The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Pardon Me??

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. All right. So first up,

the last time we had a story like this, it was a dude. Now it is definitely not a dude. It's a chick, a Florida woman, who got arrested over the weekend because police found drugs in a bag. labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.

It was a little canvas bag with a black zipper, and in black writing it says incursive, definitely not a bag full of drugs on the side. So guess what? There were drugs in the bag that said there were no drugs in the bag. In fact, it was trafficking amounts of methamphetamine. Yeah.

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they conducted a traffic stop and that's when they caught it. But she posted a $15,500 bond. That's the bag that Juan is showing you on the simulcast if you're watching. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Look at her face. The face is her reacting to the narrator going,

there was meth in the bag. Trafficking amounts of meth in the bag. I mean, if I'm pulling you over and you already seem suss and you have that in your, you know, tote, definitely not a bag full of drugs with meth. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure. So they've charged her. And yeah, there was Narcan needles, meth, all the stuff to use, I guess, to divide up the drugs, right? I don't know. Like those little accessories, I don't know where you get those, the drug accessories that you just chop up your drugs with. I don't know. And that was all in the bag. with the meth. So yeah, she in trouble. I don't know a lot about the drug stuff. I just, I don't know. Everything, all I know is that Miami Vice, they did a lot of cocaine and all

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Speaking of all of that, you know, here he's talking about the back pay for military members who were forced out. And you have these pardons that were given to Anthony Fauci. In fact, the pardons were given to General Millie, Anthony Fauci, the entire Biden family, and even Republican J-Sixers, the people who are like Liz Cheney, they're trying to guard against what they claim might be potential revenge from a Trump administration. Rich coming from an administration that was nothing more than an

extension of Obama that actually weaponized government. government agencies to target people in a vengeance campaign. The irony of ironies, right? And then one of those, Anthony Fauci, John Carl, who works over at ABC, he spoke with Anthony Fauci and says, Fouchy said he's grateful because of the threats and possibility of a politically motivated prosecution creates a measurable and intolerable distress on me and my family, end quote. He was given a preemptive pardon. He, I mean, it's not, and he says that he didn't seek it and didn't want it. But note that Fauci's not turning it down. He's not turning it down. This is why people don't like Anthony Fauci. Anthony Fauci thinks that he is the second Jesus. Anthony Fauci thinks that he is the second Messiah

and that he is performing such a great sacrifice. I've never seen such a sacrifice make so many millions of dollars for someone as Anthony Fauci has made off of this gain of function research. And when he talks about the immeasurable and intolerable, quote unquote, distress on him and his family, I want you to think for a moment of the immeasurable and intolerable distress that was put on the families of those who had to say goodbye to their loved ones behind glass walls and hospitals because Fauci's recommendations for dealing with the wooflu wouldn't allow them to be there at the bedside of their dying relative. I want him to talk about, I want him to consider the immeasurable and intolerable distress that was placed on a friend of mine that had to choose between her and her brother to be there as their father passed away. and then which one of them was going to be able to be graveside to bury him, you know, because the regulations that Fauci recommended. Or what about the immeasurable and intolerable distress that was put on another one of my friends

who had to delay her cancer treatment because everything was shut down due to Fauci's recommendations? My friend is fighting breast cancer, and she had to delay all of that because of Fauci's recommendations. Or about the people that we know that were dealing with fertility issues that had to put behind their hormone shots that they could try to try to try to consider. conceived naturally as best as they could because all of that was interrupted by Fauci's recommendations. What about all of the kids who missed crucial years of development because they were forced to stay inside for 15 days that turned into two years thanks to Fauci's recommendations?

If you want to have a discussion about a measurable and intolerable distress, you absolute corrupt son of a bitch. That's sickening. Anyone should be dragged into jail and chains it ought to be Anthony Fauci. And I hope Trump learned his lesson by listening to him because none of that is worth going through again. None of it. And this guy's pardon. Why does he need a pardon?

What does Fauci need a pardon? General Millie, the guy who sat there and you remember the book that he was reading? What was that book? Something about like white privilege or something like that, understanding white privilege. I don't know. Why is he pardoned? Why is General Millie pardoned?

