The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: South Park's Unfunny Return

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

Dana reacts to Wednesday’s episode of South Park which featured FCC Chair Brendan Carr getting poisoned with Plan B and having a bathroom accident. Meanwhile, Apple TV+ puts the release of their highly anticipated show, “The Savant”, on hold fueling speculation that they were going to set a bad example for a Charlie Kirk-type character.Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Boll&Branchhttps://BollandBranch.com/DanaShow Level up your sleep with Boll&Branch. Get 15% off your first set plus free shipping. PreBornhttps://PreBorn.com/DANA Or DIAL #250 Say the keyword BABY. That’s #250, BABY. Together, we can save lives — one mom and one baby at a time.Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTurn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today! Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/danaGet your hands on the new compact Byrna CL. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DanaDana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service with code DANA.HumanNhttps://HumanN.comSupport your cholesterol health with SuperBerine and the #1 bestselling SuperBeets Heart Chews—both on sale for $5 off at Sam’s Club. Boost your metabolic health and save!Keltechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSee the third generation of the iconic SUB2000 and the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its best.All Family Pharmacyhttps://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/Dana Start today and take your health back with All Family Pharmacy. Use code DANA10 to save 10% and enjoy your health, your choice, no more waiting, no more “no’s.”

Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. And what they do is they pray on our decency. They're praying on our decency. They're praying on our ability to speak the truth to power. That's what this whole anti-fascist move is. Notice they don't call out an organization. call it anti-fascism, okay? Because they don't want you fighting against fascism. But that's what we're

doing here. I am made of jokes right now, and I'm trying to sift through them mentally to figure out which one is appropriate. Kane, can I say, sorry, give me a second, can I say, can I say that? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Most of that's okay. Okay, so I said, well, who shoved a porcupine up his ass. Like who? Why is he every, have you noticed that every time you hear him talk, he's just so mad about everything. Oh my gosh. What is fascist? Didn't he think he to define it? Matter of fact, I think Cambridge and other places have been redefining what fascism is and not at all pinning it on the left where it absolutely belongs. I'm so done with this. He's, so he's mad because, what, it's a day that ends in why? What? What is he my? What is he my?

about today? And how does the Incredible Hulk sound more articulate? I feel like he than human Mark Ruffalo. Mark Hamill are in a B-I-S-H-H-off. Right? I didn't see anything sassy. Look, I'm telling you, I ain't Big Bird.

Don't be sitting your kids in front of me for screen time, okay, because they will walk away hating the Fed and thinking all taxes are theft and they're going to want to buy a gun. So I'm just being warning you now. Or you may like that. That's something. my kids were raised. Anyway, I feel like he had Mark Campbell are constantly in a fight to see who can be the biggest whiner on the left. I don't know. Did you, guys, by the way, did you guys hear the story of the Jezebel? I remember we had it as a headline. It's a website named after a whore

that a bunch of other women think is empowering to write under. Can you imagine telling your parents? Yes, I write for a website named after a biblical whore, Jezebel. who ended up getting her just desserts. And, I mean, let's not forget how she ended. I mean, way to go and picking a winner there, ladies. Anyway, they were talking about these witches that put a curse, the story of the witches that were cursing Charlie Kirk, and then people were reacting to it,

and all the people on the left were like, gosh, what is this? The 1600s? How dare you guys? I can't believe you guys are getting mad over these witches. Like, what is wrong with it? It's not the 1600s. You are the people who literally flay your male copulatory organs and turn them into,

Frankenginers and then you want everyone to believe that you're a lady. You guys literally believe that with the snap of your fingers you can bippity boppity boos and boobs on. You guys are literally the people who get upset over pancake syrup and pancake mixes and butter and everything else. And you're going to get, you're going to try to point fingers at other people for objecting to the story of individuals cursing someone? Yeah, maybe you ought to be. reminded that it isn't the 1600s. Welcome to 2025 where women can vote and they can do more than just be abortion machines for Planned Parenthood. Welcome to 2025 where we women can do math and we realized that we were getting screwed over a barrel by the last Democrat administration.

