The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Senora Kamala!

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. A Florida Man removed 20 Burmese pythons from the Everglades winning a contest. This is actually a big deal down there. What did it happen? Because somebody ended up having a pet at some point. They let it go.

And then the population just went crazy. This guy, Ronald Kiger, won $10,000 in the Florida Python Challenge. after the annual 10-day hunt because they are an invasive species that can destabilize the entire ecosystem. And so they have this challenge that they do every year. And this guy ended up, he tipped the skills this year. He reached first place by one python. It's a 10-day hunt. They have 800 people from 33 states.

And they compete for $25,000 in prize money. And they have novice, professional, military, different categories. and they had in total 195 Burmese pythons removed from the wild. And that's, I mean, that's wild. They said that the female can lay like 50 to 100 eggs at a time. They have to humanely kill them and then they have to turn their carcasses into three check-in stations. So, because they are invasive. I mean, they will just, just wreck a whole area.

So, wow. This guy, this dad. I mean, would you do anything different? Imagine you find a peeping Tom. looking into your daughter's bedroom window. That's what happened at this Flager County father, a Florida dad, took matters into his own hands when he found a peeping Tom peering into his daughter's bedroom window. The guy camped out, this guy, the dad, September 13th, he had a Louisville slugger and a beer,

and he camped out in his backyard waiting for the suspect, who he said had been terrorizing their neighborhood. He was a peeping Tom. That's been going to multiple houses. and he said the daughter saw him. And then the dad said that he saw the guy at his daughter's window looking in. He goes, I said a couple choice words. And when he turned toward me, I swung the bat.

He said he was a pretty big dude. So I was going for his head. And when I did, he started to run. They have security footage showing the dad, chasing him down, yelling out to the neighbors to call the cops. And you can hear the dad yelling. Where are you? There's a lot of expletives. But he goes, where are you going?

Boy, come here. I've got something for you. They find, the suspect was caught, creeping around multiple neighbors' homes, spying on women. And the, like, one, one, uh, guy said that his wife saw the silhouette of a guy in her backyard in the porn rain just staring at her and it scared her half to death.

And all these people have been seeing this. So the, uh, they, they're, they're getting him. This is wild. They got, his name's Damien Smith. Golly, what a devilish name.

He's charged with aggravated stalking, voyeurism, prowling. thousand dollar bond. He had made a bomb threat at a Flager High School in 2013. So the sheriff, Rick Staley, Flager County, praised the dad for his hands-on approach. He goes, I want to kind of put a cape on and go find another bad guy. That's what the dad said. That's awesome. But the guy, apparently he admitted to deputies that he gets a thrill from watching people, women, particularly in their homes. This guy sounds like a serial killer. This Damon Smith guy, he's 29 years old. He sounds like a serial killer. Does he not? Golly, I swear I've seen this movie. It's crazy.

And we're almost, well, we're out of time. I've got a couple other ones. I'll share those with you tomorrow. Hi, I'm Matthew, a theater major at Hillsdale College. Here's Hillsdale President, Dr. Larry Arne, with a Constitution Minute. The great Abraham Lincoln described the Constitution

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houses when they couldn't even build the EV stations. Remember, they were really trying that. They were really trying to do that and it didn't happen. How many did they say they were going to build like a million or something like that? Five hundred thousand. It was like seven. Five or six. Yeah, something. Something just ridiculous. So yeah, it's, um, she hasn't really done a whole hell of a lot. I, I mean, I would think that houses, you know, that's a lot more go a lot more goes into building those than, you know, just the EV charging stations, right, Kane? I mean, I'm not like a, you know, I'm not a construction worker or a contractor, but just feel like that's probably a lot different.

Oh, yeah, it's a lot different. Plus, the logic here is she should really be working on bringing prices down, not taking our money to close the gap between the overinflated prices and where everyone is in their income today. She's losing it. I, I mean, it's. It's just why. We're going to talk to Carol Roth about all of this coming up,

especially after the Fed cut, you know, 50 basis points yesterday. I mean, this is... It's a bandaid. It's a band-aid. It's like a cheap band-aid, the ones that don't stick so good. A be-sting band-aid. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Oh, welcome back.

Dana Lash, the bottom of this first hour. Hey, she had a new accent, Kane. Audio sound by four. Kamala had a new accent that she debuted while speaking to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, listen to how fluent she sounds. I love you back. I love your back.

Good God. Why? Why? What do people do that? I've heard the explanation. It's called code switching. Code switching. Yeah. And apparently, whenever you're in front of a crowd of a certain ethnicity,

you tend to take on the, vernacular and the speaking techniques of what the majority of the crowd speaks like. So it's called code switch. Like they're excusing this. Is it a way to empathize or Yeah, they're trying to say it's for empathy. But

in reality, this is all a bunch of BS and she's only doing it to pander. But they're giving it an excuse. Yeah, it sounds like it. That's who boy. Yeah, I love you too. Imagine if Trump changed his accent.

