The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Super Bowl Recap

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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which is we're talking about police getting injured. A Florida man was drunk and refused to leave a restaurant and injured an officer. Because, of course, he did. This is a Pasco News. if I can get this story to come up. This guy named Joshua Vallejo faces charge. He had a warrant out, but he refused to leave a restaurant, got into a fight, did not leave peacefully when officers arrived to detain him.

I'm, like, bored with this story already. I immediately want to get to the one from the Villages. I got a Villages one. It's a Villagers. What? I love the abrupt ending. It's just literally like the best way to do it. So the Villages, they're really serious about their golf carts there, right?

Now, I'm trying to figure out, so this guy's 45 years old. You're not old enough to be, he's not old enough to be in the villages, right? The guy that we're talking about is 45 years old. His mugshot says, 60? I don't know. But this Florida man has been sentenced because of a golf cart crash. This 45-year-old guy, I thought you would be 50 or older to live there. This 45-year-old guy pled no contest in Sumner County.

He had drugs. and he was driving under the influence. He lost his driver's license for six months. He has to do 50 hours of community service. His charge, possession of a controlled substance was dropped in exchange for his plea. He was driving a black 2016 Yamaha two-seater. He lost control of the, it says vehicle. It's a golf cart.

It jumped a curb and hit a pickup. And apparently he had been drinking. He had a vape pin, which tested positive for THC. Oh, but my favorite is what he was drinking. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the best. The affidavit notes that the Florida man was also in possession of a jar of old smoky's moonshine.

Old Smoky's moonshine. I... What flavor was it? It doesn't say... Old Smoky's pretty good. It doesn't say... I mean, there's like all kinds. I mean, you can get, like, what is it?

It's a Tennessee moonshine. They have, can I just say, they should, they literally have a cookie dough one. That seems to me gross. I got to say, that seems nasty. A cookie dough moonshine? I don't know. I had a banana pudding one moonshine. No, I get the chocolate and fresh strawberries one.

But cookie dough, like when I'm having cookie dough, the last thing I want is liquor with it, right? I don't know. But they got banana moonshine. I mean, apple pie really is like as far as I'll go with a baked good moonshine. I mean, I'm from Missouri. It's literally enshrined in our Constitution that we can make moonshine. I'm not even exaggerating to you. It actually is. Anyway, so he had himself some old smokies. The article does not say what flavor of the old smokies it is. He failed all his sobriety exercises and he was, had a 1.67 blood alcohol content.

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It was the Chiefs versus the San Francisco 49ers. She had needles and feces versus Taylor Swift Squad, right? Right. Okay. Steve, you were wanting the Chiefs, right? Okay. Oh, that's why. It wasn't because you're a super fan.

Okay, there was money involved. I don't care. I just didn't care. I was like, I like their gold pants. about it. And I did, I did watch that one point, though. Oh, and I watched the ads. The ads were the big thing. I did watch that one point where, what's his face? Kelsey ran up to that old man coach and like, like checked him. What was that about? What was that whole issue about? That seemed, is that unusual for that kind of sort of, or because everyone's like, is that a red flag?

Is that a red flag, Talthe? Can we even talk about, we have to say the big game. Can I even say the name of the damn football game, or are we going to get sued by the end of the We're past it now, so yeah, no. Oh, okay, past it now, okay. Yeah, you guys don't know that. Like, leading up to it, can you can't say it, can you? No, no. You have to say superb owl.

That's right. You cannot actually say Super Bowl leading up to the game. We get sued. Yep. That's an actual thing. I'm not joking. Yep. How stupid is that?

Anyway, yeah, so Kelsey ran up to this guy. Scared him. He was mad about something, and it turned into a million memes. This is how I feel. I feel like the coach, and I feel like those are all the Bud Light Apologists trying to get in my fan about. about their pee baby beer. That's what it feels like.

Right? So that was the Kelsey thing that happened. Juan's getting enough for the simulcast. That happened. Is that normal for that? I think we're looking at vaxed and triple boosted rage. That's what it looks like. You got the Moderna.

I told you to get the Pfizer. He probably got the Pfizer too. Got the Moderna booster. What is his official position, the clock shot? That's his position on the football team? Okay, yeah, that's right. So I was more interested in the ads. Can we talk about the ads first and foremost? So there was one ad that ran. And at first you see it because they were talking about Jesus, right? What was it? It was like a servant ad. It was supposed to be like, oh, he's washing everybody's feet, et cetera, et cetera. And I saw it and I was like, well, wait a minute. This looks like it might be kind of interesting. Is this going to be like an actual Christian ad? Oh, interesting. Okay, all right. And I was completely disappointed like five seconds into it because he, it was, it was called

He Gets Us. That's the people who did the ad. And it shows, you know, it starts out innocuously enough. And the ad starts out with, you know, these everybody washing people's feet, right? Except it was done not as a way of servitude. It was done to signify an affirmation of sin. And that's the biggest difference that I think a lot of people are missing with us. because they have like, for instance, literally outside of a Planned Parenthood.

