The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Pride Pledge Allegiance

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

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I'm not trying to laugh at this, but it's so, guy looks so funny. Okay, and maybe I was trying to stifle the laugh and it made my eyes water. Police in Central Florida are on the hunt for a man who was accused of robbing a Bank of America while wearing a wig. Now, he was, is that a face mask that he's wearing? Like, not like pre-COVID, but like a COVID face mask. See? Uh-huh. He entered the Bank of America in Edgewater, showed the bank teller a note as he displayed a firearm.

He had a fake wig on, well, obviously fake wigs. He had a wig on. And he's a big dude. And they, police are sharing photos of him. He's in a long-haired wig, blue jeans, a white shirt, grayze up jacket, carrying a little black bag. And nobody would ask questions because we're in that era where, I mean, don't assume his pronouns. You know, he's just doing very poorly as a woman. No, right?

Am I right? You can't ask questions because maybe he's worried about the pandemic. Exactly. Maybe he's a trans. You know, so you can't ask questions. Pre all of that, people would be like, you're here to rob us. But now you can't. because you're assuming

it's pronouns. So, I don't know. Anyway, so they can't find him now. Let's do rob to bank. He robbed a bank and you're urged to contact a detective. So this is the way. Yeah, apparently that's it. You know, the people that are happiest about the trans stuff and the face masks?

Robbers. Bank robbers. Because like I said, before all of that, y'all would have been like, that man's going to rob us. You need to hit the alarm. But now you can't, because it's considered mean. Maybe he's here to rob you. Maybe he just started trying to be a woman. And he's just horrible. You don't know. And he's worried about germs. You don't know. I don't even know how this. A Florida woman was missing for days and they found her in a shipping

container. You know, that happens sometimes. Yeah. It was Click Orlando. Marlene Lopez. She was missing. They found her the next day just before noon in a shipping container next to a business. They asked, what happened? She said she didn't know. I was in one place and found in another. And apparently, the people who owned the shipping container, they went it, they secured it for the night. They didn't know she was in there. But finally, they heard her, New York Post said somebody heard her banging on the, from the inside.

And they called police. I'm not saying it's aliens, but. What the heck? Yeah. Well, she drugged and just stuffed in a container? Good Lord. Or aliens. She's wearing an early 90s neckd.

choker, so I'm assuming drugs. Because it had a charm on it. If it was just a thin black choker, I'd be like, okay, maybe she's just, you know, retro. But it had a charm on it, and I always thought that was the trashier version of it, so I'm thinking drugs. That's my, that is Detective

Dana figuring this out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apple air tags. A Florida man is accused of stalking his axe using Apple air tags. I mean, yeah. The girlfriend of Roberto Quion of 57 years old, Florida man.

His girlfriend left him in October, but began harassing her and stalking her. He would pass her home every day, duct tape, handwritten letters to her car's windshield. And she also found Apple air tags in her vehicle several times. And then he was threatening that he would do something better. So he's in jail, Miami-Dade, held without bond. Now this one, hold up. I want to, this is actually, I just think incredibly. this man is living in the future.

Florida man was accused of posing as a drug cartel captive and extorting $80,000 from his wife all to support his own drug habit. Yeah, a Melbourne, Florida man. He lied and pretended that he was kidnapped by drug cartels and he extorted his own wife for $80,000 so he could go buy more drugs. Yeah, Eric Paul Johnson, 29 years old.

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Affirmation and equal rights for all. With affirmation and equal rights for all. Watch your heads. So what you just heard, if you were listening coast to coast on an affiliate near you if you're streaming, if you're listening later to the archived podcast, or if you're watching the simulcast live either on Channel 347 direct TV, YouTube, where the discussion happens or Facebook. That was mayor's secretary, vice admiral of the canoe fleet at Camp Wintipitanka, Poot, Booty Judge. And that was Mr. Poot Booty Judge, Chastin, who is basically mocking,

Now, basically, he's mocking the Pledge of Allegiance. It was recorded at a 2019 Iowa Safe Schools annual governor's conference on alphabet youth. And I have no idea why they feel the need to do this. And this dude's a middle school teacher. That was, yeah, it was the Iowa Safe Schools thing. It was their virtual graduation ceremony. And they, that's the.

