The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Texas vs THC

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

Texas Attorney General Dan Patrick launches an initiative to ban all THC. Meanwhile, Rep. Zoe Lofgren pulls a Swalwell and breaks wind live on CNN.Please visit our great sponsors:All Family Pharmacyhttps://allfamilypharma.com/danaAre you emergency ready?  Stock up today at allfamilypharmacy.com/dana and use code DANA10 for 10% off your entire order.  Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Hillsdalehttps://danaforhillsdale.comTake some time to learn more about what makes Hillsdale College unique.KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. KelTec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free smart phone with promo code FRIDAY.  Limited-time offer, or while supplies last.  PreBornhttps://preborn.com/danaHelp a woman meet her baby for the first time by donating to PreBorn!  To donate securely dial #250 and say keyword BABY or visit Preborn.com/DANA. ReadyWisehttps://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on your entire purchase.Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comDon’t mask pain, fight it naturally with Relief Factor.  Visit online or call 1-800-4-RELIEF today!

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Jeez, straws, axes. So, this Florida man,

a saw-swinging Florida man, struck a guy during a wrong way driving argument. Boy, oh boy. Yeah. Yeah. So this, Fort Myers,

Lee County Sheriff's office. an argument of a wrong way driving landed one man in jail and another love with non-life-threatening injuries. Rolando Ruizelanzo. Too many names, Rolando. He was the primary aggressor in the altercation. And according to police, the old dude began swinging a, was it a saw or not? A saw-like tool toward a victim as the argument escalated.

And the victim was struck. and then he also used a piece of ceramic pottery as a weapon. He was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. I guess, I mean, he was driving the wrong way and got called out. I don't know. But good heavens. Like, there's, how many people have saws and machetes there? Like, it's like people just go to their trucks and get them.

Here's our, here's my machete. Okay. Here's my saw. A Florida man who was accused of murder was captured after TikTok revealed his whereabouts. People overshare. He shot and killed his girlfriend in front of her two children while they were at a cemetery of all places. St. Petersburg police were searching for him for three and a half years, no success. And then a video of a local news story was shared on TikTok.

He was in Mexico. And it showed him in Mexico. And they were able to get him. So now he's been charged with first degree murder and two counts of child abuse. They just happened to get him. So, wow. They just happened to see him in the background of this news story. He was in Mexico.

Not really hiding out too well, I guess. I got to tell you, and we've been watching all of this stuff as it pertains to the, we were talking about Doge a little bit ago and a lot of these cabinet picks, et cetera, et cetera. And I saw, I had, I saw this story last night and I'm trying to wrap my mind around it. And I got aggravated. I always get mad at people who like think that politics began the day that they signed up for an X account. Because some of us have been out here busting our eight-table snakes for quite some time pushing it back against rhinoism right and you always get these like drivebys who were like

oh i can't believe people think that republicans are you know like um uh the party of a small government or whatever and i'm like you know broad first off you know drop the drunk bridesmaid act i get that you know when you created your ex-account you think that all politics began that the day that you became self-aware but some of us have been out here doing the heavy lifting while you could sit here and go and get your overfilled face done and your ratty-ass extensions and you could try to like talk platitudes about it on X. Stop. I get so aggravated over this stuff.

Stop it. A lot of people out there have been doing the heavy lifting. A lot of you out there have been doing the heavy lifting, pushing back, calling your lawmakers, holding everybody accountable. And we're not going to be judged by people who just opened a drive-by account and all of a sudden went to weigh in like, you know, they're the generals of the movement. Stop it. We're not doing it.

And I specifically got aggravated over this one post that I saw from Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of Texas. So he posted this. Did you see this, King? This is going to be up your alley. It's in Slack. He said, it's a major legislative initiative to ban all THC. Thousands of stores have opened to sell all types of dangerous products with unlimited THC,

and these stores even target your children, is what he's saying. Let me read in it first off. Oh, don't roll your eyes. I don't care if you're, I'm not Tommy Chong, okay? I'm no Tommy Chong, but I'm not. I know government overreach when I see it. That's what this is about. Today, it's about whatever the hell, THC.

Tomorrow it's guns. You don't know. So he had this, he wants to ban all THC. Thousands of stores have opened to sell all types of dangerous products. What? Wait, there's more. He's talking about this representative Tracy King, this bill, blah, blah, blah. A part of the bill allowed for the commercialization of hemp, which might include unremovable non-intoxicating trace amounts of delta 9 THC.

