The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Kamala's Desperation Tour Continues

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. A man dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn down his ex-lover's house with pasta sauce. What? Yeah.

Oh, wow. So this guy was caught. He tried to break into a home into the land. And he was going to start. steal a flat screen. Then he left a pot of red goose sauce and a washcloth near the stove. He was trying to start a fire with it. The victim alerted

police to the break-in. The resident security system notified of motion in the house, according to Volusia County Sheriff's office. The dude tried to flee the scene, and he was in a, I guess, like a cow costume? A bull onesie? The victim said

it started out as a relationship that lasted about a week. I let him use my car for four months, and then I gave him $150. to fix his teeth. What in the world? So now they, and the police apparently are aware of the, they knew the suspect. Oh my gosh. So yeah, it looked like he was trying to like make it look like the guy like the stove was on and then used that to burn the house down. So he was arrested in the costume. I'm really sad that there's not video of that. So let's see here. I got another. This is in Port St. Lucy. A man is behind bars. He brandished a flame.

thrower at police. Joseph Morton, 39, was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated assault. I'm not funny, but it kind of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer and resisting without violence. So they, Port St. Lucy said they responded to the reports of an explosion and there was smoke in the area. When they arrived, the guy was yelling at officers from his backyard and he had a handheld flamethrower. And the police said, told him to drop it at gunpoint. He refused. And then he pointed the flamethrower at one of the officers. And one officer grabbed the flamethrower from Morton. And the guy ran back in his house. And he ended up finally being taken into custody. They had to like tase him practically half the death. He's being held on $5,500 bond. You can't just like point a flamethrower at police. It's not how that works. This is Fox 13. A Florida man was accused of trying to steal a generator that powered a traffic light after Hurricane Morton, or Milton, why would you do that? This Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office responded to a man stealing a generator literally on the,

like a street corner. The officials say workers who were in the area gave deputies photos of the suspected thief in his license plate. They arrested him. You can apparently get, so they can elevate the crime against you, the charge, if it's during a state of emergency. I didn't know that. Yeah.

So he was charged with grand theft of the third. degree during a state emergency. Yeah, why would you do that? I mean, I know that people get desperate, but I'm just saying. So in Stewart, Florida, a man returned home after three days of sheltering from Hurricane Milton and he found an alligator legit in his pool. Oh, wow. So the Amil Takuba said he returned home to his home in Stewart, Florida.

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You don't, like, edit in between. That's not what live-to-tape is. And I've done tons of live-to-tape stuff, so that's how that works. And so that's how they're running it. I don't know how long it's going to be. I'm curious to see what kind of questions were asked. So she's, they're trying to act like it's a big deal that she's doing that.

She didn't want to do this event. Well, because it's the economic club. What is she going to speak to? You've heard her talk about economics, right? It's like trying to listen to a drunk bridesmaid at a wedding reception, spelled bananas in the Gwen Stefani Hollaback song. That makes actually more sense than Kamala Harris talking about the economy. I don't know.

I wonder if she's going to be asked about her plagiarism, too, and what kind of Glock she owns. I've got a lot of questions that I hope that Brad Bear asks. So we'll see. But, yeah, she's, Trump is on stage there answering these questions. And in the meantime, Kamala Harris is trying to play the race card so hard. So it's, what is it, racially based loans, weed, crypto. Almost sounds like a joke, but it's real. Yeah, it's real.

She's trying to do everything she can't. Because she's hurting. She's also dragging down all of the other down-ballot races. I was reading how the Senate race in Wisconsin, for instance, is not going well. Democrats are freaking out about that. There's a lot of warning signs about this one. So they said that the Cook Political Report shifted it to toss up just in the past week. And it's Tammy Baldwin's race.

I made mention of this yesterday. And it's a tight race. but the fact that it's narrowed that much is incredibly telling. In all of these states where you have senators that are incumbents or congressional members that are incumbents and they should not be struggling this much, that's the effect of this ticket, the depressive effect that the Harris-Waltz ticket has on these down-ballot races. That's something else. Very interesting to watch. No, instead, she's, well, it's a bunch of race-baiting. She's, that's kind of what she's been doing this entire time.

She's, was this when she was on, what's his face? Martin's show, what's that audio sound about you were playing? Where she's acting like, oh, people assess the home values of black property owners, you know, regularly. She, like, gives this anecdotal story and acts like that's the rule, not, and upon which all of this is done. It's illegal to actually assess somebody's property value differently because of race. Play that, because this is what she's been. Okay. Well, that's how the race baiting is so bad. That's all they're talking about. And it's not just from her. It's also from her surrogates. Audio somebody 13. Here's that bald woman from MSNBC.

And some Democrats are starting to believe the disinformation, too. Have you noticed how sharply the polls have shifted in Trump's favor over the last couple weeks? With these claims that Trump is surging with black and Latino voters and leading in every single swing state. according to secret internal polls, despite all the Hitler talk. What? Yes. This race will be far too close. Because unfortunately, we do have a fascist groundswell in parts of this country, mainly among white men, let's be clear, but in small pockets among black and brown men, too.

