The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Michelle Obama Blames White People Again

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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He might not listen to me. But yeah, as good a time as any. Okay, I'll give it a go. If he ever takes those earphones out. Vaping is harmful to your child's health. Nicotine addiction can affect their concentration, sleep and moods. They're much more likely to smoke when they're older too. So take a deep breath and talk to them today.

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five arrests including minors this seems like a pretty involved wow so it was a kidnapping to police chase a multiple arrest in Florida because a guy was kidnapped from a McDonald's and he was sitting inside of the restaurant he was approached by some dudes who took his phone off a table, demanded he get in the vehicle to get it back. And after abducting him, they drove him. His name wasn't revealed. Forced him out of the vehicle, beat him up. He found somebody to call 911, report that he was kidnapped.

I mean, it just goes on and on and on. The police tracked the vehicle, blah, blah, blah, long story short. They brought these people into custody. The charges are kidnapping and flicking bodily. Oh, my gosh, there's a lot. I want to get to other stories. It's a lot. It's bad.

Just so you know. Good grief. It's pretty insane. Also, let's see here. This. Is this Jamal Bowman? The guy who broke into a Florida middle school and pulled the fire alarm in Orlando. He was detained Wednesday of last week.

He entered Meadowbrook Middle School unlawfully. How were you able to get in there? And triggered a fire alarm. That makes me very nervous. Like, what if you go in there and what if you're able to get in there and you're a bad dude? You're like the Parkland guy. Pull the alarm, everybody leaves and goes into the hallway. And then, you know what I'm saying?

This is bad. It's bad that this guy was able to get in there. Happened at 9 a.m. He went right through, apparently, the front entrance of the school. How was this possible in 2025? When an administrator saw that he was an adult, they questioned why he was at the school. He passed her by, triggered the fire alarm in the lobby, and tried to open the doors leading to the school's courtyard. They called the SRO.

and then when he was confronted, he said, don't touch me, I'm not alone, and I'm not the only one that you have to worry about. And then when they put him in the patrol vehicle, he bit the safety cushions covering the prisoner cage. So he's being charged with a whole bunch of stuff as well. Man, they better, a meadowbrook, they better really reconsider their security there.

That's bad. Worry about it. Let me explain something to white people. Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness. That's why so many of us can't swim and we run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all.

It is exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes up so much time. Breeds are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work. So why do we need an act? Does she ever just not bitch? Everything. Oh my gosh. All you white people. Everything's your fault.

Who's making her straighten her hair? What are you talking about? Who's making her, is Beyonce have the same issue? Who's making anybody straighten their hair? Like we're, that's, you know what? My hair is naturally currently. I get a keratin on my hair. Every eight weeks.

Non-st, just doesn't change. My hair texture is like, I don't know if you've seen Brave, that movie, the little cartoon movie, and Marita, the little redhead. That's my hair texture, naturally. So I don't want to hear anybody bitch about it. Shut up. I'm so tired of this nonsense. Michelle Obama, she was complaining last week about having a hair and makeup artist.

Now she's complaining that she had to, like, you know, like, you know, I didn't realize that she's being forced by white women to straighten her hair. Why does she always have to be a victim? I have never seen such a Silver Spoon elitist. A rich kid complain about being victimized as much as she does. She is constantly, constantly victim. She is the victim all every day. That has to get tiring to be in that house.

Doesn't it? Maybe it's why I never see her husband and kids around her, because all she does is bitch all the time. Oh my gosh, every day. And trapping black people and hair standards that harm their capability to do work is actually a sentence that she said. Trapping?

Is that I don't, I didn't feel like I had to be trapped and to straighten my hair. I just, it's just easier for me on TV. It's easier. to do it's easier to upkeep actually um i don't get it i i don't know why it's always everybody else's problem what you have to deal with it's always everybody else's fault if you have an issue if you don't like some about your if you don't if you're mad about having to do your hair how is that someone else's fault my gosh you know there are people out there right now that are really hurting that

would love to have that as a problem they'll trade you their sets of problems for yours It is a major beauty industry. That's a major industry. I have friends who get their hair straightened and then they wear their hair in braids or they'll do, they will have locks put in a whatever. I mean, it's been all, I mean, I've had friends who've changed their hair, you know, six ways to Sunday throughout a decade. Not an issue. I don't know why it is for her. I just get the feeling that she is a deeply unsatisfied person.

and she just seems very resentful over what I'm not quite sure she grew up and she's by my standard she's a rich kid she's a rich kid who grew up in a rich part of town with rich parents and she had a richy rich education and she married another rich kid who's you know came from a banking family and he went to a rich school and they had everything handed to them on a silver platter when I hear them talk about what they think poor is I laugh my head off because that is that's not that's not poor it's just crazy and she always just seems so mean and resentful and hateful and I is she just mad because she was expected to do something I get Hillary vibes from her that's where she and Hillary Clinton share they have this common denominator they're both very

unlikable they're very unlikable because that's the countenance That is the aura that they emit. That's what they put out there. They're just unlikable people. I've never seen a first lady complain so much in my life. Think about it. I mean, maybe except for Hillary. But Hillary complained about other people and politics,

not to say that that's any better. Michelle Obama just complains constantly about everything related to herself. Everything comes back to her. You cannot bring up a singular issue with the story. woman without her bringing it back to something that she is aggrieved over with her. Either her makeup or her clothes

or her hair or you know what she wanted to do over what Barack wanted to do. I mean my gosh, she just sounds like a deeply aggrieved, unsatisfied woman. Maybe she's having a menopause fit. I don't know.