What crime could Millie have have undertaken that he would need a pardon. He is a general. He is in charge of our military. I don't think that General Millie should be pardoned, and I don't think that he should be allowed in any power, make any office of decision making ever. If you need a pardon, you shouldn't be allowed to command troops.

If you need a pardon like Millie needs, apparently, you shouldn't be allowed to call the shots, when it comes to putting our loved ones in harm's way. Because they don't get a pardon, but you do? Hell no. There are service members that have the books thrown at them for less than probably now what Millie's being pardoned for. But he gets a pardon. Unreal.

I want you to count the number of medals that are on General Millie's coat. And then you count the number of medals that General Patton wore. He had tons of them, but he didn't wear them. because he didn't need to brag about himself every time, like some kind of North Korean officer when he went in public. I questioned those people that wear all that metal, and they got some baby hands. Hmm, smooth skin.

Why does he need a pardon? I got a lot of questions. A whole famed family of Bidens are pardoned. All of them pardoned. Isn't that unbelievable? Hmm. I mean, and they all get the date. It's all everything.

anything committed from January 1st, 2014 through the date of the pardon. I mean, it goes all the way back for all of them. Fauci, the Biden's, everybody. Interesting that, isn't it? Interesting. But I thought none of them were guilty. I thought it was just all Russian disinformation. And the audacity of them to say that they are the ones who are worried about vengeance.

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Keltecweapons.com slash Dana Keltec Innovation Performance made in the USA. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Florida Highway Patrol's issued a safety advisory of head of an incoming storm. They're expecting freezing temperatures in Florida. What in the world. Freezing temperatures in Florida. I love Floridians. I love you all. But I also know that like most southern states that have no idea how to deal with ice and snow, none of y'all going to know how to drive. Except a lot of them are New Yorkers. I feel like the New Yorkers and the northern transplants will.

So maybe it won't be as bad. Like in Texas, everyone's like, oh, there's ice on the road. I'm going to get my biggest truck out with nothing in the bed and drive 90 miles an hour. Perfect, right? Let's see. Staten Island groups are using flower power against New York City speed cameras. nobody wants this intrusive intrusive spy government.

They're taping fake flowers in front of the in front of the cameras. That's actually hysterical. I love it. So good idea. This, let's see. Okay, so apparently a Jefferson County, and this is in our

county that we grew up in. Missouri's Jefferson County. Missouri Supreme Court suspended a Jefferson County prosecutor, assistant prosecutor, his license indefinitely, for a prank that he did. And the prank was when an assistant public defender left the room, this prosecutor went on that person's laptop and used their email to send the sheriff an email saying, quote, you look so good and khaki pants in that black shirt. That ended up getting the guy fired.

And they said you had access to confidential information. That's what they were alleging. And so, yeah, I handed up. That's like one of the, one of the industries in which you can't really do that kind of stuff. You shouldn't, you know, you shouldn't do that sort of stuff. Also, let's see. This is, oh, check this out. Bear County Jury finds this guy 100% negligent because he served what they said was dangerously hot barbecue sauce.

And I swear I heard a ton of you out there right when I said sauce. Go, yeah, it's not hot until I try it and say it's hot. Because I know you people. You know those people? They'll sit there. They'll eat a whole bunch of ghost peppers and sit there and they will die before they sweat to death. Spicy hot, not temperature hot? I don't know.

Bill Miller Barbecue has been ordered to pay $2.8 million. for serving dangerously hot barbecue sauce. It's spicy. Is it, I don't know. San Antonio woman sued him. It said, she said it was hot and it gave her burns. Spicy and gave her burns. I'm like, well, what?

Like, what in the world? Okay, I don't know. When you get hot food, you have to assume that it's hot. And when you're getting something spicy, you have to assume that it's spicy. You know what I'm saying? Like, what in the, okay, people are done. This, ooh, a ski lift collapsed at a Spanish resort. This is not, I'm not a big skier.

I don't like snow. Ten people, apparently. the ski lift just totally collapsed and it hurt 10 people like pretty badly two of them were seriously injured okay we got to watch audio sound bite 14 or play outers because tabr is melting down because you have musk Zuckerberg elmusse mark Zuckerberg sam altman jeff bezos tim cook uh all these all the tech bros the the the techocracy that's there honestly sidebar it's like a warhammer thing where you're going in and you're talking to hadron uh so the hadron um so the hadron juniors are all there.

