The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Prince Harry's CRINGEY Jab At Trump On Colbert

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Starting point is 00:01:41 There's a little machete. Yeah, it's twi. It was a twas a twi machete. A Florida man's accused of threatening to kill three people with a small machete during a road rage. What is a small machine? Like, what's the regular size? I think the small machete is like a big night. What is a regular?

Starting point is 00:02:01 Machete's a big... Actually, let me see. What is the difference? Big sword-looking thing. And then a small machete would be like a big knife. No. That's just a knife. Yeah, it's a big knife.

Starting point is 00:02:13 I don't know. Apparently, is it less adapted to jungle tasks? I don't know. So 18 inches is the common regular average size of machetes. Then there's a short one that's between like 10 and 14 inches. Okay. I just, I don't know why I needed to know this. Anyway, so this dude got arrested because he was threatening to use a small machete to kill people on the road.

Starting point is 00:02:36 The guy, James Varner, he, of Miami Beach allegedly followed a victim to the resident because I guess he was, like riding their bumper, followed the victim to the residence, approached the guy yelling and then headbutted him, caused the fight between the two. The family rushed out to break it up, and then he got out of small machete from his vehicle and made verbal threats to kill everybody. So he was taken in the county jail. What is wrong with you? People who get rage, unclench your cheeks. Yeah, the ones you sit on. Stop it. Can't deal.

Starting point is 00:03:10 Let's see. Oh, this is what I wanted. This is so bad. I don't like DoorDash. I don't know why. Well, I know a couple reasons why because sometimes they'll tell me someone's delivering my food. at DoorDash and then an entirely different person and an entirely different car shows up and I've reported it several times and DoorDash doesn't care they don't do anything I think that's kind of a safety issue like what if you're a single woman and you're ordering food and a big giant dude who is not the tiny woman that you thought was delivering your food shows up you know what I'm saying this DoorDash driver was caught he was delivering chicken wings drop the box on the on the porch a chicken wing rolled out on the concrete he put it back in the box licked his fingers and then walked away, didn't say nothing to the customers.

Starting point is 00:03:56 I mean, people know, right, that there's these doorbell cameras, and that's what this Florida customer, Trina Brown, she saw it on her door video doorbell footage, and the driver was, he was trying to get it out of the insulated bag, but then the thing all fell to the ground, and he, like, put the lid back on, put the wing that fell on the concrete porch back in the box. And then that's it. That's so nasty. And she said if it wasn't for the security footage, they would have never known that their food hit the ground.

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Starting point is 00:06:14 I, hold on, hold on. Look, look, I wouldn't say we're obsessed with royalty. Really? I heard you elected a king. That's a fair point. No, he's got a point. And after making such a big deal about my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather, George III. Why is he doing this?

Starting point is 00:06:44 This is, that's that whining, that's the whining ginger, who is the spare. I thought he wanted a worldwide privacy tour. He's on with Colbert, of course. That's probably the only late night host who would have him. And he's on with Colbert. He took jabs at Trump, obviously. And people booed him. They booed him because it just, and it seemed very, I mean, it seemed contrived because it was.

Starting point is 00:07:08 Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you. He was, why was even on Colbert? Like, what did he have to promote? I don't I because don't you normally go on their shows if you have something to promote what did he have to promote I don't know right

Starting point is 00:07:20 I didn't watch it because I don't watch late night television because I'm not 90,000 years old neither are you guys you guys not watch it either but he took a jab he was like well I heard you guys heard you guys elected a king or have a king

Starting point is 00:07:34 and then people started booing is that how getting a king works yeah he's not the sharpest he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is a tool, though, but he's not the sharpest one. Yeah. And then he said, and you made such a great, a big deal about

Starting point is 00:07:51 my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather. Wow. Why is he on there? And also, why doesn't, I'm not trying to be ignorant, so please don't. But he made fun of his brother for balding, so I feel like it's fair game. If you're balding and you make fun of someone else who's balding, we all get to make fun of you for being

Starting point is 00:08:08 bald. And look, all I know is that them hair plugs, I think they do work. I have a friend whose brother legit went to Turkey and got hair plugs. And now they work. And he's got hair. It's weird. I don't even know how that happens.

Starting point is 00:08:21 Said it was super painful. I mean, you know, I guess it, you know, you do you. But why doesn't he do that? Doesn't he have money? He's got daddy's money and he's got his mommy's trust fund that he lives off of. And then doesn't he also skim from, he pretends to be a philanthropist with everybody else's money. So see what these organizations. What they do is they take big donations and they skim a percentage off the top for their pay.

