The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Katy Perry's History Lesson

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes of Surtruth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Today and gross, a guy tried to pay for intercourse at a Florida club, and then he called 911 to complain about not receiving the services, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office. He said he went to this club and paid $300 for those romantical services at the Oz Gentleman's Club. That's your first tip.
Starting point is 00:00:42 And they said he asked for a private room and was denied. So now they've charged him. His name is Sultan Alnofay. He faces a charge of misuse of the wireless 911 system. And, you know, maybe don't play Stephen games. So wait. Gentlemen's clubs aren't where you learn to be a gentleman? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:01:05 That is, um, correct, sir. That's weird. Yes, that is, that is. False advertising. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's true. Think about it. A, this isn't so wild, went through me for a loop. A, Florida mayor was convicted for 120 plus fraudulent flights as a fake attendant.
Starting point is 00:01:22 He literally used the internal flight booking system designed for employees of several airlines to get himself. How that is a security. What? 35 years old from South Florida. He illegally boarded more than 120 flights across the U.S. because he faked being a flight attendant. It's exactly. He flew on American, Delta, United, all of it through every major airport you can imagine. They're false pretenses. So they've got in charge with a whole bunch of stuff. Okay, can we talk about Katie Perry? Because Lorraine was on a tear this morning. Lorraine, I think, does not, I kind of get the sense that she doesn't like Katie Perry. I mean, she has been on a tear on Katie Perry in slack.
Starting point is 00:02:12 I mean, yeah, that guy who fought her for that house, that veteran, that they were in a fight over a piece of property over, they should have had Lorraine in the courtroom. So Katie Perry posted this. All right, ready? She says, now imagine her saying it. This is the same chick who was up in that, up in space. right saying oh my goddess it's so contrived and ridiculous she says that Los Angeles a place that literally began as el Pueblo de ne'sreira la rena de los Angeles founded by Mexican
Starting point is 00:02:51 settlers in 1781 oh wait well hold up what she continues this was once Mexican and land and the people being targeted today are often descendants of those who have lived here for generations or who came seeking safety and work and dignity. And seeing. Okay, so I had some thoughts on this. Yeah. First off, I think she doesn't know the difference between Mexico and Spain. That's my first thought. What is Mexican settler? Because I I know the Spanish conquistadors that came over. They were already conquistador, I've got to say. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So what is she talking about? That doesn't even make any sense. And also, that area didn't even want to be a part of Mexico. From what? Let me pull this up. History is fun. History is fun. We love history.
Starting point is 00:03:56 So in looking at Mexico, it was pretty much barren land that they didn't even want and we bought it. Yeah. We purchased it. And it was after 17, what did she say? Uh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- so when did we buy? Mm-hmm. I think it was like 1858 or something.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah. Yeah. So. Oh, Lorraine went further back than that. She was like, no, here's the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. And like went back into the, I mean, the treaty which gave Texas and everything to the U.S. et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Now, you know, her husband is Mexican. And she was talking about also how racist colonial Mexico was, which I've heard about. But it's very interesting to see people,
Starting point is 00:04:44 and I cannot wait for some of the replies from like our, our, our GV area, all of that. Because, yeah, you were, you were pretty much, it was all based upon class division. And I just, you know, I think it's interesting because every minority in the United States came from a group that discriminated against other people. Everyone. American Indians are not even an exception. Everyone. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:08 There was, and one of the things that Lorena noted, too, is that they literally had like a gradient. I'm not kidding you. Like a skin color gradient. How dark were you when you came over? Because that depended upon how you fit into society. It was, colonial Mexico was incredibly racist. And they had.
Starting point is 00:05:30 had the, they kept that as part of their records, everything. It was all, all of it determined. It's like a caste system. And I just, she just doesn't seem to be, Katie Perry is not the smartest tool in the shed. She doesn't seem to be very aware of it. But when she says too, at the end of her post, she's like, you know, people who come seeking safety, work, and dignity,
Starting point is 00:05:54 well, why doesn't she allow them to come and seek safety, work, and dignity in any one of her houses? Like the house that she fought a veteran over to buy. Oh, yeah. She took that guy to court and then was like, you're going to pay my millions of dollars and back, uh, and lawyers fees and all of this.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Like why it doesn't? Or she's got a history. I just, I don't know. I, I, why would you say something like this too? Her last album tanked.
Starting point is 00:06:20 She could not give away tickets to her tour. They, I didn't have to cancel dates for her tour? I think so. She, she's not, no, people are rejecting her.
