The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Liberal White Woman Zoom Call

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

 The left has resorted to just calling J.D. Vance, “weird”. White liberal women joined a Zoom call to fawn over Kamala Harris while discussing their white privilege. Chelsea Handler has a complete meltdown over J.D. Vance's cat lady comments.Please visit our great sponsors:Ammo Squaredhttps://ammosquared.comEnsure you are prepared for whatever comes your way with ammosquared.comBlack Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Goldcohttps://danalikesgold.comGet your free Gold Kit from GoldCo today.Hillsdalehttps://danaforhillsdale.comWatch a portrayal of Thomas Jefferson reflecting on the Declaration of Independence in one of his final letters and get your free commemorative copy of the Declaration of Independence today.KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free month of service with code Dana.ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.

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There was a Florida man who was accused of stealing cheese and bug spray in a $400 Walmart heist. Cheese and bug spray. Yeah, 41-year-old Matthew Ferris. He's charged with petty theft. Bomb was set at $2,500.

That's a lot. He had a black backpack and a duffel bag, and he was transferring items, according to the affidavit between the bags. Walmart lost prevention officer contacted the police. He stole a range jacket, a rain jacket, a stove stand, chicken, cheese, and bug spray. $376 some change was the amount of stolen merchandise. He's still in jail. Goodness, I mean, you can judge people, you know, by what they buy. Do you ever do that? Like, you're in the grocery store and you see people buying stuff. Like, if you see people buying, like, you know, about, like, somebody buying, you know, some wine and like a frozen TV dinner. You're like, oh, that sounds bad. You know what I mean?

Like one of those things. You're buying bug spraying cheese. It's kind of weird, right? Just saying. That's a little weird. A couple of others here. Let's see. This.

Well, I got another story about somebody who was trying to drunkenly on a golf cart. That's apparently a big thing. There was a kid who got stabbed in the chest by a catfish, a Florida kid. Airlifted to the hospital. It was a Florida, a little Florida kid. Pascoe County Fire Rescue had responded. It was a catfish barb that was lodged like an inch in. That's holy cow.

They don't know how it happened. They just said it was odd. You know, they said you might hear of a fisherman being cut by a barb, like on a leg or something, but never something like this. And catfish carry poison in the spines and their back and siphons, but not in their whiskers. And they can sting. Something growing up with catfish, I did not know until I was almost an adult. Let the people who conceived the idea and put it on our partners that help bring you free radio.

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hard-working woman in America, you should have to pay more in taxes. This is just bizarre. Doesn't make any sense. And by the way, if you are single and you meet someone and you want to start a family, JD fans doesn't support you using IVF to start that family. And say, unfortunately, you start a family and your spouse becomes violent. He has said that he thinks that you should be forced to stay in a violent marriage.

So I don't think Kamala Harris is going to pick anyone as weird and creepy as JD. I think it's weird for a guy who banged a Chinese spy to call him. anybody else weird and creepy. Eric Swalwell. I mean, this was the guy who one time asked to speak to my boss because he assumed that I, as a female, had to have a male superior,

at which point I had to drop him and tell him that I am the boss. So, come speak to me, son. I can't stand this guy because he's all, like, high on his own supply. Welcome back to the program. Dan Alash with you. You can listen coast to coast. You can stream the radio program. Channel 347

direct TV. Find us on Rumble and X. I'm not an Eric Swabell fan. He just was like a guy would never get along with. You know, you meet some people and you're like, I would never get along with you. I don't know if I would ever get along

with J.D. Vans. But I think these comments about him are so weird. That's what's weird. I mean, you guys, the Democrats hired a, you guys remember the suitcase stealing nuclear twink

twink that they had, right? The Sam Brinkman guy, the guy who didn't he have like a security clear? Well, he had to have some level of security clearance. He had a security clearance. And he was,

he was, the guy who went around stealing all of these ladies luggage. And remember he stole this one woman's luggage. And because I know that identity politics are very important to the left, she was a black woman, a black female designer, clothing designer and jewelry designer. And he stole her original works and was wearing them wrongly all around town, like to different events and stuff like that. And she was like, that's my stuff. And he was able to kind of skirt consequences. He stole so many suitcases over the years. And he had a security pass and he was working in, you know, with our nuclear stash. That's what's weird.

