The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Shirley, You Can't Be Serious?

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

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meaning it's all women? I'm going to need, so I can't be completely blamed solely. I'm going to need everyone to let me know on a scale of 1 to 10. How straightforward do you want me to be with you on this? Can I choose 11? Well, Kane says 11. I don't know what the chat chooses, but... I think they're going to go with 11.

They may not. You've got some very sensible people in that room. I don't know. You've got some of the rabble rousers. That's true. I feel like the chat is mature enough to take the 11 truth. Okay. We'll see what they say.

We'll see what they say. But this crash in Toronto, and thankfully there were no fatalities or anything that came from that. But there's a lot of... interesting stuff, though, that has come out in the meantime about the crash and about how they conduct business. And one of those, I mean, you have the endeavor flight crew and they've been really big on having it, I guess what, all ladies. I don't know. They wanted a lady, all lady flight.

So they called it an unmanned flight. They were, I don't know. I don't know how much that contributed to what happened in Toronto. separate from that what I am going to say and if you're offended by this I am not door the explorer and I may not be for you if I get on a plane and it's all broads I'm off I ain't dealing with it

I'm not dealing with it if I get on a plane and it's a bunch of broads that are trying to make TikTok music videos of themselves instead of preparing the damn plane for flight I'm off now I say that because they literally did that So there is a video out there And I don't know how much of it we can play

Because of all the copyrighted music on it Yes We can play maybe a couple seconds of the music But then we'll turn that volume down So you can kind of see the absurdity Okay first thought can I just interject The chat is entirely irresponsible They said level 20

Level 20 Yeah Things catch on fire at that level Newfound respect for the chat You are inciting them sir I'm not I'm just agreeing You guys out in Rumble You ignore what you're going to

he just said. Lorraine says it's 15 to 20. Okay. If I got on a plane and it's a bunch of bitches doing MIA, you know, Live Fast, Die Young, I'm going to get off that plane. That's what's going to happen. So these chicks made a video and I don't know if this was directed by Endeavor's flight crew or if these chicks decided to do it themselves.

But they did this video that they put up on TikTok and it's them jamming to a bunch of different songs, including MIA, who's an artist. that I liked before it became popular for Seenster Conservatives to like her. MIA's 2013 single, Bad Girls, which has a story behind the song and the accompanying

video. So they did this, and Juan can show you some of it. They did this video where I guess they had the mom from the Incredibles. They used, which was, they used her lyrics, and then they were playing MIA's bad girls

at the beginning of this video clip. and they were talking about unmanned flights, and it's all the ladies going through. Look, the ladies checking the plane. The ladies here. The ladies dancing. And oh, my gosh, I just cannot. No offense, girls, but this does not inspire passenger confidence. And I don't even know if any of these women were the ones that were flying the plane.

Say this is so. Okay, full stop, full stop. Full stop. We're going to talk about the video in a minute. What? Why are you making a video about a plane using a song that talks about dying? Like right in the first measure. Why? Why? Why do that? Look, we're going to live fast and die young. Great motto for a plane. Fly with us. We're going to die young. What the hell? What's happening? Who's directing this? Gosh, is it Captain Extensions? I don't know.

So why that's not the best song choice. Sidebar. Why they didn't use paper planes? I don't know. MIA sung paper planes, which was made very, very famous by Danny Boyle's film that included, what was it? It was like the game show, it was set in India. And I was talking to it like the rags to riches getting around the class system, all that stuff. That actually would have been more appropriate. But they decided to use this video. Why did they decide to use MIA's 2013 bad girls? Here's why. When that video came out, at the time, Saudi Arabia did not allow legally women to drive. Women could not drive. Very patriarchal society. Women could not like drive. They could not get in a car and drive themselves to a doctor appointment. They couldn't do any of that stuff. So M. I and she got a lot of criticism because

they were saying that she was using Arabian stereotypes in her video. And I think that those people are just being stupid and sensitive. Because to say that she's, you know, somehow cliche is assinine. But her video was a protest music video against Saudi Arabia's then ban on women driving. And I say then ban because when they got the new king in Saudi Arabia, he changed that. And he does, and now women can drive in Saudi Arabia. But at the time when they were doing this video and it was about basically they had Saudi, presumably Saudi women, it was filmed in Morocco and they were on this like desert dirt track and they were drifting and doing all kinds of tricks and stuff like that.

