The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Lesbian Visibility Week

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. An angry Florida man got his stolen Ram TRX back himself. You got to be careful with doing this. This guy can do it. I mean, he looks like, you know, he can handle himself. He had his beloved Ram TRX stolen from in front of his house.

so he took matters in his own hands. First, he contacted the police and waited for the Broward Sheriff's Office to perform an investigation. But when that started to drag on and on, he started searching for info about where his truck might be. He was randomly looking at Facebook Marketplace,

and then he got a notification that an additional 800 miles had been logged on to the TRX's odometer. And the thieves thought they disabled the GPS tracker, but apparently Ram still sent the key notification to the man. So he had that, and then he went looking at cities that far away.

He checked Facebook Marketplace again, and he found his stolen truck listed for sale near Nashville. He discovered the seller had ads for quite a few other things, thinking that they're all stolen. And so he noticed that the vehicles, there was a house in the background of all the photos. He spent nine hours on Google Maps using Street View, combed through the area, found the location of the house, and then he reached out to the sheriff's office in Tennessee, hopped on a plane, got his car back in one piece within hours. That's pretty hardcore. Hire that, dude. Yeah. Now he's helping other people who had their cars stolen. And I think he's thinking about a career switch and private investigation. And he's, I mean, that's, I mean, I think he's key for it. I think you could absolutely do it. You do have to be careful with that kind of stuff, though. Like I, you know, don't be thinking that you're going to go and Lara Croft Tomb Raider it in there. You know, you got to be, you got to be careful, folks. A long thing. I got a couple of other ones here. No, I don't want that one. Oh. Okay.

Okay, this one. A New Jersey man apparently flew to Florida to attack a fellow gamer with a hammer. Now, why did he do this? I bet they were playing like Fortnite. No, I'm kidding. He got mad because the fellow gamer killed him in the game. And so he decided to try to kill him in real life. I'm not even making this up.

It was NASA County Sheriff Bill Leaper said a press conference. This was yesterday announcing the charges. He said it stemmed from an online altercation. He said the case was a quote, weird one. Edward King, 20 years old, gained entry into the victim's home through an unlocked door, wearing all black clothes, gloves, and a mask, attacked him with a hammer. When the victim got up from gaming to use the bathroom late Saturday, early Sunday, the victim's the same age as King.

He was able to arrest his assailant to the ground. That's King, K-A-N-G, not Arcane. And he and his stepfather, who was broken up by screams for help, they disarmed King and restrained him until deputies arrived. There was a lot of blood everywhere, blood on the hammer. The victim had severe head wounds during the assault. he's been released from the hospital. And so they,

King told deputies that the victim is, quote, a bad person online. Wow. That's when you're taking it a little too seriously. You need to, you can't be going and beating stuff with a hair. Just because you're not good enough and you got murked in a game.

Does not mean you get to go and mark somebody in real life. Not at all. Oh, my gosh. I can't even tell this one. Oh, man. Nope. Oh, we got the, oh, do I want it? This is a crazy one, though.

Newbury, a Florida man, Christopher Kelsey is another one. He's 47, but he looks like he's 90. He, uh, the victim told police that she and Christopher Kelsey were arguing outside of their apartment when he grabbed her by the throat and choked her. When police arrived, um, they said that he appeared to be intoxicated, had a strong odor of alcohol, and he told them multiple times to, how do I put this? I don't know. I don't know. There's literally no way I can put this.

He told the police to do something unflattering to him with his male copulatory organs. Yes. That's all I'm going to say. Multiple times. Which guess what? That doesn't go over well with the cops. His bond is at $100,000. He has five. previous battery conviction. Gold prices have surged over 40% since January 2024, consistently reaching new highs. According to Goldman Sachs research, the upward trend is expected to persist due to strong demand from central banks. It's stuff like this that's made me take action and why I've bought precious metals like gold and silver. I've partnered with a great company that makes it super easy to buy, easy, transparent, and simple. And that company is Goldco. They're a huge supporter of this show and they're the best at what they do. And right now you can get a free

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Hold up, it's this week. It's like goes till Friday. I didn't, like, apparently it kicked off, what, yesterday today, lesbian invisibility week? So you got to tell you. It has a graphic, so you know it's official. When they come out with graphics, it's official. Lesbian visibility week, the one week, which you can see lesbians.

any other time and look the graphic once showing you the graphic on the simul cat it is official with that graphic it's lesbian visibility week it's the week where lesbians can uncloke themselves

and be visible in our community that's right you didn't know that did you they have the power of there could be I mean well this week they can't but any other time

there could be an invisible lesbian like in your car cane you would know it because they're invisible I had no idea I'm telling you and I have to read this tweet

I saw this last night from now her name is Governor Tina Kotech I read it as Tina Kotex and I'm like that makes all the sense in the world she tweeted

I'm one of two lesbians who hold the title of governor in the United States I'm proud to live in and serve a state where every person can be their authentic selves. How are you not being your authentic selves? Now, this is going to blow your mind, but hold up. Do you know that there are actual lesbians that go to work

and don't talk about how they're lesbians all the time and preface everything with, did you know I'm a lesbian? That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you. I mean, if you're a lesbian, you're not telling everybody you're a lesbian, are you a lesbian it's like if a tree falls in the woods you know here's my question with the whole thing again i have my scratched eye so deal with me if they're invisible lesbians this angers me why are they not going out on strike teams

think about the baddies that we don't like el chapo or something like when he's done we could have sent in an invisible lesbian strike team and they could have just kill-billed Al Chalpo, right? And then that would have been the wiser because invisible, right? Invisible. I just don't understand. And then you get this

governor who says, I'm one of two, well, why do people have to constantly affix to themselves, these identity politic boxes? It's like they think that somehow their specialness is magnified by however many

identity boxes, they attach, right? So like, okay, you're a lesbian. What if you're a trans lesbian? Oh my gosh, that person's more special than you are. I just, you know, I don't sit here and tell people like, I really like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like a big guacamole lover here behind the mind. You know what I mean?