First off, can I just point out the ludicrousness, the lunacy of having, you don't have to have a flag for everything, right? This is a flag for how you like to have sex, okay? And with whom? I get it that everybody wants to turn themselves into a brand, which is infuriatingly and sufferably annoying nowadays. but you don't need a flag or a marker or I mean are you that star for attention because people who need attention do this stuff it's like I need a flag because I like I like brownies without nuts and I need a flag for that or I like ankle socks ever Chris socks I need a flag for that it's my laugh it's my truth it's just you're it's a flag

for how people have to sexes, okay? Why do you need that? It's like saying, oh, I'm a dude. I prefer to sit to pee. Where's my flag? I mean, you know, where? I don't get why you have to have some sort of announcement for every aspect of your life.

You're coordinating yourself off by insisting upon having some kind of flag with some kind of, it's goofy. Just be a human. be a part of the human race, right? And then to have these kids do this? Look, Poo-Budajed judge was, he was a DEI hire. He got selected, this Bob the Builder guy, got selected because he's gay. That's why he got picked for this role. It's not because Secretary Booty Judge has some sort of immense qualifications and transportation. It's not because secretary booty judge is a lifelong affinity for vehicles. They act like he's like the American

Jeremy Clarkson or something. He got picked because he has sex with dudes. That's why he was selected for no other reason. He ran against Joe. Joe wanted to make his administration look young. Then he could also check the box of, well, here's a guy who's alphabet, and he installs him in this position. And Pooh Booty Judge immediately puts out his identity politic of how he has sex before any other qualification like merit or skill or anything else. See, that's it. At some point, that's what our world's going to be.

We're getting there. We're getting there slowly but surely. Your doctor will be, the surgeon operating on your guts will be the guy operating on your guts, not because he had the merit and skill to do it, but because of how he has the sex. it's going to happen. Just get used to it, right? You're going to die. So it's true. I mean, at least Rick Rennell, who is D&I, had like intel experience, right? Can I be real? I don't even know that dude was gay until it came out and they tried to shame him over it because the left likes gay people until they find out you're dirty Republican. And then all of a sudden being gay is bad.

because they patent identity politics. You can't be gay. You can't be black. You can't be a Hispanic. You can't be a chick unless you're a Democrat. The Democrat aspect validates all the other identity politics. So you can't truly be any of, I mean, Joe Biden told you all. If you're not voting for him, you ain't black.

That's how they literally view it. I'm not exaggerating. That's how they look at this stuff. So he was a DEI hire. Why is he holding up this flag? I'm confused as to how this is written. Was it a conference talking about alphabet youth or was it a gay kid camp? And then why are you sending your kids to gay camp?

I am made of jokes right now. You have to realize that I came of age in the 90s. And I wish the 80s were my coming of age because that was, I feel like a way better time. But things were still pretty politically incorrect then, right? I mean, the Goonies was out when I was a kid. Goonies, right? Remember that? the brat pack was like a you know they were a thing when I was growing up I just feel like there could

have been like a PCU sort of thing with like which still I found the link on that by the way you got to look at it online because for some reason you can't watch it anymore Jeremy Piven PCU the best movie that was really a prophecy on where everything was going it was making fun of identity politics and all of this woke stuff before like decades before it happened I The whole Iowa Safe Schools thing, they were mad because Kim Reynolds was like, okay, we don't want dudes changing in women's locker rooms. Now, that should not be a controversial thing. I told you how we had a cousin. And this was in Hillsborough, Missouri, right?