And it was a bunch of Saudi men that were watching these women racing cars. And it was supposed to be this, you know, kind of fist in the air. Yeah, well, Saudi women can't drive. Here we are. You know, we enjoy this just like anybody else. So it was kind of like a protest video. So hijacking that song and trying to say that it is a great soundtrack to women in the United States who are free to do whatever they want to do.

And actually making what I think is an inherently. reverse discriminatory video where you're you're celebrating women doing basic stuff that doesn't need to be celebrated. And this is one of the things I don't understand about the insipidness of feminism. Basic bitches doing basic stuff. Woo. Why do you have to sit here and celebrate and a high five every time you do a basic human activity? Stop it. If you don't want there to be two levels, then stop acting like you're specialer than everybody else. Just because you have a vagina. I'm so done with it. That being said, That was so dumb to use that song Because it's not even comparable.

Number one. Number two, it is absolutely Asinine that you're making a video About flying a plane and you're talking about dying in it. And then several months later, you literally flip a plane out of the sky. I don't know if a broad was flying it or not. I'm just saying it's not a good look.

You know, it's not a good luck. It's not a good luck. It could have used like what? Another one bites the dust by Queen? Like is there a worst song they could have used? for that. I mean, it's like you're using a buddy holly song, you know, while you're making a video about coming and flying with us and you play a buddy holly track. You see what I'm saying? It's just dumb. And then it makes me question, if you know so little about music, then what else do you not

know about? Right? And I just, I don't want, I don't take any of this seriously. When I, if I, look, if I'm getting on a plane and if it's going to be all women, give me a bunch of like all Butchy German ladies, okay? I'm going to I'm going to trust that more than I will extensions McGee. Does that mean to say, I don't care. I don't care. I'm just

going to trust that kind. I'm just, you know, I'm going to trust that more. That's that level 11 truth we've been looking for. I mean, I can go harder. I mean, I'm so tired of this like, girl boss, shut up. It's annoying. If you constantly have to tell everybody you're a boss, guess what? You're not.

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The, what? A Caledonia area daycare apparently got in trouble for using melatonin spray, and they are promising parents that it won't be used again. What in the world? So they say that parents are upset after this daycare center in Michigan. Sprayed kids sleeping mats with melatonin without their knowledge. Yeah, you can't be doing that kind of stuff. That's goofy.

They said they used Dr. Teal's sleep. spray with melatonin and essential oil. Some of that stuff smells like liquidized hippie. Stop it. Nobody wants to smell like a dirty armpit. Nobody wants their kids to lay down on a cot or a mat that smells like that. And they said that it's not been approved by FDA like that matters for using by kids. Don't be spraying stuff on other people's kids where they sleep. Stop it. Just do your damn jobs. You know, tire the kids out with activities and they'll take naps without having to use a sleep aid, idiots. A. Wow. Wow. What is this headline?

Okay. A restaurant called, it's actually called Chubby Chicks. In Philadelphia, a restaurant called Chubby Chicks is the business owner is claiming she's being bullied by people who are not happy that she's there. And they said it's a very fancy restaurant. We don't want our fancy area. We don't want a place called Chubby Chicks there. What is the, what does Chubby Chicks do? because the article does not say literally anything about it.

And I'm like, I envision large portions. What? Large portions. That's what the restaurant does. That's all it is? Well, what's wrong with that? I envision that. I don't really know because, like you said, it's not in the article.

Yeah, I mean, like what, I hear, I look at this up. What is what the, I mean, if that's all it is, then why is that a big deal? If it's just larger portions. I guess they hate the name. So they, yeah, they don't like the name. And the restaurants, there's one publication that said they're dividing the neighborhood with upset patrons. I don't even get brief. If it's not like a strip club of fat chicks, then what's the problem?

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taxpayers like you and me. Doge is set to save $2 trillion over the next two years. There are 78 million taxpaying households in America. That means that 25, thousand dollars per household is what's being saved by doche 20,000 of that goes towards the national debt and the other thousand, the other 5,000 needs to go right back to households in the form of a doge dividend, a check saying that the federal government misused your funds, we abused them, we sent it to the transgender opera in Colombia. We did not do right by you. And now it is the beginning of earning public. So this is James, mark that for me. I've got to come back to that. That's James fishback. He's this entrepreneur, you know, he's a money dude. And so I want to set up the whole

narrative that's trending today about Musk and the $5,000 to every Tom Dick and Harry in the US of A. Because this is, this came up on social media. That guy's video. And there was a conversation and Musk had responded. And all he said was, you know, I'll ask the president or I'll talk to the president, I think was his tweet. So he never said that he liked it. And or that he wanted to do it, but that doesn't stop these over-eager reporters from, you know, mouth breathing all over their keyboard and going, oh my gosh, this is what Elon Musk is personally himself mulling over, giving $5,000 to everyone. And he didn't actually say that.