You know, it's not, yeah, you're right, ladies, it's not the 1600s anymore. Also, find a better Boutica other than a whore from the Bible who ended up getting thrown to her death. Good night. Our partners over at Helltech, PR 57, I think. is one of my favorite five sevens it's a rotary barrel pistol chambered in five seven super light 40% lighter than the competition shoots like a dream two trigger sweet uh really simple easy field strip really low recoil re low recoil as well and uh if you're wondering how is it lighter than all of the competition it's i mean it's a five seven they accomplish this in a couple of different ways so you have the rotary barrel number one that contributes to the lightweight design but also a very

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platforms. So they did I'll just tell you they did a spoof on Brendan Carr and apparently it shows car falling down greased stairs he eats a laced

stew that makes him soil his pants he lands into the hospital with toxoplasmosis what is that game I don't know You know all these things. I've seen it before, but I don't know. Anyway, and the doctor warns, if the toxoplasmosis parasite gets to his brain, I'm afraid he may lose his freedom of speech. And then Vice President J.D. Vance in the show is overjoy that cars in critical condition since he wants any potential roadblocks to his presidency out of the way.

And he threatens car on his hospital bed. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. and the that's what they I mean I still think the way they do vance is actually funny that is actually funny like I think it's because they use all the memes of his head for his face and it's hysterical but the car thing

I'm going to need a little bit more than someone deuce in their drawers man to laugh at you know I'm going to need it a little bit by the way can I just say how much does the South Park version of Brendan Carr look like the actual version of Brendan Carr. Like when they did Barbara Streisand, it didn't look anything like her. When they did Robert Smith, it didn't look anything like him.

This looks just like Brendan Carr. If he does not make this like his masthead on X, I'm going to be really disappointed. I think we know him enough to know that he's going to love that. Yeah, he will actually like it. But that's just not funny. Like I wanted to be funny. Make it funny. Like there's, there are things that you can do.

without going, oh, he, you know, blanked his pants. You know what I loved about what they did, you know, over these past couple few years is they've taken the media narrative of what's going on and used that as comedy because they knew it was absurd. But now what they're doing is sort of supporting the current media narrative, which is absurd. Yeah. And it's, and they know how this stuff works.

They know how regulation of airwaves works. And I told you guys yesterday, you know, when Sinclair filed the complaint with the FCC, and they said that they were not going to read they were not going to have his show that that is for people who aren't in broadcasting that's that is the um standard operating procedure and that okay somebody this uh the this cluster or these stations or this company they filed this notice the FCC has to look at it so that's the only reason why the FCC was even involved in the first place is because that actually is they're required by statute that that's how they follow up anyway long story short.

It's not a First Amendment issue. And I think it belittles the First Amendment issue. Just say it's a First Amendment issue. These are the company, and we talked about this. I'm not going to relitigate it. These are the companies that, you know, they have to do what they think is right by their listeners. And that's their right to do so also. They also, those stations also have rights.

My whole issue is I, I've watched South Park since the beginning. And I feel like sometimes, like all shows, they go through peaks and valleys, right? And some of the valleys, you know, they've gone through this before where they're just not as funny and then they come back new season and it's funny again. I don't want comedy to suffer any more than it has. Comedy's already suffered so much because of the woke stuff and you can't laugh at things that are funny. I don't want unbridled progressive rage to take over and kill comedy because just trying to create things as a means of shock to exercise your rage, that's not funny. That's just boring.

Any basic animal can do that. Any basic animal can be shocking. You know, I've seen apes throw feces shocking. I've seen dogs eat vomit, shocking. Anything can be shocking. it doesn't take a lot of wit it doesn't take a lot of creativity I just expected a little bit more

right be funnier I don't care who you make fun of just please for the love of all things holy be funny showing somebody oh look can you believe it he fell on the stairs they're grow oh my gosh he's got a pair oh he crabbed his pants oh that's not funny that's just basic and I know they can do better than this I don't know maybe they had to switch some stuff out because of the Kirk

