The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: No Kings

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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Dana Lashes of Surtruth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. No, no, no, no, no. No, not this. No. It's a smoking gun. A seven-year-old Florida man peed on spam in Vienna sausages.

It's not the headline you were anticipating, is it? cops charged that a witness spotted Patrick Mitchell relieving himself in aisle 18 at the Sam's Club in Lady Lake in Orlando. The witness used her cell phone to take a picture of the defendant reported the incident to the store employees per the probable cause affidavit. Sam's Club's managers reviewed the surveillance footage, spotted the dude, walking up to the pallets and placing both hands in front of him below the belt line, and he stood there for several seconds. They said the quote, behavior was consistent with urination. They confirmed that there was urine on two pallets containing 188 bulk units of yuna sausages and 345 units of 8 count canned spam classic.

They said the whole thing had to be discarded because they were contaminated with grody bodily fluids from this old weirdo. And he apparently was a member and he's been arrested before for disorderly conduct and mischief. And oh, you know where he lives at, Steve, don't you? yeah if you had to guess where Mitchell lives it's that's right with the village that's right the florida the friendliest hometown in florida so he's uh yeah he and his wife live in the villages i don't understand what would motivate someone i feel like that's a part of the story that really needs to be explored but okay uh here we have another machete. A man was, a Florida man was stabbed with a machete and driven to the hospital by the guy who

stabbed him with it. Angel Ramos Arce, Arce, I don't know, got into a verbal altercation with the guy in a circle K. And apparently they got an argument and a machete was produced. Someone got stabbed. And then the guy drove him to the hospital. But then he ran away apparently. So they're asking for people to try to track him down. I'm sorry. I cannot believe the number of people who own a machete in Florida. And all my Florida friends are like, well, that's because, you know, it's a swamp and there's jungle. I'm like, you don't live

in the jungle. I see your house on Facebook. You live in a subdivision. You've got a nice mulled lawn and beautiful landscaping. For crying out loud, you've got an enclosed pool. There's windows all over it. Why do you need a machete? I mean, I'm all for having machetes,

but I don't believe you all are out there whack in, you know, jungle planes every day. But iguanas are literally falling out of trees and landing on you. Do you just like bat them away with a machete? I feel like you're in somewhat of a video game. It's like dark-died. But it's just with a machete and you're just protecting yourself all day long. You're just out there whey laying stuff, you know.

You're just surviving. Me and my friends, we're just waylaying things. Let's see. I got a couple of others. Oh, I'm not going to. Nope. Definitely not. Okay, well, let me do this one real quick.

This Florida woman. her last name is fail not making this up and she's smiling all pretty in her mugshot uh 21 year old i can't believe she's 21 year old miami woman she's facing multiple felony charges because she smashed a bunch of vehicles with a baseball bat she made her own bionze lemonade video she struck her boyfriend uh she apparently left a nonverbal child alone in a parked car and went and go went to go beat up everybody's stuff uh she also got charged with the kind of child neglect for leaving the child of in the car. Apparently, all the people whose cars she destroyed were relatives of her boyfriend. Antonisha Fale. Oh my gosh. What a last

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So we have the no kings rallies or protest riots that are scheduled for June 14th. And they're trying to do them in a number of different states. They're trying to do it in Fort Worth here in Texas. They announced that they were going to do some in Florida. This is what the Florida governor had to say about protesting people blocking roads. Listen. And we also have a policy that if you're driving on one of the, of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle and threatens you, you have a right

to flee for your safety. And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault for impinging on you. You don't have to sit there and just be a sitting duck and let the mob grab you out of your car and drag you through the streets. You have a right to defend yourself. Amen. That's true. How many of these have you seen? I mean, we've seen a lot of this stuff over the years where people have been blocked in traffic and they can't get out and then people start beating up their cars and they're just trying to leave

and either get home or get to their work or whatever it is. But these are coming up, I thought it was Monday, it's coming up on Saturday. It's these nationwide riots, the new King's rallies. I'm so tired of this nonsense.

They have this all schedule. They keep saying it's going to be peaceful. You know what this means? It means news crews are going to be working overtime on Saturday. Everything's going to get watched. And they like Hillary Clinton was promoting it. And she's also promoting her little fundraising pack. Everybody's trying to grift off this thing. She goes, the right to peacefully protest is fundamental. No president can nullify it. It's in the Constitution. Well, wait a minute, though. Is assault and arson? Is that considered,

is that in the Constitution? Hang on. Let me control F it. Let me just see. The Constitution. Do do the United States. We're going to Google, Google, goodily Google. Doodoo. We're Googling right now. Okay, let's control F.

Arson. Oh, it's so weird. I'm not finding it in here. You know what? Maybe I use the wrong word. Let's not control F. Let's control F. Let's control FIRE.