Starting point is 00:08:42 and then they donate other people's money and pretend that they're philanthropists and that's what he does. That's alive, ain't it? You just skim a little off the top for yourself and then you give other people's money away and then you get awards for being a fake philanthropist. You don't see these people donating

Starting point is 00:08:59 like the Dells do, the six some odd billion dollars. They don't do any of that. So I don't know why he, I don't know why he was on with Colbert. This is what he was doing when they had the big state dinner at Windsor, the Windsor Castle or the Windsor Palace or whatever, they had the state dinner there and everyone was out in their regal finery. You know, tiaras were out and they had, you know, it's fun watching that stuff, although I'm so glad to be an American. I would never tolerate it here, but I like watching it over there. It looks pretty, right? It looks nice. You know, the ladies

Starting point is 00:09:33 dressed like ladies, the gents dress like gents. Everybody observes, nice, you know, courteous behavior. and then you got this, you know, balding, whining ginger, who's on Colbert. That was his big night. And I just think that maybe, maybe, I don't know, he should stay home and spend more time with his kids instead of flying private all over the country to accept purchased awards. And maybe he could enroll his game show wife. Remember her? She's built like a literal rectangle.

Starting point is 00:10:02 Literally. Maybe he could enroll her in some cooking classes. So she could, I don't know, maybe learn how to properly prepare food and prioritize food over merging out jewelry. So I saw an article, I think it was at the post, where when she was doing that turkey, she was wearing six figures worth of jewelry, getting salmonella all over that jewelry. Kane's eyebrows shot up to the stratosphere. I don't even own six figures worth of like anything like that. I don't even have like a lot of, I mean, I have a couple of nice jewelry pieces, my wedding ring and then one for my kids. and then, you know, a couple pairs of earrings, and that's it.

Starting point is 00:10:39 Everything else, like, y'all see me the hoops I wear. Ladies, I get them on Amazon. I ain't even kidding. They're made in Vietnam, and I paid $12.99 for them, not even lying. You know, because I go through them, right? I wear, I've worn them for 20 years. So that is a fact. That's absolute fact.

Starting point is 00:10:56 Why are you wearing six figures of jewelry to stuff a turkey? That's so, she just wanted to show off and be like, look how rich I am now. That's all she wanted to do. Nobody does that unless they're trying to show off. And she could tell she hadn't even handled a turkey before. My gosh. So I just think that we fought a war not to listen to over-entitled brats like this dude. He is not one of us.

Starting point is 00:11:19 Do not come over here. Live off daddy's trust or your mommy's trust fund and your allowance from daddy, which he used to get. Can't even make his own money. Now he rinse himself out to do these corporate speeches. I don't know why anybody would listen to this guy give a corporate speech. The only thing that he ever won at was he won at Genet. because he was born of his parents. That's it. He won the lottery the day he was born to those two people. That's his only achievement. And it's not even anything that he did. Why would

Starting point is 00:11:46 anybody bring him out to give a speech and lecture anything? Or her for that matter. My gosh, it's just so cringtastic. But we fought a war to not have somebody over here using their British titles and lecturing all of us about our politics. So you're not one of us. You don't go here. We don't care. Be quiet or get the hell back over across the pond, but I kind of think that they don't want you either. Hmm. Yeah. Can you believe getting all that salmonella all over? You're nasty. Absolutely nasty. So as we head into the holidays, it's not just about gifts. It's about gratitude and protecting what really matters, family and the future and your financial security. Colin Plum is the CEO at Noble Gold Investments. And I tell you, the market really opened my

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Starting point is 00:13:17 gold and silver and silver holiday coins. Visit noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana. That's noblegoldinvestments.com slash Dana. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So we were talking about the J6. stuff. Now, I can't believe this. Women are dropping thousands of pounds of dollars. It's a British publication. They're saying there are thousands of dollars. It's a start of Daily Mail. It's on New York Post, too. On rib removal surgery. So now they're saying the fat jab body is coming in. You know, you can just like watch portion control and exercise, although I do understand that there are some people that, you know, they have diabetes and all that. I get that. But I don't understand, like just how we

Starting point is 00:14:06 had the body positivity thing, you don't want to go back to heroin chic. You know what I'm saying? Like that's just, can you just be fit for crying out loud? Um, but they said that now, apparently some women who are already thin aren't that they don't think they're thin enough. I feel like they have anorexia. If you're taking your ribs out, that's body dysmorphia. It's kind of transy. I'm saying it is. I think that there's different forms of body dysmorphia. I think trans is one of them, honestly. I think this is too. Uh, they said it, it creates the extra cinched look. What doctor does this?