stuff and this was all they could cobble together that week I don't know but it just seemed flat. Although the JD Vance thing is always funny. And I, you know, I don't dislike Vance. I don't dislike, you know, I like him. I, I just, it's funny. But this isn't funny. It wouldn't funny. I don't know. The Cartman thing, even being Kirk was funny. This isn't funny, though. It just seems like they were mad and they thought, we're going to try to troll him. At some point, trolling someone is just, it just gets annoying for the viewer. If all you're doing is the same outrage, and this is some advice. for some people on the right. If all you're doing is just every day you're outraged, oh my gosh, and you just, you are so outraged, you forget how to be funny. That's when it just blows for the viewer. It's just bad. And I don't want them to be like this because I feel like in some respects, they sort of prevented the left from entirely losing their sense of humor because most of the left has. And it's just, does that make sense?

I just don't it just gets boring. Doesn't it get boring when all you're doing every day is trolling? It's the same stuff. Every stupid day. Oh, let's see what predictable garbage they came out with the day. It's just not funny anymore. Just be funny. Damn.

Quit being so damn sensitive. Goodness. It's not the punk rock South Park that I, you know, that I remember. And of all the people to get, you know, Jimmy Kimmel was, I think Disney was trying to offload him and then they realized, gosh, maybe we should just, it's their pain protection. Jimmy Kimmel is their version of pain, the woke mafia, protection. Don't do anything to us. That's what this says.

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It's time for Dana's Quick 5. The new, this makes me, oh, this better not be electric. I didn't read this story before. These are the ones they like to surprise me with. New fastest car on the planet beats Bugatti to record speeds of 308.4 miles per hour. Now there's some asterix here. Oh my gosh. It's an electric vehicle.

Burn all of these plants. I am so done. with it. I don't think that counts. I think it's, I think electric vehicles are like the trannies of the car world. They are. You can quote me on it forever because they are and I'm right and I'm tired of pretending that I'm not. Again, I'm under the weather super crappy and I hate EVs. So it and Kane, it gets even worse. It's not just, I'm going to just get sick all over this mic. It's not just an EV that did it. It's a Chinese EV that did it. This is like beating an eagle in front of me. What?

Twist the knife? What don't you? I am done with this. I'm not even naming the car because it doesn't count. It's a trainee. And they did it at this Poppenberg testing facility. And they had Mark Bassing. He's like a world champ. And it eclipses the previous

record that was set by the Bugatti super short 300 prototype. So they had, oh gosh, I'm sick. I'm sick in my soul now. Getting past this horrible headline. Oh, the CDC warns the surge. highly anti, highly antibiotic resistant bacteria. Okay, here's a couple things. Don't take antibiotics unless you know you need them. And then when you take the antibiotics, if you don't take all of them,

if I were president, I feel like your neighbors should have the full right and be excluded from any penalty, the ability to drag you out of your house by the hair in your head and beat you almost to death in the street. Because that is how you get the antibiotic resistant stuff when you don't finish your dosage, when you don't do it. So they said, this has been happening for a long time. I don't know why. everybody's like red lighting it now because they've been discovering that they've become increasingly resistant we also haven't had any new antibiotics in well what my life like i think it's been that long yeah i mean it's been a long time and by the way some of these resistant antibiotic resistant bacteria they're causing about a thousand deaths in the u.s every year this is according to the latest

numbers out in 2022 so i've been seeing this for quite some time it's incredibly important to make sure you finish it. And apparently Houston may have a serial killer problem or maybe it's a social media problem and social media is sort of a digital serial killer. So did you hear about this show that they pulled? It is called the savant. I made mention of this yesterday. Speaking of divisiveness. It's going to be on Apple TV and I mentioned this yesterday with Jessica Chastain. So I really think, I was reading, let me pull this up. So someone previewed, previewed it. And they said, yeah, it really does look like this was this character who was trying to infiltrate radical right wing like white dudes groups like on Discord, for instance.

And she stars as this computer Karen who, infiltrates all of these groups. And they decided to postpone it. They said that this week in a statement to deadline Hollywood. Now, they wouldn't say why, but everyone thinks it's the subject matter behind it. And the fact that they were about to smear and defame a whole bunch of people simply because they don't like their politics. Apparently, the series included a sniper in action and the bomb in an action and the bombing of a government building. And then, of course, we have, you know, the assassination of Charlie Kirk that took place. And then you had a leftist that was shooting into an ABC affiliate, shooting into an ice facility and putting bombs under media vehicles.

