The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: LGBTQ Donuts

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Florida man Dylan Brewer is arrested after "vandalizing" the street by doing burnouts on an LGBTQ flag mural in the middle of the road. Meanwhille, KJP says Republicans who oppose funding Ukraine are “siding with Putin”.Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaJoin the Coffee Club today and get 30% off your first month’s subscription.Field of Greenshttps://fieldofgreens.comUse promo code Dana to get 15% off your first order and free rush shipping. Goldcohttps://danalikesgold.comGet your free Gold Kit from GoldCo today.Hillsdale Collegehttps://danaforhillsdale.comVisit today to hear a Constitution Minute and reserve your free pocket copy of the Constitution.KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.Wise Food Storagehttps://preparewithdana.comSave $50 on your 4-Week Survival Food Kit plus free shipping when you order today!

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I don't know. Maybe it's like we've all been conditioned by online reviews and Yelp and everything else to think that we got to complain or we should give feedback for everyone. every single experience that we have, because that's exactly what this guy, that's the only thing I can, that's the only way I can explain this. A Florida man called 911 during his arrest to complain about the officers arresting him, according to the affidavit. Did it work?

Yeah, he made a scene in a wah-wah over a handicapped spot, and then he called 911 because the officers were trying to take him into custody and they were like threatening him, like, you better stop this, we're going to have to arrest you. So he called 911 and went off about him. Thirty-nine-year-old Nicholas Taylor was charged with disorderly intoxication of misuse of 911 after he raised a fit up at the wah-wah. He came across a vehicle in the handicapped spot without a permit. He stormed into the store and caused a scene and then threatened to fight the person who parked there and was screaming at him, do you want to fight? Do you want to fight? According to the police. And then he stood behind the vehicle and wouldn't let them leave and he

kept trying to fight the guy. Law enforcement arrived. They told him to stop. They said they could smell the liquor on him from halfway across the lot. And he was argumentative. And then he demanded a sergeant respond. And then when the officers were like, we're going to have to take you in, buddy, he called 911 to complain about the officers. He was taking to Lake County Jail and he posted $1,500 bond. Like, you know, don't. Maybe just don't. A Florida man ate raw chicken for 25 straight days in a bizarre dietary experiment. No one knows why he's not dead. Also, that's nasty.

He's alive? He's alive. This guy said that he was eating raw chicken. He was on, he's on Instagram. It was the raw chicken experiment. This is I let me try that tonight then. Shut up. Shut up, Kane. No, you're not

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Speaking of identity politics, do you guys remember the story? And this, so it's kind, it's an older story, but it's now because the legal wheel is in motion, it's back in the headlines. Do you remember the BLM, or not the BLM, sorry, the alphabet, LGBTQ barbecue flag mural that was painted in a Florida street in Paul? Palm Beach County and how this 19-year-old got in trouble because he, like, did a burnout on it. So he had to post a $5,250 bond for felony criminal mischief. Someone in D.C., also, they didn't burn out, but they apparently left tire marks on the mural like this in D.C. and they got in trouble because, you know, it's a damn mural in the

street. cars drive over it. They said that this guy, Dylan Brewer, they said he vandalized the street because he did burnouts on an LGBTQ flag mural that was in the street.

And they said he caused significant damage to the streetscape pan in. Did taxpayers give you authority, give the alphabet people their authority to deface and vandalize their street with a mural in the first place? So he was charged with felony criminal

mischief. and reckless driving. Kane, what's the street used for? Driving. If you paint something on the street, what happens? It gets driven on. They got to repaint the lines in the street a lot, don't they? They do, actually.

Because they get driven on. It's in the state and local budgets. Yeah. This is a flag mural in the middle of the street. There's nothing holy about this flag. It's not consecrated. If you didn't want people to drive on it, don't paint it in the damn street. But what I don't get is how you had

for two summers in a row, three, at least two years in a row, you had activists that were burning down black neighborhoods. You had activists that were running through the streets in D.C., busting up rideshare vehicles, burning down people's sources of income, vandalism, and so few people, the people who tried to burn down the church in D.C., see, were there any charges that ever came from that? There were hardly any charges that came out of any of this stuff.

I know for a fact in my hometown of St. Louis, there was a lot of destruction going on. Nobody got charged. This guy does, he does a burnout on an alphabet flag, and he gets charged with a felony. I just think if you're going to paint something in the road and vandalize the road that we taxpayers have to maintain, then you're asking for it. That's just what I think. the American flag, if it was painted on there and somebody burnt out on it, nobody would be charged with anything. It would be completely fine. I don't understand why it's a different situation here.

Yeah. And he really didn't, I mean, they have it on video, what he did, and he really didn't do anything. He just kind of drifted a little bit. It wasn't even anything crazy. I mean, you had like all these mostly peaceful protests and people burning stuff down. The alphabet class is like the most protected class. on God's Green Earth. If you're an alphabet member, most particularly if you're the T, I think the Ls get like the least. But if you're the T, you are the most protected class in the United States.

I mean, people treat you like a saint after you go and shoot up a Christian school full of kids. Like in, we saw Nashville. This is crazy. I think the rest of the alphabet needs to like kick the tea out. They need to get the tea out of there.

I actually don't know. I really honestly do not know any person who is gay or any lesbian who likes the tea being part of it. I was thinking about this the other day. I don't know anybody who does. Do you? I don't know anybody who does. I even remember when all this was starting. When they injected themselves into it initially, there was a pushback initially.

