The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Leopards Eating Faces Party

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

The Jewish Dean of the UC Berkeley Law School was shocked that his Palestinian students went on an anti-Semitic rant at his house.Meanwhile, an old White hippie progressive looks like a fool after he tracks down Sen. John Fetterman to ask him a question about Israel.Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Goldcohttps://danalikesgold.comGet your free Gold Kit from GoldCo today.Hillsdale Collegehttps://danaforhillsdale.comVisit today to hear a Constitution Minute and sign up for Hillsdales FREE Imprimis publication.KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.Zbioticshttps://zbiotics.com/radioGet 15% off your first order when you use code RADIO at checkout.  

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. So WFLA says a Florida man was accused to stealing some lobster tails and rotissory chicken from a Walmart.

And he got in trouble. He stole a number of delegacies from his ambitious shopping list. That sounds like a great album name. From Walmart. last week, according to Nassau County Sheriff's Office, Karim Griffin of Jacksonville, excuse me, age 46, was arrested.

He stole nine lobster tails, four premium rabbi steaks, two packages of snow crab legs, and a rotissory chicken out of Walmart. And I'm trying to figure out, well, that's not going to be cheap because of inflation. But now, you know, you heard about that bug meat,

all the plastics in it now. So, yeah, he got in a lot of trouble. They said that his motives appear on clear, because he wanted to steal. What do you need? Do you mean motives? So I'm always like, well, his motives are unclear. Well, clearly he was going to eat them.

And he didn't want to have to pay. Let's see this. Nope. I'm going to do that one. This, though, this guy's Florida guy attacked a poll contractor with a baseball bat, apparently, for why in the world? this is from WFLA and everything's freezing again because it wouldn't be that's so ridiculous I'm trying to open this up everything's freezing so this Florida man was accused of attacking

this contractor with a baseball bat and apparently was captured on video as well Lee County Sheriff's office said Richard Anthony Daniels was arrested outside of his home following the alleged attack he knocked a ball cap off the contractor said it fell into the pool and then he went in got a baseball bat and then came back and hit the contractor on the side of the head. This dude's got a huge knot on the side of his head, too. So now the homeowner faces a charge of aggravated battery with the deadly weapon. And he was released from jail on Bond on Wednesday.

And then this Florida man was accused of threatening an 11-year-old with a knife for riding their bike on the sidewalk. That's an easement. The boy's mother said the man pointed the knife right at her son's chest because he was upset that the boy was riding his bike on the sidewalk. And the boy's mom, Tina Commesso, said, well, we're actually headed towards our home. It's down here. I would have whoop. Oh, me, I always carry. So that would have been bad?

I legit would have, he had been, that had ended differently. You got to be kidding me. He's a little fifth grade boy. And he said he should be in the bike lane on the street, not on the sidewalk. He's 11 years old. What if he wasn't that grade of a bike rider? Shut up, you geezer. We got more on the way.

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Visit Keltechweapons. com. That's K-E-L-T-E-C-Weapons.com. Tell them, Dana sent you. Did you guys see, first off, my friend Dave Burge, I don't know if you guys have heard the leopard eating party. You know what I'm going with this. Kane, the face eating party or whatever. So it's a meme. It's pretty old. And this Twitter user, this was back in like 2015. And this applies here. Somebody tweeted, quote, I never thought leopards would eat my face, sobs a woman who vote. for the leopards eating people's faces party.

I feel like that's applicable in this story that I'm about to share with you. This is at UC Berkeley. So the dean, the law school dean, at UC Berkeley, invited some of the law students over to his house for dinner with him and his wife. It's the Oakland home of Irwin Chimorinsky, and it was the first of three dinners that they had planned to host. But then, Malake Affine, he was the co-president of Berkeley Law Students for Justice in the fake place called Palestine, rose to protest the school's investment in arms manufacturers for Israel.

And then the law school professor Catherine Fisk, who is Scherminski's wife, Shemarinsky's wife, was filmed trying to take the woman's cell phone out of her hand as she filmed. And she was like, this is our house. And these people, the students go, you violated our constitutional rights. Wow, someone give them,

they need a refund on anything that they paid, learning about law at UC Berkeley. Yeah, we need the refund. Screw you. Give us our money. Beck, you rat welfare bastards. Done with this. I'm not apologizing for my Portuguese either. Sometimes it's got

to be said, y'all. I'm not big bird, okay? Not here to entertain y'all's kids. Saying a sermon. And it amazes me because the wife is like, this is our home. What did you think was going to happen? So again, my friend Dave Burgess said, I can't believe

the leopards ate my face, said the professor who hosted the leopards eating people's faces party in his backyard. Like, what in the world did you was going to happen. They're like, oh, you violated our constitutional rights. You don't have constitutional rights at someone's private house in their backyard. You don't have constitutional rights to go into somebody's house and start yelling. Yeah, while you're filming. And the wife says, this is not your house, it's my house,

