The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: JOY (Taylor's Version)

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Disgraced Liberal Journalist Taylor Lorenz says she felt “joy” seeing the United Healthcare CEO get murdered when getting interviewed by Piers Morgan. Meanwhile, Muslims applaud as Pope Francis unveils a Pro-Hamas Christmas Nativity Crèche at the Vatican.Please visit our great sponsors:All Family Pharmacyhttps://allfamilypharma.com/danaAre you emergency ready?  Stock up today at allfamilypharma.com/dana and use code DANA10 for 10% off your entire order.  Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaGive the gift of personal safety this holiday season with Byrna.com/DanaKelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. KelTec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free smart phone with promo code FRIDAY.  Limited-time offer, or while supplies last.  PreBornhttps://preborn.com/danaEvery contribution counds.  To donate securely dial #250 and say keyword BABY or visit Preborn.com/DANA. ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on your entire purchase.Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comDon’t mask pain, fight it naturally with Relief Factor.  Visit online or call 1-800-4-RELIEF today!

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Hmm. All right. So there's a couple here.

I always like going for the weirdest ones first. Well, let's do, I don't do the bug one. I'm going to do this one. Florida was arrested at Disney Springs after he got drunk. during no wait what is this it's a it was a show oh is they oh it's the house of blues okay it's because it says at hawthorne height show i'm like so you're telling me a guy got drunk at a nightclub and they're they're like wow he's in trouble is that right ryan tamasco 38 he was arrested for trespass disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence so this was all the way back in august but

apparently they're all doing this now. He got kicked out of this House of Blue Show for being drunk. And, okay, so why is this news? So, this is like the most, in front of kids. Who's got their kids at a nightclub? That's like taking your damn baby to a bar, not like a, no, let me rephrase that, to a tavern. There's a bar and then there are taverns. You all know what I mean, right? There's a difference. it's like having your baby in a tavern. You know what I'm saying? Like, why would you bring your kids to a club?

You know where people are going to be drinking and listening to a lot of music? I don't get it. And they're shocked when a guy drank and was falling all over the place? Look, my grandparents used to run a bar. Sorry, a tavern. I saw many a drunk person get thrown out of it. Just saying, I don't know. Like, you're shocked?

I mean, he shouldn't have fought with the officer, but I don't know. I don't know what I think about that one. Let's see. Oh, man, we're running out of a time. Okay, I'm going to have to tell you about the scumbagged Florida Realtor tomorrow. If you're looking for a convenient, affordable way to access medications and treatments, you can trust. All family pharmacy has you covered. Whether it's the flu or parasites, cancer support, or general well-being, all family pharmacy's

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stupidity on the left. And it makes for, you know, content that you can work around. But there were enough people on the left that said that they enjoyed or that they celebrated or that they felt joy over watching the CEO be gunned down in the middle of the street. Listen to this. I'll do something 7. I think that's why I felt along with so many other Americans

joy, unfortunately, you know, because it feels like serious? I mean, joy, the man's execution? Maybe not joy, but certainly not no, certainly not empathy. Because again, we're watching the footage. How can this make you joyful? This guy's a

husband, he's a father. And he's being young down in the middle of Manhattan? Why are that making joyful? So are the tens of thousands of Americans that are being murdered. So are the tens of thousands of Americans, innocent Americans who died because greedy health insurance executives like this one push policies of denying care. She's like somebody who read one missive, one essay about health insurance in college, and now she thinks she's an expert.

What is she even talking about? So because she doesn't like the way health insurance works, works. And by the way, health insurance is that way because you stupid morons, the Taylor Lorenzes of the world, make it that way. We could have it be portable. We could have it to where you could make insurance companies compete and you could purchase across state lines, et cetera, et cetera, carry it with you wherever. But you know who fought against that? Democrats did. Democrats fought against it. They were the ones who barred that. That was Republicans that were trying to make that happen before Obamacare was passed. They had like 13 other proposals. For all the people who get out

there and say Republicans had no proposals to Obamacare, those people who say that aren't educated enough to be included in this big kid conversation. The people who say that didn't pay attention enough to their own government. And so they need to stay out of this conversation and let people who do know what happened actually continue on the merits of fact. Because there were 13 alternatives to Obamacare and every single one of them were shot down by Democrats who controlled everything. And numerous proposals included the portability, you know, keeping it untethered from your work. It's assonine that your job provides you with, it has to provide you with your health insurance. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. You should be able to get it for your

yourself, it should be affordable, and you should be able to use it like you do car insurance or something. The other reason is people use insurance wrong. That drives up the cost too, the dumb Taylor Lorenzes of the world. Fifty years old, and you act like a 15-year-old Bimbo. I don't get it. Like, what the hell is wrong with you? Like, arrested development, that one. Oh, I don't feel bad. Make sure you quote me accurately, media matters, and then please make note that I don't have enough middle fingers to give you salutes. You George Soros lotion boys. Anyway,

it's true. Let's be real. This joy that you feel, you created the situation. He's just running one of the companies and you created the regulations in which he has to operate. You created the framework. He has to operate into that framework.

