The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Old Hippie Boomers

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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Edward Cocaine. That's his name. The name's Cocaine. Edward Cocaine. Mr. and Mrs. Cocaine, son. Mr. and Mrs. Cocaine. Merry Christmas from the Cocaine's. Right?

Happy Thanksgiving from the Cocaine. White Christmas. It's a white Christmas. Oh, cocaine. 45 of Merritt Island. He was arrested on April 9th, in connection with an incident at a subway. He faces two charges.

I have no idea why I went into Matt Berry territory. Two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, also armed burglar of a structure of first-degree felony and some battery. So they said that Mr. Cocaine became regress sidebar. I can't, can I just, if I was him, I actually would go into the drug business. I would sell cocaine to people, and I would have a big satin jacket that said, Mr. Cocaine like Tiger King on the back. Living up to his name. I'm just saying you need to at that point. You've been doomed.

An incident report stated that he, that cocaine became aggressive and brandished a knife at two subway employees while his sandwich was being prepared. Now, how are you doing that to people making your sandwich? Like, I'm watching how much meat they're putting on, you know, like, I'm watching the shredded lettuce, the meat, you know, I don't want nobody skimping out on them pickles. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not fumbling around, getting a knife out, going to stay, you know, anyway, he reportedly forces with her side door. He, and going after another employee, he did later express remorse. Uh, the deputy who, in, this almost sounds all made up. The deputy who innervated him is named Deputy Dial. It's a TV episode. Deputy Dial

identified cocaine as a suspect and cocaine later provided a full confession during an interview. cocaine was booked into Brevard County Jail. So he pulled a knife. It's Fox 35 Orlando. Yeah, he pulled a knife on him. So he, uh, I don't know why he does, and it was all caught on CCTV. He does have one of the chin beard things, got to say. So, I don't know.

He's making a, he made his appearance before the judge yesterday. So that's what happened. And, and, um, yeah, what I, the cocaine's, the cocaine family. All right. Next. A Florida man hit a dead body inside a hotel room closet, and the next guest didn't notice. Oh, remind me about the subway, the corpse on the subway. Florida deputies say that, okay, this is my worst nightmare coming true, a dirty hotel room.

Oh my gosh. I, um, a Florida deputies say the housekeeping staff didn't notify law enforcement after they found bags filled with bloodied linens. And the guest, oh, the guest. the guest who occupied the room when the dead body was still in it, they didn't know. They slept in the room and didn't know that there was a dead body in the closet. I don't know how quickly things get nasty, but how would you not know? Right? I know if there's a spider somewhere in the room.

My sense is tingle. I walk in and it's, like I immediately know what, like there is a bug that's going to kill me. me. I would immediately know if there's a dead body in there. Also, I look in everything. I open every door. I do not get my, I just, I'm a wacko. But they said that the 33-year-old, apparently the dude, he was like a 33-year-old dude, and apparently he had an escort, and she was the last person to see him. And I don't know. It also means the cleaning crew didn't see it. Yeah. I mean, how good is your cleaning crew? If they don't notice the big corpse in the closet. I'm just, what is up with people not noticing corpses? Because I have a story for headlines next hour that talks about there was a corpse on a subway train for hours.

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Visit Keltecweapons.com to learn more. Innovation Performance, Keltec, K-E-L-C-E-C-Wpens.com. Tell them, Dana sent you. Speaking of the Tesla stuff, so in our town square this weekend, they're having another one of their little, they're going to bust in the bad boomers. It almost sounds like, you know what that sounds like? It sounds like a 1950s biker game. The bad commie boomers, right? The B, CBs, we're going to call them that.

Bad commie boomers, because the nice boomers get upset. They're so used to getting okay boomered that they just, they get, we're not talking about you people. We're not talking again about the boomers that were the peaceful hippies that just, you know, wanted to walk around barefoot in the woods, it's gross, but whatever, you know, you do you. They weren't trying to bother nobody. You know, they were

making, wreathing stuff out of hemp. I don't know. Like what did they do? Cain, they don't do nothing. They were just the, you know, the little snow white boomers, the ones who go and talk with nature and, you know, all that. And then you got these commie boomers that are like the weather, the weatherman

group and you know all of those folks so they uh they're gonna bust in the bcbs the bad commie boomers they're gonna bust them in weather underground that's right what i say the weather people same thing isn't that an 80s band no that was the ladies who's saying it's rain and men why did i think they were meteorologists i have no idea anyway it's friday anyway so they're going to be at the town square again when on the nicest saturday it's like the second nice saturday that we've had in months so Everybody's going to be out right. And they're going to be out there clogging up the sidewalk, you know, out there yelling in their bad commie boomer voices and their mobility scooters and all this and be out there protesting. I think I'm just going to go and stand on the other side of the street with a sign and just be real chill, you know?

