The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Miss Alabama

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I love how Daily Mail is like exclusive. Okay, I'm about to share with you maybe one of the freakiest Florida Man stories of all time. If you're having your lunch numbies right now, I might ask you to hold off on those numbs here. for a second, okay? Yeah, it's one of them. Here's the headline. We're just going for it, all right. Florida's man, colon explodes after coughing and sneezing at the same time in a diner,

causing his intestines to fall out of his body. What? Dude. Dude. Man was eating breakfast with his wife when a cough and a sneeze at the same time left him with a freak injury. His colon exploded. And it made his, I don't know, how your intestines fall out of your, your body because of it, but that's how it happened. Yeah. I'm just going to keep reading it. So that's what happened? The 63-year-old noticed a wet sensation followed by a sharp pain when he lifted his shirt.

So it said he had abdominal surgery, but his incision had already been well healed, doctor said. But apparently it ripped it open and his guts came out of his surgical wound. I am so sorry. His wife called an ambulance. Paramedics said that they saw it, and they were like, he was immediately the rest of the hospital. They successfully fixed him. He was in the hospital for six days, sent home, experienced no further complications. They're putting his case in the American Journal of Medical Case Reports. They said it's a rare but serious complication of surgery, especially after it's healed, where it can be reopened. And it's a freak thing that it happened like that. I actually am curious as to whether or not he tried to suppress it, the sneeze and that. Maybe. Like, you can't do that. That might have been what did it.

Never suppress. I've always wondered what would happen if you would cough and sneeze at the same time. Apparently this. Your guts will fall out. Not interested. His whole guts fell out. That's crazy. All of his guts.

That's, well, not all, but golly. Can you imagine? This is the dumbest Florida man ever. He led cops on a nearly 100 mile per hour. chase and then he jumped into a pond to avoid arrest. What have we talked about with ponds, guys? Gators! It's where the gators live. Yeah, I'm just looking at the pond and it's like a blurry still from a body cam footage, and it looks dirty and murky. Why would you do that? That's a gator country. Anyway, he jumped into the pond. Jeffrey, guys, Jeffrey Treffey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey.

Treffy 46 of Naples Jeffrey Treffy Jeffrey Treffy what? He's a real person he was in a red BMW and he sped past the deputy

in a Mark patrol car they chased him he crashed under a dirt embankment jumped into a retention pond they got him out thankfully no gator aiding nobody no gator ate anybody but good heavens oh man let's see this one let's see I'm going to get into this I don't have this on my list but this is a Florida woman who called

911 on herself during an attempted carjacking so she could do it legally she was trying now she wasn't being carjacked she was trying to steal a car from a dealership and Christy Terman age 37 called Lee County Sheriff's Office because she wanted the authorities to know that she literally said this during the 911 call

quote because I'm trying to to steal a car that's not legally mine, so y'all better come and make a report. I'm reporting this. They arrived. They found her exiting the driver's side of the stolen Toyota Corolla. She, oh, wait, there's more.

She told deputies she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car, but called authorities to make it legal. She's arrested and facing trespass charges. Narrator says, Yeah. It's not legal. I'm just,

trying to figure out she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car. Where does that come from? Where is that? And then she called the police. That's like the cops episode that I watch where two women were fighting over a crack rock in the street because apparently one woman purchased the crack rock and the other woman stole it. And the woman who purchased the crack rock called police instead, she reported the other lady. Literally called 911 said she stole my crack rock. And the cops were like, ma'am, you know crack is illegal. I swear to you, hence this guy, she goes, yeah, but ain't stealing illegaler? This woman. This woman, legit was thought, wait, she thought that you could make it legal just by calling the cops and telling

them you're doing it. Is that a setting? GTA six or something? Yeah, what is the whole blackups to steal a car? Is that, yeah, is that GTA? I have no idea. Jiminy Christmas. Video games lead to violence, they say. Shut up. Oh my gosh. But wait, there's more. Oh, let's see. This is a, this headline is just adorable. A pair of middle fingers leads to road rage ramming at Wellington Green Mall. Wellington, Florida, an exchange of middle fingers on the road to the mall at Wellington Green led to a scary scene. They said that one of the drivers in a Honda Accord went to the parking lot. The other guy turned in and they hit the gas. Volkswagen Passat met the Honda Accord, mashing and chaos. There were arrests. Our partners over at Hillsdale College, Hillsdale's all about

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National American Miss Alabama All right I want to We got to be careful with us So that is not I'm sure you've seen it It's been everywhere

