The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The Real Jasmine Crockett

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Dana reacts to Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s attack against Gov. Greg Abbott’s disability and exposes her history of fake ghetto pandering as she came from a rich, affluent neighborhood in Missouri. Meanwhile, a disabled woman had her Tesla vandalized at an Olive Garden?? Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comTurn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today! Goldcohttps://DanaLikesGold.com My personal gold company - get your GoldCo 2025 Gold & Silver Kit. PLUS, you could qualify for up to 10% in BONUS silverAll Family Pharmacyhttps://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/DanaCode Dana10 for 10% off your entire orderByrnahttps://byrna.com/danaDon’t leave yourself or your loved ones without options. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/DanaDana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service code DANAHumanNhttps://humann.comSupport your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels with Superberine by HumanN. Find it now at your local Sam’s Club next to SuperBeets Heart Chews.  Tax Network USAhttps://TNUSA.com/DANADon’t let the IRS’s aggressive tactics control your life empower yourself with Tax Network USA’s support.  Reach a USA based agent @ 1(800) 958-1000 - Don’t fight the IRS aloneKelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSee the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its bestPreBornhttps://Preborn.com/DanaDonate by dialing #250 and saying “BABY” or give securely a Preborn.com/Dana.

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stop. He had already served a three-year prison sentence. He was charged with trafficking meth, possession of all, some, enough drugs to sell or deliver. They got two counts, possession, blah, blah, blah, blah, prescription, all kinds of stuff. Anyway, so he was pulled over. He had drugs and kids in a car. And he got pulled over and told police, oh, I just smoke some pot. He had a lot more than pot, lots more than pot. According to the Putnam County Sheriff's Office, the 41 year. Oh my gosh. He is not 41. They said they tried to talk to him, but he kept falling in and out of sleep mid-conversation. They pull him over for a traffic violation, and he kept falling asleep. He told deputies that he and his female passenger accidentally smoked too much pot before they were

pulled over. His guy's 41. Juan's showing you his, is it the tattoos maybe that make him look older? I don't know. I can't believe he's 41. That dude. looks like he's 60. Look how gaunt he is. Well, that's the meth'll do it. Little meth will do it. So they said that neither he nor his passenger had a medical marijuana card. Sure.

Two kids in the car at the time. And they found all kinds of stuff. Meth, stuff to like distribute meth, things like that. So they're all in jail. That's all you need to know. But I can't believe that guy's 41 years old. I'm sorry. I'm calling shenanigans on that.

I love how we have tent man, Florida man. Tent man. Okay. tentman. His camping supplies include, oh, is that meth? What it looks like in crystal form? I've actually never seen it. Look at that. Is it? It looks like a, it looks like a, it's somebody went in a Spelunkin in a cave and took out some stones. They looked like moon rocks. I have no idea why that fascinates me. Tentman's camping supplies include over $2,000 in cash meth and T-H-C gummies. And apparently is not a shirt amongst him. He was selling meth from a tent behind a

discount store in Fort Pierce. As one does. As one would do. His last name is Hedy. Daniel Heddy with 2Ds, of course it is. He was well, he was found by his tent shirtless sitting on

a Home Depot bucket behind the DQ in a tent selling meth. That works. Yeah, I believe that. Also with no shoes. I love how they just keep adding onto it. They got a search warrant for his tent.

I did not know that you had to get for a tent. I mean, I knew for like a glove compartment. You know, my glove compartment slacks is a trunk in the back. I know my rights are you going to need a warrant for that? Okay, so they had to get a warrant for his tent. And that's where they found all this stuff. They found meth and they found, is it illegal to have the gummies? Oh, wait, those are the pot.

