The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Nancy Pelosi Debuts Southern Accent

Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. I feel like this is like a title of a comic character,

Starting point is 00:00:19 Barefoot Man. Florida Man, Barefoot Man, broke into a South Florida church and stole their iPads. Lauderdale by the sea, Florida. Authorities in Broward County are investigating. investigating after a man allegedly broke into a Lauderdale by the sea church.

Starting point is 00:00:38 No, really? Is that why you said Lauderdale by the sea at the start of the piece? Still several items, including an iPad and caused damage inside of the building. It occurred Sunday afternoon. Surveillance footage shows a man in a tank top and swim trucks, entering the church by pulling a cart. He was barefoot and remained inside for several minutes. Apparently he clogged the toilets with paper towels just because, and then he took their iPad.

Starting point is 00:01:03 So what a weird, dude, it's the humidity. Let's just say it. That's what it is. It's the humidity. Oh, this is infinite sadness. The Florida man was arrested for smashing pumpkins, grape band. That were worth about $500. That is actually a lot of pumpkins.

Starting point is 00:01:23 He, uh, his name's Aaron Thompson. He caused infinite sadness. He's been accused of smashing pumpkins valued at $500. It was in front of a target in Tampa Bay. On security footage, he was picking pumpkins on. out of the boxes and smashing them on the ground at 1.15 in the morning. He was arrested several days later because he was a moron and he returned to the store and they recognized him and they summoned police. So they asked if he could identify the person and the surveillance footage

Starting point is 00:01:50 they showed him smashing pumpkins in the video. Thompson said, that's me. He was arrested. He also was entirely unapologetic. And he said the only reason that he left is because he needed to go to sleep. I don't know, man. I can't. You can't. Oh, but wait, there's more with the purchase of one slap shot. You get a Florida woman who pulls a weapon on a family member over a language gap after nearly hitting them with her Porsche. Her response or their response, she's rich though. Good luck. Road rage. It was in Lee County, Florida, a family that doesn't speak English and a driver of a Porsche got into a fight and no one could understand each other. The Porsche driver got mad that the family was in the way and when she couldn't understand them, she threatened them with a weapon.

Starting point is 00:02:34 they threatened her back. The Porsche driver, she tried to speed away. It actually showed her in the wrong because there was a guy who was walking to stop. He was on the side of the road. She did not want to share the road. She was just driving in the middle of it. So, and then you just never stop and start arguing with people randomly when you're driving. Just go along your day.

Starting point is 00:02:57 Okay. And she was speeding and it was a residential area. So she was like blasting through. And the funny thing is, is she had a camera on our vehicle, and it said when your own camera cashed zoo committee multiple felonies, she got, she was in a lot of trouble with police because she was also very, she was, she was, she was, I want to say Karen, but it's going to make the Karen's mad. She's the Tammy. That'll make the Tammy's mad. So you guys get to pick whose name she gets. It's all there is to it. In a, oh, don't we get more time, do we more time? There's a guy who went after the pride flags at Starbucks. and because it's considered private property, he got in trouble. So it wasn't a speech issue. But, you know, there you go.

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Starting point is 00:05:25 accent while she was at Harvard? She was at an event in Harvard. year old Nancy Pelosi. Oh, Lord, put a hand up from my mouth right now. First off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you, we are at the top of this third hour. You can find the chat at Rumble, and you can also follow along and watch us do the radio program on Channel 347 Direct TV. She is described as having baffled viewers at Harvard because she slipped into a southern accent while she was talking about religious voters came. She was speaking when she began to add the twang in her voice. We're going to play it again, but this is what she said.