Starting point is 00:14:43 What doctor, because these women that are doing this, they're already thin. They show the New York Post as photos. Whoa, what doctor's doing this? The story also says that OZMPIC's risky, as though removing the ribs isn't. Yeah, exactly. Well, both of them.

Starting point is 00:14:58 I mean, you know, good night. Let's see. Oh, here we go. It's football, Dana with sports. NFL on CBS shatters the record for the most watch regular season game in NFL history with more than 57 million viewers. You're okay? I mean, it's over Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 00:15:16 It was a captive audience. It was Cowboys Chiefs. I mean, I'm not surprised to see this at all. That's when the sweatpants come out. Like, your nice Thanksgiving top stays on, men and women, this is universal, but then then sweatpants come out, right? Or some of y'all are like real smart in advance. of your Christmas meals and Thanksgiving and all that

Starting point is 00:15:36 and you all wear the waistband pants like the pull-on pants. Some of y'all are smart. Let's see here. We also, ooh, a new doc, this I'm fascinated by it, a new documentary claims that Bush 41 had made contact

Starting point is 00:15:50 that was informed that we made contact with aliens. Is this true? I would love for this to be true. It's probably true. I mean, it's going to go ahead and it's reported, so it might as well be. They said that it's a new documentary in its astrophysicist

Starting point is 00:16:05 Eric Davis, who says that George H.W. Bush casually confirmed to him that aliens made contact back in 1964. Apparently, a spaceship landed a Holloman Air Force base and a non-human entity hopped out and was like, sup, and then like jetted off back into space. I really don't think it would have gone like that.

Starting point is 00:16:23 And then when Bush asked for more details, he was told that he did not have a need to know. Wasn't he head of CIA, then? Who's above the head of CIA? You know, when Mike, Pompeo was head of CIA. That was the first question we asked him

Starting point is 00:16:36 when he was on air with us. What's up with the Malians? And he was not going to answer me. Which meant, Cain. It was not an unequited. It was not a hard no. Just saying. So it's apparently on Amazon Prime,

Starting point is 00:16:49 which I'm immediately going to watch. I'm going to probably watch it tonight. I'm not going to lie to you. Probably I'll clear my schedule. Probably won't get any work done because I'm going to watch it. And also, we've got to talk about this later. American Eagle shares jumped.

Starting point is 00:17:00 Now Martha Stewart was named the new face of the brand. They're going to go after her, too? Stick with us. So this is my first question, and don't laugh. Does the DOW have any evidence at all of a French military plot to assassinate Kennesones? That is an interesting question. Not that I'm aware of, but you know, interesting question. I can try to find out and maybe let you know.

Starting point is 00:17:26 I think that might be more of a law enforcement matter, though. And it's K-FAB. Completely. Completely. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you are at the bottom of the second hour. What did it crazy. The Pentagon Press Secretary is like, yeah, that didn't happen. I didn't want to get into all of that. I hate talking about k-fabe actors. And just a reminder, you know, Owens literally was a hardcore progressive up until 2016. She was a protege of Al Sharpton and she doxed conservatives online. You don't just immediately flip like that with no explanation as to why. It's very weird. I just think. that she just chases the money. One of my friends, Kira Davis, was, like, warning people about this, like, forever. And she got some pretty harsh criticism in the very beginning. I think you remember some of that, Kane.

Starting point is 00:18:13 She got a lot of harsh criticism for that, but she was right. I mean, other people, you know, Sunny Johnson, you know, a lot of other conservatives who've been around for a long time. We're like, yeah, no, no, no, this is a grift. But the reason I bring it up is because that's the stupidest story ever that I've ever heard. It's all total K-fabe. It's all it is. Her whole thing is K-Fab.

