The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Star Wars Fans Are Racist??

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

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the vehicle. Uh, they, she's 45. How in the hell is she 45 also? How 45? Hate ages you, dude. They totally, huh? You said, she? Yeah. Oh, okay. Because it's a chick. I don't think she's trans. I don't think she's trans. I guess I was blurred vision when I first looked at the photo. She's not the most attractive woman, you know, hate ages. I thought that was a guy for a second. Honestly. I actually don't hate her undercut. I just hate her face. I don't like her face. Don't like it. I just am not a fan. Anyway, so she, 45 years old, Hallandale Beach. She got caught by a a mall security guard. Now, the left is livid because they're saying, I can't believe that you gave

her, she has a felony for chewing gum. Uh, y'all need to be holding your horses because you all remember those kids in D.C. that left tire marks on the rainbow crosswalk, the pride crosswalk. And they were trying to, was it, no, maybe it was in Florida. They were trying to find the kids that left tire tracks on the crosswalk that was on the street. And they were trying to ruin those kids' lives and give them Belanies. Remember that? Yeah, I ain't going to hear it. I ain't not even going to hear it from these people over this. Not one bit. So she's going to have a record now. It means she's also a prohibited possessor. I'm just saying, I know, I'm just saying right there. I love all family pharmacy. First off, they made me well, and they made me well fast. And that's all that you care about when you're sick. Look, you know when you're getting sinus infections or if you're getting strep throat. You know what that's like. I mean, especially you get it for like 30, 40 years. You understand what it's like. And, you know, a lot of times if I'm going to big events, I want to take some Ivermectin, you know, just as my doctor prescribes because they work with the doctor, I work with the doctor. All family pharmacy bypasses a lot of the red tape infrastructure. And they don't gatekeep with the medicines that the actual government tried to keep from you for several years.

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somebody who was immediately better than even Darth Vader ever was, than even the Sith Lord himself out of nowhere. You might say a Mary Jane. You would, yes. But remember that one? And then he was in it for a little bit. Remember him? So when they came out with the Force Awakens,

they, it was really, Because in order for films to be released in certain countries, you have to, like particularly China, if you want access to all of their screens and they have a lot of screens, then you have to jump through a lot of hoops and you're going to do a lot of stuff in order to access that. And they did it. They made sure that China was happy. And one of the things that China had requested was they, because they're, the CCP, the communist China, communist China is super racist. And I don't say that the way that the left says everything racist.

I mean, they really do hate black people. They are so racist. Go back and look at what happened to black people during COVID with the CCP. Just go read some of those fun stories. It is crazy. The CCP is hyper, super legit racist, right? And so they, one of the conditions that they had with Disney, and this was a huge, when it happened. They had John Boyega erased from all of their marketing materials. Now, he was a

pretty central character in the Force Awakens, right? So he was removed from their promotional materials. And he complained about Disney Bentany and they did that. They did that to him. And so he complained about it, you know, understandably. And I haven't really seen, you know, he hasn't done a lot. He seems to have a chip on his shoulder a little bit. He now says, let me pull this story. This is out of variety. And I think this is, I mean, there were a lot of people upset by the way when Disney wrote his, when they literally CCP washed his character out of all the promotional materials there. Now, he says this, quote, Star Wars is so white that a black person existing in it is a big deal. He says, toxic fans are okay with us playing the friend, but we can't touch their heroes.

That's what he said. He said, quote, let me tell you, Star Wars always had the vibe of being the most widest, being in the most widest elite space. He says it's a franchise so white that a black person existing in it was something. James Earl Jones, Samuel Jackson, Billy D. Williams would love to, their legacies would love to have a word. and then he said that like what he's like they can play the best friend but don't touch their what are you talking about what is he talking about why is he so mad nobody in the united states whitewashed him out of promotional materials that was done for the CCP i i don't know why he's all like he's still complaining about this or about going on this race he wasn't even

he didn't even get it right the first time he got mad at uh he's Disney when they whitewashed his character out of it. But then now like apparently it's everybody's problem. It's everybody's issue. That's him there. That's John Boyega there. So I mean, and he was, he's a good actor. He's been in a couple of other things. Wasn't he in that one, the one film where they had like the two robots that battled all this? I don't remember the Yeagers. I don't remember all that. Remember that? There was like a, he goes like loosely based on anime. Anyway. long story short so he's complaining about this and he's bringing up making this like a racial thing which I just I don't understand um because again when the people who erased him out it was the CCP and a lot of

people here in the united states were upset about that there's only so many main characters to go around right you have Darth Vader and then you have Luke Skywalker and then you have princess like what is he mad about you you I mean the guy of guys was voiced by James Earl Jones and he turned up to be a hero in the end? What are you talking about? Where are these, these, he's got a chip on his shoulder, honestly. If you want better roles, maybe, here's the thought, be a better actor. No one's canceling you because you're black. It's probably because you're not a good actor. You need to be a better actor. You should be as, your acting should be louder than you're bitching about it. Just saying that let that, let that talent speak for itself. Good heavens. These people

