The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Kamala's Possibly Drunken Threats

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Dana Lashes of Sur Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Florida woman was arrested for a bomb threat to the University of Central Florida. She spammed a professor with texts and selfies saying, I'm going to blow you up. Pretty sure that that's the, like, immediately how you're going to go straight to jail, just straight to jail. She landed her in jail. Kristen Galley, 29, faces a charge of false reporting.

It was a drunken threat that landed her in jail, according to the arrest affidavit released this week. They said that the incident, which happened in May, but the arrest affidavit was only just released today, called the front desk at University of Central Florida student care services and said that she was going to blow them all up. They identified her. Apparently she was a student there.

And she said she was just angry and made a mistake. She goes, I was drunk and I thought it would be fun. They didn't. So now she's, oh, she faces charges at a false reporting of a bombing against a state-owned property and unlawful use of a two-way communication device. So her hearing is scheduled for in a few days, actually. So you can't do that. They're not going to go, oh, you were drunk. That's okay. That's all right. You get a pass. It doesn't, doesn't work that way. It's, that's Florida. They're not going to do that. This is wild. A Florida man's cross necklace saves him from a stray bullet. New York Post. This is crazy. A Florida man, 20-year-old, is crediting faith. Aidan Perry, he was at his friend's house when, I don't know how this happens. He's accidentally shot by a 40-calibur.

I don't even know how. He was rushed to the hospital, taken to the operating room. He survived. He was wearing a gold necklace with a cross-pendant. And medics say that they believe it split the bullet, saving his organs from damage. it went through his chest, exited near his armpit, reentered through his arm,

and so he has a broken bone from it, but they said that he was spared the worst because that thing split it. And they saved the necklace. I mean, it was struck. And, man, I hope he gets a new necklace he's going to need. But how in the world, were they like, the guy who apparently

allegedly shot him, it was unintentionally. He was arrested in Sumter County. It sounds like someone was not using responsible. That's divine. carrying there. Yeah, exactly. A Florida man abandoned 111 geckos in a storage unit, and they're getting him for animal cruelty. I think he ought to be abandoned in a storage unit. Did I say that out loud? I did. They said it's a horrible neglect case. Florida Fish and Wildlife got involved.

He stopped paying for the storage unit, and that's how they discovered it. There were 111 fat-tailed geckos. They were all in individual containers. 41 of them were already gone. Oh, gosh, it's horrible. skeletal remains. It's just horrible. They said they had no food or water at all whatsoever. And no, and they'd been there like for two months. No one checked on them for two months. So they found the guy. He is prohibited from possessing or having contact with animals and he had to forfeit the remaining geckos in his care. Oh my gosh. Just stop just stop being worthless humans. Just don't be mean. I mean they're geckos. I mean they're, you know, would I have them as a pet? No, because I can't like pet them and hug them, you know, but that doesn't mean you put them in a tub or

thing in a storage shed for two months and don't touch them. Let's see, this. I got a couple of others here too. Let's see, do I want to get the school runs already. Let's do this one. The school run is already starting off real fun. A woman is accused of bumping a mother with her car and threatening to shoot her outside of a Miami-Dade elementary school.

Erica Cruz, she was dropping off her kid. She exchanged words with another woman who was walking her disabled son to school. Uh, the victim told officers that the vehicle approached her and her son. The driver began honking. She began screaming, hurry the blink up from her vehicle. They exchanged words. And then Cruz bumped the victim's left side of the body with her car. Uh, and she got out of her vehicle, open her purse and told the victim, say one more word and I will shoot you in the face. Oh boy. Uh, the victim was afraid, obviously. So Cruz was arrested on a number of different charges. She's going to have felonies on her record and will be a prohibited possessor.

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Take it to the people. And not allow the people who want to cheat the money. When it is time to fight fire with fire. And that's what this moment is requiring of all of us. Kane and I are debating how drunk she is. I say point two one. Where did the, that accent come from? It's an alcoholic accent, Dana.

It's funny you should ask. Yeah, it's, um, hmm. I think her influence is gone. I don't think anybody pays attention to anything she says anymore. Her influence is just gone. Hers and I would say several others. But she's, there's, she's, she can't run for anything again. She's not going to be able to run for anything again.

No one's going to vote for her. Not even California. They're not going to vote for her. Not going to vote for her in California. Not going to happen. Welcome back to the program. The, yeah, it's, I guess she's, I don't, the fight fire with fire, well, they've already done. that. I mean, they weren't fighting fire. They just

started one. They have set buildings on fire at the left, and they've set churches on fire. And I mean, they've already been fighting with fire. The fire wasn't done to them. Again, they set it. They're arsonists. BLM. It stands for Burnley murder. I mean, yeah. You know this. So, uh, I don't think that that's, where else do they go? What does the left go? After so many years of

outright you know violence in the streets and threatening I mean threatening Supreme Court justices and I mean for crying out loud three times they've tried to take Trump off the board I mean he was shot in the head for crying out loud

and oh it was his ear says the left oh for crying out loud I'm not even going to deal with you people he was shot in the head I don't know I don't think that encouraging them to embrace violence or to use violence is a really good thing right now for everybody. Let's just not. Let's maybe come up with some policy and outline a mission to get the country back on track

fiscally, et cetera, what you would do better and maybe roll with that and then try to persuade people that way. But this idea that when they're not in power, you are being robbed of something, That is always their pitch. Their pitch is never where we're going to reduce taxes. And we're going to onshore more jobs. And we're going to make manufacturing great again. Domestic manufacturing.

