The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Menstruators

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. So a Florida man who was wanted was found with drugs after getting lost in the woods, and he had to call the deputies for help. Okay.

So Branford, Florida, a Florida man got lost in the woods, but he had a warrant out for his arrest. and he had a call rescuers for help. Deputies with the Sawani County Sheriff's Office say James Lombardi, 43. This guy's 43? No way. No way is this guy 43. You are kidding me.

No way. He's had a rough life. This guy looks like he's 70. This guy does not look 43 years old. Somebody's lying. I want to just threw that up on the same. screen on the simulcast screen for you all. That dude don't, he does not look 43 years old.

No way. 43. If I was at the carnival, guess, can he looks like he would be your dad? Yeah. If I was guessing ages, I'd get this wrong. Oh my gosh. Okay, I know there's more of the story, but holy cow. All right.

So he, this guy got lost in the woods. He called for help Saturday morning. The sheriff's office came out. They found him in an hour. brought him back in the boat park. And then they were like, you got an active arrest warrant out because you violated your probation.

And then they found drugs on him and he had all kinds of stuff. Meth, glass pipe, glass vial, all kinds. So he got charged with a bunch of things, including meth and drug stuff. So he went back to the pokey. There you go.

Florida men are accused of stealing 150 gallons of used cooking oil from restaurants. Please tell me what this is for. Why do people do this? Biodiesel. Back in the day, you can actually turn used cooking oil into a biofuel, into a diesel fuel with the proper little, you know. Are you telling me that this is what these criminals are doing? Yeah.

I mean, there's not much you can really use cooking oil for. So these two dudes, South Florida, they were arrested in St. Petersburg. We're accused of stealing 150 gallons of used cooking oil. Wilmer Durand and Julio Ona, 49 and 53, charged with burglary. They said it was well planned. Now, state law says restaurants have to dispose of their use cooking oil after framed food, but apparently this metro diner just put it in a tank outside. Third party comes and picks it up.

Usually the areas are fenced and locked, but apparently I guess this isn't. And witnesses watch them do it. And they also stole from a cracker barrel. Isn't it a lot of work, though, to do that? Yeah, and by the way, it wasn't even illegal to do that like five to ten years ago. Like most restaurants were like, yeah, we just need to get rid of it and it was costing them to get rid of it. And so people were like, well, we'll take it. And so it became a thing.

And now everyone's protecting their used cooking oil and I don't get it. I don't get it either. They said it was, so they said it was theft. And it is. They said 55% of darling ingredients. They own the tank at the Metro Diner. They said 55% of theirs produces renewable diesel. Right.

And it's a valuable commodity, so I cannot believe that's a thing. Wow. Anyway, they got in trouble, totally arrested. This Palm Beach Post, a man facing life in prison for sexually exploiting two teenage girls, begged for a judge to sentence him to a decade instead. And he goes, he said he's a 26-year-old child in a man's body. I think this guy should be put to death personally. Really? No, the problem isn't that you're a child in a man's body.

a man's body, which is a gross thing. It doesn't exist. It's at your breathing. The problem is at you're breathing. This guy doesn't, shouldn't be alive. But apparently he, he exploited one of the girls was 13 years old. And he like, yeah, he was a big, he's a bad guy, bad, bad, bad guy. Oh my gosh. Yeah, why is he breathing? Florida mayor was arrested for abandoning three kids on an island. Oh, Okay. There you go. No. Satellite Beach Police Department said they got a 911 call from a 51-year-old who said he lost contact with three kids who were supposed to be in his care. 9, 10, and 11. He and his companion left the kids while they went to get more camping supplies. And then they were both found. Kayla Campbell and Leonard Nile were both found intoxicated. They couldn't, police couldn't get a coherent statement from either of them. A good Samaritan located the kids. They heard them screaming for help brought them to safety. They were alone on the island for four. hours without food or supplies. And the adults were doing coke and smoking marriage, Awana.