Quote, dangerously, retailers exploited the agriculture law to sell life-threatening unregulated forms of THC to the public and made them easily accessible. They sold them to adults and they targeted Texas children, exposed them to dangerous levels of THC. I mean, they keep saying the word dangerous. And then they use the word life-threatening levels in another sentence. I'm sorry, excuse me. Okay. Again, I know Tommy Chong here, but I'm pretty sure

that you would have to have all the THC on earth in order for it to be considered dangerous. Am I correct? I was talking to some of my more pot-minded associates about this. Some of these, so yes, maybe we know people in California. I don't partake in any of this. But they get so into the... like, what am I thinking of?

The artisanal marijuana. It is hysterical. How it is not a reality show, I do not know. If you've ever tried to see hippies turn into boogey entrepreneurs, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. God love it. But anyway. Kane. Don't they have, like, they only, don't they include like a tiny amount in, I don't, I mean, it's not like, it's not like.

like they're tripping acid. Yeah, no, it's not unlimited. It's definitely limited. There's only so much you can. I mean, you can regulate it. From what I understand, it's already Texas law that it's regulated. It is regulated. So that's a lie.

Dan Patrick published a lie. He's talking about the- I'm so surprised. He's talking about the THC that they've, in the lab, removed a molecule so that it isn't the illegal THC-9 on the federal level. So he's talking about the THCs that have had the molecules removed so that they're a different THC from the THC 9, and he's saying that those are dangerous. So it's a little bit different because this is sort of a laboratory thing that's created

for these vapes and the consumption for people. So I don't know. He's technically not lying, though. I don't want to sound like Joe Rogan talking about this stuff. And that's not an insult, but I'm just not a pot person. I'm not, but I just, I'm like, this is big government. This is big government.

Oh, without a doubt it is. Oh, without a doubt. Absolutely. So the same government that was like, y'all better get these shots. Now it was like, no, you can't have gummies, right? Same people, right? And we are to listen to them. Why?

I can't sell you on that. No means no, Texas government. It's not what AOC says. I mean, okay, because you guys think it's funny. that I know so little about football. Wait, did you hear me talk about marijuana? This is Kane's other favorites. Because I told, what did I tell you yesterday?

I was like, how did I say it yesterday? I was like, well, doesn't that just make you like fat because of munchies and suspicious? Yeah, it was suspicious and fat? That's what you said. Yeah, it doesn't just make you suspicious and fat? Yeah. I'm like, what? What do you mean?

Paranoid? Yes. Yes. Because isn't that like the common thing is like you're always paranoid? And so we, there are a couple of people I know who actually work in this industry, like I was saying. And both of them are veterans. And one of them we just met, but we know somebody that does this. It's like a lot of veterans use it, especially to help manage PTSD because they don't want to be hooked on big pharma stuff.

They don't want to have to take like these, you know, psychotropic drugs and all of this. And they just need, you know, and it helps them to relax at night or whatever. I don't have any problem with that. I don't know why anybody, mind your business. business. I mean, for crying out a lot, it's a gummy. And they put, from what I understand, like a tiny percentage of whatever in it. It's not like people are going out there, you know, tripping beans and acting like beta or a rourke breaking and entering and drunk driving. Nobody's doing that. I know. And it's this kind of work by the government that actually has us

putting our names on lists when we want to get pseudafed for our nose running or something. Yeah. That's what big government, this is what will end up happening. Someone was saying that it was similar to taking melatonin. Yeah. I was reading that in the comments. I take like 10 milligrams. Sometimes I'll take 20 of melatonin. I'm actually trying to take less because I get so groggy.

I'm so groggy in the morning. But I take 10 milligrams of melatonin a night. I'm definitely not out there being dangerous on 10 milligrams of melatonin. If it's if what I have been told and what I've read that it is similar in terms of like relaxing it, which is why a lot of veterans take it. Do you get suspicious and fat? No. I don't.

Okay. I don't get suspicious in fat. No, that's because it doesn't have the pot in it. It's not just melatonin, like the fast-dissolved melatonin tablet, right? Right. I mean, I'm just saying why is this an issue that they're focusing on in Texas? No, I get that people can walk and chew gum at the same time. But out of nowhere, let's go after the THC.

And from what I'm understanding, it's a tiny, I don't want the government involved in anything else. Get that. No, Texas should be shrinking government, not expanding it. This is just big government. And I don't care if you're a pot person or not. It doesn't matter. It's irrelevant. I mean, this is a variable. What have I always told you? In all of these instances, guns are a variable. Pot is a variable. Look at all of this. It's the same formula. They just switch out the variables. That's it. That's it. I wonder if on a federal level, the fact that they're talking about,

you know, changing the schedule of it? What is it as... I think they're trying to nationalize all regulation of it to create an industry for themselves that they can monopolize. Right. That's what I... I wonder if this is just Texas's response to that potential. I have no idea, though.