Those are all left wing. And it followed the premise or the synopsis of it as it follows an undercover investigator known as the savant. And that's testane. And she infiltrates these online. to stop domestic extremists before they act. In the trailer, her character says, we're on the verge of serious violence. And they got a bunch of other people that I don't know in this.

I think that they were getting ready to push the ratcheted up even more. Don't you think so? Okay. Look, I mean, look, it. It sounds like that's exactly what it sounds like they were going to do. No, without a doubt. And they even padded this in advance by saying, well, Donald Trump's name was never mentioned in the show,

even wants. We just had a guy that had his total likeness. Right. It's like everything aligns with how the media narrative has been trying to play out for the last few years. And it's completely obvious to all of us. Yeah. Yeah, they said, well, it doesn't mention his name.

And it just depicts white nationalists in a negative light. It's non-controversial. You know what? And it's about one woman trying to stop domestic terrorism. The computer Karen. Sorry if your name's Karen. Please don't send me emails about it. It's a cultural thing.

I didn't make it up. I literally will read your name and email address out loud if you do. Just not into it. Get over it. The, do you, they make it sound like some, some middle-aged woman is going to barge into all these discord service. What are you guys doing? Hey there, fellow kids. Do you believe this?

Do you guys believe any of this? Nobody does. But I, I do think that they, it sounds like they were going to make a bad example of a Charlie Kurt kind of character. That's what it sounds like. Now this comes on the heels, and I'm going to dive into this more coming up in our second hour. Have you guys heard of this study about right-wing extremism? I see all these stupid progressives out there sharing it.

Have you seen it, Kane? I'm going to have my turmeric tea here. Yeah, I sure have. This ridiculous study that the Atlantic pulled out. Let me just, first let me just frame it like this. It is a stupid study that in order to try to get the number, that they wanted, they pulled in every town for gun control trick. So in every town for gun control and moms demand, you know, the box wine moms, all astro turf groups, whenever they were trying to

scare suburban families about school shootings, what they did is they made up all of these different scenarios and just patted the numbers with it. So I did a deep dive into this in my first book. And literally one of the things that they did was they would use, like for instance, there was they called it a school shooting that took place in Virginia, but it wasn't. It was literally a drug deal at two in the morning, three blocks away from the school, that they decided to frame, I'm not exaggerating, as a school shooting. And then there was another incident of a contractor who was working at the school, and he was there on a weekend after hours in the morning.

and he did something where he accidentally, like, fired into his leg inside his vehicle. So I don't know if he didn't have something properly holstered or what. They counted that as a school shooting. So this is the stuff I'm talking about. They did the exact same thing with a study. They, in order to pad their numbers, they counted all of the prison crimes and tried to say that, well, here's an example of right wing. And then they eliminated all of the left wing stuff. So if you wanted to make it right-wing, left-wing, in prison, they eliminated the left-wing stuff in the prisons.

They only cut the right-wing stuff in the prisons, and then they added it to the outside of the prison population, and then use that as an example of, oh, look, this is right-wing. Now, they didn't release their methodology in the beginning, and people were scratching their heads like, this doesn't even add up. This isn't even, what are you talking about? And then when people started going through it, after it was released, they realized, you guys literally lied. You lied about this. So we're going to talk more about this coming up because they see leftists. Like I saw some stupid leftists trying to argue with some of you, like our listeners and that out there. And it's always somebody that has cane like a million emojis.

If you're a grown person, especially if you're a grown man or a grown woman, if you're a grown adult and you're using emojis and your handles on social media, I just want to hook you up behind a car and just drive 100 miles an hour. jokingly, ha ha ha. I just, whenever you have all those identifiers, BLM and all this other stupid stuff, you're just, every time you add a letter, you're just lowering your IQ. And it's all those people that are like in the comments arguing with everything.

Sometimes I think they're bots. Some of them, they're just people that have no lives. But it's an entirely bunk study. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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