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here are five easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. So what is that? You mean a woman? Because again, gentlemen, if you are bleeding from your crotchal area, you need to seek metal. attention because I can promise you that ain't normal. Okay. Let's establish that. But the other thing that I noticed, like before even getting into this nightmare, was I guess the chick, they used a like a

purposely androgynous photo of this chick with bleached hair and she doesn't have an apple. So that means she doesn't have a banana. So they used this, look at this, this endrogynous photo. She's got a horrible like a mullet. It goes from Little Lord Fauntleroy in the front to mullet in the back. Can you imagine like being a stock photo model and having your photo taken for a stock photo gallery and then becoming the face of menstrual hygiene? Can you imagine that's you? Like you're walking around in the street and someone recognizes you. Oh my gosh, you're the menstruation hygiene lady. Can you imagine? That's you. Like you modeled for the the photo and stock photo and it's used like this.

How bad is your life? So that's the first thing I immediately thought like, she's the menstruation hygiene lady. The second thing I thought was minstrators isn't a real word. Women is, though. And only in that area, it's a biological function. Don't sit here and try to act like it's a normal biological function. When you can't even name women, you can't even define women.

How in the hell can you talk about menstrual hygiene day? You don't even know what women are. What is the women? You don't even know. Then when you click on the link, it takes you to some backroom's taxpayer-funded hellscape, where you get this. To commemorate this menstrual hygiene day, the Women's Bureau, full stop. That sounds like hell.

The Women's Bureau? They're unarmed, but they will nag you to death. The Women's Bureau is breaking down stereotypes and stereotypes and stereotypes. stigmas that have made minstration a taboo topic in the workplace. Okay, full stop. Why are you talking about menstruation in the workplace to begin with? Have people worked remotely for so long that they have just utterly forgot how to behave in public and professional places? How does this, I mean, have they forgotten to wash themselves? How does this conversation even go? I provided a helpful script on Substack.

You know, where Pam strides into the room and grabs a cup at the water cooler for water. Standing nearby is Debbie. Hey, Debbie, how are you doing today? Man, we've had a lot of calls. I'm doing okay. My vagina hurts because I'm bleeding, though. Like what, your period or something? Yes, I thought Wes Craven was filming a new horror movie down there, but I'm not sure.

I wish we had government resource to explain to us how our stupid bodies work. Yeah. I don't know. Like, how does this go? I don't know why you need to have this conversation to make other people aware. And I'm going to say something that's not PC, but I have no other way to put it. There's no way that other people would know you have an issue unless you're like reeking of day old sushi buffet. I have no idea how else to put it. You know I'm right, Kane. Stop it. You know I am. Department of Labor can't even define woman. Lady biz in the lady area is a biological function, but it doesn't make you a victim. I'm so tired of these people acting like anything that befalls women somehow further victimizes us. And that's what it is. Not everything has to be some kind of bizarre attribute of victimhood.

Oh my gosh. She has the flow. Oh gosh. She's a victim. Shut up. Women throughout history have done this. Not minstrators, by the way, but women. You don't need to make this a thing with a thing.

Department of Labor. I feel weird that they're talking about it even. Like I would be like, I'm quitting. This is weird. No. This is so bad. You know, I don't, I don't see guys like walking into the workplace talking about how big the deuce they had was last night. So I really don't need, you know. Actually, that happens a lot. Shut off. I'm sorry to be honest with you, but it does. We need to have deuce awareness. Like, do you need to be, but menstruation hygiene? Like, again, Right? Unless it's like... I mean, unless you're working for Tampax, this shouldn't be in a conversation at work. Even then, just roll the cotton.

You know what I'm saying? Just get it done. Nobody cares. I can't. I just can't. Are we done with this yet? No, we're not. Because I'm mad.

I'm mad that this keeps happening. I can't even believe that there's a day for it. There's a day for this. Like it's an ailment. A day. Shut up. You guys have too much damn time on your hands. We have an indulging, a self-indulging society that is drowning in privilege.

