The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: June Has Arrived.

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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I really want to read what Steve put in slack because there are he goes there's two he caps locked two TWO there's two I can't say that word can I no not that word

are you sure phallic jokes in this clip but he said the D word two and then he caps locked it again and repeated it Why isn't it even needed to throw in there?

It's a Sesame Street clip. Right. Oh my gosh. Like, yeah, do you want to see my monster piece? Like, oh, yeah. Oh, man. No, I don't. When you make Steve weird about it, that says a lot, you know.

Not like Steve's a freak or anything, but, you know, when you make Steve, like, it's a kid show, you know? Like, would you want your kids watching this? Or your nieces and nephews watching? Oh, welcome back to the show. Dana Lash, top of the second hour. Well, it's Gay Everything Month. Oh, I know it was Memorial Day, just a couple weeks ago. You get a day because apparently it's braver to talk about how much you like to have intercourse and how you like to do it.

That's apparently braver. Our societies. Where's the asteroid? Golly. So that was Sesame Street. What's the point of that? I mean, what do they think the point of it is? I mean, obviously, I'm sorry, that's grimming.

Yeah. Because you're, here's why. You are showcasing something that's literally entirely about genitals. It's not a lifestyle of how you have sex. Look, I don't care what adults do. But when you start going to this level, the reason I think that Kane and I have such a major problem with us is so we're Gen X and yes I'm on the younger end of the spectrum but I'm not a millennial and when we were when we were young growing up in the 90s it was always behind closed doors you don't you're what someone does behind closed doors is not your business things like that right it was something that that I don't remember it being this aggressively pushed like this in society.

And it's, I think that they're conflating activists are conflating people having an issue with it being pushed so aggressively like this, even towards kids, and objection to what private individuals do in their own private time. Right. I think there's a, there's a major difference. and they conflate it so that they can victimize themselves. Nobody loves victimizing themselves more than gay activists. I mean, they want to be the queens of all victims. And I, that's what I think what's so hard for us to grasp, because that's literally all we heard growing up.

Oh, behind closed doors, right? What happens to my clothes is, it's their business. It's not your business, whatever, whatever. And now it's like, no, no, no. Not only do you have to accept it, but you have to applaud it, cheer it, and all of that. That is way different from how we were raised. You know, like, I don't sit here and go out and be like, oh, I shouldn't say this. You know what I mean?

Like, we don't sit here and talk about the stuff that we do. Right. Because no, manners, and also nobody cares, right? Nobody cares. I don't know why these white gay activists think that they have to and then they get upset like what do you mean we can't talk about penises with your child well that's not appropriate why do you hate gay people well there's no that's not what we're talking about you're conflating everything it's just weird and it's aggravating and annoying and you don't need to be doing this for kids if you're if you do this with kids you have every you can't get offended of we're being a call to groomer because that's what you're you are. It's messed up. This is messed up. Yeah, take it, take it back in the closet. Go back in the closet. Get the hell back in there. This is, I was telling Kane, a friend of mine, I don't want to out them. Well, I mean, you know, like, you know, publicly, but they consider themselves a gay

conservative. And they got, in a couple of years ago, they got stuck in traffic because gay activists blocked the road. And they recorded themselves leaning out of their car, screaming, why can't you just be normal F-A you know why can't you just be normal and go do normal F-A stuff like

and they were mad because they were made late to work it's the whole thing is I just I don't understand what the protest is what all of this is about and like you have to have a whole month of this and now what the activists are mad because Target was like the rainbow stuff isn't selling

let's put the flag stuff in its place and now they're all mad as though like USA merchandise is somehow is not inclusive of gay people? I don't get it.

But it's, this is beyond. This is about when you're roping the kids into it, this isn't about acceptance. This is about

brainwashing at this point. And these kids don't understand these concepts. I think it's abusive. They don't understand these concepts. Kanehead video.

Who, okay, they shut this road down. What is this? It's on our audio list, right? They shut this row down. I can't say what they were chanting, can I? Well, wait, if I can't say what they're chanting,

that is so lame. But it's news. So they said that, well, no, I can't say that. They did say honk if you love strippers, which I have no idea what that has to do with gay activist protests. I don't know. But they had an ambulance in Minneapolis. They had to do a detour because there were a group of people in thongs that blocked the road.

And they created a blockade. It's the grain belt bridge It was blocked for over 25 minutes During rush hour And they blocked the bridge And it was activists that were like in thongs And they were screaming I can't say something

They said we love this and we love that I can't say any of those things on air And then they said something about strippers Which I don't even understand what that was about And And I don't know I don't know I have a question

Yes, Kane What if someone dies as a result of their ambulance being blocked by these thong wearing protesters. Who do they hold accountable at that point? Who's held accountable? I don't know. I mean, I would, I'd like to say the activist, but, you know, we all know, apparently that that's never going to happen.