Why are they mad? They're mad because of what they created? They're mad because they don't like the conditions of insurance? They're mad because they made it a hellscape, just so dumb. And Obamacare's trash. It absolutely is trash. But that's what, you know, and the other difference in Kane noted this, to even compare

the healthcare CEO to Jordan Ely is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. The CEO had no idea it was happening. He was walking in the different direction and this cowardly. Trust Fund Socialist came up behind him and shot him. Jordan Neely was threatening to murder people in their faces after he's already tried to murder people. So this is just not even. This is so goofy. But they felt joy.

They feel joy. I bet she would have felt joy. I bet if they watched, if there had been footage of Jordan Neely, threatening to kill people and getting in the faces of these women, scaring the babies that were on the subway train, on the subway car. I bet that the Taylor Lorenz's of the world would have felt joy at that too, wouldn't they have? Because they're psychos.

Would they have felt joy watching a mother try to shield her child as Jordan Ely was screaming about how he was going to kill them all? Does that get them off? It makes me wonder, these people are that messed up. How messed up are you, that you actually have that enthusiasm over that kind of stuff? these people have a screw loose. And I'm not talking about the Jordan Ely's. I'm talking about like the CNN lady and this bra that we just played on Pierce Morgan's, whatever.

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or the college enrollment levels dropping at a concerning rate. Fewer 18-year-olds are enrolling, especially at four-year schools. But the number of applications continues to grow. I think there needs to be a reworking of the, college system entirely. I think it's absolutely stupid. It's a racket. I think that they try to charge you thousands of dollars to take stupid idiotic humanities classes that do nothing to enrich one's mind, further one's education or have anything to do with their major at all whatsoever. And I think that if any college receives any kind of federal money and they require these students

to take these stupid courses as part of their what their degree coursework, they should be penalized personally. I mean, honestly, it's really as stupid. The way we run higher education is one of the dumbest aspects of this country. It really is. And thanks left. Thanks for doing that. Thanks for consolidating all of the tuition and the loans and driving up costs for everybody.

Tokyo adopts a four-day work week because they're desperate that women have more kids. They do have a huge issue over there as it relates to their, well, their, they're, population size. Their population growth is, is been super slow. They said their fertility rate plummeted to a record low of 1.2 in 2023. Super low fertility rate. So they're implementing a four-day work week for their employees beginning next year, offering them three-day weekends and family-friendly options. And they said that they have to do it to support families. Also, you know, It's a cultural thing and an economic thing. If you could have more families live comfortably on one income, you would probably see more.

If you had lower taxation and less government spending, you would probably see more able to make that choice. And I think that not just here in the United States, but I think that that goes for any country, anybody, because this is something that's affecting everybody around the world. Ooh. Here they go. Here they're setting up the narrative. telegraph another left-linging POS in Britain. America's economy risks massive Trump slump.

They're setting Trump up. I told you this was going to happen. We both told you. Kane and I told you. We talked about this. Kane, what, for weeks? They're going to do this. They said, here's the first sentence.

Donald Trump risks tipping the U.S. into recession if he follows through the promise is made on the campaign trail. So for Republicans, here's why Doge is going to have, and we'll talk more about this, here's why Doge is going to have its work cut out for them. Even if they were to suggest all of these cuts to Congress, Congress still has to vote to implement them. That's number one. Number two, you see these headlines? That's just the start of it.

If you have Republicans actually commit to austerity and reduce government spending and lower taxes, they are going to hammer the GOP with headlines like these. Absolutely. They're going to hammer them with these headlines. And look what happened in Greece when they just tried to implement austerity. People were riding in the streets. So just saying, that's something to think about. This study says regularly posting on social media may worsen mental health and adults. Oh, I completely agree that.

I completely agree with that. In fact, there's most adults, I think, on social media, not us, but everybody else. I think that they live up to this headline hype. Stick with us. I don't know if you saw the crache where they have like this. It's sort of like a giant diorama. I don't know how else to put it. it's like a it's usually like a biblical story laid out in a scene it's like a 3D thing it's a

caldharesh and um in with pope francis apparently i guess they put one up and pull this up it's uh he inaugurated a new nativity scene southern missouri i call it nativity called bethlehem 24 it's in the lobby of the vatican Now, okay, that all sounds well and good, right? You've got a nativity in the lobby of the Vatican. I've been in the lobby of the Vatican. It's huge, huge area. So they put this, and Juan's showing you the photo of it.

Notice something in the photo that Juan's showing you, what is the baby Jesus laying on? He's laying on one of them Hamas picnic blankets. And it's a symbol of the pro-Hamas folks. And I guess it's part of the whole setup. What? What?