Oh, but they say family planning clinic. But it's a young girl and it's another woman washing her feet, right? And we all know that that's Planned Parenthood. Come on. Let's not like get into the semantics of it here. But it has like a Jewish person washing like a Hamas person's feet and all this other stuff. And it's ridiculous. And they're like, oh, love your neighbor.

Okay, well, you're promoting a leftist political message by black. blasphemously confusing servitude with affirmation. There's a huge difference here. And I would, I expect that from a miles wide inches deep, fake, blasphemous Christian organization that is he gets us because it's exactly what it is. I know a lot of people complain about Joel Austin, but this is like everything that is wrong with some of the narrative that he preaches on steroids. This is crazy.

So it has affirmation of sin. Like, oh, we're sitting outside a family clinic. We're sitting outside all of... Is that important? Should we? No. Okay. We're sitting outside of a family planning clinic.

We're sitting outside all this stuff. It's an affirmation of sin is what it is. So it's, I mean, that, I mean, they had it, how much money do these Super Bowl ads goal? go for. Like, what is it? Like, $7 to $10 million? Something like that. So it's, there's a difference. There's a huge difference between, oh, I'm serving someone to, oh, I'm affirming your sin. Because they act like passing judgment or having an opinion on something is sinful. Like, oh, look, you shouldn't be judging this person who's getting ready to walk into Planned Parenthood when we know statistically that it's

older women who already have a child and thus know where babies come from and they're doing it as a form of birth control and this is according to Planned Parenthood's own statistics, and this is the organization pushing for taxpayer-funded abortion on demand. Yes, we, we, we, you're not supposed to pass judgment on this person going in here. That's the message of this whole, the whole ad thing. So at first, when I was, when I saw it, I thought, oh, gosh, a Jesus ad. And then I started seeing some of the images that they were throwing up there. It was definitely a leftist political message. I thought they were saying that they weren't going to do anything controversial for their Super Bowl ads. I thought they said that they weren't going to do anything controversial

for the ads. So that seemed kind of controversial. And it was, I mentioned this on social media, and some people were like, oh, I thought it was a good point that some made. Like, it's not buddy Jesus, okay? Like Jesus came with, you know, certain rules and stuff. They, the only way they're him. It's not buddy Jesus. I mean, they leave out. the end, go forth and sin no more. They omit that. I mean, the idea that you're supposed to affirm the sin and that's the same thing as loving the sinner is absolutely blasphemous. So I was, I mean, I get really disappointed in these fake groups like this because that's the thing.

I mean, that is so devilish to, to present a counterfeit message so as to pervert the meaning of scripture. And that's exactly what this is. That whole he gets this organization is a, as it is a, with all the talk, look, I saw a lot of people that get a little fringe saying, oh, there were, those people in Taylor Swift's box were throwing up satanic hand symbols. For all the talk of those people obsessing over what they thought was satanic or not in that box, that was the most satanic thing that I saw on television last night was that he gets us ad. So we also had, there was speaking of ads, how many ads from Chinese companies were there? Something like seven or nine. I can't remember. There were a lot of them.

There was the TikTok. There were a whole bunch of different ads from Chinese companies. Then there was a Pfizer ad. They had a Pfizer ad. Then they had a Dove commercial where they were talking about empowering women, which I thought was funny because they were the ones who backed that Laurel Hubbard dude, who was the weightlifter who wanted to cosplay as a woman and edge out women on competitive teams. and Dove had backed him.

So I thought that was kind of interesting that Doves like trying to retcon their history. The ads were, I did not think they fulfill their promise of not being controversial because they were still pressing the issue. Then the halftime show happened.

I think the halftime show is, it was very 90s, right? Late 90s early a very late 90s early odds thing. And they had Urshur, he performed. Did you watch a halftime show? Were you into it?

I did. Yeah, I saw that. It was nostalgic. It was good. I'll give him props for performing while singing live. Because a lot of people rely too much on backing tracks. And he had really minimal backing tracks. He only had like, you know, like the hype vocals.