We need some chill brought to it. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be a beautiful Saturday you're in Texas. Come on. What's there to be mad about? I feel bad for the Tesla people that have to work in there. And, you know, they got these because it's not like, so the way our Tesla store is set up, it's the town, when it, when the town square was being developed, it looks like the 1950s back to the future, Main Street. It does. I mean, it looks like that. That was the whole aesthetic that they were going for. You know, it can't be more than two stories. And you, it's like this, all the storefronts are, you know, all street front. You know, you know, you.

you have the cool part, all of it. And it's worked out really, really well. And you have like high-end stores like Apple. And then wedged in between the bigger stores and the higher-end stores are small mom-and-pop shops, which is a brilliant way to just like keep the revenue, keep that pedestrian traffic going into these stores and add into their revenue. It's all great. And the problem is when you get these annoying, you know, commies that get out there and they want to protest something like the Tesla. So the Tesla's in, it's not a dealership.

it's they have the cars they have some cars in the back uh in like an alley but um it's it not like a dealership so when they're they're standing in front of those that they're not just standing in front of the tesla they're standing in front of the apple store right they're standing in front of an anthropology they're standing in front of like a mom and pop shop like a texas local owned and and uh origin a local shop and they're clogging the sidewalk and yelling at everybody uh one of my friends who was out there with her kids said that they had a crossover busy street. All these other people were crossing over

to the other side of the sidewalk because she said that one person that drove by said we love Tesla and one of the elderly bad commie boomers screamed blank you at them. In the middle of us, all the kids are out. They don't care about other people.

This is just them. They just want to be jack wagons. It's all they want to be. So I think I might just like stand with a sign that just says Tesla is cool and just stand on the other side of the street. I haven't been to a protest in a very long time. The last time I was at a protest, I leapt off a stage and got in the face of someone, much to my husband's horror. But I made that person become my best friend because you can't hate me after you meet me.

Only when you don't meet me in person. People are like, we don't like her. But then I force you to like me when we meet in person. This is my charming personality. But I may do that, Kane. Just like Tesla's cool. You won't come stand with a sign? Yeah.

I mean, it's so dumb. It's not persuading me, right? Is somebody going to take video? I mean, I'm sure somebody would. I'm not going to go with a camera crew. I just want to stand. I'll be like, Tesla's cool, you know. Just see what happens.

See what happens. You know, that's all. I think we know what will probably happen. No, no, no. Because if no one, no, if they recognize me, then they definitely won't step up. But, I mean, I'm not. there to be a confrontational. I just think when you're, they make it look uncool anyway. Can I just

explain to you the psychology of why they get, why the left gets protest so wrong? Because they look like dorks. Nobody else wants to look like a dork. Imagine you're, I'm being really, really forthright. So bear with me. I'm not Dorothe Explorer. Do not have me babysit in your kids with screen time. Okay. We have established this. But imagine like your, you're, a Gen Z or a younger than Jinzi. What's coming up after them? Alpha, God help us. And you're walking down the sidewalk. You're going to the Apple store. There's tons of people.

The Tesla's right across the street from the Apple store. And the Apple store is like bougie and glass and it's all new and sparkly and, you know, shiny. And you're a young person going to, and you see these people protesting outside of Tesla. They're old, commie boomers. There's like one broad in a mobility scooter. They're all bent over like cocktail shrimp. like on a glass holding their signs

you know and it's like Musk is a fascist and all this other stuff giving everybody the finger that looks cringe it's the height of cringe you're not

you're actually in those people's minds this is how you like younger people look at it they see that and they're like I don't want to be that I don't want to be whatever those people are and you are immediately convincing them to actually like Tesla because you make Tesla look cool. So I think just, you know, standing on a sign like, I like Tesla or something like completely benign. It's funny. It's funny, you know, like totally not at all

confrontational. The new cool thing, and it's weird for somebody like me, is to be non-confrontational. That's the cool thing. You know what I'm saying? Don't be confrontational. We were in Wisconsin at some rally. And this is the Scott Walker recall. And someone had yelled at me. And I was talking about public sector unions and private sector unions. Somebody screamed at me. It was a big o-dood in overalls. And I don't know what people thought.