Starting point is 00:18:31 All right. What's K-Fabe? that's the that's that that's that be fake is that what that it's like the fake latin for i don't want to hear from wrestling people it's the fake wrestling drama oh okay you know what k fab is because you like wrestling right well i know that it's like i i look it's in it's in like wwe and it's like the it's the acting and presenting the matches is real okay like it's all like you buy into the reality of all of that and it's k-fabe got that's what it is okay so this is political k-fabe that's exactly what it is the reason i bring it up is and i haven't talked a lot about it

Starting point is 00:19:15 because i don't like slumming it and i'm not going to debase myself and debase this program by punching down and doing all that and engaging in this stupidity but t p u.s a addressed it yesterday and because she was basically accusing the whole entire organization of being complicit. I just think it sounds like she had an unrequited crush on Charlie Kirk and was scorned that he didn't return her affections. That sort of comes off as because some of the stuff that she says about his widow is really petty and catty. And chicks know cattyness. Dudes, it flies over your head. And that's not because you're dumb.

Starting point is 00:19:52 It's just because you're not petty. dudes are not petty it is a like dudes have other skills right you guys can fix stuff women are petty that's a skill we got sometimes dudes can be that way too but it's very rare it's like a unicorn right it's very rare or it doesn't exist but it's just um you know the stuff that's been said is insane and i don't know how deeply i want to get involved in this like i said because it just it feels cheap and there's so many other important things to talk about like actually important things but I think this is an organization that actually moves the needle and she doesn't I mean sorry but just sitting and screaming into a microphone without doing anything else to help propel the

Starting point is 00:20:39 movement isn't a contribution it's not there's tons of people every day that talk into microphones you know tons of people every day and you just can't keep up coming up with conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory and offering zero proof. You know, at first we were supposed to believe that some Egyptian plane was trailing Erica Kirk and all this other stuff, and it's just asinine. And I feel bad for her having to deal with us while also going to the holiday season, mind you,

Starting point is 00:21:05 dealing with us with two little kids, an organization that she's now running, and then all of this stuff in the press. And it's all because I think Owens just wants to make money. You can see it with Tucker Carlson's videos. The videos where he talks to normal people about normal things, they get no views. Like maybe a thousand here or there.

Starting point is 00:21:24 The stuff that is crazy and over the top conspiratorial gets tons of views. And it's not because people find it influential. It's because they like the car wreck. People, that's why they watch cops. That's why people watch reality television. It's the attraction of the circus. They like watching things that are crazier than they are.

Starting point is 00:21:47 It makes them feel better about their lives, right? or they just find it entertaining. It's not that it's influential. And I think it's incredibly, I think it's a sign of low IQ to misinterpret that as influence. You have an organization, as I said, that actually does move the needle.

Starting point is 00:22:05 And you have K-Fabe actors who don't. That just want the clicks and they want the money and they want a share of the digital economy. You know, we had a meeting about this just yesterday. One of the things that I've routinely refused to do on this program is debase myself and to base this program and engage in conspiratorial BS.

Starting point is 00:22:24 And I also, you know, a lot of the, a lot of these conservatives now and podcasters and some of them are big names that are just now pretending that they see this. It's not that they just now saw that Owens was nuts. It's that they're a bunch of pansy ass cowards who were too afraid to say anything earlier. There were a lot of other very brave conservatives out there talking it up and saying, look, this is what's up and this is what we know. And these people tried playing both sides of it for a long time. And they wanted to cover their asses because they were too terrified of losing a slice of that

Starting point is 00:22:58 digital pie than to respect you enough to be honest with you. That's what this is all about. And they think you're too stupid to notice. These people aren't operatives. Most of them are news readers. So yeah. I just find it interesting now that a lot of people are like, wow, who knew that she, everybody did but a lot of the people in the conservative sphere are a bunch of female

Starting point is 00:23:23 copulatory organs and they did they lack the spine to say so I mean I'm not going to name names but you know who they are and I have no problem saying it to their blank in face that being said this uh apparently they're going to have a debate what is there to debate they're going to have a debate about all this stuff what is there to debate and of course she She loves it because it's attention for her. You know, she can, you know, make money in her gay husband with the, you know, oh, sorry, do we're not supposed to say that out loud. Can, you know, go, he's never going to inherit his daddy's title.

Starting point is 00:24:04 That was a facing grace and favor thing. Never going to happen. But I'm just saying, so they can make money and they can hire interior designers like David Netto and do all this stuff. That's what they do. They have their mansions and they hire these like multi-million dollar interiors. designers it's all about the grift guys it's all about the grift so there you go thanks for tuning in to today's edition of dana lash's absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to

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The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Prince Harry's CRINGEY Jab At Trump On Colbert

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