I mean, have you seen like the Deputy Director of Health and Human Services? It's a dude that wants to be a woman and wants to lecture everyone else about their health. You guys don't get to sit. Why is J.D. Vance weird? Because he drinks Diet Duit. He didn't even say he drank Diet Mountain Dew. He was at an event and he pointed out that there was Diet Mountain Dew on the table. And the insufferable, ridiculous left was like, oh, my gosh.

she drinks die about him, too. And they lost their minds. And by the way, his remarks on IVF, he actually never said anything about IVF. And it doesn't matter because Trump has already has a position on IVF. So what does it matter if Trump is for IVF? I mean, they just want to bring this back to abortion so bad, so badly. That's all they want to do. And it's just, it's just so stupid. Stop this. But they're mad at them and they're trying to create. this use this as an apparatus by which they can further chip away at the white suburban women's vote, which, oh my gosh, white leftist women annoy the hell out of me sometimes. They really do.

Not all of them, but there's some of them that do. And I just, I don't get it. They've been, they got together and it was like a Kamala Harris event. Where's this at? Oh my gosh. I can't, I got to play this. And then we're going to get to the cat lady. So, yeah, audio somebody 24.

Okay, so let me set this up. This was a bunch of white progressive women who got together over a Zoom call to talk about Kamala Harris and discussing white privilege. These are the, this is the subset of ladies that are very upset, I guess, over J.D. Vance and they're trying to, and this is the subset of women that Democrats are trying to rile all up. Go ahead and play this because this is hysterical. It's not a parody. I feel like I'm watching like a skit a la of the. Californians on SNL. Go ahead. As white women, we need to use our privilege to make positive changes. If you find yourself talking over or speaking for BIPOC individuals or God forbid correcting them,

just take a beat. And instead, we can put our listening ears on. What the hell am I watching? Do learn from and amplify the voices of those who have been historically marginalized and use the privilege you have in order to push for systemic change. As white people, we have a lot to learn and unlearn. So do check your blind spots. You are responsible for your algorithm, believe it or not. Is that what, if you ever wanted to see what chardonnay look like in bipedal forum, it's that. Sponsored by Lulu the Lemon, Chardonay and Home Goods. That's what that whole Zoom call was about. So that chick apparently was like the Kamala Karen leader

and I love the whole Airwads like there was like choreography and stuff with it what in the world I think heavens that white progressive women exist or black women would never get ahead in life because they're apparently too dumb without their white lady saviors that's what they do you realize how unbelievably

racist that is? A bunch of these Western society has achieved so much that these broads apparently think that there's nothing else left to accomplish or in life or that all the other problems are solved. So they have to create problems that they can also pretend to solve. And so they are so high on themselves. They actually think that their greatness, their self-perceived greatness victimizes other people. That's really ultimately when you distill all of this down, that's what they're saying, that they're so great and

like so awesome. They have to check your privilege. Like what privilege are you talking about princesses? What privilege? I mean, if I examine my own life, I don't know, the privilege of being a statistic of coming from a single parent household, you know, that kind of privilege, the privilege of growing up broker than Barack Obama ever could dream of, than Kamala Harris could ever dream of. I'm just curious. Like what privilege? You know, the privilege. You know, the privilege. of being told that I'm a domestic terrorist by sitting members of my own government simply because I is a female want to make sure that I can protect myself because statistically women are more greatly victimized than men.

Like that kind of, that privilege? I mean, what the hell are you talking about privilege? This is so stupid. These women are just creating problems that they hurt and rescue that then they're going to pretend to be the fixers of. And how condescending is that? to lecture other people and act as though women of color are so helpless and stupid that they can't figure out that black women can't figure out life unless they have white women to help them.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Her campus reform, Columbia University, is apparently partnered with a nonprofit that said that if you, that terrorist is like a slur, a racial slur and they've defended Hamas. It's called Slow Factory. It's an education initiative that brings together stupid stuff and blah, blah, blah, and defends Hamas and all that. I mean, really, that's all you need to know. The Slow Factory is aptly named.