Starting point is 00:06:15 She goes, your people of faith, you go to church on Sunday and you pray in church on Sunday and pray, P-R-E-Y. So she focused group this, on people the rest of the week. What is this? Interesting. Go ahead and play one more time, please, one. you're people of faith you go to church on Sunday and pray on church on Sunday and pray on people

Starting point is 00:06:39 the rest of the week what is this what is this she was clever thought she was clever you know I met her one time and my son met her my oldest son met her we were in D.C and her staff always preps her very well she was very

Starting point is 00:06:56 polite and she was very you know probably you might think sometimes you meet some of these people and you might think, oh, outside of politics, you seem like you might be a, you know, nice, a person you could at least talk to. You know, not a horrible person. She knew my son's name, which, that's very, yeah, I know, right? Because it's not like, you know, they're online. It's like, whoa, her people prep her very well.

Starting point is 00:07:26 She was like, oh, it's good to see you, said his name, and then left. I was like, oh, very interesting. We both kind of looked at each other. But I don't think you need to make fun of people like this. I guess she's trying to make fun of evangelicals and say that if you don't give one and a half trillion dollars for spending on illegally in health care that you're not a Christian, because my response would be, well, you just don't kill babies in the womb and then call yourself a Christian. You don't sit here and get behind all of the trans mafia that you get behind and call yourself a Christian. Ooh. You know, there's a lot of stuff that you don't do. You don't take from one and give to another. That's that, that's, that's, that's, that's not being a good Christian. Interesting. She's making fun of them, though. That's exactly what she was doing. That's not even a great Southern accent, you know. That's not even a good Southern accent. But that's, that's, um, someone said that she's probably trying to keep her dentures from slipping out her mouth. And that's why she had to start talking like that, which I don't know if that helps or not. But, uh, that it just, not. She's been, you know, she's been in Congress for so long.

Starting point is 00:08:35 I, I mean, she's been in Congress for forever. She's been in government for forever. She, she, I mean, I'm actually shocked. I think most everybody, I think she's older, she's been in Congress longer than Steve's been alive, definitely longer than Juan's been alive. She's been in Congress for a long time. if she is unhappy with the way that things are structured, why hasn't she used her power all

Starting point is 00:09:05 of this time to do something about it? Especially when she was the Speaker of the House for the first part of Barack Obama's first term in which Democrats had a supermajority until they had special elections that evened it out just a bit. But making fun of people, I don't know. Does she pick that up from Hillary Clinton using the accent? you just can't go and pray on people on Sunday and then pray on them in the streets who's praying on them in the streets well you're praying on them in the streets you know if you ain't given you know people who come in the country legally cane

Starting point is 00:09:45 if you ain't given them a million a trillion and a half dollars then you're praying on them I don't really think that's how that works. Is that what she thinks? You know what? Those people that she makes fun of do more to help the disadvantage than she does by trying to leverage government as a fake way of helping people really when it's all about expanding control and authority.

Starting point is 00:10:11 I just hate it when people make fun of Southern folks. I don't like it. They're always so proper. Even, you know, even the mean ones are real proper. It's like how the Germans all sound mean. My husband's family's German, so I can see. say that. It's all and everything, even like joy over having a delicious meal sounds angry.

Starting point is 00:10:33 It's all great. I think Democrats need to kind of think back and learn their lesson just a little bit as, you know, you can't, you need those people. They need those nice people to win elections. But this idea that we're going to use emotional blackmail with religion as a way to browbeat people into supporting a grievous government spending. Neither shall you work, neither shall you eat. I mean, we can sit here and go back and forth with scripture all day long.

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Starting point is 00:12:27 And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. This is really a Florida man story, but it's not like technically a Florida man because it's someone who's visiting, but still. So a woman is doing Sea World Orlando because she was on a roller coaster and a duck hit her face. A duck flew into her face while she was riding a roller coaster. literally knocked her unconscious. I'm done. I know, right? She's seeking at least 50,000. She says it's negligence.

Starting point is 00:13:10 That led to why the duck hit her. She said that they did not maintain their premises in a reasonably safe condition. They did not want dangerous conditions, et cetera. They said defendant created a zone of danger for bird strikes because of the high speed of the coaster, blah, blah, blah. I just, you know, they said she has permanent injuries and pain of a physical. and mental nature. She's, I mean, how bad did the duck hurt you?