Right. That was pretty much it. But it was him like singing and performing live. So that was, I mean, I thought that was impressive. But then there were some people mad because he was doing Michael Jackson moves. in. There was some, I mean, some of the, there was a, I could have probably done without the stripper poles, but I was greatly entertained when that one chick fell off. I don't know if y'all saw that, but it was when Ludacris came out and it was right over, it was right behind ludicrous. So if you're looking

at the television, it happened behind his right shoulder. You're looking at it. It's your left side. This chick fell right up on our head, right on live television. Imagine being that girl, right? Not only are you on a stripper pole in front of your family at the Super Bowl, but then you fall off the thing right on your head. I mean, imagine that's you. And then you got to go into work the next day, wherever you're going to work at, and everybody's going to be talking about you. So, you know, it was for the most part, I don't know. I could have done with a little bit more rock and roll besides, what is it, the her chick going out there on the guitar. She was pretty good. But I could have done with a little bit more, I could have done with some more rock and roll.

That's all right. But it was, you know, for the most part. I mean, it was, you know, it was nostalgic, as Kane said. I mean, there wasn't really anything I was going to rip my hair out over. Again, the thing that I thought was the most offensive was that he get a lot. he gets us ad. And then there's the RFK thing. RFK ran an ad. Well, it wasn't him. Let me, let me, let me clarify. It was a political action committee. And he had already made a statement that he didn't even know or he at first was tipped off about it, but they're not legally allowed to talk. So PACs and campaigns are not legally allowed to speak to each other. And PACs will do whatever they want to do. But I still, I would have imagined that he would have thrown a fit and raise some cane beforehand

had he not wanted it to air. But it was weird because I just got to point out that. I know that there's some people on the right that like RFK, and we're going to talk a little bit more about this, but you guys know he's like a big anti-gun guy, right? Like majorly anti-gun. And he's one of those climate hoax pushers. Hi, I'm Adriana, a politics major at Hillsdale College. Here's Hillsdale President, Dr. Larry Arne, with a Constitution Minute. America's founders recognize an obvious fact of life. Human beings differ in terms of physical attributes and talents. Because of this, some people will be better at some things than they are at others. But they also recognize that. that the tall and the short among us, the swift and the slow among us, are still human beings if we are recognizable as human beings, and therefore we are equal in terms of the rights that pertain to human beings,

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So apparently, assaults, attacks on New York police are escalating to record-breaking totals. In the latest anti-cops sentiment, they say it's a full-blown epidemic. City cops are getting beaten at a record-setting pace. They say it's a trend-fueled not just by radical protests, but all of these people who enter the country illegally, bail reform, soft-on-crime prosecutors, etc. They said the number of cops injured by suspects surged 20% in 2022. When you had 4,724 uniformed officers that suffered injuries in attacks, compare that to 3,933 in 2021. But it grew worse last year because they said in the first nine months of 23, that's when you had over 4,000 cops injured by suspects. That's on pace for a record-breaking 5,400 something so far. That's crazy. And they

haven't released the latest quarter of 2023. So that's happening at a record-breaking pace. It's a major problem. A Waymo Robo Taxi went up in flames in Chinatown after a crowd attacked the vehicle in San Francisco. I think they're done with these things. So it was one of those robo, the auto, almost sentient, but like a, what is it, robo taxi, right? No driver. Apparently a crowd surrounded it, broke the windows, through fireworks inside, setting it on fire. And they said that the autonomous vehicle was not transporting passengers at the time of the incidents and new injuries were reported. I almost feel bad for it. I mean, they're just attacking it mercilessly. It's like watching like a bunch of wildebeests that a watering hole attack like a calf or something. It's crazy. but nobody knows what incited the crowd to do it,

but they said authorities are investigating the incident. Maybe because they clog up the streets and there's just a lot of problems, I think. Alaskapox, seriously? I feel like people are reaching everything. So this is from a couple of places. Kenai Peninsula. So Alaskapox virus, according to the state health department there, there was a fatality due to it.

It was a guy who's immunocompromised, but it's apparently the first fatality from the, Alaskapox virus or AKPV. It was discovered in 2015. It's related to other orthopox viruses like smallpox, cowpox, monkeypox. And they say that they're zoonotic viruses, so they go within certain animal populations and they can spill over into humans occasionally. She says that the AKPV infections will probably remain rare.

This is one epidemiologist. And that people who are not immunocompromised don't have anything to worry about. And there's no evidence of person-to-person transmission. I just want to know how you get it from the animal then. I got some questions. There was the Bud Light commercial. Did they have one or two commercials? Do you remember?

Was it just the one? Maybe they did. Seven million dollars, right, that they paid. It could have just been their CEO saying, hey, we're sorry. Nah, they're not going to do that. They would rather have people like Peyton Manning. Who else did they have? Post Malone.

