The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Progressive...Protest??

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

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Put a hand over my mouth right now. Kane, what did I tell you like off mic? I'm not saying that. Oh, I didn't say to say it. You just ask what you said. That guy, somebody needs to teach him how to hold a microphone. I mean, what he does in his own private personal time is not our business, but he doesn't need to like replay it because he doesn't know how to hold a microphone properly on

stage while he rants. What was he going on about? Oh, everybody I don't like his Hitler. That's that guy? What is his name? Unic, Mr. Kevin P. Unich? That's right. It's his name.

We just named him. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you here, the bottom of this third hour. What is he, is that an actual group, the American opposition? Is that a real group? No, it's not. With his little cap. What is that? going to hold the microphone like this.

Stop it. Jiminy Christmas. So he's, how is Trump? So he literally said Trump was more responsible for more American deaths than his idol Hitler. What is wrong with people? That dude's brain is cheese.

You know it. What is wrong with people? Collie. I mean, I support free speech and everything. But I also think that, you know, I should be able to. make fun of that guy to the nth degree because of it. Good heavens. Of course, not everybody likes free speech. Some people are sensitive male copulatory organs about it. Just saying. So the,

I don't know why. What is he even talking to any of them? How boring is a leftist rally? Think about it. They all stand out there and they don't like to go out in the cold. They don't like to go out in the rain. That's why like none of the riots and stuff, they always wait for summer to do that because, you know, they don't want to be inconvenienced. Seven for bed. But how boring is it? They just sit out there and everyone says the same thing. He is like Hitler. Oh, he is like Hitler.

He's totally Hitler. They all say the same thing over and over again. And they've said the same thing. Just insert Republican president here. They said the same thing about Bush. I remember one time I went to, I crashed a rally, actually. So one of the things that I used to do back in the day is I would crash leftist rallies and when they would there literally was a whole movement called what was it protest

protest crashers and i would and there's probably i'm sure footage out there of it but i would crash these progressive protest keen in downtown st louis and then i would go when i could when i saw like kSDK which is the nbc affiliate or somebody out there interviewing the protesters or rioters I would go in the back and I would either, this is bad. Maybe I don't want to tell a story. I would have a sign that had an expletive that you could not put on air

and it would be something like, you know, I can't even say it. Or I would like make a face or just be generally disruptive and they could never air the footage. So that's, yeah, that was fun though. That was a lot of fun. But I went to one, this is my point of my telling me.

the story. So I went to one of these, like, rallies. I crashed one of these or protests. And I don't know why for a while. You know how like everybody back in like the early odds played hacky sack? Like for whatever reason, everybody played hacky sack. Well, at political rallies for the left, everybody had a pinata. That was like the thing, right? They had a pinata. So somebody made, and I only knew that it was a Bush pinata because someone said it was. It was, because Bush wasn't blonde, was he? He wasn't blonde-headed. I mean, I only remember him having gray hair, but he was another blonde-headed. Okay, so it was a blonde person pinata. It was like a pinata and it was like had blonde hair. I'm not even kidding you. And a little suit. And they held it up and people would take

turns hitting it, you know, in the name of democracy or something. Okay. And I, guys, I sat there and watched it for like a half hour. These idiots could not bust this pinata. They could not hit it. and then you know what when they finally did guess what there was no candy in it i'm like that's typical of a progressive of a liberal protest you get all these people to do the work of bashing this pinata up and there are no candy inside like it opened and you could feel the disappointment from these commies they were like oh like they busted it it's like a dog when a dog rips open a toy and gets all the stuffing out like wick does with all of his stuff and and then what do you do with it after that right they didn't even get it off of the stick.

It was like on a stick and they hit it and like the body came open and the head, it was like a pez dispenser and there was no candy in it. And then they were like, oh, I guess we're done now. It was so stupid and performative. Although later they did get it on the ground and started beating the crap out of it with a stick and then somebody set it on fire with a flag. I don't know. But it was so lame. And that's the other thing. Is it really a progressive rally?

if you don't have some old guy up there who's trying to rip off Brian Johnson from ECDC's look with his cap and he's up there screaming about me everything's Hitler mah and then they're like hitting a pinata and then somebody oh somebody's got a flag that they got to burn that's their thing did you get the did you get the accelerant in the lighter yes I did do you have the flag to burn yes I have that flag I mean it's like they're so that's every single time that is a progressive protest you know one time they were catered did you know this so um i got invited to go to the michael bloomberg's his totally astro-turfed mom's demand which sounds like a name of a film that's like NC17 and not

an actual like grassroots organization and i went there and they had boxed i kid you not you guys and this is all on video they had box lunches and i went up i was like hmm sandwiches And I was going to take one And then one of the women was like, no She put her hand She put her hand on it No Can't I say like these sandwiches are for the

The dumb communist women who only want criminals to have guns You can't have these sandwiches So I don't know But they actually had Like they had it catered That was as boozy AF I've never seen that Well I actually have seen that before

One of the other The last protest I crashed They also had it catered and by catered, I mean, they set up a table and they were literally, they were literally, like, making sandwiches. And then they had a vegan option that was like slaw on bread. I'm not even kidding you. I just, oh my gosh. Why are these people like this?

