The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: No, People Are Stealing Stuff

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. So a Florida woman tried to kill her husband over a postcard that he received from his ex six decades ago. Six decades. He was left with multiple injuries that included bruises,

cuts on his arm and stomach bite marks, bite marks. His wife of more than 50 years, 71-year-old Bertha Yaltor, tried to smother him with a pillow. And when authorities arrived, they found the victim, the unidentified victim in a very, what they said was an extremely fragile state. She confessed to attacking him. She's been charged with second-degree attempted murder. They've been married for 50 years. North Miami Beach, 50 years. So she found this thing, I guess, and because it's longer than their relationship,

I guess she thought he held onto it because he really loved this girl or something, maybe? I mean, he had a postcard from an ex from six decades ago. You know, why did you keep it? I'm kidding. No. She beat his ex. She did, man. She, you know, she said, yeah, I did it.

And her mugshot, she's like, yeah, I did it. That's what her mugshot looks like. So I don't know the situation. I don't know the history of, you know, but, man, that's, that is new. 50 years. And she finds it from 60 years ago. So I don't know. Maybe there's something, you know, more there, but, man, she did.

She about the damn near killed him. She whooped him. Was there no time in the 50 years that she was proven to her, he loves her? Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know, man. I feel like we're going to need more on this story. We're going to, you know, if Florida Mian stole a large snoop dog bobblehead from a Mexican restaurant. And he was charged.

He was in Fort Myers. It happened at Cantina Laredo. And he was caught on surveillance video, stealing the bobblehead from the hostess station. And then he walked off to his vehicle. Now, that wasn't just any normal bobblehead. That bobblehead was $1,250. Mm-hmm.

guys charged with grand theft. A $1,200 bobblehead. Oh my gosh. So then there's this guy. A man arrested in Florida accused of taking a happy stick figure sculpture

because he liked it. His name is Joshua Roach. He was arrested Tuesday this week in Martin County and he was spotted and police responded. He was spotted acting suspicious and walking around with his large piece of artwork. When they arrived, they said it looked like he had two large poles and it was a part of

a bigger piece of artwork that he took from a business. It was a large red stick figure with a happy face. He's got a history of theft and burglary. He admitted to doing it and he goes, yeah, because I liked it. And so he faces a charge of theft. The police officers placed the artwork on the front of their vehicle. They took it back to the station so they could return it to the business. It literally is just a couple of polls. There's got to be something else wrong with this, dude. Why would you take that. He's like, I just like it. I just like it. That's all I did. I just, I liked it. Um, this school pickup lines are fascinating, you know. I mean, lots of stuff goes down at these things. And I'm never, I'm always endlessly amused at what, uh, some of, some of the parents do. Like the mom,

this mom, Florida mom was banned from dropping kids off at her Christian school because she has an only fan's ad on her car. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. man, central Florida. She's not allowed to drop her kids off at the private Christian school because of the giant ad for her only fans account on her vehicle. So I guess it's not a believer school. I don't know. The mom says that the school's making her park across the street, which forces her kids to cross a busy road.

She says that is unless she takes the ad for the adult content site off of her car. I'm not telling you what her name is. And she goes by a different name to promote her content, but it's literally a giant decal. Oh my gosh. And there goes one that stretches entirely across the vehicle's back windshield. You don't see the last part. It could say OnlyFans of God.com.

Sure, Kane. It could say that. It's a Liberty Christian prep. And parents are like, we do not want to see this. This is insane. This is adult content. We don't want to see this advertising. This school drop off line.

And it is a huge. I mean, it's the whole back windshield. It is. We're a shame anymore these days. Like, you're putting only fans decal in your back window of your grocery getter? And then you're shocked because, wow, like, I'd send my kids to a question of school. I can't even advertise my own offense on my car. Wow.

Like, you're shocked about that. You're shocked at Christian school. You send your kids to it have that kind of a rule. Yeah. I thought this was a mark. Jeez. It's like talking to NPCs. These people, I can't.