Hmm. No. Fires? Even though fire would have picked up the fires? Nope. Let's see. Destruction. Nope.

What about assault? Nope. What about throwing chunks? Let me put in throwing chunks of concrete at police. Throwing. Let me see. You probably hear me type it. Throwing chunks of concrete at police.

Oh, no. That's also not in here. I'm having problems. Maybe there's something wrong with my. browser. Yeah. Hmm. Not finding any of this

in the Constitution. But Hillary, that elderly white woman who fell down in the street and lost her Tory Birch slipper and then said everyone was racist for not voting for her in 2016.

She maintains Kane that this stuff is in the this is peaceful protest. I had no idea. It's in the car. But I'm not finding the arson. You know what?

Let's look at looting. Looting. Nope. Stealing? Nope. Thief. Nope. Taking. Nope.

None of it's in there. But I'm control Fing it. I'm looking for this, Kaine, and it's not coming up. None of these things are coming up in this. So what is happening? What the control F? I don't even know. Oh my gosh.

I'm looking. I don't see it in here at all. I don't. I don't see. see it. Now, petition, the First Amendment, says, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press or of the right of the people to peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. What do they mean petitioning the government for a redress

of grievances. What does that mean? Does that mean, would you consider taking a giant chunk of concrete and throwing it at a cop? Is that? That seems several stages past petitioning. Now, the phrase, let's say the petitioning the government redress of grievances. I mean, really what that means is you are making a request by which you want to correct or somehow remedy an injustice, a perceived wrong or a perceived injustice. And you're doing it through legal recourse. Huh. That kind of sounds cane like that does not include taking giant chunks of conquering, throwing them down on cop cars from highway overpasses. I didn't hear that.

That kind of sounds like that does not include burning down businesses or looting businesses. In fact, I would think that that would actually be an infringement upon someone else's right to be safe and secure on their own. Hmm. Hmm. So what is she talking about here? Goodness. Did she fall down again?

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I just don't know why I thought citric acid and it was like, that's not a big deal. And And no, I'm like, wait a minute, what's happening? Thousands of gallons of it. It was leaked from a tank at the Austin Powder Red Diamond plant. And they produce super fun industrial explosives that they use for construction and mining, like fun stuff, right? Stuff that goes bigotty boom. Unclear how the leak started, but it happened. And that is, I mean, it really, I mean, it's only a, what do they say?

It was 185 miles from the train derailment in East Palestine. That poor area, God love them. They're just dealing with some times right now, are they not? 200-pound wild pigs. Overtake California parks. These feral hogs, I'm telling you what, nobody, people who are, I'll say it like my family would. Y'all is some city folk. Y'all don't know how these wild hogs, these feral hogs take over.

They do so much damage and they are so dangerous. I mean, once you get these hogs going, I mean, they just destroy areas. They're so dangerous. Nothing scares me more than a wild hog. Like maybe a bear, but that's it. Like, wolf does not scare me like a wild hog does. Wild hogs terrify me. Maybe it has to do with, what was it, Old Yeller, maybe.

I don't know, Old Yell, I can't even talk about that. But, yeah, they said that locals up there, they're worn in everyone. And they said wild pigs live in 56 out of 58 counties in California. And these are hybrids. They're part wild boar, part domesticate. I mean, really, That doesn't mean anything. They go wild.

It doesn't matter. They're not part domestic, part wild. They go wild. If you just stop feeding them grain in that and you let them run out, they get all wild looking. So there's, that's weird to me. But they tear up all kinds of stuff and people who have never dealt with it are freaking out in California. Can you imagine the Californians? What is this?

Like these adorable little pegs. What is happening? Food shortages at one of America's biggest grocery chains after a huge tech outage hits the supply chain. Hmm. Oh my gosh, Kane just handed me a roll of tin foil. See, Whole Foods. They've issued a warning following a cyber attack on its main supplier. It's called United Natural Foods.

They were forced to shut down this stuff. And so that's, you know, that's unfortunate. Also, let's see, giant invasive lizards found loose in Bay Park area. And apparently it is the white tagu, a predatory species from South America that can grow five feet. And it eats small animals? It birds? Bird eggs? This thing eats like a goat, like the animal, not the greatest of all time.

Santa Clara County, they're looking for the, I mean, it's not going to be hard to miss. They're huge. It was identified as the Argentine black and white teagu, and it's super predatory and it eats everything. They said they're not going to harm people. Sure. Sure, they won't. They look really weird. They look like crusty white things out.

