The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Mamdani's Boujee Wedding

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

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And whenever we have a golf story that's, you know, related in it, that's always in Florida. Man, it's always violent. Somebody gets mad. Somebody hits somebody with their clubs. Something happens. This guy is facing charges of aggravated battery causing bodily harm. Deputies say that Jason Hughes beat a man over the pace of play. He was frustrated at his local golf course.

And the man who was hit had an orbital fracture and needed stitches. Good night. So he was upset because the guy was playing slow. He apparently told him more than one time to hurry up. And then when the man was talking to his friend while on the green, that apparently made Hughes mad and then he attacked him unprovoked. I mean, Kane, I mean, in golf, you socializing that, right? Like, it's not like you don't speed through it.

No, you don't. I mean, there are tea times and there are some things. You can't be a lollygagger. But, yeah, this guy went a little far. Yeah, so I just, yeah, so he tacked him on provokes, started punching him in the face. They were separated by their playing partners. And then Hughes and his playing partner got in the golf cart and then took it to their car in the lot and drove off before deputies arrived. Yeah, it seems like he, they're like, I don't know how slow the guy was going, but I thought golf was supposed to be relaxing.

Just saying, thought it was supposed to be relaxing. Here we go, golf clubs. Florida Van was charged after he repeatedly beat an alligator with a, a golf club. I can't believe you're trying to make me feel bad. A lot of golf beatings today. About an alligator getting beaten because they're terrifying. So the guy's facing a felony charge.

He beat an alligator with a golf club and what authorities described as an unauthorized and brutal act. Hunter Crumbo. That's his name. That's his name. Sounds fake. Hunter Crumbo. I bet it's Hunter Biden. He was arrested in charge with the felony, taking a possession of an alligator without

a permit, which I didn't know that was a charge. but they located the alligator apparently it was being beaten with a golf club he said that apparently it had a fishing lure in his mouth and uh the guy wanted it not for the safety of the alligator back and so that's how yeah you know that's the alligator's lore now that's it's it's it's the alligator's lore you don't sit here beat it with a bat or a golf club unless it's attacking you or your dog then i'm like okay with it for self-defense but not just you know for this Stick with us. Taking charge of your health is easier with all family pharmacy. If you've been hearing about the latest in brain and cellular health, you're not alone. Methylene Blue is making waves for

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This guy, Zoran Mandani, he's the golden boy for the communist left. he's the avatar of all of really what Democrats are now. And he's an admitted socialist, although really he's a communist. Socialism is just a stone's, just a step on the path to communism. Come on. They're all the same damn thing. They just pretend that there's nuances in order for you to think that they're more cerebral than they are. So Mandani, he had a big wedding.

It was described as, and I'm reading the news article, lavish. There's a photo from it there that Juan is showing you on the simulcast. Flowers, those are dozens of probably David Austin roses and very beautiful and, you know, very, I mean, it is on their compound, very lavish. It was a compound owned by his family in Uganda. And, I mean, it's a pretty, this is a pretty fancy wedding. They apparently had technology to jam cell phone signals. You know what this looks like? It looks like, honestly, what is that movie?

Crazy Rich Asians. And then they had the wedding scene. This looks like when they're on their way, or not the wedding scene, sorry, the party at the grandmother's house. This looks like on their way to the party at their grandmother's house. So he, I don't think they understand what elope is either. It was reported that he eloped with his fiancee, except if you elope, you don't, you just go somewhere and you elope.

You don't have a big elaborate wedding somewhere else. that's a destination wedding. That's not an elopement, but okay. They had their wedding in this super rich neighborhood in Uganda. It's apparently the richest neighborhood in Uganda. It includes billionaires and tycoons and, you know, all of this stuff and all of the houses. I think the entry level house, they said, was a million dollars to get in. That's just bare minimum, bare bones, a million dollars. And they had armed security. Let me read how this is what it says. Quote, the hum is set back from the road and sits on two acres of lush gardens surrounded by trees.

It has a breathtaking panoramic view of Lake Victoria and it features at least three security gates. So they had a fleet of range rovers driving everyone into the compound. I know because he's a big greeny too. Security was tight. They had 20 special forces command unit guards. they had a phone jamming system so they were able to jam you know you couldn't use your phone at all whatsoever

they said the gates had at least nine guards stationed at the gates yeah huh interesting right because he's the guy who thinks that he I mean he's a big socialist and he thinks that rich people are bad he doesn't like rich people

he's talked about this before He's literally said, quote, I don't think we should have billionaires. That's a direct quote that he said. And by the way, it was an NBC piece that was celebrating him for saying it. So they weren't trying to slam him, et cetera. So he had, I mean, this party that he had for his wedding, huge, huge champagne socialist. Oh my gosh, they had drinks. They had everything.

