional that they weren't out on the court. She said that she didn't even know when it was played. She said they have a routine for leaving the court at a certain time. um cane when are the when is the anthem usually performed at games maybe i'm mistaken i mean i've played a lot of sports in school yeah in the beginning yeah right you know before the game right is played uh she said mulkey said i honestly i don't even know when the anthem was played we kind of have a routine when they're on the floor and they come off at the 12 minute mark we come in we do our pregame stuff she's like i'm sorry listen that's she says nothing intentionally done kind of a routine to do the national anthem right

for those sporting events. That's routine also. And someone else said LSU's never on the court for the national anthem. Apparently, they did this last year during the national championship game via Red State against Iowa. And some said that there are other teams that did it as well. But it doesn't sound like a lot of people are buying it. I mean, who doesn't know, like, really? Like, when you know when they're going to play the anthem.

Come on. You know when they're going to play it. Why is your routine structured in a way that doesn't include? being out on the court for the anthem. I mean, that's, I've never been to a game where the anthem did not kick off a game. Right? Have you, I mean, think about it for a minute. Have you ever been to a game where the anthem didn't kick it off?

No. I mean, that's, that doesn't make, that doesn't make any sense to me. I don't know. But that's, but was it done on purpose for, because I don't even know what they would even be protesting? I don't even know. Does that, it doesn't, I don't know. Steve, did you watch a game, or you're familiar with this, right?

You're familiar with, I mean, they said LSU's never on the court for the anthem. I did watch the game. Them not being out there was interesting because the only, I was trying to look for both sides of the scenario, but if you look, the whole crowd is standing and all the referees and all the officials and the media is all there. And they're the only ones not out there. So I'm like, who didn't get them? She's usually in the locker room is there's a clock, like a countdown that tells you when the game starts. So I don't know why they wouldn't have been out there.

That is weird. So, I mean, speculatively, is this a way to avoid for them to, are they doing the protesting for the anthem still? And this is a way for them to avoid it? It looks like that. Is that preferable to then taking the knee? I mean, if you're going to have a protest, I just think, you know, I prefer, you know, a peaceful thing that maybe encourages discussion over burning down, you know, historically black neighborhoods during, you know, summers of blaze. but at the same time, I take issue, like I did the first time with the anthem stuff, I took a major issue with the reason why people were protesting because it was based upon a lie.

It was predicated upon a lie. It began with, oh, well, it's because they're trying to argue that police kill more black assailants than white assailants. And that actually isn't the case, especially when, and we broke, we went through all of that. You can go back in our podcast archive if you would like to, but that's actually technically not true. And that was my issue. It's like, well, if you're going to protest something, then make it something that is factual, therefore worthy of that protest because it's not based on a lie. If you're upset about policing in the black community, then make that an issue about advocacy for improving that relationship. But don't claim that you want to help a situation by beginning the advocacy based on a lie.

And that was my whole objection to it. So I don't know if that's more of this or what it just, it's, it's. seems like a cop out. It does. It seems like how is that not part of your routine? And as Steve was saying, when everybody's standing and they're all out there, it just looks weird, right? It's just weird. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.