It looks like Joe Biden, not in the wild. I want to switch gears here because you guys know we have our rescue pup wick. who's going to be a year old soon. I'm interested in your feedback. So we're trying to make sense of his behavior. I think we have it figured out, but I've just never seen a dog do this like this. And we've had Frenchies before,

and I've had a German Shepherd before. Wick is, he's like a combo of like a Belgian Malinuan, Rhodesian Ridgeback, and he's a mutt. And we got him at the shelter when he was a puppy. And so he's super sweet. And he's, you know, we've been training him. He's, you know, a combination of working breed. so he's kind of a handful.

But he's been so good at training. He's one, I think he's like the smartest dog I've ever owned. And so he has these things, these, these beef cheeks, right? And I get them at the store. They're, it's beef collagen that's rolled in a, and like a round. It looks like a dried out like pork roll. And it's rolled up. And then like the dried out cheek meat covers it.

And he gets those and he chews on them. Lately, he has been taking his beef cheeks. and he drops it in your lap and then stares at you. And at first we thought he wants to play fetch or something with this oddly, but that's not what he wants. He wants you to eat it. Wick expects you, he's sharing, I was reading about this, certain dogs, like sometimes breeds will, you know, sometimes dogs will in their little pack, they'll share their toys and their treats. And he's sharing these. But the problem is, is he won't leave you alone until he's thoroughly convinced that you are enjoying it. So we literally have to pick this thing up and we have to kind of obscure the fact that

it's not exactly touching our mouth because that's gross. And then we scratch where he can't see and we have to make like noises to make it seem like we're eating this thing. And then his tail starts wagging and he gets super happy and he'll just sit there and watch you enjoy it or he'll lay right by you and watch you enjoy it for a few minutes. And then if you put it down, he nudges it back to you and then sits down and waits for you. Now, if you don't do it, he looks at you like he's disappointed. His tail won't wag and he like stares at you and he'll sigh. Like waiting for you to eat it. And he will not leave you alone. This will go on until he is thoroughly convinced that you have shared it with him and you have enjoyed it. He's not going to leave you

alone. Everybody gets a turn at the beef cheek. He's not going to leave. And then when he, you know, you've convinced him, he'll take it and he'll go chew on it. And he's not going to leave it. And he's his place, his little bed. He'll go and he'll chew on it. I've never had a dog do that. Now, Kane was like, oh, he hates Kane. Hates Kane.

Wick does not like Kane. I don't, does he like Juan? I think he's warming up to Juan. He barks just like that of Juan, too. It's just that we don't, he doesn't see us during the, we should have him as a studio dog. He should be in here in the morning,

hanging out while we're setting up. Are you kidding me? I think he would be, he's still got that puppy energy. I think he'd eventually chill out. Let is a great idea. all the equipment and the cords and the cameras, the, you know, multiple thousand dollar cameras. He won't chew on anything.

No, but he will get rambunctious and he will totally knock something down because he's kind of he's a big dog. But he, you just want some of, you just want him to share his bee cheek with you. Kind of. Actually, that is most of it. It is hysterical. Have you ever had a dog that did that that would share? But like, not only like, I mean, it's one thing if you're playing with it, but they expect,

he's like, want you to know. I've had a black lab. It was great at retrieving to, you know what I mean? like we'd go and bring you things, but this seems a little bit different than just bringing you things. It's like insisting that you enjoy the food and, you know, kind of sad that you're not until you start enjoying it. And the reason I bring it up is, are we right in doing that? Or is he looking at us like, you stupid morons? What are you doing? Or is he looking at it like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen? I just wanted them to hold it. Maybe he's been grateful. He's

taken biblical passages out of the Bible from Psalms. But he does, I mean, and he will go. He'll give it to like Chris. And then when, you know, he's, and Chris is really good at convincing him. And then he takes and he chees on it a bit. And then he goes and brings it to one of my kids.

And they have to go through the whole thing. And he's like, okay. Yeah, and that's right. He's, he's sharing to be grateful. He's, it's super sweet. It's super sweet. But I just, I guess the reason I'm asking the radio audience is, A, is that the right reaction to have?

Is he like, you guys are nuts? What are you doing? Now, I've had, like, Rocco would bury his stuff. Like, if we were anywhere, if we were sitting anywhere, if we ever had a blanket or anything, he would, he would immediately give you one of his toys and he would bury it on you. Or he would sit by you to chew it just because he didn't want Louis to have it. And Louis would do the same thing. But I've never had it to where he, Wick, expects you to actually enjoy it. And he will sit there and watch you. And then he'll literally walk to the side of you. And then he'll literally walk to the side of him. you to make sure that your mouth is like, you have to convince him. It is the craziest thing I've ever experienced with a dog. So I'm just, I guess, I'm like, is this, are we, is this the right reaction? This is why we need the chat today. Is this the right reaction? Are we, or are we, like, not supposed to do that? I don't know. Like, I've never had a dog do this. Like, here, or chew this with me. I, it's just, I don't know. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.