That's all I'm going to say. Let's see here. Oregon Wildfire explodes to half the size of Rhode Island. This is wild. Yeah, that's, you know, I mean, it is summer and it's hot and it's dry. Wind and lightning strikes of sparked and fanned wildfires across the Pacific Northwest, including the largest one in the U.S. near the

speeding near the Oregon Idaho border. The derky fire near Huntington, Oregon. 600 square miles have been scorched. It's actually, that's pretty crazy. So people be safe and I'm glad and just, I don't know.

I don't have any other words for it. That's kind of scary because, I mean, what are you going to do? That's it. I mean, it's just going to burn. No amounts of water is going to really put that out. That's kind of scary. That's terrifying. A woman orders an air fire from Amazon,

but she got a lizard in the box. A lizard in a box instead. So this was in Columbia. Sophia Serrano. She ordered an air friar. They sent her a live reptile. What do you have to order to get like a dog?

Out of curiosity. Like another one. Just curious. Like what do you have to do? She shared a picture of it and she's gone viral. Amazon apologized. And they have no idea how she got a lizard in a box. And it's kind of sad because it was like a lizard in a box.

like that didn't you know not even properly boxed up like I had why would you send it I don't know uh there was an another incident like this in India we're an Amazon customer and it's all like confirmed uh open her box to find that it contained a venomous snake she thought she bought uh like a controller but upon opening it it was a speckled cobra and it was stuck to the tape of the box otherwise it probably would have bit her face off I'm imagining that's terrifying ooh uh let's see here I'm missing Henry the eighth portrait was spied, was spotted on X by an eagle-eyed art historian. This is a very interesting. Imagine knowing your work that much. They identified this portrait after spotting it on social media. This guy was idly scrolling X and he, you know, saw that it was, uh, this, he saw this portrait in the background, identified it. Then you had Chelsea Handler who, I feel like is the blonde version of Kathy Griffin, who is the female version of Carrot Top. But Caratop's funny and sometimes. No Norm MacDonald jokes here.

Audio sound by 25. They're still going back to the J.D. Vance Cat Lady, well, his interview that he gave some years ago, listen to this. This is stupid. Hey, as you might have heard, Donald Trump's running mate and future star of his own Dateline episode, J.D. Vance, is ruffling quite a few feathers this week. We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of childless cat ladies who look at Kamala Harris. The entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people. without children. Listen up, you wingnut elegy. This country is still controlled by men in systems

that were set up by men that are carefully crafted to continue to benefit men. So to put it in women-hating terms, you'll understand you're being hysterical. But let's be clear. There's no correlation between childless people and the presidency. For example, our very first United States President, Mr. George Washington, didn't have children. In fact, he had two stepchildren. That's right. Just like someone else I know. And to your point about Kamala, not being fit because she's not a mother, I'd like to remind you that no president in the history of the United States has ever been a mother. But maybe if she had five kids with three different men and a scandalous affair with a porn star and was convicted felon, that would be more palatable

to Republican men. I mean, my God, are we tired? You sad diet, mountain dew, drinking, couch-humping, dolphin porn, aficionado. All of us childless cat and dog ladies are going to go from childless and crushing it to childless and crushing you in November. You know what gets me? Are all the women who don't have kids are so damn obsessed with telling you how happy that miserably happy they are not having kids, right? Who was that dude? Chelsea Handler.