Maybe that's why she just seems so cantankerous. But, I mean, it's true. Goodness. I don't know. She said this. She was this from the same thing. This is, she's saying she will not run for, listen to this. Oh, boy.

Well, as we saw in this past election, sadly, we ain't ready. That's why I'm like, don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying. You're not ready for a woman. You are not. So don't waste my time. You know, we got a lot of growing up to do. And there's still, I'm sadly, a lot of men who do not feel like they can be led by a woman, and we saw it. There's a lot of women who don't want to be led by a woman, especially some of the women that have been promoted for this high office.

So it ain't just about men. That's a sexist comment. Some of us don't want to be led by no bitchies either. Let's be real. And she's like, well, they're not ready. Not ready for you. No, we're just tired of putting up with you, complaining all the time. Oh, my gosh.

Bring something new to the table. It's the grievance Olympics with her every time. It's not that, look, it's not that people aren't ready for a woman president. There has not been a qualified woman to run yet. Oh, get mad. It's true. There hasn't been a qualified woman to run yet. Kamala Harris, who had everything handed to her.

She's a NEPO-D-I hire. Hillary Clinton, who only got where she was because of her husband. And she foo-barred everything else. Go back and look how she foo-barred Hillary. care during her husband's tenure. Oh my gosh, it was so bad. All the Congress ran away from her. She tanked herself. They had to hand her the Senate after that. And then Barack Obama did a head pat by making her Secretary of State. And then she foobared that up by backing the Muslim Brotherhood and creating all this destabilization in Libya after Gaddafi and in Egypt with the with the

Green Revolution and all of that. There hasn't been a qualified woman on either side to run. There has not been a single female that I personally think is qualified on either side that has thrown their hat in the ring. Not a one. And I don't see anybody. It's a rare type of woman. I do not see a Margaret Thatcher among us. I don't. At all.

I have high standards. I don't want to put just any old bee in there. I have high standards. And that is a tough job to do. How do you have masculine energy? to do the job while retaining your femininity. How are you still, how are you able to juggle all that? It's tough.

Women, biologically, that's not a temperament that we have. It's not a temperament that men have to take on that role that women usually go to. It can't be done, but it just, I haven't seen one yet. It doesn't mean that there's not one out there or one to come. I just have not seen one yet. I have not seen it from any of the women that have, throwing their hat in the ring thus far. Democrats or Republicans, not a one. Everybody's too sensitive and they have bad instincts and they're not eloquent speakers and they have bad policy

ideas and they think even some on the Republican side thinks that having a vagina is enough of a resume, bullet point on a resume, and it's not. You have to be able to deal with all of the attacks that come your way without putting it down to you being a woman. So it's not that people aren't ready, women aren't ready. People can take exception to that all they want to. It doesn't make me any less correct. I haven't seen one yet. You don't have to pick between safe storage or quick access if you're a firearm owner. The folks at Stopbox Pro give you both. The Stopbox Pro keeps your weapon accessible to you for when you need it and inaccessible to everyone else. Stopbox Pro uses push button mechanical lock. No keys, no batteries, no electronics, and you can

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Kane did you see it? That man needed two hands That's not tiny That's like Hmm But somebody apparently had it As a pet illegally And they dumped it

And it can't safely return to the wild It's totally out of it I've seen this movie I mean we have all seen how this happens Stop And why would you dump a little baby Gator That's so mean I mean and I know they grew up to be

Nothing but Jaws but, you know, still. A bear ran onto an airport tarmac and halted flights. Aw. It was in the Japanese city of Hanamaki, and it temporarily suspended flights after they saw this bear wander under the grounds, and it halted flights for more than an hour.

And it's adorable because there's video of it, and I just feel like it was scared, and it didn't know where to go. Poor baby. Look at me. Poor baby, nature. Also, a man fell off a bus. on the highway in Maine

after he climbed through the roof hatch who does this stuff these dumb people do this this is what it is he fell right off the bus Manchester New Hampshire he was seriously injured he fell from the roof of a moving bus they said

the 35 year old man opened the emergency access of the Concord coach lines climbed through the roof while it was moving driver realized what happened started slowing down tried to pull over but the man fell off the roof to the roadway. He landed on the shoulder. He had serious injuries, but not life-threatening.

He said he was feeling overheated, and he opened up the access hatch, and that's why. Sounds like, I don't know, drugs, maybe, like, maybe, I don't know. Just, I mean, none of this sounds good. Uh, a, just, oh, no. I got a joke here. A distracted driver relieved himself into what Budweiser can while he was driving, and he got pulled over. Now, maybe he was making Budweiser.