He just responded to someone, like, acknowledged what they said and was like, okay, then, you know, I'll say something to the president about it. That's, you know, or I'll ask the president is what he said. And it is a real creative stretch to say that he's mulling sending all Americans $5,000 checks. And that's what Forbes ran with. So wanted to set that up because that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. It is so stupid. It kills brain cells without alcohol.

It is dumber than heels on crocs. it is that stupid. Ask yourself, when the last time the government's sending checks out to everyone worked well? Oh, the COVID checks. That wasn't, there was no waste, fraud, or abuse there at all, right? That was all A-OK. What about those stimmy checks? Every time the stimmy checks have gone out, that's always been great, hasn't it?

This is why I say, and it's not Musk's idea. the media just wants to set him up to go at him. He responded to someone else who is proposing the idea. Musk didn't endorse it. You know, good grief. So the reason it's dumb is because have you seen our deficit lately? We are on the edge of a cliff. I mean, we, I know that what's his face?

John Kennedy down in Louisiana says this is a joke. I'm not kidding you. We actually may all be living in the desert eating cat food at some point. point. I mean, that's a very real possibility. And I don't know if it's going to be like cane, like the kind that you have to put water in and basically bring it back to life or if it's going to be the crappy burnt kibble. I don't know. But at some point it's going to happen. Stock up, y'all. You got a remedy. You have to pay down the deficit first. That's a real thing. We're tax to death. We have zero incentive to be burdened more after learning how badly our taxes

have been wasted. I mean, this is, this is, it's, it's an, it's an, it's an, it's an assinine proposal. It's not something that's like saying, okay, well, we're half a million dollars in debt. You know what we're going to do to remedy that? We're going to get rid of our Amazon Prime subscription. That's right. We feel so much better. Let's go to the casino. That's what that is. That's how that works. It's true. It's a completely accurate comparison. And why would everyone get $5,000? No, I paid six figures in taxes. Do you realize that there are more people who pay into the system than not? No, not everyone pays their fair share and the people bitching about it are the ones you don't. So this is, and if you think it stops at 5,000, people will keep demanding

more and more and more. You have to pay down the deficit first. That's the biggest issue. The other issue is you have to immediately stop this stupid government spending. It is the fact that you have no idea what all we're spending money on is proof that we're spending money on things that we shouldn't be spending money on. I mean, you know, everything should be Article 1, Section 8, cut it to there, cut spending. You would have, oh my gosh, your coffers would overflow. All throughout history, whenever taxes have increased revenue to the government's actually decreased. This has been, even back in Kennedy's day in the 60s, he actually understood this, which is why he was a proponent of tax cuts and less government spending.

Of course, he would have been quasi-crucified today, but that's, that used to be where Democrats were, if it gives you any insight. No, we have to have tax cuts, and then we have to cut government spending, and we have to pay down the deficit. it requires an austerity that frankly i don't think this nation has the stomach for i don't think we can do it in fact i would bet everything on the fact that we're not going to do it i know that you want to hear something super happy you get you know your retired semi-retired goth former not really former darya to just give you the straight truth that's my perspective on it i'm i i don't want to I don't want to set you up for a great emotional fall because I feel like if I tell you anything different, I'm lying to you.

Now, I don't really think that it's necessarily a reflection on the administration, although in some part it can be. Trump has an amazing bully pulpit. If he so chose, he could use that on all of these people that are dragging their feet in Congress. You know, we have these big fights about, you know, who's going to be in what seed. and, you know, I'm going to get, I cannot stand the power jockeying fights. I think it shrinks brains.

It does. It shrinks brains. It shrinks your jimmies. How about that? Like, I don't know how else. It makes everybody low tea and estrogen dominant. I don't know. It's a horrible thing.

I can't stand the power jockeying. Everyone wants the cocktail invites. They want to be power adjacent. They want to be pictured at the White House. You know, it's so dumb. I just want to be left the hell of line. and leave my money alone and just govern responsibly. And I think most everyone wants that.

And I think there are some Republicans in Congress that want that. But it's irrelevant because they're weak. They're all so terrified. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.