Those are the acid gummies. No, that's not right. All the pot people are going to die. The THC thingies. Is it legal? I don't even know the term. I think it's only legal medicinal. in Florida, right? I don't know. I don't, I thought it was just like the CBD thing. Okay, so this is the

stuff that gets you, hi. And so, and then he had drug paraphernalia. I don't know. So, so he's in jail and his bond is set it a whole $51,000. I love that he was in a tent behind a DQ, shirtless, shoeless, sitting on a Home Depot bucket selling that. There you go. Gold prices have surged over 40% since January, 2024, considered. consistently reaching new highs. According to Goldman Sachs' research, the upward trend is expected to persist due to strong demand from central banks. It's stuff like this that's made me take action and why I've bought precious metals like gold and silver. I've partnered with a great company that makes it super easy to buy, easy, transparent, and simple. And that company is Goldco. They're a huge supporter of this show, and they're the best at what they do. And right now, you can get a free 2025 gold and silver kit jam-packed with critical information. about buying precious metals. It was a huge help, not just for me, but to all of you, if you do this. And for my audience, you could also qualify for up to a 10% instant match in bonus silver. It's a really great deal. So don't miss out. Visit dana likesgold.com to learn more. That's

Dana likesgold.com. Now, I first told you before everybody else yesterday that Jasmine Crockett, when she was making all of, you know, because she's clapped back. I hate this phrase. I'm saying it because that's how the headlines are. Oh, she's clasper. lapping back, Democrat princess, Jasmine Crockett. We first, we were the first ones to tell you yesterday that she's a history of this. She has a history. So I've had someone ask me, well, you know, she's just making a joke. So don't you think that, you know, aren't conservatives getting a little sensitive? I think that you need to redefine what you think a joke is. These people who use this excuse, if that's your measure of humor, you suck. Like as a human, you're horrible

and I never want to be around you. If you think that that kind of stuff counts as a joke, then you're too dumb to talk to. And I hope that someone out there's offended and turns me off because, my gosh, I don't want any association with any brain matter that practice is such stupid logic. I mean, seriously. Did you see some of them yesterday, Kane?

Some people supposedly on our side. Like, oh, well, and then, no, that would be one thing if she had said this, like, one time and was making not a joke that, like, to, like, purposely jab at him. But if it was just, you guys understand the context. It's very difficult to explain the abstract to stupid people, like the ones who defend this as humor. It's not humor because it's not funny.

That's like saying S&L is funny. People who say this is humorous, those people are murdered comedy. They've murdered humor. They've murdered intellect. They've murdered smart discourse. She has repeatedly done this. She has tweet after tweet after tweet. She has reposted numerous tweets.

She has liked numerous tweets. I mean, multiple years of making fun of Greg Abbott for not able, for him not, you know, heaven forbid it's all his fault, right? A tree fell on him and broke his back when he was 26 years old. He was not able to walk anymore. He had to rely up on a wheelchair. And that's where, that's why he's in a wheelchair today. She has been making fun of him for this for a long time.

So I think people, I get really mad when I see people say, well, isn't that, it's not actually the same thing because she's doing it on purpose, designed to make a job. jab at him specifically because of his inability to walk. Now, again, and I'm going to say this one last time because these people have enraged me. I get that these people are stupid and they have to be baby walked into this explanation. And I know, don't waste your time. Let me do it for you because you have busier things and more important things to attend to. But it's not a joke. And again, she's done this repeatedly as we were the first people to tell you yesterday, afternoon. She's done this quite a lot. Not only that, but can she stop pretending that she's

ghetto. She's not ghetto. That's like Trump going out and pretending that he's a redneck. She's not ghetto. Okay? If you send me hate mail, I will print it out and run it over with my segue. And then I'm going to take it to the range and blow holes in it with some birdshot. Promise you. She acts like she's like a street queen. Again, I made mention of this last night.