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Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you. We're at the top of this third hour. This Monday. Find us a substack chapter and diverse. What do you do if you're on an airplane? Everybody's been on planes before, right? Yeah. and um you are sitting in your seat you know how some people they got their iPads or their

laptops or their phones out are you ever worried about people like if i have to work on a plane i don't want people to read the editorials that i'm writing and things like that so i pick my seats in a way where i can you know have that privacy but have you ever been on a flight i have not, but have you ever been on a flight where somebody starts viewing something that is incredibly inappropriate while you're on the flight? Has that ever happened to you, Kane? I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I'm usually in the aisle, too, so that's kind of the easy way to see that sort of thing. Yeah. So I don't know if you guys heard about Democrat rep Brad Sherman.

It's so gross. His face looks so gross in the photo because of his expression. Apparently there were photos of him that someone took where he was sitting on a plane on his giant iPad and he was looking apparently at some explicit images and someone posted it on X. It showed the California Democrat, the Congressman, staring at his iPad with his mouth agape, and he was apparently scrolling through some inappropriate photos, should say. And they asked, why did California Congressman Brad Sherman feel it was appropriate to look at porn on his iPad during a flight today? Now, he denied the allegations. and they said that the pictures appeared because of his algorithm on X. Now, I don't, Twitter is not like if you're looking online and you, you know how some people

tell on themselves, they'll like post screenshots of something and then there are these weird ads in the side and it's like, that's from what you, that's how, that's from what you surf. that that's how that takes it up x doesn't necessarily work the same way my four you by the way so my four you tab is like all progressives and i have no idea why like stuff i don't agree with and i have to mute all of it it's like the four you thing is is is like garbage now maybe that's because i'm in you know politics and maybe i don't know the algorithm is trying to show you something different from that i don't know but his people were saying that it is the

it was the algorithm that did that King I don't really think that that's accurate no it's not accurate I haven't seen the algorithm like promote pornography stupid people yes it's never accidentally

popped up in my feed yeah so I don't believe that what do you think that he was just actively looking at that stuff yeah I do I mean, that's what the pictures in video show.

He said, he said these pictures came up on For You. If you have to fly across the country, you look at a lot of stuff on your tablet. He says, if I see a picture of a woman, might I look at it longer than a sunset? Yeah. Oh. It doesn't look good because there were several photos of him taken and there were multiple images that he was looking at. and I don't know yeah there were multiple posts

and they appeared in some of those photos to be one right after the other in other words a specific feed he was looking at oh my gosh okay we we actually but Juan's getting ready to show you what he was doing like in one of the photos you can see he's not even touching the iPad

but he's just staring at the image and he's all slack jawed like some will perma a gait Oh, it's so gross. Why is he like that? I don't know. Why are these people like this?

So I tend to not think that it was just, oh my, he was like, I didn't mean to view these lingerie scantily clad women. It just is awkward. It's so bad. And he, there were multiple, like image, image, image, image, image at one right after the other. There were three photos. of him taken looking at them. I don't think I don't think that it was the algorithm.

I think that he like clicked on something to see personally. That's what I think. It's just so gross. But he was like, no, it's the, it's the X algorithm. That's what it is. Or just hear me out, you're a giant pervert looking at this stuff and looking at this stuff on a plane

in the aisle seat he's in the aisle seat is he looks to be near the window or next to the window well it looks like he's in an aisle seat from what I saw I don't care but he's on a plane oh my gosh oh it's so nasty oh can you imagine I can't it's a what would you do if you were sitting next to him

to him and you saw that happen and I knew that he was the congressman a Democrat congressman from California or just Just period. I'd probably do what this guy did, which is apparently sneak some picks. So I would totally do that too.

Yeah. And then I would, so I didn't have to sit next to the gross. I'd be like, why are you so nasty? I would probably ask that publicly. Why are you so nasty? Why are you looking at porn here? Oh, I feel violent. It's just, uh-oh, no.

Don't they make those screen covers where if you're just off at an angle, you can't see what's on the screen sort of thing? Yeah. Like, if he's going to do stuff like that, I'd recommend them have. A friend of mine has it on her phone, and I ordered for the iPhone off of Amazon, because I just noticed when I'm on flights,

I find myself, if I'm texting and do, you know, I don't want people like, oh, who's that? What is she? You know, not that I'm doing anything. All of my searches are, they're embarrassing. It's all dog stuff. It's dogs, holsters. Oh, I was looking up heirloom seeds.

What else? What does it mean if I dream I had a tail? Oh, and anything aliens. My algorithm is so spastic. It's like, we don't even know. We're just going to throw a bunch of weird stuff at her. I don't know. Yeah, that's what it.

Oh, although Instagram started showing me races of small diminutive people with camels. Oh. On Instagram. I don't know why. just start to show me those videos. I don't know what I watched, but anyway. That's, yeah. So I just, I would have said something that's gross.

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