Like, you know, if they're like, if they think that because I'm a conservative or that I don't sell meth or something that I, you know, didn't come from like a rural background. I mean, people are shocked when they learn about my origins. Like, I came from the dirt. And this fellow had been hollering at me. And there was a lot of people there. He's a big, oh, boom, and voice. And I just about damn your hat it. So I'm like, okay, put the mic down.

And I just yeated myself off the stage and went out to go talk to this dude. And my husband was talking to somebody backstage. And they're like, well, there went your wife. And he's like, what now, woman? And then it was, I was already gone at that point. And I went up to him. And I think he was shocked. He ended up actually being a nice friend.

At first, he was real aggressive. And I'm like, how are you going to be doing me like that? And he's like, what? And he's like, you sit. folk and I'm like city folk I'm like oh my gosh bless your heart you think that you're more rule than everyone else do you want to have a rule off because I promise you I'm going to win did you ever mix moonshine in the bathtub with your hands oh you didn't oh shut up sorry when you were 12 I might add shut up just saying you know I'm like have you ever have you ever been told

to help your grandpa and hold something's little pause while he ripped the skin off of it you know I'm like but let's let's have this conversation I lived like one of the Duke boys. I had a family member that brought his motorcycle indoors when it got cold. Like in, like brought it in the trailer and took it apart behind the sofa. So you couldn't see it when you came in. It was all behind the sofa. Just saying.

So, and that's not, it was a smart thing that man's making, you know, the most economic use of time and, you know, energy. I get it. So I'm just, you know, let's not. Let's not do that. And anyway, we ended up talking and he ended up realizing that we're actually on the same page. And it shocked him. And everyone else there was like, all right, like his fellers, his other, and we ended up being friends. Like, we ended up being real friends.

And he was like, well, I'm not come down here for breakfast in the morning. There's a restaurant down here. And, you know, if you want to want to, I think we actually did go to that. And they were there. There were a lot of people there. But, yeah, we ended up being friends. That's the thing. you know, with the left, they, they love these, like, psychological divides in convincing people that ultimately would be on the same side that they're not with, like, stupid little distractions.

But long story short, you know, just staying out there with a sign. You know, I like Tesla. That seems real nice, right? That's not confrontational. And I feel bad for, like I said, the Tesla workers inside because they've got to look at these crazy people. And it's only for one hour. That's the other thing. They're literally only there from 11 to noon.

One hour. And then at noon, they promptly go home. See, their passion for hating Elon Musk is limited to one hour. That's all the budget allows. That's all the budget allows. I mean, we literally went on, I was in Ohio, and we were at a protest. And we ended up hiking to like a bridge somewhere that these Occupy Wall Streeters got in trouble for trying to blow up. I don't even remember.

I don't like hiking. It's just glorified walking. It's aggressive walking. Just be like, we're going to go walk in the woods. I'm like, that's fine. I love being in nature. Love it. Not at night and not like going to the bathroom in nature.

Because we invented the toilet and running water and the house and electricity. And we don't pretend to be homeless. We're not trans homeless. So, yeah, and that was the most aggressive protest that I've ever been on. But that long story short, I feel like an hour. You want to go for an hour tomorrow? Sure, why not? Just like, we like Tesla's.

I'd like to find out. what their hourly pay is. How much you guys getting paid? We're going to see if your payment is better than our non-payment. Right. Because you know they're bust in. And so this weekend I think they're having more of the Tesla things. And they just look ridiculous.

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it was the first day of their vacation. They were celebrating one of their six-year-old daughters, five or six-year-old daughters' birthdays. And they figured out that the propeller, like apparently something to cause the blades to split. And then one of them went flying into the Hudson. The other literally split the tail. and that is what ended up happening. These, all six people on board,

including the pilot, three of them were children killed. Now, they did say that two of the victims, when they pulled them out of the Hudson, were alive, but they didn't make it. That came out this morning. Two of the victims actually survived the crash. Now, they didn't say what state of alive. You could be alive and unconscious,

but they didn't make it. Just a horrible, horrible thing. Another swat- Why does Nikki Minaj always get swatted? I mean, she's been swatted, what, three times in a year? So now this is the third time. The LAPD, they responded

to an assault with a deadly weapon at our house about 7 p.m. And they found no evidence when they arrived. They said it was another swatting call. So she had, in in 2023, she was swatted twice within a four-week period. So it's actually three times in like,

you know, three years. But still, that's insane. Let's see. This what in the world? So Tyree Kill was holding his baby in his arms and leaned over a 35-story balcony. Cops recalled they had a domestic dispute and people could see him. He was on their high-rise at their high-rise apartment in Sunny Isles Beach in Florida. It's like an hour north of Miami.