Starting point is 00:06:29 sidebar they're rejecting bianca boy carter too and the speculation is that uh because they have not figured out how to grow with their fan base and attract other new fans from gen z and alpha yeah that's why cowboy they couldn't even give cowboy carter tickets away that tour they were literally giving free tickets away through shelters they could not give tickets away they slashed tickets twice they couldn't they were i think she was at wembley or she was she was performing somewhere in London. And I think it was supposed to be three nights and they didn't even sell out the first night, which compared to her Renaissance tour, and I'm not saying it because I'm a fan of hers. I like using this as a thermometer as a measure for where culture is. Yeah, like that one sold out within
Starting point is 00:07:13 hours, but this one, people aren't doing it anymore. And the thought from insiders and executives in the industry is that, and I don't like Taylor Swift, but they said that one of the things that Swift has been able to do is grow her audience with her. Maybe. Maybe. that's why she's like 30-something years old and tries to still sound like an 18-year-old, I don't know. But that Beyonce and Katie Perry haven't done that. And their audience now is dealing with mortgages and kids and kids going into college and all this stuff. And they just don't, they don't have time for this anymore. And her ticket prices were astronomical for this tour.
Starting point is 00:07:49 What was one of the seats, and it wasn't even one of the, like, premium seats. It was like $500 for a ticket. A ticket. And it wasn't even like the premium. I mean, I'm thinking for $500, you better be picking me up from my house and literally carrying me on a throne made of people into, you know, my seat and then like bring me water and drinks all night and snacks. That's what I... I would have an hour backstage with a buffet. Yeah, like you should be able to be also get a pass to visit craft services.
Starting point is 00:08:17 All of those things. So I just, I don't know. I, I, I, these people are just completely toned off. Absolutely toned off. But we're going to play because. now you have what the Senate president in Mexico who was like, oh, we're going to, we need this land back. Okay, we bought it.
Starting point is 00:08:32 No, you don't get it back. Shut up. You can't even keep your mayors alive in Mexico. Every single time you have a mayor who says, I don't know if I like the cartels. Bam, they're dead. Maybe like clean up your own area before you start pointing fingers, et cetera, et cetera. Our friends over at Caltech, the PR 57, F-D-D-D-D-Y. PR-57.
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Starting point is 00:10:28 He'd been dealing with some health issues for a really long time. Now, you guys remember, my grandma's rule of three. You had Sly Stone yesterday, two days ago. Brian Wilson today, there's going to be a third. I'm just saying that's the Granny's Rule of Three. It's how it always happens. I'm not being mean. I'm just being honest.
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Starting point is 00:13:31 How, where? No, I prefer not to go into details about that. There was, we were, we arrived there. We were detained. And then we were, yeah. Yeah. And then she said she was kidnapped, AudioSanby-31, after their little freedom, their selfie flotilla. And by the way, she rode on a boat.
Starting point is 00:13:54 that had sales that they never actually unfurled and it was powered by a diesel engine but whatever. Audio somebody 31, listen. On international waters we were illegally attacked and kidnapped by Israel. She's saying Israel, if she wants to understand what
Starting point is 00:14:09 kidnapping looks like, let her go to Gaza and see if Hamas will show her all of the American and Israeli hostages that they have. Maybe Sheri Bebas and her boys. You saw what happened to them. They were kidnapped. Countless other people were kidnapped. When you're kidnapping someone, you don't give them a sandwich and send them home.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I mean, Israel must be the worst hostage takers ever. They gave her a sandwich and sent her home, sent her home. Give her a free plane right home. That's it. I mean, it's Greta Thunberg and her flotilla of misfit douchebags. They decided to try to float to Gaza. And by the way, do you know that while they were outside of Gaza, there was a convoy, of Israeli trucks that literally delivered two tons of food to Gaza the same day. They were already there on loading the food while Greta Thunberg, I'm not even exaggerating, while Greta Thunberg and her flotilla of misfit D-bags were taking selfies on their diesel engine powered sailboat that they never actually unfurled the sales because none of their little attention-seeking celebrities actually knew how to sail. I am not making this up. And didn't I also hear that they consumed a lot of what they were going to?
Starting point is 00:15:34 They literally did. They ate the aid. They only had a little bit of food that they were going to pretend to give to starving Gossans. And Israel still gave him a sandwich. There's a picture of her. I have it on my newsletter of her smiling, wearing a goofy hat, and they're giving her a sandwich. Astounding. I mean, she is a vapid, obnoxious brat.
Starting point is 00:15:56 And it is embarrassing. I give her no excuses for anything. She does this willingly. And they said that they were going to have them watch October 7th footage. And she refused to do it. And she was like, I'm not watching that propaganda. How is it propaganda when it's literally Hamas' own video footage? I mean, it wasn't Israel that took it.
Starting point is 00:16:18 They literally got it from Hamas fighters. She is the David Hogg. She's the female David Hogg. Oh my gosh, what happens if you put David Hogg and Greta Thunberg together? You would get like a dumb Voltron baby of stupidity. Oh my gosh. I think I'm going to have to tweet that. You would get a dumb Voltron baby of stupidity.
Starting point is 00:16:46 We have more on the way. I can't even deal. I don't want to give any of them any ideas. Haven't help us all. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcast. Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.

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