At the school there who was an athlete. And there was an 18-year-old male who was over six foot who just decided, you know, one month he wanted to be. be a chick, demanded access to the girls' locker room so he could change. The girls were like all having to cram into the bathroom to change because they didn't want to have to change in front of this dude, understandably. Because remember, as Caitlin Jenner said, you can be a dude and still attracted to chicks and dress like a chick because he still liked him, the ladies. That's how goofy all this is. And so he insisted on being able to change in the girls' locker room and the girls had no, the female athletes had no, what were they going to do?

So they All of the Iowa safe school things All the other alphabets All the other letters They're thrown into the street It's all about the T Oh, the L's and the G's Get out

LGB, get out It's all about the T The T's running all the other letters off The T's telling L's that they can't be truly L's and they're telling the G's They can't be truly G's they're not saying anything to the bees but that's you know so they had um

mottos that said uh 2 4668 how do you know your kid is straight how about 2 4668 stf you doesn't rhyme but it serves a purpose like seriously what in the world but they had their whole curriculum they had a queer book club what does that even mean do gay people read books different. I know gay people. They don't read books differently than non-gay people. How does how you have to sex affect how you read to books? Do I not know something? Did they just put their face on the book and absorb it by osmosis? Like, how does that work? Dude, right? So they had that. They had, let's see. Oh, queer current events. Okay, whatever that is. Gingerbread, I mean, this is the, I mean, this is the

dumbest stuff ever. I'm just going to say, like, if I, if I even was a, if I was a super left person and I encourage this and my kids, I would actually be offended by this list because it's patronizing and stupid. It's really dumb. So they had a whole thing about pronoun prep. This is what Chaston was involved in. That's the, yeah, the secretary of transportation who knows nothing about transportation. That's like making me the minister of football.

Can you imagine? I would immediately say all the teams with ugly colors change them because your uniform's lacinacanus. I would immediately do that. I totally would. Some of these colors out there, I'm like, that's gross. Like nobody wants that color. That looks like a 70s Afghan.

Stop it. Like a quilt, like a crocheted quilt or crocheted Afghan. No, nobody wants that. You know what I mean? The brown and gold? No, change that. You all know what I'm talking about. I heard you all go, oh, because you all have one.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick 5. So 50 people were injured by what's being called a strong movement on a plane. Do not let me forget to tell you about my airplane horror story. Oh, dude. I can't even if I forgot to tell you this. Anyway, 50 people were injured by a strong movement on a plane traveling from Australia to New Zealand. This is what they're calling it.

They just, they said it was going from Australia to New Zealand, 50 people. It was a Chilean plane. Their airline said that there was a technical event during the flight, which caused a strong movement. They did not elaborate. They had 10 emergency vehicles when the flight touched down in Auckland. And most of the injuries were mild. 13 were hospitalized. One was in serious condition. And a number of them were not wearing their seatbelt. So it suddenly dropped in the air is what it sounds like. But still, that's kind of, speaking of planes and stuff, Boeing's whistle a Boeing whistleblower. John Burnett was found dead in his truck outside a South Carolina hotel just days after testifying in a lawsuit against the aviation giant. I'm sure this is just totally coincidental. A 62-year-old man found dead in his truck in a hotel parking lot on Saturday just days after he, you know, gave a deposition about Boeing, claiming that they were using second-rate parts. And that's why things were, that's why there were some problems. They said that the ex-quality manager, that it was a self-inflicted wound and they're still investigating. self-inflicted.

I'm sure. Okay, yeah, just let's go with that right now. Daily marijuana users, they say, are 25% more likely to have a heart attack. But Kane insists that it's not the Vax, guys. Because it is the Vax, guys. Do pot people? Did they get the vaccine? I probably, I guess.

Because the pot people, like, pot people, aren't they, like, hippies? And so they drink that bacteria team, and they, like, go out into the woods and get hemp, wherever that is, and they weave it together. and the sandals and stuff. Some don't go that far. It seems like they wouldn't get it. Yeah, some don't go that far. I don't know.