If you signed up to the newsletter over a chapter and verse, you have the full story. I grew up in St. Louis. Missouri is my home state. And she and I are about the same age, which shocks me because she seems way more immature. She went to school and is from an area that is very affluent. Jasmine Crockett grew up way the hell richer than I or Kane or most of you could imagine. She attended the most elite, exclusive, expensive school that you could imagine. go to in the whole state of Missouri. It's Mary Institute in St. Louis Country Day School in St. Louis

just colloquially, M-I-C-D-S. And it is a school where, I mean, every cane, every politician's kids went there, politicians, kids went there, business owners, like CEOs, all their kids went to MICDS, famous people, their kids went to MICDS, the athletes, they went to MICDS. My very first job as a lowly reporter was to do a profile piece on an up-and-coming performer in St. Louis for a magazine, and this performer had attended MICDS. And they were doing an event at their school, their alma mater. And they had, it was like, you know, they, not a field trip, what am I thinking of Kane. Like a, they had an expo or something at the school where this performer was answering questions and all of this. Thank you. Assembly. Yeah, when everybody gets into the gym. Dude, have you ever

been into MICDS? Now, Kane's from St. Louis too. You know MICDS very well. Have you ever been into that school? No. Dude. Dude. Everything is top notch. It is less like a school. It is less like a school. and it honestly seemed like a resort when I went in. I'm not even going to talk about the food court cafeteria thing. I'm not even going to touch on that. The area where we had this assembly,

I have never been in like a theater. Like they had their own theater, then they had their own state-of-the-art gym. They had all of this stuff. They had like super plush, cushy, boozy seats. It was just a really, it smelled like money when you walked in.

and I drove up in my beat up car and I'm doing, you know, this profile. It was, what, 22 years old doing this profile and this performer. And oh my gosh, this school was so bougie. This school for is pretty much the equivalent for tuition. I think it's, I mean, it's like a college, you know. Just let me, let me see you had all the, John Danforth went there. So John Danforth was an MICDS grad, right? Everybody knows John Danforth.

He was a senator, Pete Wilson, who was the senator, governor of California. Pete Wilson went to MICDS. Do you guys remember the McCluskey dude who was out in his front yard with his gun? He was an MICDS grad. And he lived in that big old fancy house there in downtown. Joe Buck went to MICDS. The famed broadcaster went to MICDS. Vincent Price.

Everyone knows Vincent Price, right? one of the greatest ever, he went to MICDS. This is like, this is their who's who. All of these people, T.S. Eliot went to MICDS. You also had, I'm trying to think of some of the other people. I mean, everybody who was everybody went to MICDS. Republicans, Democrats, communists, socialist, it didn't matter. Everybody went to MICDS.

Betty Graebel. She didn't graduate, though. because there was around like, but she went to MICDS. Everybody went there. All these, like the CEO of So The Bees went to MICDS. So you kind of get an idea. MICDS also, and I'm not running down the school, I'm just letting you know perspective here.

Because I think if you're going to cosplay ghetto, then let's like look at the full story. Because that's part of her identity, right? Like poop booty juice, being gay and having a baby is all his identity. He can't do anything without reminding you. that he's gay. Just do the damn job, but you know, we don't live in that world anymore. But this school also in St. Louis, they had, they don't, do they still call it the veiled

profit ball? No, I think, yeah, the VP fair. So way back when, yeah, they used to be coming the VP fair. And that was the big Fourth of July thing that they had in downtown St. Louis. And it was called the VP for Veiled Prophet. Well, Kane, the Prophet. I don't know. I'd make a joke about it, but people will get upset

because, you know, the people who say that conservatives take things to literally, if I made a joke about somebody being in a hood, the left would lose their minds like they've done before. But I'm just going to say, the veiled prophet, and I've written stories on this, kind of looked a little clansy. I'm not saying it was on purpose, or that they, I'm just saying it was, you know, this, that, all of this, I'm going to bring

this tugboat ashore. All of this got started back when they had strikes in the day, the railroad, and the east side, all that stuff, and they had this big thing, bread and circus, right? That's how this whole thing came to be. Anyway, they would have all these deputants. There was one chick who was on the office or,

was on the office or somebody, an actress who was a debutante in the VP ball, and they found out, and she got in a lot of trouble because of the history of the VP thing. So it's where all the deputants, the socialites of St. Louis get together. If you actually look at where all those people go to school,

like, all, everybody goes to either John Burroughs or M-C-D-S. Those are the, you know, John Burroughs is like number two, M-C-C-D-S is one. So this is where Jasmine Crockett grew up. She grew up in the lap of privilege. She went to and graduated from MICDS. She was at Rosati Cain for a while, but she graduated from MICDS.