Jesus was a Jew, right? Yeah, Jesus was so totally Jewish. Jesus was a Jew. Jesus was Jewish. They called him rabbi for crying out loud. He was Jewish. Why is he laying on a pro-Hamas picnic blanket? And the Krashe. And, oh, oh, guess who was with?

the Pope when he unveiled that. It was the PLO, the Palestine Liberation Organization Executive Committee member Ramsey, Romzi Corey. And he was there on behalf of Mahmoud Abbas, the PLO president, Mahmoud Abbas. Huh. And he court to thank Pope Francis for his unwavering support of the quote unquote palace. I don't like to say Palestine or Palestinian because it's a fake place and a made-up ethnicity. So I don't like saying that because it is. It's not any, I mean, it's not supported by biblical history. It's not even supported by the Quran. It's not supported by any religious text. 2,000 years of antiquity don't support it as a singular place or an ethnicity of people. So Gaza, I like to say Gaza. Gaza, that's a correct term for that geographical area.

And their government is literally Hamas, like they voted for them. So pro-Hamas, it's accurate. they had Corey thank Pope Francis for his support of the Gaza and cause and they want to end the war on Gaza that their government started. Their government started the war, killed a bunch of people. I just find it, I'm just shocked. That's who the Pope had with him. The Pope had him with him. There, unveiling this craze. What?

Are you, really? That's who he had with him. Kane, what are you typing? Just say it. Say it, don't spray it. No, I was just saying, I'm not sure. sure Jesus ever had a... Are they called those

CAFias? Yeah, I call him Picnic Blankets. I'm not sure Jesus ever owned one at any point in his life. Yeah, I don't... It's not historically accurate. It's a tough one to get my mind around. I mean, it's just kind of weird that he has the Hamas, you know, Gaza guy there with him. And they're like, yes, you know, thank you for trying to end the war on Gaza.

What do you mean the war on Gaza? Gaza had a war on Israel. Your elected government did it. Hamas. You still have babies in captivity. The hell are you talking about? Oh, the war on God. All you had to do is release the hostages.

You walking mental abortion, all you had to do was release the hostages. That's it. Oh, but you didn't want to do. So now what? What are people supposed to do? My gosh, if someone busted into my house and kidnapped members of my family, I would literally boil everyone associated with it in acid after I flayed them publicly on my front yard. Oh, I'm not joking.

I would go further. See, I need Cain, sidebar. I need to be in charge of torture. Yeah. So, but Dana, we live in a republic. This is why I can't be a president because I come up with fun jobs like this. Ministry of torture.

Me, just me. Just me. Just make it with me. And it can end when I leave. But I would be really good at this. So good at this. Like, I have a particular set of skills, okay? I have some skills.

You want to know what my skills are? I can do a cat eye, liquid liner like nobody's business. I can do it in three motions. I'm so good. Number one. Number two, ski ball. Oh my gosh. If it was an Olympic sport, I will win so many gold medals for our country.

I can get 100s all day long. Boom, boom, boom. It's like a, oh, I'm so good at it, right? So I got a particular set of skills. I can do things. I can parallel park in two moves. anything. Give me a semi. I'll parallel park it. I've, I've weird skills. I have crazy, weird trivia, a crazy weird trivia mind. So I can do, if you have a really weird trivia nights, I'm your, I'm like your,

you know, I'm your ringer. Bring me in. Can't fold a fitted sheet, you know, can't do that. Um, you know, but there's other things I can do well, but those are some of my top skills, right? And, um, I feel like this would also be one of them, devising ways of torturing one's enemies. And so I'm totally fine with being in charge of that, Minister of Torture. I wouldn't call it torture. Minister of enhanced... No, I don't like interrogation. It's too aggressive.

And remember, they ruined that in the early odds. They ruined the whole phrase. Minister of enhanced... Questioning? Sounds way less harsh than interrogation. doesn't it? Right? Or enhanced cooperation.

Just an enhanced quiz. Yeah. I totally, that's the technique. I'm totally fine with it. Remember, by the way, remember back in the odds when it was all enhanced interrogation and waterboarding?

And I'm like, why are we feeling bad about waterboarding people caught literally in the battlefield in the war on terror? Why are we, I don't feel bad for you. If you're hanging out with terrorists, I don't care. Why waterboard?

Just drown. Just keep them in there. Why are we feeling bad for terrorists? If you're capturing them in acts of terrorism, why is there any kind of feel badness about it? Right? I wouldn't be waterboarding because that's just an aggressive baptism. I would keep you under. So, anyway.

I think we might just add our last band name of the year right there, aggressive baptism. Oh, that would be so good. It's like a Prague rock Christian band, right? Yeah, and everything is in like drop D. be great that list will get debuted next week sweet sweet sa h wheat

all right so back to my whole thing so he has he was conveying thanks of macemad abbess oh but I'm not done yet I'm not done yet because we still have to touch on this but then there was the thing that they put out yeah I don't know if it was

the Vatican but it was like it was like Catholic.org or their big magazine where they had the gender stuff we got to talk about this. All my Catholic friends are up in arms. They're like, live it at the Pope. They're living at this thing. They're mad.

I'm like, it's Christmas. Why are your leaders doing this? Why? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.