I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't understand why, you know, it doesn't make any sense to me. Why people do this? I don't know. I mean, then DOD needs to send them out of strike teams. they I'm still trying to get over Governor Kotex I'm one of two people who believe the number of intersectional boxes

you check determines your worth hold the title that's that's what she's basically saying stop with this stuff this is so goofy you don't constantly you know need to list identity politics

as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth I mean you you have worth without all of this stuff It just looks It's just this goofy We need a whole month devoted to how we get it on

What about like Straight dudes into fat chicks Or you know Skinny dudes into you know Super skinny dudes I don't know Like I mean Are we just gonna start

Dudes who peace it down They get a whole visibility week Like how are we Is this where we're gonna go Every little thing Has to be Played up As some sort of like

Identity politic check You know box check Yes The only representation I guess I mean, but why are you not having representation, is my question, like for those, you know? Faking that you don't have representation is kind of the griff. I mean, you're governor. I'm pretty sure you're visible.

No one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you get to be governor? Well, I was a lesbian. And then I talked about running for office. That's what? I think she's a DEI I hire personally. But, yeah, I was really trying to get over governor, Kotech.

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They said it's going to be like the next Detroit because everybody's leaving. There's a huge exodus of big budget TV and film production. Like Mel Gibson's shooting stuff here in Texas now, literally in Dallas, Fort Worth. Taylor Sheridan, a lot of people are coming out and they're leaving Hollywood. And apparently they're not yet, they haven't yet triggered a crisis, but they're getting close to. They said on location production and the city fell by almost 25% in the first quarter of this year compared to the same time last year. And, of course, you have high state taxes. Industry leaders are lobbying for an entertainment production tax.

They want a 35% credit. Man, not going to happen. Also, this, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. You guys remember the Senate Twink, who used the Senate hearing room for some same-sex sexy times and made a video of it? Well, he moved to Australia and started an only fan. Of course, he did. That's all you need to know.

I feel like there were signs. The new pornographer's drummer apparently was arrested for child pornography. his bandmates are horrified the drummer for the new pornographers arrested for having child pornography came just saying can we talk about lesbian visibility week yeah we need to

because I didn't know it was this week I don't really want to yeah yeah it's this week hold up it's this week it's like goes till Friday I didn't like apparently it kicked off what yesterday today lesbian invisibility week it has a graphic so you know it's official when they come out with graphics

it's official Visibility Week. The one week, which you can see lesbians. Any other time. And look, the graphic, one's showing you the graphic on the simul-ca. It is official with that graphic. It's lesbian visibility week. It's the week where lesbians can uncloke themselves and be visible in our community. That's right. You didn't know that, did you? They have the power of... There could be, I mean, well, this week they can't. But any other time, there could be an invisible lesbian like in your car cane you would know it because they're invisible i had no idea i'm telling you and i have to read this tweet i saw this last night

from um now her name is governor tina kotech i read it as tina kotex and i'm like that makes all the sense in the world She tweeted, I'm one of two lesbians who hold the title of governor in the United States. I'm proud to live in and serve a state where every person can be their authentic selves. How are you not being your authentic selves? Now, this is going to blow your mind, but hold up. Do you know that there are actual lesbians that go to work and don't talk about how they're lesbians all the time and preface everything with did you know I'm a lesbian? that's how they're invisible

I'm telling you I mean if you're if you're a lesbian you're not telling everybody you're a lesbian are you a lesbian it's like if a tree falls in the woods you know here's my question with the whole thing again I have my scratched eye so deal with me

if they're invisible lesbians this angers me why are they not going out on strike teams think about the baddies that we don't like El Chapo or something like when he's done like we could have sent in an invisible lesbian strike team and they could have just kill-billed al chalpo right and then that would have been the wiser because invisible right invisible i just don't understand and then you get this governor who says i'm one of two well i why do people have to

constantly affix to themselves these identity politic boxes it's like they think that somehow their specialness is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach, right? So like, okay, you're a lesbian. What if you're trans lesbian? Oh my gosh, that person's more special than you are. I just, you know, I don't sit here and tell people like, I really like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like a big guacamole lover here behind the mind. You know what I mean? I don't, I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't understand why, you know, it doesn't make any sense to me. Why people do this? I don't know.

I mean, then DOD needs to send them out of strike teams. They, I'm still trying to get over, Governor Kotex. I'm one of two people who believe the number of intersectional boxes you check determines your worth. Hold the title. That's what she's basically saying. Stop with this stuff. This is so goofy.

You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth. I mean, you have worth without all of this stuff. It just looks, it's just this goofy. We need a whole month devoted to how we get it on. What about like straight dudes into fat chicks or, you know, skinny dudes into, you know, super skinny. I don't know. Like, I mean, are we just going to start dudes who piece it down?

They get a whole visibility week. Like, how are we? Is this where we're going to go? Every little thing has to be played up as some sort of like identity politic. check, you know, box check, yes. We only representation, I guess. I mean, but why are you not having representation is my question?

Like, for those, you know. Faking that you don't have representation is kind of the grip. I mean, you're a governor. I'm pretty sure you're visible. No one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you get to be governor? Well, I was a lesbian, and then I talked about running for office. That's what?

I think she's a DEI I hire personally. But, yeah, I was really trying to get over governor. Kotech. It's Kotech, but still. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.