Starting point is 00:13:37 I mean, it knocked her out, but like, did it rip your nose off? Did it rip your eyes out? Like, what happened? Like, I want, I mean, that's, that duck is pretty stupid if it, like, sees a roller coaster and it's like, I'm gonna fly over, quack there. I don't know. I don't know what I feel about it, but I just, I mean, I feel bad for it. That's a bummer, man. It's dumb the soup.

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Starting point is 00:14:36 degree out in the specific area of issue that you are speaking on. This is a new thing now. That's crazy. This is a, you can't, I mean, it's definitely not, you know, free speech, but they're demanding that influencers prove their qualifications, uh, or they get in trouble. Now, officials say it's a fight over misinformation. That's all it is. really I don't believe so so yeah they can't they can't post about what they call regulated topics if it has to do with medicine law education or finance those are they're not allowed apparently to talk about those in social media in China unless they have a degree in one of those things fair not not not free speech at all so this is omar fata he's waving a foreign flag and a foreign

Starting point is 00:15:31 language and he's like, I'm going to use my position to advocate for Somalia. This is actually not anything unlike what Illinois Marr has said before. This was a rally not too long ago. The videos now coming out. We're showing him doing this. I don't think that you should be able to run for elected office if you have other allegiances. If you want to have an allegiance to Somalia, go to Somalia and do it there. Go do it there. Go do it there. Go try to get into government and all of that stuff. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Man, Minneapolis is good night. Expressing loyalty to somebody. I am very much like our founders. I'm like George Mason when it concerns participation in politics. And I have a piece up, by the way, if you haven't

Starting point is 00:16:24 read it yet, it's over at substack. It's not behind a, it's not behind a paywall unless you only read the unless you click through all the time. But the point that I made in this is I was actually talking about, you know, the whole idea of where the founders were in terms of immigration. And I got into, you know, a whole bunch of stuff with this. But it was during one of the debates at the constitutional convention or George Mason. By the way, George Mason was also the who pretty much defined what militia was. You know, if you're talking about, well, who is the militia? Well, it's every man and woman in the United States.

Starting point is 00:17:10 That's who the militia is and was. It's how it was always defined to be. But one of the things that where they kind of stood on immigration, in some aspects, they were a little progressive. Not all. But in some aspects, some of them might be measured, by today's conservatives as the little progressives. But that was just specifically on legal entry.

Starting point is 00:17:36 After that, they were very conservative. And they believed in kind of like a quarantine period of sorts. And Mason did not think that you should be running for any kind of office, not even dog catcher. Well, they didn't really have dog catchers back then, but you know what I mean? Unless you had been here for a minimum of three years. And he's right, how can you come to a country that you, it's like me going to, well, hell it'd be like me going to like Jamaica or Puerto Rico or somewhere else or Italy or Spain.

Starting point is 00:18:06 And immediately as I get over there, like, okay, I'm going to run for, I'm going to run and mess up all your politics now. I'm going to run for office. And I mean, it makes sense. And that's what he and many of the other founders believed. In fact, Mason had stated, quote, citizenship for three years was not enough for ensuring that local knowledge, which ought to be possessed by the representative, making sure that, you know, you can't tell if it's going to be measurable at that point. and he's not wrong. Omar Fata is the problem of the rejection of assimilation. And that is a big aspect of this.

Starting point is 00:18:37 There's a problem with the way that we, I don't really know when this kicked into gear. I was thinking about this this morning and trying to get my thoughts organized about this. But I don't know when it kicked in. Was it the 80s? Because I remember, you remember the phrase melting pot, right? everybody remembers the melting pot phrase and at some point when was this can in the aughts

Starting point is 00:19:02 the early aughts when did that become like a politically incorrect phrase like you're not supposed to say that anymore when did that happen because that's a sciop for sure and well it's a it's a it's a psychological trick on you and I say that because melting pot what does melting pot suggest you have a bunch of people who come over and they all basically melt into one thing as a way. It's not, it's not homogenous, but it is assimilated, meaning you don't have to reject where you're coming from or some of the values that you have, but it is that commonality and coming over here. Do you want to be free? And then your loyalty is to this republic as a citizen before any other sovereign entity. We are not demanding that happen of people who are coming here and immigrating. So it's

