The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The Last Woke Supper

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

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A Florida man throws $15,000 in cash out of the car. with a naked, poo-covered child in the front seat. Dad of the year here. Oh, man. And then it shows the leading photo that shows this guy shirtless as a Marion County sheriff's deputy tackles him. Oh, my gosh. So they were responding to a road rage incident. And the guy threw $15,000 in cash out of his window.

Deputies responded about 630. The deputy arrived saw a man identified as 38-year-old. Jose Hernandez throwing garbage out of his car. There was a young kid, naked covered in just like feces, in the front seat of the car, not even buckled up. And they apparently had two dogs in the back seat. One of them was aggressive. The guy would not get out. He kept dropping money out.

I don't know. This guy looked insane. They had to use a spray to get the dogs away so that they could take this guy to custody. He had fentanyl and also tons of fentanyl in backies to distribute in his vehicle. He's facing charges of battery and an officer. Okay, here we go. Battery of an officer. Resisting arrest.

Neglecting a child without bodily harm. Trafficking in fentanyl. Four grams or more. And I'm just going to say generally possession of drug paraphernalia. He went to Marion County Jail. They actually don't know if he was the kid's dad. Like they don't have it in the article. So they don't even know whose kid it really was.

That's kind of terrifying. How is it not endangering the child if you've got a bunch of fentanyl you're carrying around with the kid? Yeah. I mean, Florida man on a stolen Walmart scooter led police on a very slow speed chase. Lakeland, Florida. A very low speed chase. A Florida man on a stolen scooter tried to elude deputies. And guess what?

After a mile, the little electric scooter was no match for it. It was a shopping scooter. was no match for the Polk County deputies. So they just called the guy Troy. He stole a bunch of jewelry and handheld game devices. And he took one of their little electric scooters and tried to scoge along. The guy named Troy hit speeds of a whole two mile per hour. Whoa.

Yeah. Before someone called to report a suspicious person driving an electric shopping cart on the highway, deputies caught up to him near the Dunkin' Donuts. And he was in possession of all the merchants. plus the getaway cart. And the stolen scooter was actually worth more than what he stole from the store. So he's got a grand theft charge. But also, how dumb are you?

You deserve to be caught because you're too stupid to have your stupidity go out there and spread. That's crazy. Oh, my heavens. Like, why even do something like that? And let's see. Oh, we had the bag of drugs yesterday. That was telling you what, that was so. A Florida woman beat a PetSmart employee over a bag of crickets.

What? Miami, I don't know, 24-year-old woman surrendered to police. They accused her of beating a pet store employee over a disagreement about a bag of crickets. There's a sale of crickets. The woman was arrested, 24-year-old Genevieve Hildago. As we get moving our partners that help bring you free radio, the folks over at Kaltek, the P-15 is an awesome, awesome pistol. It's absolutely, it's like an all-around.

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The president's Christian. I just answered your question. But was the president offended by it? I just answered the question. I just asked him, did you see it? I don't have anything else to add. Did you see it? Thank you.

Thank you so much. Can you just say if you saw it or not? What is with this juvenile? I just don't know. You're the flipping spokesperson. Can you just like have a better, more professional presentation than this garbage? Jiminy Christmas. Nordstrom pipeline, lady.

Can't pronounce half of the damn words in the booklet they hand her. Come on. You know what? I can't stand the damn Olympics and I don't care. I haven't been watching any of it. It's bread and circus 2024. Dana, why are you such a crumagin? Have you met me? Hi, welcome to the show. We're at the top of our third hour. You can listen coast to coach. You find us at Channel 347 DirecTV, also on X, on Rumble. Hat tip to our friends living in chaos. who they I didn't it's the whole thing about rumble tips like people give you tips on rumble is I like that's actually pretty neat

and I had literally no idea that it happened and then Lorraine's like somebody like like put $20 on the show like what like how does that even happen it just fascinates me yeah makes me think we should do crazy things you know I'm for it right I don't know like you know how they have those people that do anime stuff and that's like real live people and they just do good goofy things and it's weird and people, it's just really, I don't, I'm never going to do that, but you get the, you know, anyway, the, I got to tell you, we got a, what is it, a notification yesterday. So

YouTube hates us. I, and I, I don't, I'm not really a fan of them either. But it's so frustrating because we had, what is it, we had this thing where they knocked us because you can't even talk about bread and circuses. I'm not even going to say the, I'm not, I'm not, I'm talking about the Olympics, but I'm not going to say it anymore, it's only bread and circuses from here on out. Because the IOC may lose their mind and try to go after anybody who says it. I mean, it's like that at that level. They've been so mad from the backlash at their opening games. So when we had the thing about the pommel horse yesterday, even just talk, you show it for a second.