So she never, she wasn't in public education. She lived in the nicest parts of town. She went to the nicest schools. I couldn't even afford to even look around except as a job at my CDS. So Jasmine Crockett, the only people, she knows this privilege, not poverty. The only streets Jasmine Crockett knows are the streets that she drove through to get to

her country day school. Is it? So stop acting, stop cosplaying like your street. That's such a racist and bigoted view of your voting block. And I'm not the only person saying this. There are a lot of black moderates and black conservatives and everyone

is like, why is she like cussing and acting like she's going to fight everybody now? Is that what she thinks her voting block once? And her voting block, by the way, I hope if you are a black politician, you think that you're representing more than just black Americans. You're representing black and white Americans. You know, not, you know, your, your district of the elected seat in which you hold is more than just that.

But this idea that she's, I think if you're, if you're going to represent yourself like that, you need to be authentic. Stop transing up your identity. Now, she has no excuse for this behavior. but she is trying to throw elbows because she wants a seat at the table of this attention economy. This is what politics have devolved to. And the right is no stranger to it. Just the left invented it.

They're throwing elbows trying to get some of this attention economy. I don't know what all this is going to look like in four years because I just don't know how much lower you can go. When you're already ridiculous, where's the bottom? Is there a bottom with us? I don't know. but this idea that Democrats have, I don't want to dissuade them because I think it works in our favor. Their voting base believes that they're still the same voting base that they were 10 years ago, where most moderate Democrats would turn their heads and look the other way when their base,

well, it wasn't even their base at that time. They were just like on the outside. They were on the periphery. Now they are the base because Democrats never had the brass to stand up to them. But I think that they still believe that they have the numbers. They don't. They are more unpopular than at any point in American history. I don't know how far back they measured this.

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You can't take a lighter on board. Actually, the last time we went to Vegas, I saw the person in front of me had it in their carry-on. Really? You can take a lighter on carry-on. B-S. No, it was in plain view of TSA. I, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, we're stopping right here. Can you take a lot?

Lider on carry on. That was when I was in Texas heading to Vegas. Oh, yes, you can. So there you're allowed one lighter in your carry-on bag. It has to be disposable or Zippo-style lighter without fuel. Oh. Without fuel. Who brings a lighter without fuel?

All right. The lighter has, so yeah, they said that you can refuel it after security. Yeah, not everybody's doing that before. Okay, so that I'm just, because I can't have anything over three point, whatever, four ounces for hand lotion. but somebody can bring a stupid lighter on board.

Anyway, so this guy, he's flicking his lighter on and off. And the pilot's like, this is your last chance. I'm going to divert this aircraft if you don't stop. And people are wondering, you know, you just can't make fire when you're on the plane. He's totally smoking on the damn plane. Yeah, I mean, I just feel, and there's a woman who tried, in a separate one, she tried, Juan showing you right now. She literally was trying to smoke on the plane.

And she burned the seat cover with a lighter. How do these people, again, they literally confiscated my mic stand because they said it was a weapon. My microphone stand. And they tried to once confiscate my son's protractor because they said it looked sharp. But these people can take lighters on. Jim, any Christmas. I can't even with these people. That's so stupid.

All right. Wait, we got more. Let's see. H.O. Wait. Oh, no. homeowners are demanding $10,000 from HOA as the dues are spent accidentally paying someone else's bills, and it went on for years and years. I think HOAs are insane.