This happens to be a global phenomenon as women become more economically independent and seek positions of power. I mean, that's not, look, This does not work. This does not work anymore. This does not work. Well, it's because, you know, the polls are shifting in his favorites because of all. She's a racist. It's because it's white people's fault. The white people have convinced the black people to, oh my gosh. Yeah, here's when she's talking to Martin and she's trying to say that property values are assessed based on race, which actually is illegal, but whatever.

Elimination and home appraisals. We've taken on the fact that you know those stories about a black family is trying to get their, their home appraised. They want to get a second mortgage. They want to sell the house, whatever. And they bring in the appraiser. The appraiser looks around, looks at the family pictures, and appraises it for less than it's worth. The family knows that. They're not stupid. The black folks got to remove photos. So then they remove photos and everything else, right? They remove all of blackness. All of that. And then they ask a white family that's a friend of theirs. Come in, they put up their pictures, and the house gets appraised for more.

Racial bias. We're taking that on for the first time. Yeah, that's illegal to do, by the way. You can't. And that's all like, just, I don't believe her. I don't actually believe her. In fact, one of the notes on this was that there was a court case that was in California, and there was no bias or discrimination that was actually proved. It was just a bad appraisal.

And the people who were bringing it to court tried to turn it into a race issue because the appraiser was white. And they tried to make that the issue as a way to get more money in a settlement. And in fact, the court determined there was nothing found in this. There was no racial discrimination at all whatsoever. So this is just entire, this is nonsense. I mean, and anybody who's ever done comps on houses, I mean, all those value, the assessments on property value are done by comparing what has sold in the neighborhood recently. It's not like, oh, well, this is a family of color.

This is this family or whatever. and then that somehow, unless it's meth, Kane, I will say. Or ghosts. Oh, yeah. That's a thing. Yeah. There are your exceptions. Death, meth, and ghosts.

Death, meth, and ghosts. Was there an axe murderer? There was. Okay. Somebody was ax murdered in there? Going to affect your property value. Were people cooking up meth in the kitchen? I mean, I would be worried that the house could still blow up.

That is going to affect your value. Is the house haunted? because it the house is haunted, then that could probably possibly affect your family. I'm just saying, you know, those things. But not the family's racial makeup. Shut up.

Not the family's racial makeup. This is so dumb. Why is that the issue? But yet no one's talking about the whole, oh, remember, you were supposed to build all this broadband and help people in rural areas and you had $42 billion in taxpayer cash. How many people did you connect?

Like, I just feel like if you're going to talk about property you're going to talk like that would be what you would bring up right isn't that the issue that you would you maybe would bring that up am i crazy to think that no dana you're you're not crazy taney you're not crazy our partners at caltech the p15 i was talking to an acquaintance acquaintance of mine a little earlier because they were asking me well uh they wanted to get a micro compact pistol they wanted something that was easy to easy to conceal easy to carry and so one of my suggestions was one that I have in my rotation. It's the P-15 from Keltec. It is the lightest, thinnest, double-stack 9-millimeter that is on the market, and it has a 15-round capacity. Actually,

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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. A colossal snake measuring over 50 feet long. That's a person-eating snake was found in India. I mean, they've got these stories of these giant snakes eating people. I mean, literally had one last month. It was really gross. But they unearthed

the fossilized remains. They think it's the largest of its kind ever found. It's dubbed the... Okay. Vasuki and Dycus. Yeah. It stretches 50 feet long.

It dwarfs. It, like modern day pythons. It is huge. And they published this in the journal Scientific Reports. This is crazy. It's huge. The snake is huge. 27 vertebrae.

It's like giant. It's a giant snake. And thankfully it's fossilized and there's not one around here because that's, it is so big. Like, it could eat multiple people. They would have to eat multiple, like, people in order. to be full. It could eat an elephant. Juan's giving you in the simulcast, like, that's how big the sneak is. That's crazy. No thanks. No thanks.

A New York City man who lost an arm and a leg after he's hit by a train wins a $90 million suit against MTA. I mean, it did cost him an arm and a leg. That's, this is, I mean, I don't even know how someone, that's wild, but yeah, he, $90 million, he won that suit. It severed one of his legs, his hip joint, and most of his arm. the train operator failed to stop for a guy who fell, the guy was drunk and he fell into the subway tracks and the train ran him over. So, okay, I understand that they have like security and regulations governing that, but also when you're drunk and you fall into the train tracks,

is there not any kind of responsibility that is on the part of the person who could fall onto the train tracks from being drunk? I mean, I'm just asking some questions. I just, that's all I'm saying. A man, this is wild, developed a cone-shaped bulge on his head because he breakdances too much. He had to actually, it's a metro, British paper, he had to undergo surgery because he spent so much time spinning on his head that he developed a break dance bulge. And apparently, I didn't even know this, it's like the cauliflower ear of the breakdance community. It's not really studying in medicine, but they,