Even if it's fair use, it doesn't matter. You two doesn't care. They put a strike on your account and they take your video down. They do all of this stuff. So you can't actually talk about bread and circuses. the Olympics doesn't want you talking about it. It's weird. It's like, do they even want people watching it?

I don't know. I would love to know what their ratings are like. But they took the official video of their opening ceremony down because, I mean, people like the London one, but they just didn't like the Paris one. And they never said why they took it down. All the full-length versions of the opening ceremonies from London, from Rio, from Beijing, even like all the ones back in the 90s are still up. But they took this one down.

they've been deleting it off YouTube because, to quote, Megan the Stalian, they're giant female copulatory organs. You know, if I'm going by Kamala Harris's And? Are you okay? Hey, Kamala Harris is bringing dignity back by having people twerk at her event. What?

Stop, Kane, for being anti-dignity. Why are you so anti-dignity? Is that what I am? Yeah. All right. So they, anyway, they took it down. They've been deleting it because they're super, sensitive and it's stupid. And it was a horrible, dumb. No one wants to see fat ugly drag queens shaking

their A double snakes on camera and calling it art. That's nasty. I don't want to see a fat dude with breasts bigger than mine dancing on, you know, television as part of the opening ceremony for the Olympics. I mean, it's supposed to be about fit people doing fit people things. I'm not supposed to see giant man babies dressed in drag. It's weird. Or a guy with one of his beans sticking out of his little booty shorts. That's nasty. I mean, come on. You know what it is. So it's like I don't even care.

I'm not watching it. Why the hell would I watch any of it? It's stupid. I care more about watching John Belushi in Little Chocolate Donuts commercials than I do about this. I care more about that than I do about this. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I would rather sit and drink a glass of wine and watch a serial killer documentary than that. I just, they made it so dumb. But they've been taking it off because people have been making fun of their bad opening ceremony online. They dressed a guy. It was a giant fat smurf. That dude was a fat. And then to add insult to injury, they come out and they're like, this wasn't based on the Last Supper.

Even though our producer and the people who literally came up with the idea are on video all over the internet saying it literally was based on the last supper. And it's a commentary on faith. Yeah, they're all over the year. But we're going to act like you, Roobes are stupid and you don't understand Greek mythology. Yeah, that's the point. And then all of these equally stupid far left morons come out. That's right. It was about Greek mythology, completely unaware that all of the people who produced it, directed it, and conceived the idea were on video in numerous interviews leading up to the opening games performances that it was, yes, it's all about the last supper and it's all about, you know, Christianity, etc. It's stop it. And they're trying so hard to carry big buckets of water for these people. So no, I'm not watching it. I mean, I'm not. going to watch it unless the people who participated in the opening ceremonies are going to do

like parody events in the Olympics no I'm not I'm not have you watched any of it I haven't watched any of it I don't even care I can't even tell you how many medals we won I watched a little bit of I saw I saw I don't care the uh female rugby stuff I saw I thought that was pretty good aren't they all fighting with each other too because some one of the gymnasts said something nasty on social media about the other gymnast team and something about them not having the work ethic and then she apologize for it and then now all these catty comments. I'm like, you're grown people. And oh my gosh.

Yeah, I don't know anything about that. I don't know. But yeah, I saw some clips. I would much rather watch like the Scottish games where people throw trees. Right? What do they call those things? I don't know. They're like telephone poles.

Yeah, they call actual trees. They throw actual trees. It's like the, I don't know. I can't. It's like on the tip of my tongue. The internet's going to tell me. Log toss or something. It's not called the long time.

I think it's what it's called. It has a Scottish name and they all eat haggis. Okay, sidebar. One time I had a bunch of, like, I'm just, I don't know how I'll put it for the sake of timeliness. I had a bunch of Scottish people come in the studio when I was in St. Louis one time. And they brought in, like, you know, Scottish stuff. And I'm like, I'll have your scotch all day long. They brought in haggis, which I was positive I was going to hate.