and I want you to leave. And so they start saying, get out of our house, get out of our house, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You have to leave, you have to leave, blah, blah, blah. And they just, I mean, first off, that's just trashy to do that to somebody else's house. But I expect nothing less from people who think it's okay to attack your sovereign neighbor to the north and rate people to death because your attempts at colonization over land that was given to you like a welfare benefit in 2005. We're unsuccessful because you stupidly decided to elect a terrorist group to turn things into the hellscape that it is now. And so it just was a hot mess. Do we have any video? Do we have some of those? It just ended up being a hot mess. I don't know if there's any cussing in it or not.

Oh, yeah. But they, but what did they think was going to happen? And then the one student goes that she felt assaulted by Fisk. You felt assaulted? Are you serious? She said, yeah, we felt assaulted. And she says the aggression with which she ran at me. She saw my hijab. And that was a risk for her. Wait a minute. No, I think she saw the fact that you stood up and, began disrupting their private event. Actually, why am I defending them? Let them eat each other. I don't care.

This is what happens. You made your bed and lying in it. Ra, rah, rah. There you go. They, this is what happens. Right? What did you think was going to happen? You invited, you had this kind of event at your house.

But the one chick with the, that has the, she's like, yeah, she saw my hijab. And that was, well, she saw your, your hijab at school. And then she saw it when she, you. and she invited you to her home for dinner. And then she saw it again when you stood up and you decided to ruin the dinner and disrupt everything and be a horrible guest and show a complete lack of gratitude for being given a free meal and invited to someone's home. I mean, for crying out loud.

But yeah, let them eat each other up. I don't care. This is what happens. You play stupid games. You win stupid prizes. The leopard's eating faces party. There it is. Right there.

You know what? Maybe that should be a real party. I'm supposed to answer this questionnaire that are one of our team members at Radio America sent. And I do not like questionnaires. And like one of the questions is like, what are you obsessed with? And I'm like, I'm not obsessed with anything, really. But now I kind of am obsessed with the leopards eating faces party. If I'm thinking about it.

I don't think that qualifies. I want to make those buttons. The leopard eating faces party. It's my party. You're like patchops on it. That's what we need to do. We need, yeah, patchy. We need like the leopards eating faces party, like official merch.

Because that sounds like something I could get behind. You know what I mean? Could you not get behind that? Like, I don't even know who their candidate would be. Screw no labels, man. It's the leopard eating faces party. That's where it's all at. And now, all of the news you would probably miss.

It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So Disney says that it was protecting its First Amendment rights when they fired Gina Carano, which is the most ironic thing I can ever imagine. Now Carano's criticizing Disney, and she said that, because remember,

she was in the Mandalorian, she was on the show to talk about it. She was going to have a whole spinoff. Her character, Caradune, was going to have its own spinoff from the Mandalorian. And she had posted on Instagram that Jewish people in the Holocaust

were beaten up for their religious beliefs, and she had, how is it different from today hating somebody for their political views? And everyone just got mad because she reminded them of an inconvenient fact. And so they fired her. And then later Disney's arguing that, oh, it's because our First Amendment right to free speech. And she says, what a double standard. And it's true.

I mean, that's the irony. This headline, so it's from Axios. It says with pets becoming family bereavement leave gains steam. and they're wanting time off when their animals pass away, when the people want time off when their pets pass away. Now, as a crazy dog lover who basically has two shrines to each of my dogs that passed away, and I don't think that anyone treated their dogs more like people than me, this is dumb.

Stop it. Stop it. I feel like Bob Newhart from S&L. Stop it. Just don't do it. Just quit. At some point, it gets a little bit too much, right? The idea of a business paying for you in that regard is silly.

I understand family bereavement and all that, but let's come on. Yeah. Family bereavement is one thing, but for your pets, I mean, I came on air the day after we, I mean, I was on air after we put Louie down. I was literally on air the day after. And Rocco, unfortunately, was over a weekend. Where should I say, fortunately, it was over a weekend, but I was still on air Monday. You know, this is goofy when people do this. the um let's see oh i'm going to do the wolf hybrids wolf hybrids gone feral roaming northern

california now as a pet lover i'm going to be honest my first thought was free pets that was my first thought it's uh they say a pack of wolf like dogs their their hybrids are on the loose in shingletown area of northern california according to press release from the shasta county sheriff's office. They said they're aware that six of the wolf type animals remain in the wild. They're trying to capture them. They were notified to the hybrids last week when the Pat killed another dog in the area. And they said they're like wolf husky, Malamute hybrids. And so they're, apparently it's not totally legal to own one. So I guess there goes my free pet idea. Stay with us. Sads.