They're like this is the new Miss Alabama Can you believe this woman And she's you know Can I say it? She's obese I'm not saying it to be ignorant And make fun of her size This chick is literally morbidly obese

It is unhealthy She is morbidly obese That is not healthy that's not body conscious. That's taking the lazy way out and making people more comfortable in harming themselves. But it's like a body positivity sort of pageant. So this chick is, it's being promoted all over social media by a lot of our friends as this is the Miss Alabama. This is the new Miss Alabama. Can you believe that this is the Miss Alabama? It's not, though. She is the, there's the Miss Alabama pageant. And then there's the Miss Alabama. And then there's

the National American Miss pageant. They are two entirely different things. So this 23-year-old woman won the title because she shared her body positivity method. She won the National American Miss Alabama. The actual Miss Alabama looks like a living breathing Barbie doll. She's a very pretty young woman. This woman is not the actual. actual Miss Alabama, as you know, Miss Alabama.

It's the National American, there's all these different pageants out there. And the Miss Alabama, she looks like she's, I mean, she's, she looks like a beauty pageant winner like you would think. So this Diane, yeah, Diane Westhoven is Miss Alabama. Sarah Milligan is the National American Miss. And the participants apparently are a younger demographic. So Miss Alabama is older. National American Miss is younger. So that, you know, there you go. And it's not that she's an ugly woman. Her face, she's very pretty in her face. Her hair is very pretty. She's just so morbidly obese that I don't see a long lifespan for her because of her health that is impacted by her size. It's not healthy. And it's not ignorant. It's not bigoted to say that. Just like if you see someone cutting open their veins, you would be like, wow, that's not healthy for you.

how dare you be bigoted? You see what I mean? It's not healthy. That's a killer. And so, I don't know, I'm amazed at, you know, it's spread and everyone was mad at the Miss Alabama Paghan. They're not the same. They're two totally different things. So I want to make sure that we're, you know, we're right on that.

By the way, speaking of, you know, correcting stuff, Steve corrected me. It's Wallin, not Waylon. I always think of Waylon Jennings. Who's the best? Whalen Jennings is the goat. it's Morgan Wallen. I always immediately think I see everything. I'm like,

Waylon. I know who he is. I just, I hear and I see, think, and Steve was like, I got to tell you, it's not Wayland,

it's Wallen. That sounds weird for me to say, like it's, whenever I talk about, like, the My Pillow people, I have to stop myself because I want to say pillow. We have this huge fight on air

every time, or off air. I say things weird, and I blame it from, it's like an Ozark twang, being from Southern Missouri. I say milk. I say Worsh. And I say,

pillow and my kids are going nuts because they're like there's no R in it where is Warsh I'm like I don't care do you need the Worsham machine and when I'm on air and especially if I'm doing lives I have to be very careful with how I say words right

and it's I sound sometimes I feel like I sound fruit because I'm like wash that sounds so weird sounds so weird it's weird because you make it all long at the a part yeah because it's yeah just wash Wash.

No. That sounds so dumb. It's warsh. It sounds way better. We got to move. We got to move. We got to move. We got to move.

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So they are demanding, they were the ones who BLM protesters broke through under private property and were like on their property, like, threatening them. Well, they're demanding that the city returned the two guns that they took from them. They were, because they went to court, they were Charles. They filed requests to have their convictions wiped away. They pled guilty to misdemeanor charges in 2021. On Wednesday, one of the judges, the judge expunged the charges from the records following the incident because they were legitimately threatened and you could hear threats on audio. And that area is literally private property. They destroyed, the protesters destroyed a fence to get there.

And this They said that they want their guns back They want their records expunged So their fight still is continuing And we'll see how that goes I mean it's you know St. Louis judges We'll see This is a new link associated with xylitol

Zylitol is in a lot of keto stuff And so it's a common sugar substitute Now they're saying that it's linked to blood clots And all this stuff I'm sure it's not the Vax though There's literally never been any problems with it up until like, I just don't like the taste of it. I can taste it. I'm not a fan of the taste of xylitol. But I'm sure it's not the injections, guys.

I'm sure it's not. This, it's an at-home brain zapper that helps binge eaters lose weight. This sounds kind of dangerous and it looks ridiculous to wear. They said that it can be carried out at home. It helps people lose weight. A lot of weight in six weeks. They said it's called transcranial direct current stimulation. And this sounds comfortable.