And everyone's like, you're going to hate the haggis. You're going to hate it. And everyone was telling me how much I was going to hate it, except for the Scottish people. They're like, oh, the Scottish people are going to come in. They're going to make you eat that haggis. So nasty. I heard like every, like leading up to it, the whole week leading up to the, oh, you're going to hate it. And I tried it.

Loved it. I don't know why. And I'm not going to, I'm not going to get your shade on it. I loved it. And I was like, what's wrong with you people? This is delicious. Isn't it nutritious too? Very nutritious meats?

Thank you. I'm just going to say. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. But anyway, the Olympics have been slapping everyone with, even more so this year, talking our digital folks, even more so this year than ever before, because people made fun of them. So they're super aggressive about it.

So they've been using DMCA takedowns to get rid of all the repost. They've been going after people on social media. How dare you? How dare you post our public games? And I just think it's funny because you know it's very much a success when they're going around telling everyone threatening them legally to take down repost on social media of the opening games and their fat smurf and all that stuff, you know. I can't even.

Oh my gosh. I just can't. By the way, speaking of which, the naked blue man, the chunky smurf, that's his name. You know that, right? They had smurf at. They had Papa Smurf. They had sleepy smurf. This is just Chunky Smurf.

I mean, anybody who ever watched the Smurfs as a child, like Gargamel remembers him? This is Chunky Smurf. You didn't really see Chunky Smurf a lot. It wasn't like an A-list character. and the smirfs. He wasn't one of the main family members, but he was there in the background. Chunky Smurf, right? Yeah. So the Chonky Smurf,

his French actor and singer, and he spoke out and he was dismissing. He goes, it wouldn't be fun if there wasn't any controversy. You know what? Controversy is so boring. Let me tell you something. I got a rescue pup, okay? I haven't even

had this dog for a week. And this dog, I've had dogs before. I've had super smart dogs and I've had dumb dogs and I've had dogs that were easy to train and dogs that were not easy to train. This is the smartest dog I've ever had. He's Raptor smart. He's going to be opening door handles in the next couple of days. He's already right there. He can fold fitted sheets already. He's so good. He's not all the way potty trained yet. And he gets these things that's normal people and their dogs. They call the Zumis. We call them the demons. And he just flies like someone stuck a rocket up his backside all through the house and it's crazy. He's like a

bullet bill. He turns into it. He's nuts. Anyway, you know, he'll do something completely shocking, like, you know, take a deuce on my hardwood floor, right by the front door and the bells that he's supposed to ring to go out, which he does sometimes. That to me is shocking. And I still

think it was more artistic than what I saw from the clip of the opening ceremony at the Olympics. It was more artistic softer lines cane. Very artfully laid, it was the deuce. Way more artistic than this. And everyone's like it was artistic. What about the controversy? Try it with Islam and then get back to me on how

well that goes, town of Charlie Hebdo. Come and tell me how well that works out if you go. You know why? Because you people are artistic cowards. You're fat, uninspired, unoriginal, stupid, just absolutely shallow artistic cowards. You go for the lowest hanging fruit because Christians don't cut your heads off is why. So you constantly go back to the well of Christianity. Hey, let's mock Christianity again. Let's put a crucifix in a jar of urine. Let's do this same stuff over and over again. And we can do it because no one's going to be cutting our heads off or blowing up our buildings in which we live in. But you do a comic about, you know, Muhammad, and all of a sudden your whole staff is murked. So don't sit here and act like it's artistic or it's brave or it's courageous. There's nothing brave or courageous about it. I just see people with low self-esteem and no body awareness try to pass off doing something that requires. less effort than what my rescue dog laid in front of my door as art. It's not the same. I'm so tired of it.

I was tired of it when I was a kid and Madonna did it with her video. At some point, will someone try to think of something, a more creative way? Like, we've literally gone from the time of, you know, Michelangelo with his amazing sculpture and paintings and Rubens and all of these, you know, amazing artistic expressions to a fat dude dressed as a smurf dancing around on a table, and then they try to act like it's you being stupid about Greek mythology when they've given multiple interviews leading up to it saying it was absolutely based on the Last Supper and it is a parody on faith.