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And while you're there, reserve your free copy of your pocket constitution, courtesy of Hillsdale. That's Dana-4-F-O-R-Hillsdale.com. Mr. Speaker, Walgreens is planning to close yet another pharmacy in the Massachusetts 7th, this time on Warren Street in Roxbury, a community that is 85% black and Latino. This closure is a part of a larger trend of abandoning low-income communities like the previous closures in Matapan and Hyde Park, both in the Massachusetts 7th. When a Walgreens leaves a neighborhood, they disrupt the entire community and they take with them baby formula, diapers, asthma inhalers, life-saving medications, and of course jobs. These closures are not arbitrary and they are not innocent. They are life-threatening acts of racial and economic discrimination. it's because of the crime it's because it's there's major crime that's happening does she not realize what

no she doesn't welcome back to the program bottom of the second hour danel ash here with you she's blasting it because she says oh it's she said that it's racist to close it because it is impossible for them to remain open. They were actually going to close, I think a little earlier, but it was delayed. It's one of 18 locations across Boston. And they say that the, it's the trend they said,

it's the, it's the criminal element. I mean, they've got a lot of theft and, I mean, good grief. I mean, have you been into some of those stores? I mean, like basic things because bad economy, and restorative justice encouraging criminality has made for a very dangerous result. I mean, that's ultimately what this is. And they've got basic stuff that's like now behind locking key now. Well, what did you think was going to happen?

I mean, what did you think that was going to happen when you were screaming about defunding the police and pushing restorative justice that would reduce felonies, down to like wrist slapping misdemeanors, et cetera, et cetera. I mean, what did you? They act like that this is the result. They act like, oh, it's just because Walgreens is racist. That's what it's, they act like. They're, they're closing stores that have massive losses.

This is why we have such an economic illiteracy in this country. Massive losses. Thief. I mean, all of it. I mean, when you have a business, the purpose of a business, is to be in business. That's the truth of it. Wallgreens doesn't exist as a way to provide welfare.

You're not going to have people work in Walgreens for free. You're not going to have the loss with theft and the scare of violence that reduces traffic and reduces purchase power at the store. You're not, what are you just going to have like people provide stuff for free? Load stuff in the store for free. work for free, run the till for free? I mean, that's stupid. She sounds like someone who's never ever had to work a late-night shift at a store that's

ever been crime plague. It is not Walgreens's job to absorb the losses that are due from societal breakdown. It is not Walgreens job to absorb the losses brought on by people like Ariana Presley who refused to hold criminals accountable. The fact that it is a predominantly black neighborhood, that doesn't mean a thing. I have seen stores like that close in white neighborhoods, rural areas, where it's just white people. It has nothing to do with race. It's business.

If you don't want stores closing, then maybe stop people from stealing. Maybe stop the crime. Nobody wants to see a store closed, but you know what? I bet people would like to live peacefully and not with the threat of crime all the damn time. I bet people would like to work at Walgreens at night, not worried about people coming in and ransack and shelves. Have you seen some of it? You seen some of the video out there?

Not just Walgreens, but all these other stores? That's what they're trying to avoid. You're not going to sit here and emotionally blackmail these businesses into operating at a loss while you refuse to hold the people that make that scenario or reality, hold them accountable. It's not how we do things. It's not how we're going to do things.

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So Florida residents who identifies transgender are barred from changing their gender on driver's licenses. Because you can't lie on government docs, guys. I mean, you can't. You can't lie on a government. You can't be like, oh, no, I'm actually a...

We're going to talk about this more because the reaction to this is insane. You can't lie on that stuff. I mean, that's, you know, why is that so shocking? Gang, this is, I can't... Man, poor Steve, he lives in D.C. He's got to live with us. Gang-related music videos are being accused of driving gun violence in D.C. So, yeah, a new report says that D.C. gang members that are making music videos taunting their rivals on social media are the now primary drivers of gun violence, quote gun violence, and the nation's capital.

I mean, it's still criminal misuse. That's the driver. But they're saying that they're now incorporating, excuse me, making music videos as part of it. That's like, I mean, who needs diss tracks on MTV anymore, I guess, you know?

Like who? You just do it yourself. The Criminal Justice Coordinating Council, it's this independent government agency. They were the ones who interviewed more than 70 metro police officers. And what, okay, I need to ask that. What is a violence interrupter?

That's like an actual, Steve, If you're in D.C., that's a thing. A violence interrupter. I'm here to interrupt the violence. Really? Thwack. That's how that goes. Thwack.

Your violence interruption was just interrupted. I feel like that that's probably like a difficult to ensure a position. Incredible maps reveal where in the body different types of music are felt. From sad songs in your chest to happy tunes in your toes. This is, I don't know who did this. you really need to know this information? Do you need this brain space to store this? Do you really?

