The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The BEST & WORST Moments From Bill & Hillary's Epstein Depositions

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

Dana reacts to highlights from Bill and Hillary Clinton’s deposition about Jeffrey Epstein including Bill reminiscing while looking at old photos. Meanwhile, Dana slams Megyn Kelly’s remarks saying our American servicemembers died for Israel and not the United States.Ask Chapter #250 Chapter can help you take control of your Medicare. Dial #250 and say “Medicare Plan” to get your options reviewed. Jones Roadhttps://www.JonesRoadBeauty.comJones Road Beauty—bring out your natural glow with a free Shimmer Face Oil on your first purchase using code DANA.Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. A Florida man is accused of trying to drive off in an ambulance while medics treated the patient, or as my grandmother would say, ambulance. She's not alive anymore. I can say it now without her getting me. A Brever County man tried to drive off in an ambulance blocking his driveway.

Paramedics were inside treating a patient when the vehicle began to move. he was arrested in charge with grand theft and burglary. Now, it happened, they said they were preparing the patient for transport. They felt the ambulance begin to move. And oh my gosh, do you want to know what the guy's name is? Lane Featheringill. L-A-Y, I'm not making this, okay, I'm saving this name forever. L-A-Y-N-E, Feather-N-G-G-I-L.

F-A-T-H-E-R-N-G-L. This sounds like a name from Bridgerton. Well, it's Lane Featheringill. Well, hello, Feathering. It's Mr. and Mrs. Featheringill's son. Lane Featheringill. Investigators say Featheringill was upset as the vehicle was in his way. And when confronted, he struck a paramedic in the leg

before getting back into his own Featheringill vehicle and leaving Featheringill style. They tracked him down and took him into custody. He's held on an $8,000 bond. He hasn't made barn yet. And I'm actually really surprised that someone with the last name, Featheringill, doesn't have $8,000 for bond. You either can only be a rich person or a stripper with that name. There's no in between.

Literally Featheringill, Lane Featheringill is his name. Good night. That's, you know what? That's the name for wearing bow ties. Is that? I can't, that is of all the names to ever have. There it is. Let's see, caffeine chaos.

A Florida man tosses a frat at a McDonald's worker. it's actually frappe, but here in America we say frat. Yeah, he got mad and a 29-year-old assaulted, a drive-thru worker, and he threw a frozen coffee at the victim. Apparently he was not happy with his frozen coffee, but what did you expect you got a frozen coffee at McDonald's? What did you think you were getting? Did you think you were going to like, you know, a special coffee shop

and they were going to do like a pourover? What did you think? So Bill Clinton, he gave his testimony before this closed door, congressional, meeting yesterday. Cut 26. So he was sitting next to his attorney and he's looking back through all of these old Epstein photos and emails and memories and I want you to watch his face. For those of you who are listening and not watching the simulcast, I will describe the reaction. You sit at a table, mouth open.

His lawyer takes one of them from him at one point. Oh, he's a photo. He's got to look at a photo. He's... Okay. He's so weird. He's so weird. Mr. President, we have about... Look, and he's so happy. He's reminiscing.

He's going back through those old memories. And, you know, one of the photos of him was in a hot tub with other women and some other people, and it just... I hate hot tub. They're gross. not a hot. It's people soup. It's soup. It's you're stewing yourself and it's disgusting. I just, I will never. Oh, no, I hate them. Hate them. Isn't, I mean, baths are like that. It's stew. You're stewing yourself. You're seasoning yourself with your bath salts. That's what you're doing. But he's looking back to those old photos and he's not, I mean, what a difference between him and Hillary. This is cut 24. This is when, uh, there's, uh, they're,

were asked about, wait, is this when, is that when she got mad and decided to get out and said she was going to leave? Is that the one where she got mad? Oh, no, this is 27. Here, they'll play 27. This is, this is Hildock. Information. I went to the fundraiser to support my friend Nia Loe. All right. Excuse me, can I interrupt? I have another. photos that are being released of the secretary as she is testifying from inside this room. Can you please advise me as to whether or not that's permissible and consistent with the rules, particularly given that we have asked for a public hearing. If there are photos that are being released of the secretary as she is testifying,

can you please explain how that can occur? I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior. I did post one. Oh, for heaven's sake. So I would like to understand how that's permissible.

It was before the hearing was. It doesn't matter. We all are abiding by the same. rules. I will take that down. Yeah, well, I would like to take a break at this moment. I find her outrage so performative because she is the woman who hired Fusion

GPS to take discredited Russian oppo and launder it through the press, take the resulting stories, present them to a FISA judge, and demand a surveillance warrant

on numerous people that were working on the Trump campaign, simply because they didn't like them. And this was in 2016. And it happened because she was declared to be in violation of federal campaign finance law. And she had to pay a hefty six figure sum for it, not just her, but also the DNC. So I really don't give a rat's ass if she thinks that this is not what they agreed to. Because see, we, the American people agreed to free and fair elections, which she actively tried to undermine. Remember, this. This oppo that they took was so discredited.