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It's time for Dana's Quick 5. All right. So the S&P 500 slides to the lowest level since before September. Stocks are selling off before the tariff rollout. Because remember tomorrow is the famed Liberation Day. It's going to be Wednesday. What is it Wednesday? Oh, well, yeah, that's right.

Well, no, that's right. Yeah, the first. So it's the Wednesday the second. So we're just days away. So this, I mean, this was, I don't know, the S&P dropped 0.4%. Am I freaking out over 0.4%. No. No, I'm not.

The NASDAQ fell, NASDAQ composite fell 1.3. Am I freaking out over that? I don't know. No. Dow Jones, what did it slide, 0.3? I mean, the way that they made it sound like, it sounds like a crash, right? But it's not. So I think everybody needs to chill and not freak out right now.

Richard Chamberlain, I almost know who he is. his name sounds familiar and I think I've seen him before he looks like the guy who played in Sound of Music but isn't the Von Trap dude but it's not him anyway he was in Shogun and the Thorn Birds my mom watched that so I remember the Thorn Birds Anyway he passed away does it count as my three

do you think so because we've had two others so this would be the third yeah I think so okay yeah because we had two last week So, yeah, that, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, all right, that works. Also, now apparently we have to worry about cat flu. I hate everything. Yes, apparently birds, cats got bird flu, and now it's cat flu per this article.

They do eat birds. Well, yeah, but they said that the cat got fever, stopped eating. The test from the vet came back positive for bird flu. The cat was lethargic, trouble breathing. So if your cat's being weird, take her to the vet. I mean, it's just real simple. You know, I mean, we all have eyes and ears. I don't mean to sound mean, but let's see this. I really don't want us to have this headline. So apparently the skanky dating apps that are based upon skankiness, they were exposed and 1.5 million private

users have images online. That is some messed up stuff. I don't even want it. And you know what I mean by images. I'm not talking about like avatars and stuff. I'm not talking about memes way. How much of it though? Here's the big question. How much of it is Hunter Biden's? And the second part of that is do you actually want to know? I would say no. I'm interpreting the silence as a no. Police arrested parents for complaining about the school on WhatsApp. Oh today in Britain. Oh yes. The parents in Britain at Cali Hill Primary School, they exchanged messages through the WhatsApp and the conflict began when the couple began complaining over the education of their special needs daughter. And the Hertfordshire Police, they arrested them. They said it was malicious communication.

Wow. I would tell them to go do something and flattering to themselves. I'm going to talk to Stephen Yates about this, but what's going on in France right now is insane. And it's one of those things that, yes, I'm actually concerned about it. And I think that you need to also be as well because it is a way to it's it's basically the socialist, the Marxist, the people in the EU trying to stop the conservative movement in France. And in the press in Europe, and I was having a conversation with a friend of mine who was born in a socialist country in the Eastern block and you know there was young when the country pushed back against Russia and anyway she was discussing how what's happening over there that's exactly she's like that's

exactly what they do that's how it's done they'll do anything that they can to stop you from ascending this sounds just like what they were they were doing to Trump in New York remember the case with Trump in New York wasn't that was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life they were trying to fabricate a what could best be described as a disagreement about bookkeeping. And even if it was a legitimate misdemeanor. And the reason I posed this scenario like that is no other prosecutor wanted to take this case because none of them thought it was actionable. So they had to get what's his face at their Alvin Bragg to do it. At best, a disagreement about bookkeeping. And even then, even if it was a misdemeanor, it had already, the statute of limitations had already run out on it.

But what they concocted, if you remember, is an unnamed second crime that they were trying to use as a way to justify the elevation of this to felony level. Now, in New York, they have a very, they have a different law there where if you commit one crime that's a misdemeanor, you've got a misdemeanor, fine. But if that crime is committed in the commission of hiding another crime, even if that other crime is a misdemeanor, then they can choose. The prosecutor can elevate that to a felony. So in order to get that felony charge on Trump, they had to create out of the ether a mystery second crime that they never actually stated what it was in the charging documents. And if you remember, also the jury, and Lorraine wrote about this over a chapter and verse, the jury was instructed to not give attention to or give consideration to the nature of the crime that was the secondary mystery crime. Just know that there was a crime that was committed.