Blocking traffic. Okay, so aren't protests, aren't they supposed to be to attract sympathy and support? Isn't that what protests are for? So how did we go from that to protests are just about making everybody mad? If you, I don't care what you're, if you are protesting against clubbing baby seals and you block me in rush our traffic, I will literally come out and club a baby seal to death myself as a protest against your protest. Oh, hell yes, I will. To hell with the seals at that point. Done with it.

You can't do that. I mean, you can say that I can't, but I physically can. Whatever it is. If you're like, we don't want to shoot kittens out of a cannon and we're going to block traffic, we're protesting against shooting kittens out of a cannon, we're going to block traffic. I'm going to shoot a kitten out of a cannon now to spite you because you blocked me in rush hour traffic. You're not engendering sympathy for your cause. That's the whole point, you know.

I mean, you're, I mean, think about like in the same. 60s and, you know, the peaceful protests at lunch counters. And when you would see what, you know, individuals endured, you know, you would, it was a nonviolent protest. You would, you would have sympathy and support that generated for them. And that's, that's normally how protests go. You're not, you're not supposed to just tick off everybody that you're trying to get support from. But I feel like these are remedial people we're dealing with here. They're not the brightest activists out there. They really aren't. So it's rainbow everything right now.

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Tell them, Dana sent you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I saw this last night as I was getting ready to go to bed, and you guys know how I love thinking of, or like, love asking my husband insane questions right before I go to bed, and then he's just like, would you just please stop talking? God help me.

headline scientist calculates I wanted to know this the size of a meatball made from the entire human race I was shocked because I thought if you took all the people on the planet and you made us into one giant meatball that it would be huge meatball it's not though I'm so disappointed so if you made a meatball from the entire human race it's absolutely weeny tiny it's maybe two and a half times as tall as the New York's Empire State Building maybe around three size three times the size of Paris's Eiffel Tower it is actually tiny for some of 7.8 billion people. Juan is, that's what it would look like. That's it. That's all the people on Earth and one meatball. So they're grinding us all up and putting this into a ball? I'm just saying if you wanted to know this. You know, maybe trivia night or something. It's interesting.

I just, I can't believe this. Some people are like, is this, are you okay? Is this no, no, no. But think about it. Like, what would it be if we were all a meatball? There you go. There's your answer right there. I'm shook.

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know how to read this. It says, our first all minus two S-L-G-B-T-Q-I-A plus flight. Okay, first off, what is that? Oh, gosh, I want to Google this. I don't want to, I don't want my algorithm to show me a bunch of gay stuff now. It doesn't even recognize it. I don't even know what this is. why is it a minus 2SL? What? I don't know. It's just what it says. So minus 2SLGBQIA plus flight was the heartfelt celebration reflecting our unwavering commitment to inclusivity and equality in the air and on the ground.

Can you fly the damn plane? That's all we care about. You know, are you able to fly the plane? See, this is the Air Canada thing. Watch. It was a bit of a range of emotions this morning coming here and getting dressed for this flight. It's a moment it's the right we've seen today. I've found a good initiative for the community in town.

I'm like a little thrill of doing to do a vote today. I'm there to support my female, one of my four children and in the community. It's a French. On purpose. An occasion to support more. It makes sense. We are doing the first ever. Now, let me get that one straight because a few letters have been added to this one.

2S-LGBQ IA plus flight ever in Canada. What is 2S? With the progress flag, there's something in there that represents me as well. So it was a bit of joy having the opportunity to do this flight today. Okay, can you fly the plane? You know, I don't care what... I don't care. Can you fly the plane?

Can you fly the plane? That's all I care about. Did you cover your mouth? I did. Okay, good. No, but I like to go to bad with the men. Okay, but that's... Are you going to be...

Like, if we run into a bird, can you fly it out? Yeah, Lorraine says that's two-spirit. I still don't even understand what that. That means you're possessed. That's possession. You've got a devil. We're going to fly the blood. Yes, your LGB2 into Spain.

That's what that means. Just, I'm just curious why there's so much emphasis on that and not, you know, other thing. Now, does Brian over the Dallas Cowboys, a lot of people were criticizing him and they just need to shut up their mouths. He slammed the NFL as a gay pride post resurfaced. So it was an older post from 2021. It was a 30-second video. remember the video where they're like football is gay, football is lesbian, football is beautiful, football is queer, football's transgender, footballs for everyone. And he had said, these are wild statements to make. And he goes, I'm going to probably tell my boys that football is none of these things. I have nothing against gays, but this is far from right. Go does Bryant, yes. And he's, I mean, he's right. That was a stupid thing that they put out. And, um, Of course, you know, the activist immediately, they're like gay people are persecuted.

Well, shut up. No, they're not. You know where they're being persecuted? And Gaza. Oh, what? And a lot of these countries that you think are so much better and a lot of these nations that aren't their own countries that you think are so much better than the United States. All of the people out there with the picnic blankets and the Gaza flag that think that they wouldn't be thrown off a roof the second they landed. Come on.

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