The guests that were invited celebrated past midnight to celebrate the. the couple. They met on Hinge, dating app. And the locals said that the wedding was in bad taste because the country was supposed to be in mourning for some Supreme Court judge. And so as a result, the nation's president, the president of Uganda, was barred from visiting to pay his respects to the couple so he couldn't go. So he, I mean, they, a phone jamming system, a phone jamming system. Does he think he's that important, Kane? I'm curious. Or that frightened and needing of anonymity that that's, they didn't want any photos to be leaked. Can I just point it out, point out to that, you know, they had nine guards at one gate, right? So they had like all these

special forces commandos. They had local law enforcement. Oh, I mean, police there, a phone jamming system, et cetera, et cetera. They had all these things there. This is a guy who said to defund the police. Like repeatedly, even after Democrats stopped saying it, he has said, quote, of the police, because he went on this rant,

he went on this rant on social media about police. And he said there's no negotiating with this institution. It's corrupt. Defund it, dismantle it. End of cycle. End the cycle of violence. He has retweeted, people who called for defunding the police or dismantling the police state. Oh, and then he tried to 180 it later on. Of course, because he wanted to run for office. So then he came back and said,

well, I mean, I won't totally defund the police. And then he tried to dance back. I mean, it's really, really hard to say that you want to dismantle literally the word he used, the police system, when you have, you know, armed special forces commandos at your boozy wedding. You're boozy wedding. He acts like he's like a Kennedy or something. It's always, that's how the left always is. These are things that communists always want for themselves, but they don't want for anybody else. They don't want anyone else to secure the same opportunities or achieve the same level of success. I think part of it is they believe that there's the scarcity of resource or scarcity of opportunity, which kind of goes to show you that they don't really quite understand

how that works or what it means. We didn't get the invite came. We didn't get the invite to the wedding. I'm so bummed. Listen to how bummed I am. I don't think anyone in the chat room got the invite either. Nobody got mad. Yeah.

So I'm not surprised that they had this big. He got married in Uganda though, to Big O' Compa County. Why not New York? I loves New York so much. Why didn't he get married in New York? You know? I mean, you're running to be mayor of New York.

Why didn't you? I don't know what he does. He's 33. and his well I guess it's his wife now is 27 they just say that she's like an illustrator I don't even know like they sound like this couple that go for house hunters

and it's always this weird couple and they're like in their early 30s or they're like babies they're like 19, 20 no but they always come on and they're like well I've got a doctor it's in Sanskrit and my wife is an underwater basket weaver and our budget is $13 billion And you're like, how are you affording that?

What do you do? You literally run drugs, don't you? You totally run drugs. We know you do. Come on. But I don't know what either of them do. He's never had a job. And she's just described as like an illustrator.

Pretty sure she's not the millionaire in the situation. So I, they're trust fund NEPO babies. They're socialist trust fund brats. That's what they are. That's exactly what they are. And he wants to run Manhattan. I mean, good luck with that, New Yorkers. Good luck with that.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick 5. This headline, Americans spend nearly half their day online. Whether it's at work or play, it's an eye-opening new poll because people need to go out and touch grass. Too many people. When I see people, like

everybody at the restaurant on their phones, I want to go up at a public place, I want to flip the table over and throw all their drinks on them. It enrages me when I see people like just sitting there. They're in person and everybody's on their stupid phones. Americans spend nearly half their day online. Now, you could say, but Dana, they might be reading things and, you know, you can read stuff. It's like, you know, reading books, but now you're just using your phone. Yeah, whatever. Half of the people are either playing games or they're arguing with stupid Randos online. I can't. People who spend their day arguing with Randos online. God.

love you, but no, stop it. Go on touch grass. But it's a new survey that came out, the New York Post reported on it. I do believe it. And that's just adults. That's not kids. Those are just adults that were surveyed. That's not kids. Can you imagine how much higher it is with the younger generations? Think about that. Wow. Jay Leno criticizes modern late-night comedy for alienating half the audience with partisan politics. And he's right. I think a lot of these people get into partisan politics because they're not clever enough to actually be funny. Being a comedian, hard. That's hard work being a comedian. He sat down with an interview or for an interview. The guy who's, by the way, the CEO of the Reagan Presidential Foundation, he was questioned about

his approach to political humor. But he was saying that people today, modern late night comedy, they just, they focus too much on partisan politics. And he's like, that's not, you can't spend a lot of time in that area. And he's completely right. And that's one of the reasons why they've, you know, ruined late night, unfortunately. Also, let's see here, Democrats have gotten their lowest ratings from voters in 35 years, according to a new survey we're going to dive into from the Wall Street Journal, the lowest ratings ever from voters. This is in 35 years. Their party has not ranked so low. And this is like with their base, too. This is crazy. They're having a major, major identity crisis right now, major identity crisis. Also, the American Airlines flight and

Gulton, a lot of smoke caused panic passengers to flee via a slide. I saw somebody come down on a slide and just sort of like roll down on the asphalt. That does not, I gotta tell you, like whenever I've been listening to the emergency briefings and they talk about the slide and all that stuff, I would think that's kind of fun. It looks kind of fun, I want to go down on the slide.