And they were in there for like a second in the $7 million commercial for a second. And then they had what the beer fairy? But Bud Light, does it, did it make you rethink your opposition to pee baby beer? I can't I mean, for real. It's the Lee Kroy of the beers. I'm saying, you know,

it's like they threw a Guinness through some water and then took that water and bottled it and then threw that some water and then that's the Bud Light. Juan has some other commercial. Let's see, what's it? Because when it came on, I was like, oh, here we go. Here we go. Again, they could have just said sorry.

All I can see is Dylan Mulvaney. Are you? The Bud Light, Jeannie? Yeah. So we get wishes? It's my thing. Gimmie. Edy's metal hair.

Yes. Filthy, Ray. So filthy. Invisible? Predictable. Giant bicep. Big one. A sweet ride.

That's not ever! Maybe they could have wished for Dylan Mulvaney to have a vagina. What's next? Blood lights? Why didn't they do that with this ad? You see what I'm saying? Like, does it make you want to drink by? Like, no.

It just goes, along with their whole thing. They think that they can just wish. I don't know. I think they can wish away their problems. They think they can, it's just so dumb. Like, all you got to do is just say sorry. All you got to do is go out there dudes and say sorry. We're sorry that we decided to send out this twink to cosplay as a chick. We're sorry that we did that. It was really offensive. It wasn't shiboras. It wasn't manly and it wasn't hot. No, instead they're doing this. And it just was like even goofier. You mean the T-Rex didn't make you want to drink the trans beer, the eunuch beer? the T-Rex didn't want you to drink that eunuch water.

Is that what it is? It's what I'm calling it now. It's actual gender fluid. So gross. It's true, though. You guys know it. It didn't make you want... Now, I get it that POTUS has a relationship.

The previous president has a relationship with Bud Light. They're having a $10,000 a plate fundraiser with the top Bud Light lobbyists. I get it. I'm still not drinking the gender fluid. I'm still not supporting it. And it's not, quit saying it's an American company. You had Bruce Jenner, Caitlin Jenner. Why are Republicans, like, why is Caitlin Jenner on Fox?

Why are Republicans throwing themselves at Caitlin Jenner? I spent on this issue. It's a dude. Like, and he's pushing Bud Light. A dude pushing Bud Light. What the hell of Republicans? What's a matter with you people? You're getting baited by the left in literally committing political sepacu on an issue you

were just winning on. It just blows the mind. So anyway, I guess, I don't know. So anyway, they, $10,000 a plate dinner. I don't know. Maybe that's why there's like this, this urge from some parts of the right to sit here and push this like reconciliation with Bud Light. But for reconciliation, you have to have an apology. You have to have an acknowledgement beyond, oh, we fired our ad person. You know, we fired this. I mean, you got to have a little bit more than that. You know, what's like with this and going into this, what Budlake did, and there's a serious, more serious issue. The issue, for instance, just what we saw in Houston with this trans pro-Hamas killer that was going to go out and murder a bunch of Christians in a church.

This stuff, you might think that it's silly to fight over beer. But do you know one of the reasons? What if this dude had gone on the? the run. They'd be looking for someone of the opposite sex who's white instead of the actual gender of the killer, excuse me, who is Hispanic from El Salvador. This stuff is killing people. Bud Light helped to mainstream this with their stupid commercial, with their stupid ad thing with Dylan Mulvaney. And all the people that are out there making apologies for that gender fluid, all the people out there making apologies for that Unic Water

are helping to do it too. I don't care how much money you're getting per plate for a fundraiser. I don't care how much how many shares of the company you own. It's InBeb. It's not even an American company, Caitlin Jenner, so stop saying that it is. You know, you can sit, you're not any more of a chick than InBev is any more of an American company.

Stop it. But all of that goes into making this, not just a cultural issue, but one that you got to live with and that your kids got to live with. How many trans terrorists have we had now? Let's think. The Colorado Springs killer was non-binary. The Aberdeen killer was trans. The Denver school shooter was trans. The Iowa school shooter was trans. The Lakewood dude was trans. The Nashville killer was trans. Do you get it now? It's more than just talking about piss baby beer. that's Bud Light. It's actually talking about people who are getting killed because this, this fight over trans semantics has taken a violent turn. That is what they did. It's more than just

insulting women by having Dylan Mulvaney cosplay as a chick. It is about bringing this and trying to push it in society and justifying violence when society resists. It is about so much more than just culture and a beer and a beer commercial. It's so much more than that. And all the people making apologies for it, this is what you're apologizing for. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.