Listen to this. Anderson, between those four people, plus Elon Musk from Twitter or X, those five people that I just mentioned, the four in the photograph and also Elon Musk, control so much of the information that we receive. So much is in their hands when it comes to ascertaining, monitoring, or refusing to monitor,

monitor what is real, what is not real, and we're about to enter an era of deep fakes and all sorts of misinformation and the degree to which those five gentlemen play a role or do not play a role will be pivotal in terms of where the American people are. Okay, I am, can you just, Juan, just the screen cap of that last image that you had up there, the full screen, the CNN screen, because there's so many things. things in here to remark on. You have Jake Tapper freaking out about the tech bros, right? Do you see the little black line up at the top where it says gives you the time and it tells you where everybody is? St. John's Church. Now, can correct me if I'm wrong, which is a rhetorical device. I'm not wrong.

Is that not the church that the left tried to burn down? Is that not the church that CNN, the network that whose screen is right there? They were trying to say that everything was. mostly peaceful and at first they didn't even report on that church burning down? The very same. Huh. Imagine that. It's kind of weird, isn't it? I mean, they're worried about deep fakes and misinformation.

Like, I don't know. What do you mean? Misinformation like, oh, I don't know, Russian collusion? Misinformation like the laptop that had Hunter Biden's name on it and was Hunter Biden's is not Hunter Biden's. That disinformation? I'm curious. I mean, now suddenly after they're not committing it, they think everyone else will?

I don't know. I am just floored. All of a sudden, these people are like, wait a minute, the things that we've been doing all of these years, they may do. Well, we have to talk about the threats of what they may do that we've done all these years. It's only a threat if they think the right is going to also do it. That's just crazy. Crazy. Yeah, they are very upset.

Vian Jones is upset as well. I've not seen him this mad since he was mad over somebody telling him that 9-11 was a terror attack. Audio sound by 15, you know, because he thought it was fake. I got to hope I'm miserable. I'm sad. I'm frustrated. I'm mad at everybody. Thank you, Scott.

Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do reminding us that we're supposed to. Look, if you're a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you're watching television, you're watching it probably with some substances. because he's going to unleash this blitzkrig of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it, but watch this stuff. So I appreciate you, but I'm miserable. I'm upset. I'm upset. I know you're going to say something.

Scott, you don't make me more upset. Go ahead. I'm going to make you happy because, hey, we're going to cut your taxes too. And we're going to cut your taxes on top of it. Amazing. So that's, you know, I'm actually, I'm excited for that one. But they're losing it. And then you have AOC.

Losing her mind. Audio 7 by 13. She's losing it. Well, we are on the eve of an authoritarian administration. This is what 21st century fascism is starting to look like. Republicans really model themselves after Orban's hungry. And so you can look to see how Victor Orban runs hungry to get a taste of how they will try to govern and control media and companies in the United States.

You look how I feel. Oh, my gosh. She's making me do this. Every time she talks, I just, my whole face, my bot revolts. First off, she has no idea about Victor Orban. She doesn't know anything about Hungary. And not everyone on the right subscribes to that. she just read a story probably somewhere and now in her little feeble progressive mind is like

oh the whole right's going to be like victor or bond if it says that somebody here is talking to victor or ban then the whole right's going to be like victor orban from hungry and i'm going to with that demonstrate my knowledge of knowing foreign leaders it's the only foreign leader i know because she wrote a piece about it it's so stupid no the united states is not seeking to model itself after hungary hungary is trying to model itself after the united states but there's a lot of big rum and stuff that they're doing that the United States doesn't do that the right doesn't actually supports her argument is probably as bad as her drinks are. That's why she couldn't cut it as a bartender. So she decided to go into the world's oldest profession. No, not prostitution. That has more

respect. Politics. Ha ha ha. So they're just big mad. Big mad. You, um, I noticed that Karen Pence and Michelle Obama weren't there today. Yeah, that's weird. Mike Pence was there. And then Barack Obama was there. Michelle Obama wasn't there, nor was Karen Pence. Interesting. Very interesting. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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