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They said it was a very narrow victory. But the Associated Press called the race at 8.44 p.m. And I think they're still counting the votes because if the final margin is stable of the 30 percentage point, then there's going to be questions as to whether or not she can defeat Gallagher, the Democrat candidate, in November. So that's one to watch. Also, France spent a one and a half billion dollars cleaning feces out of the sane, out of their river. And athletes apparently still can't swim in it. They were supposed to be doing different kind of activities, different events there. But they found that the E. coli levels were 20 times higher than what the world triathlon considers to be acceptable. which is disastrous. One dead dozen sickened by roasted eel served at a Japanese department store. So this was the Kikyu department store, 147 customers.

As of Monday this week had reported symptoms. They were eating grilled eel dishes sold in the grocery section of the department store based in Yokohama near Tokyo. It was between July 24th and 25th. Now, the tradition is that on the hottest days of the summer, you eat roasted eel as a tonic for heat. And that's why everybody was eating this. That's why they had it, why so many

people were eating it. But they said that the common denominator amongst the sickened was that grilled eel because they were trying to figure out what was happening with it. But that's that sounds disgusting. But okay. Team USA women's gymnastics, the team won gold, led by

Simone Biles, powered to first place. And I think it was their first big team gold medal, I think, since 08 as well. So men's and women's teams are doing incredibly, doing incredibly good. Let's see. A French DJ takes illegal action over debt threats over the opening ceremony tableau. I'm sorry, you're not the victim. I don't even give a, I don't even give a rat's ass. You're not the victim. I don't care. National debt crosses the $35 trillion mark.

Live, I mean, this is live debt and unfunded liabilities. That's the national debt, trillion dollars is where we are at now. Generation Z, young men are voting for Trump, young women like Kamala. It's a further distance there, but in the two sexes, this is Gen Z, not millennials, but Gen Z. So you have the females that are leaning towards Kamala, men are leaning towards Trump. I still feel like that that's a little bit of a, I don't know, there's more into it. I'm not going to get into it right now, but there's a little bit more into it than just that. FDA has approved a blood test for colon cancer. This is actually

huge because speaking of Gen Z and actually, really they said baby Gen X and if you're 50 and under, this is something that you're going to have to consider like colon cancer is, it's going to be an epidemic. In fact, I was talking to a doctor who said that they are actually building like entire

colon cancer wings on hospitals like in Houston and around Texas because it's going to be such an epidemic. So the FDA approving a blood test for it to screen it amongst average risk adults in the U.S. is super important. So I can't even play the music. Well, for two reasons.

We can't play the music because we'll get dinged on YouTube because they're fascist. And also because I can't play half the damn words that Megan the Stalion is singing in her show. And I mean... I'm sure this part was wholesome. Yeah, it was super wholesome. This part? Nothing is more wholesome. then, you know, I can't even...

Don't say it. Don't do it. The song is called body. Don't. And can't... Well, she's talking about how a woman's body is crazy and a woman's body is curvy. Okay. And she has big mammaries and a small waist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she says it again. And... I like how today's culture embraces the word mammaries. I'm just going to read some of the words I can say. It's good stuff. Gave it back. Where's Megan at?

Like a barbecue, but she won't get your baby back. Um, numb, numb, numb. You're far enough in the song. You're far enough in. No, I want to make sure that people understand the newsy, because she performed at Kamala Harris's. I'm pretty sure we all. A presidential campaign event. So this is very newsworthy.

So again, she remarks upon the woman's body, the curviness of the body, the mammary glands, and the small waist. And then she, again, remarks upon the body and the curves that the woman has the size of her mammary glands and her small waist. Yeah, yeah. And it keeps going from there. Sounds clinical. I mean, they're saying mammary glands like that. Yeah, but she, that's what she was, that was at the. Kamala Harris event.

Yeah. And then she performed Savage. And she talked about her mood and asked what was happening and then talked about her female copulatory organ gratuitously. All right. So.

We're done, right? Um. Finished talking about this? It's taken everything I have right now. So is this part of Hose for Harris or what? Curious. Is it? What?

Because we had, hold up. I'm asking genuinely, because we had white broads for Harris. Wait, were those cis broads? Not cis broads. I don't know. White broads for Harris. White dudes for Harris. Right.