He ate a taco salad. Right. And they got mad at him. You guys, this is like probably one of my favorite, most outrageous of the left. He ate legit, remember this? You guys remember this? What was this?

Sanco de Mayo. Yeah, it was actually. And he legit ate a taco salad that he got from his restaurant. He was in his restaurant. He was sitting at his desk. This before he was elected in 2016 had a taco salad. And he had it at his desk. And he's like, oh, happy Sanco de Mayo.

He's like, I love Hispanic culture. and everyone, everyone said you're pandering because he's eating a taco salad, you know. So the right? The favorite food of the Irish. The right cannot celebrate culture because then the left just calls it racism. But the left can totally do what Kamala does

and what Hillary does and what they all do in front of the crops. I mean, saying that you like Hispanic food is not appropriation, that's celebration of a culture, pretending that you have a Spanish accent a la Hillary Baldwin or whatever her name is. And pretending that you're Spanish. that's appropriation. And do you know what Kamala did? That sounds like appropriation.

I got hot sauce in my purse, right, Hillary? Yeah, exactly. That's pandering. And it's so cringe. Like, you don't, you don't, how do they go in front of a big group of people and not be embarrassed that they're doing this? Like, oh, these people know that I'm not.

I mean, they look at her and they're like, okay, you're not Hispanic. Why are you, why did you just cop a Hispanic accent with us? Like, they look at Hillary Clinton. You're not black. Why are you all of a sudden trying to cop like the, you know, the Southern Baptist preacher speaking technique with maybe a little bit of Jesse Jackson flare? What's up? Why are you doing that?

You know what I mean? Like they don't, normal people like us would be, we would be, we would embarrass ourselves to death. And more than one occasion, they'll go as far as playing Despacito while they're sitting at the lectin. It's unbelievable. Joe Biden did they all remember? It's unbelievable. Well, he tried to play it off his phone and then he couldn't figure it out. and an aide had to go up.

And then he had to be like, yeah, I have Despacito on my phone. And then C-Say Poitway. I mean, it's one thing to get the accent correctly when you're saying a word. Like Joe Biden doesn't. It's another thing to do. Like, Kamala Harris went full on Hillary Baldwin. Or how do you say your name? She changed her name.

She's like this white chick from Boston. And then she's like, no, I am Hispanic. How you say cucumber? She did her cooking show. How you say cucumber? It's like, but you're from Boston. You know how to. to say cucumber. The P15, this is a great company, and this is a great firearm. If you are

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and they spotted a bronze blade in the Nile Delta, and they claimed it, and they said it had the intricacies of the ornamental cartouche, the personal emblem used by the pharaohs, still visible. It had not lost its reflective shine. and they said that they're going to put it in the museum, but good night. I just feel like, and that how the mummy comes back

and all that stuff like they found? Like they pulled the, I'm just saying. It's very pretty, but this is where I'd be totally craved out as an archaeologist, because I read all that stuff about the guy who,

the family that owns the house where Downton Abbey's filmed. That's the family that did like the King Tut's stuff and they said it was the Pharaoh's curse and all this that play. It's fascinating. You should read about it.

And everyone's like, thanks, Dana. Our history is now terrifying. We're so happy. Let's see. This Supreme Court, we're going to talk about this coming up. An Alaska man was charged with threatening to assassinate six Supreme Court justices. Which ones? All the conservative ones. It was only the conservative justices. And he's been accused as 76-year-old guy has sent over 465 messages to them through the online portal. According to court filings, he's threatened to kill them, kill them, torture them, hang them, behead them, execute them, assassinate all kinds of things. stuff and encouraged other people to join him in committing acts of violence. So, and it's all, he didn't like their decisions. That's what he said. He disliked their decisions and they're all the conservative ones. We're going to come back to that. Starlink says the government is increasingly interfering with astronomy. That dang private sector. How dare they do that? That's ultimately what I think it comes down to. Don't you think it's a way for them to try to ding a private entity?

I think so. EasyJet, flight mayhem. A back of I thought this said vipers at first, and I was like, ooh, snakes on a plane. No, it's boring. A bag of vapes exploded on a London-bound flight, and an evacuating passenger injured themselves on the evacuation slide. I mean, it's a slide. How you go down it. I didn't even know how that happens, but, you know, it did. And passports now can be renewed online in the United States, according to the State Department. U.S. passports can now be renewed online adult ones. They're rolling out a system bypassing the traditional method that requires printing out a form and mailing a check. And in this situation, I cannot take sides. The violence, it abams, a bomb no matter where it goes off. I think that there's also a question of the numbers of people who are killed. And it certainly is a lopsided situation there that the Palestinians really don't stand much of a chance. What? If they're trying to compete with a machine.