I don't think so. That's not how I look at it. I mean, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I mean, I like being correct on issues. I'm not, you know, I'm not a petty partisan. But to me, from when I was reading this, like, why do you need to ban it? They're not trying to... They just want to ban everything.

Why do you need to ban it? and sorry, they're not targeting the kids. They're not. That sounds like a gun grabber argument. Oh, you're marketing these guns to kids. No one is selling THC to kids. Have you seen these stores? No offense to anyone, but I'm going to be very honest.

Okay. You know what do they look like? Do you want to, you know what they look like? They look like, oh gosh, they're going to, they look like white trash boomer places. I'm sorry, but they do. It's like they're so uncool. looking. They are so uncool. They're uncool. Kids don't want to go to an uncool place. It's not like they're sticking Barney out front or whatever the hell furry. They're not sticking that stuff out

front. You know, come on. Stop it. Stop it. I'm not making nobody get mad because I'll print out your email and I will I will roll over it with my mini segue that I got six years ago on Amazon for Mother's Day and then I'll take it to the range and shoot Buckeye through it or birdshot through it. So stop it. But you know what I mean? They look like adult places. They don't, not like, it doesn't look cool. They don't look cool. Kids are not going to go to a place that doesn't look cool.

I seriously take issue with the whole marketing to the kids thing. That's what big government always says with stuff that it wants to ban. Oh my gosh. It's going after the kids. Wait, the same government that's going after the kids trying to cut their genitals off and flip their genders against the wishes of their parents. suddenly this government's all worried about the kids. Oh, what? The same government that lost hundreds of thousands of kids that it allowed to come across the border illegally?

Suddenly that same government, oh my goodness, we can't have these cannabis stores targeting the cats. It just can't have it, Kane. Can't have these cannabis stores. I've seen it. Going after the kids, no. I've seen the ingredients list on like fruit loops. They're allowing some pretty poisonous stuff to our kids eat it right in front of the TV. They literally use a bird to advertise it to the kids.

Yes, directly to the kids. Come eat our cancer cereal kids. Poison. Full of cancer. It is. Yeah, I'm not really going to pay attention to the government. So out of all the, and you know what, Lieutenant Governor Patrick has come on the show before. Can we have, let's bring him on again to talk about that.

He's going to be like, oh, my gosh. we all we get along with him so well even when he's so wrong we're so nice because he's he's very genteel but i'm just like the same i just is anybody else fed up with the government telling you what you can and can't do especially after i don't know the whole woo flu drama yeah so it seems like i'm just done with it the same government that was doing all this stuff that that was shilling out books about oral sex year kids in elementary school the same government oh we don't like these stores are targeting the kids. No, they're not. You are. Stop. If you're looking for a convenient, affordable way to access medications and treatments, you can trust. All family pharmacy has you

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It's time to watch Nightmare before Christmas. Deadly Nightshade. Movie actress dives. a Mexican spiritual retreat after consuming deadly monkey frog potion. What gave you the idea that this might be deadly? Anything that's a monkey frog potion already sounds like it's going to be deadly. Why do people do this? So it's, I don't think you need to say movie actress, but they did.

This strange potion, they said dates back to the Inca period. And, oh, it's meant to cause uncontrollable diarrhea and vomiting for consumers, which supposedly acts as a cleanse. So Marcella Rodriguez She apparently Decided that she was going to do this And it didn't work out well for her It's 40 times stronger than morphine

Oh my gosh Why Who would who's like you know well You're going to basically leak out of everything To death That's how it's going to work for you Who wants to go okay let's do that No

It was in Durango Northern Mexico I mean it literally took hours to kill her They're doing an autopsy But pretty much have an idea of how that happened, I was just going to say. That's horrible. An officer uses a child, an officer uses a child's bicycle chasing down a felony suspect and there's body cam footage and it's actually hysterical. He was not near a squad car. He used a little kid's bicycle

to go after the felon. He commandeered a kid's bike to continue the pursuit, said the department in its paperwork. And it was a bright lime green bike too, which is funny. They got him. He got him. He caught the suspect, charged him with felony theft. The guy also had three other outstanding warrants. And they said the suspect might have had a scooter, but Officer Tar had determination in a kid's bike. Yeah, he thought he was going to get away on a motorized scooter, but wasn't going to happen. Not with Officer Tar. He was on it. I mean, and kudos to the kid who let him take the bike.