They don't know what hard work is. They sit on their asses and they dooms scroll through their phones. I had this headline yesterday, how they spend like, what is it? How many days of their lives do they spend pretend shopping, fantasy shopping on their phones? Like there's a study done. Thousands of people were surveyed and they studied this. We live in such an indulgent society that it makes stuff like this possible. Everything is so great, you feel uncomfortable because it's so great.

And then you're like, wow, I've got to create more problems for myself. Guess I better vote Democrat and then think that, you know, a basic biological function is an attribute of victimhood. Stop. Stop making everything miserable. It's just horrible. I can't see in these people. It's so frustrating.

Gosh, it has to be hard to be a chick, like a teenage girl nowadays. and grow up with us stuff. It really does. So I just, we apparently spent taxpayer dollars on this because it's a government site, so you know that's a taxpayer fund of government site. But I just, you know, not everything

is open for work discussion. I get that people like to overshare on social media. Stop it. Just stop it. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody wants to know about this stuff. You know, and by the way, you wouldn't

need to provide these things for free, by the way, because they're like, oh, women can afford this stuff. Oh, you know, not in this economy. Maybe, I don't know, stop voting Democrat. I love the women who are like, I'm going to, I have a horrible taste in men. Can't wait to vote for the next man president for Biden. Like Taylor Swift, her entire album history is about how horrible she is at picking men. And so she backs Joe Biden.

Make all the sense in the world. So if it wasn't for inflation, maybe, you know, maybe instead of like pandering to women like this, maybe just lower or abolish the income tax entirely. Stop spending our tax dollars like your Hunter Biden at his cocaine dealer's house. Stop it. Just a thought. So frustrating. Sorry, guys.

I had to get, I had to talk about this because it made me angry and I saw it yesterday. And I wanted to share the burden like a village. I mean, I grew up with the commercials where just mother and daughter walking on the beach. You had no idea what they were doing. Like a private conversation? Yeah.

Why are we talking about this? It was a joke because it was so vague. Like everyone was real polite about it. Now they're like, you know, are you bleeding to death every month? I mean, now it's like so in your face and crass. It's like we get it, right? Be classy. We need to go back to them.

You had no idea what they were selling you. They were walking on a beach. Nobody knew until the jokes were made and then finally it became, and now I didn't think they do that anymore. I don't know. But the mother and daughter walking on them, did you ever get that not so fresh feeling? And I'm like, maybe you should get new deodorant. Like, I didn't know.

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This is horrible. Listen to this. This is in Texas. Houston. See them gators are everywhere. A missing Texas woman's body was found inside the jaws of an alligator who was still eating her. They haven't not yet revealed the identity or cause of death. I'm thinking it could have been a gator. Just, you know, she was in her 60s, believed. And they found her on the banks of the horsepen bayou in Clear Lake about 8.40 a.m. Tuesday, 12 hours after she went missing.

And they discovered the alligator gnawing on her. They had to shoot it to prevent it from damaging the remains further. A dive team then recovered the body and the alligator from the bayou. They have not yet, can you, I, I could not be on a dive team like that. They've not revealed her identity and they said they're going to do the autopsy from what they can, but that's just awful. Her husband reported her missing. It's unclear if she was actually killed by the alligator, but they're trying to figure it out. But yeah, they said that they're all over in that area.

So just assume they're everywhere. Anywhere from like Houston or like Tyler, Texas on east, there's, it's a gator country. They're into puddles, just assume. nearly half of Gen Z live a double life online. This is not surprising. Apparently, they say that Gen Z feels like it's a double life when it comes to their online and offline personas. 2,000 Americans were surveyed, split evenly by generation. 46% of Gen Z felt their online personality differs from how they present themselves in the real world,

as opposed to 18% of Gen Xers, who will call you a see you next Tuesday to your face, just like they do on social media. Just saying. It's true. Spy pandas. This is my first thought when I saw this headline. They call it panda diplomacy. No, it's not.

These pandas are actually probably people in panda costumes. China is sending two pandas to Washington. They said that it's a surprise announcement, panda diplomacy. The pandas are going to arrive in the United States. They're spies. These pandas are straight up spies. You know this.