The FBI just washed their hands of it even. And this was the FBI. You had one of the women who was with Fusion GPS, Nellie Ower. It was Bob O'R, I think. No, Bruce Ower. Bruce Ower was at the DOJ, and he had the relationship with the FBI. And Nellie Ower was bringing this discredited oppo to him. They were sharpening it, sharpening it up.

They did all that. And then they had journalists write about the APO as though it was an independent fine for a story. And then they presented the stories as evidence to necessitate a surveillance warrant, particularly one of the biggest ones was Carter Page and one of the reasons why the Carter Page surveillance was so bad. And these are from the people who freaked out when you had Valerie Plame, a pencil pusher within the CIA who was outed, they outed a CIA agent, an operative against Russia. And what they were trying to argue with Carter Page is that he was an operative for Russia. And the CIA actually had to contact the FBI that was investigating this and say, you need to knock it off right the hell now. And this was even after the warrant came out,

the surveillance warrant. The FBI was in charge. The CIA had to do. The CIA had to knock it. to intervene because it was jeopardizing his cover because he was an asset against Russia for the CIA. So she created an international incident. She tried to undermine a free and fair election. And she's going to act like she's upset that someone leaked a picture of her from a closed door hearing. She's lucky. That's the only thing that happened. Now compare her countenance to that of Bill Clinton, who's sitting there looking back to those old moments. He looks real happy.

He says he was real happy about it. Also, this is interesting. This is, actually, let's do 22. Because Lauren Bobard asked Bill Clinton if Epstein killed himself. This was interesting. Watch this. 22. I'd like to ask you personally and directly, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died?

I'm asking what the president thinks. So you're asking his opinion? Mr. President, was your friend Jeffrey Epstein suicidal? Are you classifying him as a friend who he has testified that he's friendly? He has called to a friend in a letter. He said he was friendly, but not you've asked for his testimony here. Mr. President, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? Do you know? Was he ever suicidal? I don't know. I only know what the medical founding was. I think maybe he finally got caught. I don't know. I've accepted it. His lawyer. I don't know what happened. Mr. President, what did you accept that he killed himself or that he did not? But he did, but I don't know. Yes, sir.

Thank you, Mr. President. None of us know. Very interesting. His lawyers are good. He's got good lawyers right there with him. The other old dude sitting to his right was like, yeah, don't say anymore. Like, shut up now. But I thought it was funny when he was reminiscent and that one attorney who was sitting to his left, she just grabbed that, like, yeah, get over it.

And he's like, wait, give it back. Give it back. can I just explain something else too this is not really like you know like in in this but this is like the perfect video contrast we played her video and we played his of between them do you see what I mean when regardless yes he's a I think he's a horrible person but do you see what I mean when he has this amiability that she does not even when she's not speaking she she just sits there and she is abrasive without even saying a word. You know what I mean? She is just abrasive while sitting there and doing nothing. And then he seems, and even in her mannerisms,

he is just a lot more relaxed. That's how they have always been. That's why people like him, but they always hated her. And they tolerated her because they liked him in the Democrat Party. It is, I find that fascinating. How the hell does that marriage work? I mean, I really don't want to know, but I am also like, because he is so laid back and she is a razor, like everything. She's just sharp and not friendly and not, you know, it's just odd. Is it not?

I don't know. That's like, I think that's less typical for women to have a more amiable kind of. I feel like Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers very much had like that amiable countenance, but I don't know of a modern day woman that does. I really don't. Do you? That has, and even that is that laid back like that, Margaret Thatcher could do it. Because she could sit there and she was, you know, if you watch old videos of her and debates and all this.

And she was just very calm and amiable, but really sharp-witted. It's just very rare. But I just, the difference between those two, and everybody used to say that it was in the mind of the people. after Hillary Clinton told everybody that she didn't have time to stay home and bake cookies and have teas and that made all the women mad and then Bill Clinton had to go out there and do all this damage control.

I was in high school when that happened. That was in the 90s. And she you could really tell that everybody was tolerating her because of him. Even then. Like she didn't get along with Al Gore, she didn't get along with any of them. They always,

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It was in Charford Great to Manchester. And they found that the brick cellar was filled with empty glass bottles of different shapes and sizes under the course's 13th hole. They think that they found something that was part of the Davy Hillum Hall Manor House, which was demolished in 1888. So, yeah, it was an abandoned wine cellar that was sealed up for 100 years. I mean, I want the wine to be in it for me to have that problem, and then it's not really a problem. It's like a nature's gift, but okay. A mysterious earthquake swarm has hit Nevada near a top secret base that's used for testing nuclear weapons. I wonder why.