They had a huge thing in London. You're watching the guy. Luan's showing the guy. He just kind of drifted a little bit. He got charged for a felony for that. That's so dumb. There was a protest in London. I remember when all of this got started,

when they started incorporating the tea into it. And there were a bunch of lesbians who got punched in the face by dudes to cosplay as women. You better call me, ma'am. I'll put you in the face. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.

So a, oh man, this was in India. A woman in a hearse on her way to her own cremation came back to life. This 52-year-old woman from Burhampur, India, was severely burned in a fire in her home. She was taken to the hospital. She returned home. She was in a bad state. She didn't open her eyes. Her family were unable to get her to another hospital.

So her husband had actually thought that she'd passed because they could get no response from her. They couldn't. So he arranged for her to be. taken to cremation in a hearse. And then she literally woke up in it. And, oh my gosh, the driver had to, like, pull over and get her out. Oh, my gosh. This is crazy.

But here's the crazy thing. This hasn't just happened in India. An 82-year-old woman, same thing happened to her at a New York nursing home. And she was later discovered to be alive by the funeral home staff as they were getting her ready for it. Yeah. Dude, you always got to double check that stuff. Double tap, man.

Now you can see why they put them bells on them graves, right? Good night. Kiwis, like the fruit, not the people, can boost your mood in just four days. Really? So apparently you can enhance your mood, energy, and overall well-being by eating kiwis, kiwi fruit. It's a potent mood enhancer. And it has vitamin C and all this other good stuff, blah, blah, blah, la.

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look, I think it's overprescribed. In some instances, it's helpful, but maybe it's a silver lining. I don't know. We got a lot more in the, oh, man, the Haiti run industry. I've got to hit that later. Stick with us. House Republicans are still at it right now. Citing with Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Tehran, against our defense, industrial base,

against NATO, against Ukraine, against our interests in the Indo-Pacific. See, you guys don't understand. If you want the border to be secured, you love you some Putin. So there's two. A root and tootin, Putin. You must love him. if you think the borders should be secured, man, you love big bad Vlad. That's what they're saying.

That's literally what they're saying. That was a, what's her face? KJP, the Nordstrom pipeline, sidebar. I know I've said this before, but you know how amazing that would be. Just like, you know, could, okay, I'm going to come back. Just wait, just indulge me for a hot second. Because that's the way we're describing everything now. It's all hot, hot inflation report, hot inflation, hot everything.

can you imagine like what we would save? I'm just thinking like on export import tax having like a pipeline where you could just jettison stuff through it. Like the channel between England and France. You know, just jettison stuff from like Europe over here to the United States. I'm just like wondering, like would that take the price down on leather goods? Like if you wanted to get skilled Italian artisans, like if you're, you know, you want like a pair of loafers or something like that and you want some nice Italian leather. You know what I'm saying? Not the stuff that's produced in Prado by Chinese own factories and illegal immigrant Chinese workers, but like actual Italian craftsmen.

You know, you could just like chuck those through the channel between Europe and the United States, like a Nordstrom pipeline. I'm just wondering what that does with the tax situation. I bet it knocks like 19% off, 20% off the price, yeah. Am I the only person who thinks like this especially right as I'm going to bed? No? Okay. See, this is why I can't have any more than one cup of that black rifle coffee a day because I am on 11 normally anyway. So let's get back to this, our KJP point. Although I could spend an hour. Did she say Vladimir Putin's name? Hold on.

I just wanted to hear that. Wait, did you catch something? I thought I heard something. I don't know. Hold on here. Let me. Citing with Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin. Did she say Vatamir?

Vatamir? Vatamir. Where? Vatamir. What? I don't know. Waiting with Donald Trump. Vatamir Putin.

Yeah, that's right. Vadimir Purtain. Maybe take the rocks out of your mouth. It's heard by. And Kammerer. Is everyone drunk? Mumble. Isn't that?

administration? Jiminy Christmas. You got President Daddy Showers McSniff's kids, Mumblemouth Gravely Talk, and now you've got her. What in the world? Van Mere Purtin. So that's what they're pushing.

I am so tight. Look, Trump is not calling the shots on this. You know what? There's a real, some of you're going to get mad at me, but there's a real easy way to shut that up. You want to know how to do it? Remind KJP that he, that Trump actually was agreeing with Democrats back in

2018 and almost granted Paul Ryan's amnesty bill. He pushed that bill ahead of a different border bill. Oh yeah. Go back and look. What are they talking about? He's not calling the shots on this. Like now he supported, he was supporting like HR2 and that now. And that's fine. You know, I'm all about bringing people, you know, bringing that tugboat into shore. I'm all fine with that. But let's be real about this. They're trying to like, they keep trying to make this about Trump because that's literally the only way that they can try to get a leg up on. anything. They are terrified to acknowledge that people are genuinely concerned and have legitimate concerns about everything coming in at the border. So that's why they want to, they want to reframe the discussion as that. But think about this. You wanting a stronger border and not wanting this bill, you not wanting to spend, how much was it like $19 billion or something that they were sending a Ukraine out of this? Not wanting to spend more billions of our tax dollars.

61 billion. Oh, wait, that's right. It was 95 billion bills. 61 billion of the 95 billion was going to go to Ukraine. The 9 billion was going to Gaza. You know, the innocent terrorist government of Gaza. We didn't know that throwing rockets and like taking paragliders and murdering people and baking babies and ovens was bad. That's Gaza's defense. That's the Gaza's government's Hamas's defense. Vote for terrorism. You're terrorists. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.