Ugh. It does make for fun storytelling, though. What's on a commie, Sammy? I mean, everyone's like, Jesus was a socialist. I'm like, no, he's not because he fed people. He actually did things, you know, and fed. the hungry. Oh, Vegas, Larry goes, did they have boxed wine with the box lunches? It's funny that you

asked that because that was the, they all went to the bar down the road. I may or may not have called all the, I may or may not have called police in the area to say there's a bunch of drunk women are going to be driving drunk later, I'm just saying. I may have, I didn't say I did. But literally, their sandwiches for their vegan people, or not vegan, their vegetarian was like, slaw on bread. I'm like, that's just, what? What? Anyway, history shows gold and silver thrive under strong leadership. During President Trump's

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It had the letter S on it. And it was one of 49 number plates that for grabs at the annual lunar new year that was held by their transport department. And it went for that much. I mean, my gosh, if you're going to hand over something that's a government thing, that much money for that stupid, you deserve really, your money. Pope Francis is in the hospital dealing with a complex clinical condition, says the Vatican. What?

Didn't you have like an upper respiratory thing or something? Yeah, they had something. He said polymicrobial or some poly, like something. It was something like he had many, many, many. It sounded super scientific and weird. Many problems. And gross. An upper respiratory like, yeah. Thieves used a U-Hull truck and a smash and grab at Sasquatch Bricks, and they stole $10,000 in

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And apparently, he says this has not been an unusual thing in the Lego community. They do smash and grabs, and that's why Lego has to lock all their stuff up. So I need to start making plastic bricks, is what you're telling me. That's... And a cat was blown up remotely when it went to a neighbor's birdhouse. Jeez.

This is horrible. Of course, is it Britain? Of course it is. Yeah, an 11-year-old cat was left with singed whiskers. And the owner said it was Jeffrey Dahmer kind of stuff. The cat kept getting into the neighbor's birdhouse and so the neighbor

remote detonated it when the cat was inside. And there's video. One way to do it. Stick with us. The cat's okay. Can we talk about the Tom Hanks thing really quick? I didn't watch the SNL 50 thing because I'm not an old Marxist, so I didn't watch it. And I just, I didn't care.

Like I saw the ads for it and I was like, I don't think we can play it because 60 minutes tried to cite us for playing the footage of them laughing about fascism and speech controls. They really don't want people to see it. Tee-hee. We can play the audio. We can play the audio. So this was Tom Hanks, who was apparently trying to be a MAGA voter. Is that correct? Yes.

He was, this is what the left thinks that blue collar workers are like in case you wanted or not. Listen. Oh, thank you. Speaking of church, can I say something? If more folks went to church, we wouldn't be in this mess. We're in now. You know what I agree with you, Doug. I'd like to shake your hand, sir.

Here we go. No. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. It's just a handshake. Yeah, it's a handshake. Yeah, all right. You're welcome at Black Jeopardy anytime.

Oh, well, all right. Well, thank you, my brother. You know, maybe I'll start a show for you to come on, and we'll call it White Jeopardy. No. We don't need it. So this is what they think. And that wasn't even funny. I mean, I'm not offended because I, the left, this is how the left views anyone who's not a Marxist.

This is how they view them. You know, this is the, and then they wonder, well, why can't blue, why don't blue collar workers? vote for us, why don't people in flyover countries or fly over states vote for us? Because you do this to them. Because you think that this is, you, you like try to create this completely off-target caricature of them. That's why. That's so stupid and hateful. But I just didn't think it was funny. I'm not offended because it wasn't clever. I'm only offended if it's something smarter than I would say. I'm only clever or I'm only offended if I think it's cleverer than me. Because my offense is born of a jealousy. But I'm not offended by this. This is just stupid. And I thought

he actually went and did this on stage. That's so lame. Bless the little hearts. That's all they have. I bet he thought that was real funny when he was like workshopping it with the writers, right? In the writing room. I bet he thought it was funny. So the left is like, look at the right. The right is so offended by Tom Hanks and they're so sensitive. The people who got mad about Indian on butter, an Indian on butter are upset that some people on the right thought it was offensive, right? Those people. The people that got mad over pancake syrup think that some of the folks on the right are being too sensitive that Tom Hanks literally went out and was like trying to act like a racist in order to portray like all mega people is racist.

You know, the people who are upset over food items and packaging. I mean, you can't make this stuff up. I just didn't think it was funny. And I felt bad for Kenan Thompson because he's actually funny. And I felt like Tom Hanks was, you know, how much you want to bet that he like pitched this idea? And, you know, poor Kenan Thompson had to like go through with one of the most unfunny segments. It's just not funny. It really just isn't funny.

And I've laughed at stuff. Even if they, you know, if people make jokes. at everyone's expense. And this is one of the reasons why South Park is just so popular. Because there are no sacred cows. I think what is there saying that they'll make hamburger out of all your sacred cows or something like that was like a saying that goes like that. There are no sacred cows with South Park.

And that's why there's respect there because everybody is up to get hit. And it's funny because you know that there are no limitations with where they're going to go for a joke, Whereas with S&L, they're like, ha, ha, you're Hitler. And then everyone's supposed to laugh at that. Like, what the hell is wrong with the left? I mean, when did they become so unbelievably unfunny? And they don't even have the virtues of me to call them Neopuritans. I'm going to correct myself because they used to call them Neopuritans.

But, you know, at least Neopyrotans, you know, they had a, you know, they had a whole, like, belief set. I don't even know what the left believes. They're not like us. You're Hitler. And men also have vaginas. Like, what are you even? I just, they're a mess. They don't know who they are.

They're having an existential crisis right now. And then, guys, on top of that, there's slush funds going away. Oh, I don't feel bad for them at all. I mean, you, like, you guys deserve it because you put everybody through hell for, like, how many years. Just saying. So this is just, you know, a correction. It's a, it's a correction is all it is.

But it's just not funny. They're not funny. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.