I don't know. I'm just, you know, I'm just wondering. If you're on stage at an event and you're talking about your male copulatory organ and another woman's memory glands, I'm just wondering if it's a host for Harris, kind of thing. And then there's a million jokes to be made just about that alone. So, oh, yeah, we are starting the second hour like this. This is the time we live in, guys.

Dana Lash here with you. Welcome. Top of the second hour of the program. So she was at, in Atlanta. She was at Kamala Harris rally in Atlanta. I mean, and then the people left. Lorraine noted that everybody was leaving.

After Megan the Staling performed, everybody left. Kamla hadn't even gotten out there. hadn't even gotten out on the stage. And they were leaving. They were leaving. My favorite part was the live stream that had Harris for president in the corner while Megan the Staling was singing about female copulatory organs and their various sizes. That was the chef's kiss of the whole thing.

Got to say. So, you know. Well, I mean, decency is back. Dignity. in the White House. Dignity is back. It's back in the White House. I'm telling you what.

So there's that. I mean, maybe just get two-life crew up there. I don't know. I mean... Where's EZE when you... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So people were leaving before she... She hadn't even been up there talking for like a couple of minutes and people started leaving. But that's, you know, campaign outreach. What my... Did you see some of the attention?

attendees in the background. Yeah, if you thought you were going to get a speech on policy, no sirs, no sirs, no maims, you're not. Just, okay, that's, that was awkward. Her, that whole campaign thing that she did, that was awkward there. But hey, you know, if that's what it takes to try to get people to vote for you, the grandparents that were right behind her as, uh, the dancers were twerking there at the event, that was really, especially the one with a little handkerchief on her neck. You know, that was just truly, truly it. So she couldn't, I'm just, you know, I don't know. I'm never going to, I'm never going to say anything about Lee Greenwood being brought out on stage for the millionth time to sing. And I like Lee Greenwood. Don't get me wrong.

But literally, it's like every time a Republican puts together an event, they're like, wait a minute, do we have Lee Greenwood? Every time there's an event, it can't be an event. It can't go on unless Lee Greenwood is there to sing. And I'm sure Lee Greenwood is like, you know, I got other songs. I do have other songs. But it's most American one. Yeah, I know. And they're all, you know, about America. It's almost like a funny farm scene.

You know at the end of, which if you haven't seen, you've got to see it. Chevy Chase is in that movie when he was younger before he was an old man, jackass. But Chevy Chase is in this movie, Funny Farm, and he buys this farm in upstate New York. And, you know, they have this idyllic country life that's, you know, what him and his wife want. And anyway, it ends up falling apart. And they're trying to sell a place. And they bring. bring in all the townspeople to help them sell it.

And so the townspeople literally are like releasing deer in the yard for as prospective home buyers come in. And they have people that are, they're paying everybody $50 for like going above and beyond trying to attract buyers and people are caroling and all kinds. It's so ridiculous. But it's like that. Like they're going to release the Eagles. Cue Lee Greenwood.

And then Lee Greenwood comes out right as an eagle sores. And then fireworks go off. And I don't know. I'm just, you know, I'm just saying. So this was, I guess this was them trying to compete with that. Like I said, I'm never going to say anything about bringing out Lee Greenwood again. Because after this, I'll take Lee Greenwood singing the same song a million times over. Then her trying to get this hot and making certain things.

I'm just saying that those are the lyrics. The white dudes for Kamala behind her look, I don't know. And some of the women don't look too. Just saying. So that's, I don't know, she's going to, Kamala's got to pull a little bit harder than this. She is the only Democrat thus far to qualify for the DNC rule call vote. And after a key deadline pass, she is officially the nominee with no opponents. Nobody else met the threshold of support necessary to contend for the party's nomination.

But still, I want to reiterate, she's not the official nominee yet. Not really the official nominee. However, they have delegates that are going to be virtually formed. voting to virtually formalize her nomination, sticking to the party's existing plan to finalize the nominee before the August 7th ballot access deadline in Ohio. And she's going to have her running mate selected before them. So I don't know. She keeps daring Trump to debate her.

She was saying, she was trying to challenge Trump in Athens like, say it to my face. Why don't you come and say it to me? Maybe you come to debate. You don't get to change everything. and then act like you're the one. Wait, what? You don't get to, that's no. That's not how you, that's not how you do it.

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