Very interesting. Hmm, is the U.S. is restarting our new testing program after 33 years. Oh, my goodness. Now we've got the U.S. Geological Survey's detected 16 moderate tremors, all stronger than 2.5 in magnitude, in the Tenopa Test Range in Nevada, aka Area 52. Both Area 52 and its neighbor, Area 51, sit on a massive complex, which I am very familiar with, thanks to Google Maps, just north of Las Vegas, called NTT, NTT, or Nevada Test and Training Range. And they said they've noticed lots of little earthquakes, little seismic events within 50 miles of the, the Tanopa test range in just the last week. I'm pretty sure it's probably just Kane, not aliens or an army of Bigfoot or any kind of nukes at all whatsoever. Just,

you know. It's a mystery how the earthquake. So we don't know. We throw virgins and volcanoes to stop volcanoes from erupting. We don't know. Actually, we're doing that money at the sun for climate change. So the same thing. Apparently Nebraska as well. South Korean police lose, cease crypto, seized crypto, because they posted the past. password online. Yeah. And John Gotti's grandson wants a break on federal prison time because he's donating a kidney. So he says he's donated a kidney. So he thinks, you know, he wants the judge to cut him a break, right? On some of the, he's donated to a kidney to his alien mom, according to court records.

Stick with us. We've got more in store. So you're expected to just trust the government or some random insurance agent to steer you right on Medicare. And that's exactly how people get stuck plans that don't really fit their lives. Insurance companies push you into plans that pad their profits, not protect your health. That's why I want you to know about Chapter. Chapter is the only advisor that compares and recommends every Medicare plan nationwide, so you actually get the coverage that fits your doctors, your prescriptions, and your budget. Doing things the right way, that helps them save people an average of $1,100 a year. And best of all, talking to Chapter is free and fast. So in under 20 minutes, they can review your coverage, explain your options in plain English,

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and I am absolutely unafraid to disagree with anybody, anytime, anywhere. I mean, for crying not a lot, I've walked into an auditorium, an arena of people where they were screaming burn her. I'm pretty sure I got thicker skin than that. One thing that will rile me up is when people are seen going after troops. We have a lot of military service in my family, and it becomes a very personal issue for me. And to try to keep my wits about me, I get very angry when it seems like people are diminishing the respect that those soldiers deserve, particularly for their choices of why they decided to enlist.

Can I just play this short soundbite of Cut 2? I don't want a full minute. I just want the soundbite. If we can just go ahead, some people can understand what I'm talking about. And I really, I hate disagreeing with a friend, but here it is. My own feeling is no one should have to die for a foreign country. I don't think those four service members died for the United States. I think they died for Iran or for Israel.

I think, I understand how this helps Iran perfectly well. I get it. I mean, I hope. Long term, we'll see. but they seem rather jubilant. 80% of the country does not support the Ayatollah. He was a terrible, terrible man. No one's crying that he's dead.

No normal person. I mean, I don't even need to hear anything else. There's no, unless you say, you know, psych at the end of it, there's no way. First and foremost, because there was a shocking statement. I believe that the 241, I think, total Marines that were killed in the Beirut bombings I believe that they died for America. I believe that the Navy diver that Iran tortured to death in 1985 died for America.

I believe that the 19 airmen who were killed by Iran in 1996 died for America. And I believe that all the soldiers who have been killed by Iranian proxies died for America and every service member who enlisted. Soldiers know when they sign up, what they're signing up. for. They know. Their families know. Their wives know. Their parents know. Soldiers know what it is when they

sign up. They know what it's for and they know why. And do you know why that is? Because they're not simple-minded children who are undeserving of respect and dignity. Nobody should diminish the decision that brought a soldier to serve. Least of all, anyone who has never themselves served. I look at this. I look at the hundreds of American soldiers murdered by Iran through proxies. They died for their country. I don't know how anyone can say that this was an Israeli thing.

When you look at the body count of Iran against the United States, I have friends who are missing limbs right now. One of them sits on Fox News because of Iran. Did he have his legs blown off for Israel or Iran? No. And how dare anybody say such a thing to the face of our soldiers? They're not infants. This infantilization of adult people like the left does with Hunter Biden is insane.

No. Trump is not sending our soldiers to go. die for other countries. And I think that he has been very transparent in his argument about why we are involved in this action. He followed War Powers Act. He notified Congress. He has not committed to sending any boots on the ground. Feel free to tell me where in this process he has already violated an established rule. Iran has made it very clear. They hate America and they've declared war on us. I feel like Aragon when in Lord of the Rings

he says war is upon you whether you like it or not. Hostilities are upon us whether we like it or not. It has nothing to do with Israel. It has nothing to do with fighting and dying for another country. This isn't a long

protracted war on our end. Thank God because we have someone in the White House who is not at all afraid to roll back rules of engagement. and let our fighting forces go and do what they do best. But sometimes, as I said last hour, the cost of inaction is greater than the cost of action, like Les Haspen, when he didn't want to send in tanks to support our troops in Somalia.

Heaven forbid, people get the wrong idea. So we had inaction that cost a lot of lives. There's a lot of this. I mean, I'm just shocked. to hear the stuff that people said in the 60s being repeated today. There is no mistake. And there are going to be, there are going to be people out there that are going to try to tell you this is for Israel. And it's all these people who are tied up somehow in the adoration of Christlam. And it's simply not true. Not only is it not true, but it's disrespectful. And I'll be damn, it sounds

like some Hanoi Jane stuff. I have no problem disagreeing. with people that I've always been friendly with. But I don't know my loyalty to anyone who's ever made me question theirs. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button

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