We're going to do all of these things. They never outline anything like that. It's always you're being robbed, racism or sexism. That's their pitch every time. It's an old pitch. I'm tired of hearing it. That's like another Star Wars movie. My gosh, how many are there now?

I'm so tired of it all. I'm tired of that pitch. That's all they've been pitching people for this. entire time. Now that, to me, it sounds like a call to violence when I hear her say that. I mean, the left, as Lorraine reminded in Slack, she's like, well, you know, it sounds like a call to violence. It does because it is. They're, they're, they, they'll make this call, but then they'll back away and say, well, it's just words. But if it's anyone else, I cannot, I cannot tell you the number of times the left and some of the right clout chasers have lost their minds at me

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I like the name of it, although it sounds almost like a sketchy dive bar in a way, doesn't it? Welcome to the Lone Star Lockup. Go get drunk, ride our bull, and spew everywhere. The Trump administration opens the largest immigration detention center in the United States. In Fort Bliss, Texas, Lone Star Lockup. Do we get our alligators? Do we get alligators? Wait, hold full stop here.

That's a great question. What do we have? I mean, we've got. Some bugs, some scorpions. We got some weirdo moth-bee things. Armadillas dangerous. They have leprosy. By the way, we had an armadillo hole in our yard.

And 30% of my brain was like free pet. And then the other was like leprosy. So it didn't happen. So anyway, they say it said the detention center is going to help ease overcrowding at other facilities and serve as a hub. I hope it doesn't descend into like borderlands chaos, although it's, It sounds like there's a risk there. But hopefully it won't. I think our Border Patrol will do a darn good job.

Hurricane Aaron. Steve is going to yeat himself right into the eye of this thing. Not even kidding. It's going all the places where I like to go. I'm really sad about this. Juan is showing you it's right over everywhere I like to go. Just so rude. It's like going, it's just on a direct path to hit every place I like to go.

Gosh, dang it. So it's going to feel a dangerous surf, coastal flood risk, from the Carolinas to New England. Just get ready for your flight delays. Everybody, just go ahead. Just resign yourself to that fact. Superman actor, Terrence Stamp, has passed away at 87. This guy, he was in a lot of stuff.

He was Zod. He was Zod in the Superman films. He's been in all kinds of stuff. He was a British actor. He's been in like a million things. But he's passed away. So I guess... Is he part of the pool?

Yeah, I think it's going to be part of the rule of three. There you go. It's going to be part of the rule of three. Future humans will be hairless and lose four other body parts thanks to human lifestyle, modern lifestyles, it says. I don't like any of those. So experts say changes in diet, technology, and environment could drive these drastic evolutionary shifts over the last dozen. What do we lose in? Okay, so we'll be hairless.

That's kind of gross. They said it's a standard grooming practice. Was this the vaccine that programmed our DNA to DNA? No. And then also hairs. it's becoming finer and sparser. Our wisdom teeth are going to go away. Makes sense.

Everyone's dumb. I'm kidding. Tailbone. I don't even know why we need it. Appendix, it's a little annoying thing. That's all going to go with ear muscles. Out of all the things to lose, like just randomly ear muscles, we have a lot more on the way. Stick with us.

I think that's because Taylor Swift produces great art, but also because she models something. At every stage of her career, she's shown a certain way of being that resonated with Michael. kids and also felt right to me as a parent, and she's still doing that as a grown-up. Like a lot of you, I struggle with how to stand up to bullies without letting their meanness infect me and change me. You may have seen that the governor of California has been generating a lot of attention lately by posting on social media in a satirical way, where he mocks Donald Trump and his all-caps megalomania and his absurdity, and I find it very funny. hilarious even sometimes.

But I got to be honest, it also leaves me with a strange feeling at times because I don't want us to become like Trump and his... Can you keep your strange feelings to yourself? Asking for several million friends. It's James Comey who, I don't... I know. He ran the FBI. And I don't know about you, but I don't know. Like I just, I don't know. It's weird.

It's weird. It's weird that a grown man, first off that he's talking about Taylor Swift, but that a grown man is this petty. Okay, leave that to us, women. All right. That's our thing. We do that. Not you. All right?

Especially somebody who runs the FBI. I don't want to see that. That's just, it doesn't do anything to help. increase the trust in our agencies, our departments, when we see former heads of them act in such a way. I mean, and it's not like his kids are a little bitty either. His kids are like old. So what are you talking about? I don't get it. Like he's old enough to be my dad. What are you talking about? You don't have like a 10 year old at home. What are you doing? Oh, I don't know. It's weird, y'all. It's weird. All right.

I'm making sure that. Oh, my. Hang on. So Wick jail broke. And he's trying to come in the studio. I had to bribe him with a rough greens chew. He hates Kane. Hates him.

And he's, um... He doesn't hate me. He's waiting patiently. It's like he's saying something to me intensely. That's all. He's staring at us through the crack door because he's... Yeah, there he goes. Hang on, dude. Hang on, my dude.

All right, today's stupidity. Can't throw it at us. One, cut forward. John Brennan. He thinks Putin put a chip in the limo when he was riding with Trump the other day. Listen to this. So I think you could see on Putin's face, he felt very, very comfortable. And the fact that he was given a ride then in the presidential limousine, The Beast.

I certainly hope the Secret Service has swept that vehicle very well in terms of any type of small microchip. Like when you were in office, when you were doing things for the government. By the way, he's probably still doing things. And that does it for us today. you're going to go handle a wig before he steals a car. I don't know. God love you guys. We'll be back with you tomorrow.

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