Juan's showing you the footage right now. He grabs the kid's bike, and he's like, here we go. Here we go. We're going after him. I mean, this actually makes me want to now ride a bicycle, right? Remember how fun this was back in the day? This is fun. This is what Peloton should have had. Peloton should have had like revisiting your childhood by riding your, instead of the stupid stuff that they had. Yeah, going through the neighborhood.

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I need to discuss this video just because it's funny and I need a palate cleanser. And also, wow. It's almost Friday. I mean, you know, it is. It's, you know, like I said, next week everybody's going to be drunk on eggnog. Half of you are going to be paying attention. So let me get your attention. This is Zoe Lofgren.

She's a Democrat of court. What is up with like people from California and their purpose? personal gas issues. I don't get it. She just let her rip taterchip right there on CNN. Go ahead. Roll tape. Watch her eyes. That power of the purse is with the legislative branch, not the president. And I do want to ask you because of your work on the January 6th committee. Oh, man. Oh. Yeah. You need a wipe after that. Dana, you're juvenile. I am. Hi. Did you just, we meet just now? Did we?

That's the smartest thing that was set on CNN all week. Believe it or not. Smartest thing. Crazy, right? That fart is going to get its own contributor ship. It's going to happen. Zoe Lofgren's fart. CNN contributor.

It would be Toobin and Tootin. I can see it now. It would be like, you know, the big show. It can host a show with, yeah, Jeffrey Tubin. Right. It can, Tubin can host it with, hosted by Jeffrey Tubman and Zoe Lofgren's fart.

Yeah, there you go right there. I mean, it is. It's, uh, I know. I totally know that it's juvenile and I love it all the same. Love it all the same. And notice Jim Acosta's face. He wasn't even, Jim Acosta has this thing where he looks at his monitor. So I'm, if you're watching the simulcast, like I'm looking right at the camera.

I don't have a teleprompter. I have a giant screen in front of me that I refer to for notes or if I'm like reading, quoting something for you. and then I have a monitor that shows me the program right below it. So you can't really see unless you kind of can. If I'm looking right at the camera or if I'm looking at the monitor, for some reason, it's like CNN's monitors are five feet under the camera. I don't get it because he's not looking at the camera.

He's looking all the way down at the monitor. So when you're the viewer and you're watching, even when he's, only when he's, unless he's reading the prompter, does he look at the camera? He doesn't look at it unless he's, reading the prompter. He's always like this. Always. If you go find clips of Jim Acosta, this dumbass cannot look at the camera to save his life. He's constantly looking down at the monitor. And I'm like, dude, bro, look at the camera. But then it makes me wonder, well, how low are those monitors? Like, look at where his eyes are. His eyes are like all the way. I mean, his whole heads turn down.

How far away from the camera, the monitor should be right underneath it to where there's not really. And the monitor's just, you know, so you can kind of see, you know, take a glimpse for like show elements. Like sometimes I'll look at it if we're doing like a side by side or something to make sure because I move so much that I'm not aggravating Juan. And I'm like in the middle of the shot because Juan is obsessed with symmetry. Because he's good at his job. That's what he does. He's like everything's got to be symmetrical. Everything's got to be in its place.

So I try to help out by not going everywhere. So I'll refer to the monitor. He always stares at it. And then I noticed when he's questioning people, remember when he was in the White House press corps? Because I was looking at some of these videos on break. He doesn't look at people in the face when he's asking them a question. I've noticed this. Even when, and one of the videos that came up was that were that time that he grabbed that woman's arm when he was questioning Trump, remember?

And they were having a very, he was having a very heated, you know, Q&A. it was a White House press avail. And even then he was not, he would not look at anybody in the face. It's weird. He's a weird cat. He's a weird dude. I don't know.

I mean, maybe Zoe Lofrin's fart going to take over a show because, I mean, at least that looks you right in the face. Just saying. Can we hear it again, please. Steve is obsessed with us. Steve was the one who was like, watch your eyes.

Watch her eyes. I heard it once. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. That power of the purse is with the legislative branch. not the president. And I do want to ask you because of your work on the January 6th committee. That almost sounded like a video game effect.

Right. Right? Trying to think what that reminded me of. What video game sounded that? Remind me of something. Yeah. I don't know. But so I thought that was the smartest thing that was been said on, yeah, smartest thing that's been said on CNN.

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