Starting point is 00:19:53 point, the left decided, and this is, again, all because of CRT, critical race theory. Now, we can't say melting pot anymore. This is the only time they didn't want to actually focus on race and ethnicists. No, no, no, we don't want to say melting pot. They wanted to keep everything separate so that they could load up factions against each other. This is the whole purpose. So you, melting pot, the rejection of that wasn't just a rejection of a term that they found offensive. It was a rejection of assimilation. When they started attacking, the conservatives or started attacking the right for using that phrase. They weren't attacking language. They were trying to re-recondition you into how you think about assimilation. It is rude,

Starting point is 00:20:34 they posit, to expect people who immigrate over here to adapt to our way of life, to adapt to our culture. And as a result, you get things like what we were dealing with in Irving, Texas, people coming over here from Middle Eastern countries, and they wanted to reject Western jurisprudence and establish an entire court of Sharia law. that's something they actively tried to push for. In Minneapolis, the same thing is happening there. Minneapolis is turning into Luton. There's a place in England called Luton.

Starting point is 00:21:06 And in fact, some of the 9-11 terrorists, that's where some of their mams were in Luton. In fact, one of the craziest mams in all of the U.K. is in Luton. That's where a lot of this stuff kicked off, like with Tommy Robinson and all of that was in Luton. Minneapolis is turning into Luton. this is it's there was a rejection of assimilation so you had people coming here who didn't not only did they not want to be free but they don't want you to be free that's that's what it is and now

Starting point is 00:21:41 we're we're skyrocketing these people into elected office before they've even assimilated how are you representing a people when you're rejecting their way of life that should be i don't think you have to be a full-on citizen to even be considered for elected office. And even then, I think it should only be state and local. I am really hardcore. So this is why I'm saying, Republicans are too big government for me. Whenever I hear someone, I am probably the most conservative person you will ever know. The full scope of my views, even some of my friends are like, oh my gosh, but no, that's just the way it should be. And that's the way it was. I wouldn't, I would dare first off maybe I was

Starting point is 00:22:24 raised in a barn but I would never think of going to another nation and say now you got to be me now you got to go I'm not assimilating to you you're going to assimilate to me we're going to do things my way I'm going to displace your legal system I'm going to displace

Starting point is 00:22:40 this that no but that's that's part of the attack on our freedom that's why CRT is in so many ways even more effective than the economic warfare that you associate with more traditional Marxist tactics. So you look at this stuff in Minneapolis, it's insane.

Starting point is 00:23:02 You look at Mandani in New York. I had some polling on him, by the way. You look at Mandani in New York. I mean, they did one survey that I saw. Do you know that his support is greatest in the busiest parts of Manhattan? So the richest Manhattanites are supporting him because they can. It doesn't matter to them if there's going to be higher taxes. It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:23:29 They're not affected by any of this stuff. But the people who aren't billionaires will be. I got some also polling about Jay Jones. This is in Virginia. Somiarez is at 46% and Jay Jones is at 38% right now. So Miares is finally over. This is a Roanoke College poll that was taken from October 22nd through the 27th. And he's below the margin of error.

Starting point is 00:23:55 It's still going to be close. If they get a lot of turnout, it won't be. But it's still going to be relatively close. And Mandani is just cruising. He's, you know, he's leading. He's going to win. He's another case of refusing to assimilate. We're going to bring our perspective of, you know,

Starting point is 00:24:13 Sharia and Islamic jurisprudence here. And we're going to start offsetting how you do things in the United States. That's a real problem because you're, I mean, because you see things like what you've been seen in Ireland and what you've seen in the UK with Rotherham and all in a lot of these other places where the refusal

Starting point is 00:24:34 to assimilate has made people vulnerable. I mean, good hunting. Night there's crime lawlessness disorder. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already

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The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Nancy Pelosi Debuts Southern Accent

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