Senator I always thought you were an anti-racist, but it seems like you value you Israeli lives more than you value Palestinian lives. Is that true? Still with Israel. So you think in Israeli life is more valuable than a Palestinian life? The stupid question is that? Who's this moron talking to? Oh, man.

First off, welcome back to the show, Dana Lash, with you. Bottom of this third hour. Kane, I'm in a weird position here because... He's a Democrat. Now, don't mistake me. Like, yay, fetterman. But. I've kind of been like that, though. What?

I'm not so easily swayed. I've kind of been, yay, fetterman for about a month and a half. I gave him a hoodie pass. Okay, don't sit here and be like, Dana, I want more. I just know. I gave him the hoodie pass. But I actually, like, if I was there, I think I would have immediately gotten in that dude's face.

I can't, you know what I can't stand the most? And so for the boomers out there that listen, and I don't say that as a pejorative, I think they hate these people too. You know like the old hippie boomer and not the good ones? Like the good ones that will leave you alone and they don't care what you do. Like those were the type of hippie boomer grandparents that like didn't care if you were out all day. Just, you know, don't hurt yourself. And they let you like have fun as a kid.

I'm not talking about those people. I'm talking about like the ones who are like that guy that he's got that smarmy pacifist tone. But he's not being a pacifist. he acts like he's being very aggressive, but he acts like he's being passive aggressive. You know what I mean? Like that kind of guy. And I swear to you, it's only the mean hippie boomers that do that. Right? That is literally a trait and a style that only the mean hippie boomers have. And it, I just find it psychologically fascinating. I had to point that out. because you all know an older person like that

and they were the ones who constantly got on to you when you were a kid too but my whole thing is that he's in he's there like I guess you care more about Israeli lives than Palestine

and Fetterman just doesn't even GAF he's just sitting there what is he drinking a soda he's sitting on a bench he drinking a soda I was trying to see what kind of soda it was live in his life in his hoodie

you know it has to be Steve can I bother you What's the temperature in D.C. today? It rained last night. I woke up. Let's see. I'll turn my phone here. It is 66.

He's in shorts and it's 66 degrees outside. I think he wears the hoodie even if it's like 90. But he's in, he's one of those dudes who wear shorts outside when it's like. I used to be like that. 20 degrees. I don't understand you people. I'm not like that anymore, but I remember being that way. I need a coat.

If it's 66 degrees, coat weather. Can't even. Nope. My point is, though, he's sitting there and he's chilling. It looks like he was like on a break and he was just trying to take a, you know, enjoy the nice air outside. And then these losers come up. Why don't you care more about Israel? He just doesn't feel like even engaging anymore.

He's like, still with Israel. What does that even mean? You care more about Israeli lives than Palestinian? What kind of stupid loaded question is that? I mean, you're talking about something that's real and something that isn't. First off, you mean Gazans. I'm not talking about. the made-up term that colonizers want to use to describe something as a way to claim it,

without any kind of accountability. No, we're not talking about that. But furthermore, isn't that kind of where you are? Because, like, you didn't get your tight-eye self all worked up until, you know, Israel decided to hit back. Where were all y'all when they were like, where Hamas was breaking sea spires, right? Where were all y'all when they were digging tunnels under the ground and sending over suicide bombers and et cetera, et cetera? I mean, 20 years of this. Come on. Apparently they like Hamas lives over Israeli lives. Yeah.

Do you value Hamas lives over innocent Israeli lives and American lives? Is that what it is? Gosh, his smarmy tone. You mean to remember there? Oh, gosh, it boils of blood, doesn't it? Oh. Oh, I can't stand that. And then these people sitting all around, they're all in hippie clothes, aren't they?

Yeah. Yeah, they're the mean ones. They're the ones we don't like. You can't sit with us. That's just ridiculous. Ridiculous. But that's, uh, that's, I, I thought you were anti-racist, but you've, what does that even have to, sorry, full stop.

So he's trying to call him a racist. This stupid old man's trying to call him a racist. Because what? I thought you were anti-racist, but it seems like you value, you know, these lives. They aren't black. What's the matter with you? We got to inject race into everything. Of course.

It's an old white progressive trying to inject race into something. Shocker. Good grief. I'm trying to be nice. It's Friday. Is that a priest standing there? This is like a bar joke. John Fetterman, a priest and a hippie walking to a bar. I mean, who is the priest that's standing there? Who is that guy? Why are his pants too tight? That's the other question. You saw it too, didn't you? You're like, no man's legs. I'm sorry. stove pipes like that, you need to have a little give. All right, so I I'm going to try to move on.

But I kind of I kind of feel bad for him. I, you know, just saying, I just, I don't know. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.