You think they're friendly because they're all cutie-keut and their babies are pure chaos, but they're spy pandas. So apparently they're going to be here in D.C. towards the end of the year. I don't know how I feel about it. Cain Thoughts. You know it's going to be a dude in a panda suit. I'm just waiting for it. A white writer was eviscerated because he disguised himself as black so he could write a book about racism.

Sam Forster, who is a white Canadian. He revealed the premise of his book Tuesday, and he was immediately ripped into complete shreds. He said he told himself, because last summer I disguised myself as a black man and traveled throughout the U.S. to document how racism persist in American society. I mean, he could have literally, you could have had a black author write that if that's what you wanted to do. But I can't, I mean, that's white privilege right there.

A communist, white leftist, totally. We have a lot more on the way, including aliens and, well, something else. Speaking of people saying stuff, can we talk? Hang on, I got to talk about this Pope thing. So, Pope Francis, this is the Guardian. It's a British paper. Pope Francis.

allegedly used offensive slur during discussion about gay men. Bishops say the pontiff made the remark during a closed-door debate on admitting homosexual men into seminaries. Really? He's 87. And apparently, according to the article, it was a remark he made during a closed-door meeting with bishops in Rome last week where they were reportedly discussing whether gay men should be out-gay men, should be admitted into Catholic seminaries

where priests are trained a topic that the Italian bishop's conference is said to have been pondering for some time. Can I say it in Italian? Yeah. I don't know. Does that count? I mean, it's what he said. It's news. Yeah, but it's, so he used the word.

That they use for cigarettes in the UK? Yeah. I mean, he called him, it rhymes with dags. It's a mystery. That's what he said. Can I say the Italian? Because he said it in Italian. But he was saying,

this is how I have it on my rundown. Quote, there's too many daggots. That's what he said. It's a vulgar Italian word that roughly translates to daggetness. That's what the article says. And of course, I'm saying, not that, I'm saying the D, not the F, because we're getting trouble. So they said that the unnamed bishops that he, they said the pontiff meant the derogatory term is a joke.

And some were surprised and perplexed by the legislator. He might not have been aware that the term was offensive. Wait, you're more offended over that than the possibility of what he just said. Wait a minute, hold up. By the way, the photo that Juan selected of this is just chef's kiss. Let me just point that out for a moment. he said that because the Pope said that he said being gay's a fashion and the clergy is susceptible and all this stuff so they're mad that he's called them a bunch of dags but they're not mad

that they're being admitted the the bishops who got butt hurt over it pun intended right i don't know uh it's frochiagni for yeah is that how it's pronounced frochiagni is apparently what it what it is that's for news purposes. Anyway, but he said that the article says, during the discussion, when one of the bishops asked Francis, what he should do? The Pope reportedly reiterated his objection to admitting gay men,

saying that while it was important to embrace everyone, it was likely that a gay person could risk leading a double life. And then he's alleged to have added that there was already too much of the frotchy agony. A vulgar Italian word that roughly translates

daggetness in some seminaries. So he said that there's too many of them in the seminaries. This is what he said. And some of the actual bishops were like, oh, that sounds like a slur. I'm perplexed. You're perplexed that he said the word, but you're not perplexed that he had to because it exists? Where are you at? Right? Someone's like, the puns have me not to have been away the time was offensive. I'm pretty sure he probably was. I don't know. They said, it's just, the Roman Catholic Church's position is that homosexual acts are sinful, the decree on training for priests in 2016, blah, blah, blah. I just think it's funny that they're acting,

like there are people acting like it's, I can't believe he used that word. Well, I can't believe that there's apparently too much daggetness in the seminaries. I mean, I'm more shocked over that than the word he used, right? I mean, not shocked, but you know what I mean, right? Go on. So I wish he wasn't so bad on so many other things, because I feel like this is a Federman moment he kind of had, right?

Because on the other stuff he's just not so great on. I got to say, not so great on. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.