Doctors can out edit the genes inside of your body, according to the Wall Street Journal. But as Kane would like for you to know, it's not the Vax guys. 47% of parents still financially support their adult children. Do you know why? Because the economy is a giant deuce, and they literally are trying to make it to where you can own nothing.

You don't make anything. and you're a surf to Uncle Sam. There you go. And keep bringing new meaning to F-A-F-O. A robber finds out that, you know, if you try to mug an armed citizen, it's not going to go your way. A 60-year-old man was accosted by a guy who tried to rob him at an ATM. But he was legally able to carry, and he pulled out his firearm. The two-exchanged gunfire.

The robber was shot multiple times and, well, he ended up not surviving. Don't mess around. Don't mess around. We have so much stuff on the way. with us more in store. Now, speaking of trans tyranny, you guys know Cherry Curry, right? And if you don't, why? The Runaways, one of my absolute favorite bands, because it was a girl rock band and they just pioneered Girl Rock. And there are a lot of women today that are in rock and roll or people who like women in rock and roll that owe a debt of gratitude to Sherry Curry. She was the singer, right?

So she got canceled by trans tyrants at the ironically named Riot Girl. Festival in Bisbee, Arizona. They canceled her because she spoke out against the grooming of kids and targeting of kids with trans surgeries. The Riot Girl Festival. That whole festival wouldn't exist without people like Sherry Curry. All of these remedial power cord playing bitches can only have. have a space in the musical sphere because Curry blazed the path for you.

People like Susie Quattro, people like Sherry Curry, people like Lita Ford. So bow down and give thanks. I just find that incredibly asinine. Yeah, they, they, she opposed the transitioning of minors. She's like, if you're an adult and she's even like more to the left of a lot of conservatives is on the issue. She's like, if you're an adult, you choose to do this with your own dollars, that's one thing. She's like, but if you're a child, and I agree with the reasoning that it's not informed consent, it isn't informed consent. You're pumping people full of hormones.

That I'm going to tell you, I had an aunt, I don't want to give anybody's names, who, when she went through menopause, they did all the hormone stuff with her. She ended up developing a serious health issue because of that. They have no idea. There are no long-term stuff. on this stuff. You're just jacking kids up with hormones to hell with the consequences they're going to have to deal with a decade down the road. Big Pharma's like, yeah. That's not informed consent. And so they're actually, they're actually canceling her from the Riot Girl Festival. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of. Because that whole thing, if you know that term, like, took off like early 90s. And that was, um, it was,

like L7 and really, you know, hard, grungy, guitar-driven rock. I mean, there were like a bunch of bands that were there. But you have a lot of these new chicks that are out. And I'm like, how are you canceling this icon? And some of the chicks that got big in the 90s, how are you canceling an icon like this? You either want to protect kids or you don't. She's saying, can we protect kids from this? This is an informed consent.

She's a thousand percent correct. And I think it's incredibly brave for her to go out and say stuff like this, especially in this environment. There is nothing more metal or punk rock than what she just did. And she's not stepping down. She's not backing down off it either. She is an absolute icon.

If you think you're going to sit here and make Sherry Curry back down from something, you're a moron. You have no concept of this lady's history. She's a chainsaw artist for crying out loud. You think that she's got time for your stupid political sensitivities about grooming kids?

How do these people think they are? I don't know. The whole reason, ever picked up a guitar, I play rhythm guitar horribly. And I can play drums. The only reason I ever did was because people like Sherry Curry. I had a runaway's t-shirt that I still have. You don't believe me, check my Twitter. True story. Galee. Instead of like complaining about her, performing somewhere, I would be punching chicks in the neck to be first in line to get a ticket to be front row to see her. And she's absolutely a thousand percent right. You know, pointing out that

that kids should be protected from this hormonal experimentation. And that's exactly what it is because there are zero long-term studies. It is so dangerous. Kids that are still going through puberty that haven't even fully formed yet. Oh my gosh, this is so dangerous. That's not care and it's not informed consent. And she's right. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast.

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