No, after I watched these people roll down the slide and like skid across the asphalt, not interested in doing that anymore. But there, it was apparently, they were all, obviously they were panicking and they had this inflatable slide come out. They said people were coughing, choking. It was American Airlines Flight 30, 23.

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No vaccines and floss. Yeah, I don't want any vaccines and floss. We don't need anything like that. We don't need anything like that. Why would we have that? And also, your dog's breed might predict their food obsession and their weight problem. So apparently half a dogs in the United States are overweight. I didn't know that.

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Probably not, but it's still really shocking. Like, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good genes. Like, that is Nazi propaganda. She sounds like a smiling friend's character. Why does, I mean, you know what, let's be honest. The only reason that this, guys, I'm not, if you're expecting sugarcoding, you need to change the channel now because just it's not going to happen. First off, American Eagle is a brand name that predates. even when she was a glint in her dad's eye before he got with her prostitute of a mother.

That's number one. Number two, they're literally talking about denim. Number three, she's just mad because Sidney Sweeney, who's apparently in this ad, and I haven't even seen this ad. All I need is a fat, angry, progressive chick talking about it to let me know that I'm probably going to like the ad, right? So she's just mad because Sidney Sweeney is pretty and cute, and that's the whole thing of it. And don't sit here and be like, Dana, don't body shame. Shut up. Yes, I am.

because I care about the health of humanity. I'm sorry if you don't share the same concern that I do. But I'm also not going to apologize for having our culture and our lives dictated by angry, overweight goth chicks, morbidly overweight goth chicks who have a bull harness in their nose to the point where they can't even actually vocalize through their throat. And it sounds like everything is just emanating from their headspace. So no, I'm not going to sit here and take advice from people who put the camera so to them close to their face. It looks like a fish eye lens. stop and we're done is that okay

yeah why are people mad oh my gosh blonde blue-eyed it says eagle because there's not blonde blue-eyed people in the United States good gosh I need to go back to church we're too far away from the sermon

it's interesting guess what the sermon was this weekend it's about using your words for encouragement mm-hmm it's gonna have some coffee. Are you starting today and practicing? No, I was going to think on it a little bit, you know, and then just jump in with both feet later. But still, though, I just, how was that Nazi propaganda? I feel like stupid comments like that need to be pushed back with equal

or greater absurdity and brutality. That is of my opinion. Because if you just dance around the fact, or if you try to be polite about it, then it's just, it's stupid. All right, we got the commercial. We don't need to keep letting it run. They can pay for us. They can pay ad time for us. American Eagle can pay us for ad times. But, I mean, it's a fine commercial. She's literally talking about her denim. And probably she's going, well, I'm cute. And that that made this chick upset. And so she's like, this is literally, it's literally not super big of it. All right. Lunchbox. I feel like I'm watching Heather's right now. Like Heather's 3.0 because the new one that they did was horrible. I mean, the whole point of Heather's is that it was mean.

But that's big fun right there. Dana, you're so mean. And this is new? So, I don't know. There's nothing wrong with this. It's nothing wrong. American Eagle was a huge thing when I was in high school. Right?

How long has that brand been around? Put around for some time. Yeah. And I mean, I haven't gotten anything from them in a long time. But they, you know, they were like, weren't they like the denim people? I just remember. girls in my school, there were two places where they always would go and they would get their jeans. And one was American Eagle. And then the other one, do you remember this store? Some of you will

remember it. It was called Mary Go Around and it was like the cool store at the mall. Mary Go Around. And I was always too poor and too young to really be able to go in there and buy anything for myself. But like my older cousins were in there and I always love Mary Go Around. And when I always told myself, when I get older and I get a part-time job, I don't get a part-time job, Mary-Go-Round. is it look cool, look like a cool store or I wanted to work in a record store part-time so that's the dream of a 13-year-old Dana

what? Remember Spencer's? Yeah, I mean you're traumatized from Spencer's. Half of Spencer's was just inappropriateness. You would walk in, you guys remember the Spencer's stores? Oh my gosh, and I swear to you like the longer they existed, the more inappropriate they got, you just didn't walk to the back of the store.

You know what I mean? Like you would kind of stay in the front where the eye, the passer-by eye, could see like the in caps and that, and then just that. You just stayed up in there. You didn't walk to the back because it got a little crazy there. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.