It fires a gentle electronic pulse via electrodes on the scout, causing a slight excitation of brain cells. And it's supposed to stop the people who are binge eaters. And apparently they're saying that it helps them. But you have to wear this wrap on your head, and it's weird. It looks weird. I don't know. Do you want to look weird or do you want to work out and watch what you eat?

I don't know. Now a new test is promising to predict dementia nine years before the diagnosis. Kane, who hates the injection. says that you can, well, he adds that he can predict it too if you took the Vax. Oh gosh. You really, it's not like you really hate it or anything, right? Yeah, it's a new test. They tested 103 people who had dementia. 81 had brain scans between five months and eight and a half years before being diagnosed. And they said that it can predict with up to 80% accuracy dementia. And they analyzed the network of connections in the brain when it's in idle mode to look for early signs of the condition. It was Queen

Mary University of London. And they said their method is better than memory tests for measurements of brain shrinkage. And so they looked at, what, 1,100 people from around the UK, a database that contained genetic and health information. So they said it's pretty, they're saying that it's accurate. They're saying that it's really accurate. So we'll see. We'll see if that actually is something that is helpful. Qatar has issued an ultimatum to Hamas. You better take this deal that's been passed or get out. That's what they're saying. Take the deal. Or, get out. And I don't know. It hasn't been really widely reported by a lot in mainstream media, but we'll see. But that's their ultimate issue. We were just telling you, too, that the writings from the Nashville trans TIFA activists, those journal entries and all of that stuff has been released. And we were going over some of that. We'll have more of that to go over as well. You're not going to be able to lie to people. You can't lie to people in the news media about what they're paying for at the grocery store. You're not going to sit here and lie to somebody about how much it it takes to fill up their tank. You're not going to lie to them about the reality of how far their

dollar stretches. That's not something that you're going to do. Not at all. And this is what's so frustrating about this. No one's buying this. No one's buying this at all. Somewhat related. I got to tell you about this. So remember the air conditioning rule. that Biden proposed, well, those are going to come into effect in 2025, guys. The way that it's promoted is that they're going to undergo significant upgrades in 25, right? Because they want to improve energy efficiency. They want stricter energy efficiency standards. And this is a part of a broader effort to reduce energy consumption, et cetera, et cetera, under what authority? the refrigerants that you that are going to be used in the units

that has they have to be phased out in favor of what they call which are crappier environmentally friendly alternatives they're worse they're bad and they said that you're rolling out these new refrigerants and they're not going to do they're stopping production of the current refrigerant that everybody uses it's great that's not this is not what is contributing to quote unquote global warming guys are you kidding me

and then they have the they have the uh it's that hvac refrigerant mandate and the new are the new systems are going to be more expensive listen to this they like throw this out like it's an aside the guy who heads this uh what's his face those last name's Howard i don't know paul Howard. He's, I don't know, he was saying that the increase in cost in terms for an AC install, when all of this new stuff comes out, you're looking at an increase of 20 to 25% cost for consumers. So they've made it more expensive all around because you can't use that new refrigerant in current units. And then, oh my. So 20 to 25 percent, we got that money lying around.

Kane, right. Yeah, we just, we got it lying around. We got it. We got it. So they have, this is all, they have a deadline in 2025. This is like when they did that phosphate stuff with the dish soap. Yeah, but they also convince us to subsidize with solar and wind and a lot of states, including Texas, has done it. But has it reduced your energy bills?

No, no. Of course not. It hasn't. It has. It's all lip service BS. Yes. I think that the people who are so hell-bent on making everything be electric and all that, I think that you should have everything powered only by solar or wind. I think that the people who promote all this stuff,

they should drive EVs that can only be powered by solar or wind. No electricity. Because, you know, electricity is manufactured and over 86% in coal-powered plants. That's where the electricity comes from. So you should only be able to use. See, if I were president, I would make this executive order. If you're pushing this, you are only allowed to pay. power your home on solar or wind or, yeah.

I was thinking of hydropower. You know, maybe if they live like near waterfall or something. That's it. That's all you get. You can only power your stuff on that. Your whole house, your vehicle, everything. If you got to go to the hospital, only wind or solar. You know, if you believe in it so much, can only be powered by wind or solar.

That, I would, I'd write that to you. I'd push that EO. I'd see if somebody you don't want, I would make that happen. I'd be like, yeah, even when you've got to get surgery, all the instruments, all that, that's your heart machine keeps you alive. Not. Only a wind or solar. That's it. I mean, because you believe in it that much, right?

Prove it. Prove it. Before you make all of us change our lives, prove it. Just saying. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.