Or maybe could you use it for something else? I don't know. But they said scientists have done the study. They've revealed where in the body different types of music are felt. Okay, that's great. The messenger, they shut down. They're gone. And apparently they didn't tell any of the staff before they totally flamed out.

Yeah, they just literally just closed. It was less than a year after they opened. 300 people out of a job. Part of this is because these digital entities start up and they expand so fast that they cannot keep up with the overhead and their content doesn't match the overhead or the traffic doesn't match the overhead

and they do it so this happens so often in the digital space so a woman pees in the aisle of a Florida flight she is charged she actually could we was the bathroom was occupied it was a Philadelphia woman she's 60 years old

and it was on a flight from Orlando to Philly the US Attorney's Office for Pennsylvania announced so she's being charged. And speaking of being charged or rather not, do you remember the dude who made the gay romantic X-rated video in the Capitol?

Yeah, that guy's not getting charged. Nobody's getting charged. We're going to talk, yeah, wait to you about this. We're going to talk about that when we come back. We need, I was, we were talking about John Fetterman and how he, at least like people like him, they know that the border's a problem. You know, he spent the weekend standing on a rooftop

trolling people holding the Israeli flag. and we were wondering how in the world, like what's happening? He wore a hoodie with a tuxedo design after Babylon B was joking about it. He shared a date night pick with his wife, Giselle. So I guess they're still, because a lot of people were wondering, she deleted, was deleting photos, etc. He said rumors of their separation was outrageous. So he was with his wife and they had a date night thing and he was in a hoodie, a tux hoodie. Okay, well, good.

good then I mean he seems like he's Kane said that he had a stroke and he came back a little more based he stood on a rooftop you go find the video stood on a rooftop just waving the flag people were yelling screaming at him hmm interesting and apparently one of the reasons why the wife started deleting

photos is because some people are saying she was getting targeted because he was supportive of Israel and they were targeting her as a result of it. So she started taking photos down. Oh, the way that the leftist media puts it, his rabid support, which is yeah, whatever that means.

Can't just be support. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just can't be support. It has to be rapid support. Which is just asinine. So that, I don't know. It just seems I feel like because they had the, I mean, he literally made the Babylon B story

come alive. A bice of Senate dress coat with formal hoodie. I don't care that he wears a I don't care now because he actually seems like a more normal Democrat. Not that I agree with him more or that he's landed on the right decision about the border and about Israel's right of self-defense. And I'm sure we agree on all the same policies that we were disagree or disagree on all the same policies we were disagreeing on. But he's not like Rashida Taleb.

He's not like Ilan Omar. He's not a nut job. At least he doesn't seem like that. It seems like he's, you know, healing. Unlike Joe Biden. Oh, boy. All right. A couple of other things.

I wanted to touch on. Kane, have you ever wondered why there are so many robots are white? I have never worried about that or wondered about that. I literally heard a collective. What did you just say from the audience out there? Robots are white? Yeah. So apparently that's a new hot take from the journal class.

Mm-hmm. Okay. They said that there's now problems of racial and gender bias in AI algorithms and data used to train language models like chat GPT. And they said that there is now a subfield of social robotic. They're going to try to make robotics woke. Subfield of social robotics called socially assistive robotics. And the whole entire purpose is to interact ever more with diverse groups of people because they said that robots seem too white. I'm not even kidding you. How do you gauge that?

I have no idea. I mean, me not being a robotics expert. I just don't know how you gauge something like that. I don't either. It's either common sense or it's either, you know, it's an effective robot with operational systems or it isn't. Like, why does race have anything to do with it? they're saying that the idea of, I can't believe we're having this conversation,

racial AI is because of the developers, the people who develop them. And, you know, maybe they're, so wait, are you mad that the robots are white? Are you mad that you think that most of the developers are, why? I don't understand. This is so dumb. This is something that you, that you create as a problem when you have, everything else solved, right? When you don't have an issue at the border, when you don't have an opioid epidemic, when you don't have the world falling apart on either side of the U.S., when everything

else is solved, this is the issue that you're like, wow, I need a problem, I need busy work. I'm just going to make up this problem. Robots are white. Why are they so white? Why robots so white? I never even thought that. Who thinks that? Who looks at a robot and is like you're white? Who does that? Well, white person looks like a robot. Okay, that one guy who's trying to bioengineer his body, I'll give you that. He looks like a Borg. but, you know, still. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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