Oh, my gosh. Shut up. You know what? They shouldn't have attacked a country and murdered innocent women and children, babies. This was, first off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you, top of the second hour. Channel 347 DirecTV. The chats at Rumble were also on X.

So that's Joan Baez. Don't get mad at me for the older members of my audience. I could not tell you a single song this chick is saying. All I know is that she is not one of the good hippies. she's like the calmly dirty feet and burkenstock hippie. Isn't that correct, Kane? Are you familiar with her? Who sat around at MSNBC's Morning Joe?

And it's like, you know what we need? We need one of those dirty Marxist hippies to come over. The one who sounds like she plays the guitar with her dirty Birkenstock feet. Let's have her on the show. Let's get checks notes. Joan Baez's take on this. Really? Who else can you get from?

the days of your. Good night. I don't even know what song she's done. Why the hell is her thoughts on what's happening with Israel defending itself relevant right now? Well, the Palestinians can't go against the machine. Israel has every right to defend itself. The elected government of the people who live in Gaza, Hamas attacked them. Their country that they love still, Hamas, they love this representation. They were going to vote for it again. They attacked Israel. And Hamas still enjoys an over 63% approval rating in Gaza. So their government, Gazans government, because Palestine's a fake thing, it doesn't exist. Just like we don't pretend that the phrase an assault weapon is real or we pretend that guys who tuck and put on lipstick are chicks.

We also don't pretend that made up places like Palestine exists or that's a real ethnicity entity or country. It's not supported by 2,000 years of antiquity. So stop. If you want to use Hadrian spiteful word to describe people that he thought of as enemies and renamed their land after a long. ago defeated enemy that was actually based in Crete, the Philistines, then you can go right ahead. But we we like to actually play in science and history here. That said, who thought, like, let's have her on. Why? Why? They have, again, every right to defend themselves against being attacked. So where was the concern then? It's always, oh, well, now we got to feel sorry for the people that

are getting their butts kicked because they decided to try to carry, well, they carried out an act of genocide against Israel was an act of war. Good grief. Joan Baez. What, name me a song she's done, Kane. She's been out there since the 60s. I don't know anything she's done. I know that she did a lot of covers.

Oh, did she? Yeah, she did that much I know. She did some covers. So she's basically a cover artist. No better than a cover artist. It's like playing at a hula hands. Steve goes, who cares about jaw rule things about 9-11? Yeah, right?

It's like getting jaw rule. Jaw Rule. Ja, what do you think about? What do you think about all this? You and Joan. Let's get Joan Baez, Jha rule. Who else can we get to fill out our trifecta of talking heads on MSNBC? Like, is that just a morning Joe thing? Isn't he, he's like one of the bad boomers, right? There are some good boomers because they helped raise Gen X. But we're talking, and I don't want to get hate mail from you, people. We're specifically talking about the Jardy Marxist hippies. So who sits around and is like, let's bring this old relic up. Let's go dust her off from the museum of DGAF. I think he and Mika think they're Gen X.

Shut up. No, they don't. I think they do. Shut up. They're like 60 and 70 years old. Isn't he like 70? Morning Joe? Yeah.

He's like, all. older than dirt, isn't he? I'll have to look that up. I don't know. He's 61. Oh, see, I was, no offense, guys. But he's old. And he's mean. The fact that he's mean and not cool makes it worse, right? He's like, I'm going to tie the sweater around my shoulders kind of d-bag. That's that guy. And they got, every time I talk about him, they, because they used to obsessively watch everything I said, and they would freak out on their show every morning if I ever spoke about them. So, you know, just sign this with a kiss.

So anyway. Well, it looks like if Gen X is 1960s. Shut up. I'm not even hearing this. No, you know what? Let me tell you something. Sir, gatekeeper. You act like that you're the gatekeeper for Gen X

and you're trying to shove me out so you can get this boomer in? I'm just. Oh, hail, H-A-I-L-No. We'll fight right now in this segment. We'll throw down. I'm just looking at what the Internet is saying about the dates for J-N-X.

Now, tinfoil, you're going to look at the internet? No, I'm just saying this is what it is. I'm not even dealing with you right now. You're grounded. I'm just saying, it's possible they both think. They can think it, but it doesn't mean it's real any more than the guy who's like, it's a ma'am, is a woman, right? How you do, fellow kids? How do you do, fellow kids?

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