said that, I guess like that can happen if you spin on your head a lot? I don't know. Wow. Okay. So, yeah, he had to actually get it removed and it was the head spin hole. That's what he ended up. That's kind of gross. And I didn't even know that you could get that thing. Okay, but you can. And they said that break dancers, it's not unusual in the break dancing community to get cone heads because you're spinning on your head. All right, all right, all right. There you go. This two-classes. comments are going to be visible in the night skies this month. None of them are going to hit Earth. I know, we're all sad. None of them are

smart, but two will be visible. It's the Oort cloud. O-O-O-R-T, the Oort cloud. It's a spherical shell, and it's invisible, but now you're going to be able to see it because these two comets. So, there you go. I want to change it up because there's a Bigfoot, apparently, in Kentucky. Did you guys hear about

this? Chilling video captures Bigfoot noises. That literally could be like your, you know, your Uncle Leroy out there in the bush, out there in the brush, making weird noises. A Bigfoot investigator, these, I love that these exist, has shared incredible new audio of what he believes are sounds made by the mysterious beast as it roams the woods in Kentucky. For over three decades, Charlie Raymond, of course he's a Florida native, has meticulously documented nearly 700 sightings

of the elusive creatures in his new home state of Kentucky. He has established the Kentucky Bigfoot research organization, organization, after college and the calls have flooded and ever since. So he's been out there and he's been looking. He said in one clip, a loud whooping sound can be heard. Wooping, whooping. And he says it's identical to the recordings captured by another dude in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. He said it's an exact match and it is not human. These whoops are almost 50 years apart and over 4,000 miles away. Did you hear that, Kane? Them whoops. Them whoops are 50 years apart and over 4,000 miles away. And he said that, because they're called, I think they're called differently, like the Bigfoot's, Bigfoot.

We need like a AP style book entry on this. Like, because it's moose is singular plural. You don't say mooses and you don't say me's. I'm just curious what the Bigfoot thing is. But he says, I don't know, I kind of want, I want to believe that Bigfoot exists. Because that would explain the behavior of a lot of people. But also because I love the idea of there being a giant creature that exists out in the wilderness that hates people so bad that you can't get it. You can't capture it.

You can't find it. And it's able to elude all sightings. I mean, think of it. Everybody's got a phone. Everybody's got a video camera. And there's not literally one credible recording of this thing. I love the idea that it is real. and it hates people so bad and it is so good at eluding stupid humans that no one's been able to catch it.

There's something that I admire about that. Teach me your ways. And they said that like they can knock, they can do whistles, hand claps, tree knocks, all this stuff. And I think it's hysterical. They feel like they think that they've deciphered it. Like if they hear a knock out in the woods, then that's like a home knock. That's like one of them knocking to the other one. I probably think they could verbalize.

You know, they've got like mouths and throats and voice boxes and that. I just, you know, feel like they could do that. But in Kentucky, though? I think it's in Kentucky? I mean, I think that it's probably like in Washington State or something up there, like in the Sierra Nevada, something like that, up in the northwest. Because isn't that where it's supposed to be? But it could probably be in Kentucky.

I wouldn't doubt it. There's lots of caves and hills up there. It might be one migrating south for the retirement. maybe it got aggravated because too many pot smoking hippie hikers were getting all up in its business. And so it decided to come to Kentucky. Maybe it decided to do that. That's a possibility. I don't know.

I love that. I love the idea of one. I mean, I was my cousins and I used to go out in the woods when we were kids. Back when you could, we'd take BB guns. And we'd like, our parents had no idea where we were. It's like amazing that the stuff that if you were a kid like in the 80s and 90s, the stuff that you were that you could do compared to kids now right like we did everything like we went out and we were gone all day long it's wild but we were all we're all out in the woods i never

saw nothing i mean i i would see like scraggly coyotes and all that but i never saw really a big foot per se never really saw anything like that always wanted to but never did anyway if it's in kentucky make sure it's registered to vote like go on and get it find its little herd of other Bigfoot's. Bigfoot, Fits, Fetes, I don't know. And make sure they're all registered to vote. If Bigfoot could vote,

I think I know how Bigfoot would vote. Because Bigfoot wants to be left alone. And I think I know how it would vote. Just saying. So they, it's just audio recordings. You know what? I don't believe the audio recordings. It could be just this guy in the woods doing this stuff.

And he's like, look, I got her, got Bigfoot on audio. I could do that. I could go out in my backyard and do that. And it'd be like, Kane, I got audio. Bigfoot, it exists. Listen to him. He's home knocking to his sweetie.

I don't think so. I don't think the same thing. It's not the same thing. Anyway, I hope it does exist. Really do. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already,

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