And it showed him holding their daughter, leaning their heads over the balcony. They were apparently in a domestic dispute. Cops were called. They just said it was an assault in progress. but the baby's okay but good heavens if you're grabbing your baby from your wife in a domestic dispute

and then you're intimating that you made drop that baby over the balcony you need to be dropped over the balcony and then pick back up, take it back up and dropped again and then maybe repeat one more time for good measure. I just that's just nasty let's see ooh Prada is

buying Versacee now this is interesting I like watching this business as it relates to stuff like this especially right after we were talking about China. This was U.S. group Capri Holdings, and they created a group along with LVMH because LVMH. That's Salma Hayek's husband's company. How crazy is that?

So they're welcoming. They're merging. Prada Group buys Versace. We have a lot more on the way. Stick with us. People are mad at John Stamos. You guys remember Uncle Jesse from Full House? I grew up watching Uncle Jesse on Full House.

He had like the most. Mullity of mullets I've ever seen on my life. It was the hairband mullet. But he attended a benefit. So Mar-a-Lago, yes, it's like the, you know, Trump's house, but it's also a club. And people can stay there and they can play golf there. And you can also hold events there. There are tons of different groups that hold events from all over.

the spectrum. You have centrist, you have rights. I mean, although now I'm pretty sure it's like center and right. I, you know, probably no lefties go there anymore, but they all kinds of events there. So they had the Palm Beach Ray of Hope Gala, and they support nurses, et cetera. It's like a medical, you know, they support first responders, all that kind of stuff. And John Stamos attended a benefit there, right? It wasn't a benefit for the president. It wasn't a benefit that Republicans organized. it wasn't a benefit that the administration organized. It was, it's a charity event that a charity decided, let's have it at Marlaco. They put it together.

And it's a nonprofit. And John Stamos attended because he just supports, he emceed the evening. And he was absolutely obliterated by the left for it to the point where he had to, he felt like he had to see something on Instagram about it. He said, I accepted the invitation to emce the Palm Beach Ray of Hope Gala, an evening dedicated to honoring and uplifting our frontline heroes. And he says it's a nonpartisan event. They support the Academy for Nursing and Health Occupations. It's a 501c3.

They train, like, you know, up to like 400 nurses every year. They look at the critical shortage of health care professionals in Palm Beach County. And he goes, I stand by the importance of this. They were trashing him for going to it. He was saying that it's not political. And then he ended, you know, my values and political views remained unchanged, et cetera. But the fact that it was just at Mar-a-Lago, like someone goes, quote, John Stamos just ruined his brain forever. I'm sure, yeah, some stupid rando with no life that's going to get mad over just.

Shut up. John, you're not going to cancel Uncle Jesse. Pound all the sand on God's green earth if you think that you're going to cancel Uncle Jesse. No, not happening. He, just because he was at Mar-a-Lago, because a 501C3 decided to use that. there's I mean yes there are a lot of places in Palm Beach there's not a lot of places in Palm Beach that are right there on the beach that have like beautiful grounds enough you know to satisfy all the parking etc that's just insane so yeah they're like oh is that Mara Lago and when the media first started writing about it they made it like they they downplayed the charitable organization that organized the event and they made it sound like he was there at Trump's request or Trump's invitation and the way. The way. way that they put the way that I saw it reported on they it was like they intimated that um he is was there for like some Trump event it's and someone and then someone said well can we get mad

of the the people who booked the fundraiser at Marlago for supporting Trump instead of John Stamos why would you why is using Mara Lago as a venue supporting Trump can these people be any less zombie like is it possible just ass and I but you're not canceling Uncle Jesse because it's Uncle Jesse. A bunch of nobody, Randall losers who think they're going to go out and cancel Uncle Jesse. Clearly, you can tell I grew up with Full House, so not going to happen. There's just, people are just idiotic. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.