Oh, got it. I mean, it's not even funny. I mean, it's funny like in a ridicule type of way. But it's not even funny. In some ways, I feel sad for, I mean, I know people that don't have kids. kids. And they're not obsessed to telling everyone else how happy they are without kids. But these broads apparently are

obsessed with making sure that everybody knows they're happy. We don't have kids. I'm so happy. No one asks you. They hear one comment that isn't even really directed at them. But oh my gosh, they're going to break their damn legs trying to get

out the door to insist that it is about them. Because they need that kind of affirmation. I need everyone to know that a very happy that I don't have kids. So that's what it's like. That's what they do. I just, he made an

off, you know, I don't, you say whatever we want about J.D. Vance. I need y'all to explain to me how you're a super empowered female president was able to subsist on a ticket for four years with a guy that she called a pedo racist. I'm just curious. I mean, everybody remembers the stuff

that Kamala Harris said about Joe Biden. So unless you guys can sit here and reconcile that, I really don't care what you think about J.D. Vance's offhand remark on something a couple of years ago. I don't know the guy. I've never met the guy, but I have seen enough of these broads to know who annoys me more. And I typically

don't like to agree or find any kind of allyship with the people who annoy me more. I want to be annoyed less by my government and people in my government. And so having these hysterical bitches scream and moan and whine and thrash and writhe

about how hat... Stop. up. Chill. Calm down. Just take it down a notch. You know what I mean? Just take it down a little bit.

Save some drama for the rest of us. Okay. Golly. It's just I don't understand why immediately everyone thinks that it's about them. I don't know. I mean, Kane, there was nothing, his remark was and, I mean, so?

Right. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't understand. There is a point. to be made about the priorities of people looking at policy that maybe have kids and those who don't have kids. And I think that's completely legitimate to bring up. And if you don't think it is, then we don't come from the same place. And we're never going to see eye to eye. So save your breath,

because you're not going to persuade me. But that's a completely legitimate conversation to have. But to say that and then try to take it back to IVF, which he actually hasn't really said anything on and Trump supports IVF. So I don't know why people are mad. And then they bring up the, I don't even know what their other stuff that they're talking about. It's just goofy. It's creepy. That's what's creepy. I don't know.

Lorraine says that Chelsea Handler's been very open about her abortions too. So she filmed some guilt? I don't know. Like, I don't know. Her package is, it's not my circus, not my monkeys, man. It's kind of, it's my whole thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not my dancing bears.

Not any of it. Not any of it. So I don't, I don't know. I think they're trying to weirdify J.D. Vance and make him somehow unsuitable for the ticket. I don't think that's going to work. And the reason I say that that's not going to work, Kane, again, have we seen some of that? Didn't they have a guy who was in a dress, like go and do like all these videos for Kamala Harris? They literally had a Pride Parade Easter celebration or something on one of the lawns of the White House where this trans, this dude who had breast implants went topless.

So good luck trying to convince anyone else that anybody else other than you is the weird one here. That was right around the first cocaine discovery. Yeah. I mean, you've got, yeah, you got Hunter Bight leaving all this, you know, when he's not snort and blow off hookers' backsides, he's leaving it in the White House cubby. I mean, you have Democrats that literally made a sex tape in the Senate chamber. And yet, J.D. Vance is weird because he pointed to a table that had some Diet Mountain Dew sitting on it. Do you see how stupid this is?

The hell's wrong with you, people. You need to be recalibrated. But he said cat lady, though. Yeah, he said cat lady. I don't like cats. I'm actually super allergic to cats. I've never been able to be around cats. I'm legitimately, you know, like allergen blood tested.

Actually, I didn't even have to get a blood test because my skin waved up so bad when I did a skin test. I'm so allergic to cats. And they're just weird. I've never held them. I have never been able to be around them. So I have like no experience with them at all. Totally fine with dogs. You know, I told you about our rescue pup that we just got last week.

But I don't know why people take that to be so. You know, usually when I come across opinions that I don't like, about 90% of the time, believe it or not, I go on with my life. Every now and then I say something because there's a lot of stupid people out there. And I don't know why it is that these like leftist broads can't do the same thing. Somebody said something that you don't agree with. Kill her. Go on with your life. Okay.

Go get your Virginia Slims. Go get your Chardonnay and leave the rest of us the hell alone. Can we not? All right. We got more on the way. I just, I can't believe this is what our politics are right now. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.