That's what the jury was told. How do you? So they could, so they could fabricate in law, even with. the expired statute of limitations so they could try to elevate that to a felony, right? That is some witchery. That's like a Rube Goldberg thing to try to, you know, so they could say he's a convicted felon. Well, they're doing the same thing in France with Marine Le Pen, who is leading every poll. France, their socialists got their backsides kicked in their last election. They're getting gutted slowly but surely. The French are tired of it. They're tired of it. They're tired.

of it. They're tired of the deluge of illegal immigration. France isn't French anymore. They're tired of it. They're tired of people coming into the country illegally. They're tired of the taxation. They're tired of all of it. And so, Marine Le Pen,

and their conservative party have been making a lot of gains in that nation. And so now they've been accusing her, Marine Le Pen, because she's poised to win the presidential election in 2027. So they were accusing her of impropriety with finances, with European money, which is weird because the head of the EU, Ursula van der Leyen, she is being investigated over like the past year. She's under investigation for financial impropriety. She's like super far left. And apparently, you know, she also has refused to

provide the court with information, texts, discussions about her $35 billion Pfizer deal as well. So she's super far left. So they're a kid gloving it with her because she has the right politics. They fabricated this just out of the ether with Maureen Le Pen. So they're trying to trump her in France. And they want her, they want an immediate five-year ban. A guilty verdict would mean an immediate five-year ban from holding any public office at all whatsoever. So they, by doing this, they effectively get her out of contention. This is, they found her guilty. They said she was guilty.

I don't know how. They found her guilty of embezzlement of public funds and they banned her for five years running in elections. That's awful convenient, isn't it? Hmm. I know. They said that no one was judged for having done politics, but yeah, that's not even, and no. So they gave her a five-year ban on running for office. It means it goes into effect immediately.

So that means the 27 French presidential election that she is literally in the lead and will win. That's not up for debate. She will win it. She's barred. They also gave her a four-year prison sentence, two of which will be suspended. she got a $100,000 fine. Obviously, she's going to appeal. And if she appeals the jail sentence,

the sentence is inapplicable at this point, the way that I understand it. Their appeals process is apparently super stupid. I'm not even going to pretend to understand it. Their appeals process is very, very convoluted. But it's this, and it's very time-consuming. And that's why they wanted a five-year ban on her running for political office. that even they wanted that to be concurrent even with the appeals ongoing.

How crazy. But here's what's weird. She can keep her parliamentary seat. They just don't want her running for president. I mean, the appeals can take years over there. But the five-year ban, that kicks in immediately. And that's even while she's going through the appeals process. None of the other sentence is applicable because it is rendered inapplicable during

an appeals process except for that. They got that to where that has to stick. So only one part of the penalty actually can apply, but the other parts, they don't care. That's what it's all about. They are murdering. You want to talk about

killing democracy? The French socialists are actually killing democracy in France right now. That is precisely what they're doing. This is unbelievable. They're trying to everything that they can. Now, this, one of the things to note, and I'm pulling this up, and obviously, you know, the European media is, you know, they're just south, they're, they're so

excited about this. They've been running headline after headline, after headline after headline. They had, wasn't there sitting prime minister? Let me pull this up. I think they're sitting prime minister, actually, didn't they get prosecuted for pretty much for embezzlement? I believe so. So, just pulling on me. So I just think it's, I just

think this whole thing is, it's all on purpose. It's all by design. It is 100% by design. And the fact that it's happening and they're trying to, like with the sentence and the penalty and this is inapplicable, because the appeals, but this one sticks.

There's a major double standard because they've had people that they prosecuted before for the same for embezzlement and there wasn't this kind of penalty associated with it. And the judge, they released a statement, and this is from the Guardian, regarding their decision

to have this ban go into effect immediately. And they said the court took into consideration. The major disturbance of public order if a person is already convicted was a candidate in a presidential election. So they act like they're the ones. who are saving the democratic process, which isn't seen. I mean, this, they're, they're trying to rob a free and fair election is exactly what they're doing.

I mean, even the spectator asks, is France actually still a democracy? They're asking this right now because of this story and they have every right to. We're going to ask this as Stephen Yates as well, because this will change some things dramatically over there. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.