And I think some of them out extend their purpose. It's in Charlotte, North Carolina, they took a look at their HOA's finances and found that they were actually paying for people's bills, like water bills, utilities, things like that. And the whole neighborhood suffered. So they filed suit. Always check this stuff. Always check this stuff. We have a lot more on the way as we roll towards the bottom of this hour and a lot still to discuss. Stick with us.

Now she says she feels targeted. Damaging a personal vehicle does not affect Elon. If anything, it's giving him more money to fix the vehicle that you damage. It's not damaging who you're thinking it is. Just before 6 p.m. on Thursday, Abigail Gale and her family were seated for dinner at Olive Garden. Over an hour later, they left, and what they found waiting for them was shocking. Quite a lot of damage. He keyed this side as well, which, as you can see, this side, it even looks like it affected above the tire.

This is a lot more damage. So a disabled woman had her car. I'm surprised Jasmine Crockett didn't pop up to make fun of her. A disabled woman had her car vandalized because her car is a Tesla. that's that's that's that's what's happening now she's eating having a nice meal at olive garden comes out and her car is busted up it scratched up all of that because someone didn't like the fact that she had a Tesla welcome back to the program Dana Lash with you do you realize too that when this story first posted do you know what some of the comments were from the left

they were making fun of her for eating an olive garden hold up aren't you all bitching about the cost of eggs and they're making fun of her because she's eating an olive garden is olive garden not good for you Marxists I thought you guys I thought you all were part of the proles right you're the proletariat you're all down with the little people she's eating at Olive Garden

the hell's wrong with Olive Garden I want one of you Marxist snobs to tell me What's wrong with Olive Garden? They got good salads. I mean, not everybody lives, you know, like by the hill in St. Louis. Sorry. Not everybody lives near Trest Everet. Not every, I mean, you know, sometimes that might be the only Italian they can get. What's wrong with an olive garden?

Nothing. You go and you get a nice meal and it's reasonably priced. These Marxist snobs are like, can you believe it? That was the first hints to sky. Those were some of the first responses that I saw when people were reacting to this story. The people on the left were mocking her because she was eating in an olive garden. Oh, Juan's going off about that fetichini alfredo that they got an olive garden. It's the real deal, man.

That's a creamy sauce. It's delicious. It's been a minute since I've eaten there, but I always like Olive Garden. We had them. I feel like there's fewer ones down here in Texas than there are Missouri cane. I think that's accurate. Yeah. Because I felt like there was an olive garden in every city, in every sub-city in St. Louis, right?

The salad, along with the bread, is unlimited. Unlimited stick. Unlimited. It's good. So I don't know why people are getting mad. So she's eating in an olive garden, these snotts. I just got really mad about that. Yeah, they've got some good stuff.

They've got some decent wines, too. You know, I mean, go, you have you a red sauce? get you a cab, you know, have an infinite stick and some salad? I don't know about you, but when I'm there, I feel like family. Do you feel like family? Yeah, when I'm there. So weird. I do as well.

Isn't that something? Amazing. Hmm. Yeah, it's, I don't know why people get all upset about that. Like, oh, you're, but that was the first, I mean, I'm not, I mean, like the first handful of comments when I first saw that posted. So right off the bat, there's your glaring difference between the right and the left. the left which is trying so hard to make a play for the blue collar voter but then they're going to make fun of a disabled woman because she's eating at an olive garden and came out and found her Tesla vandalized because she has a Tesla and they're making fun of her not just because her Tesla got there I mean they again Jasmine Crockett's going to pop up any second laugh at her but then they're like on you're eating an olive so they immediately discounted the transgression done to her because

And, Kane, correct me if I'm wrong, nowhere in the full story does she say, oh, I'm a Republican or I'm a conservative.

No. She didn't even talk about it. Nobody knows what she is. Nope. No stickers on the car. No, she, yeah, nothing.

They are just like, Tesla, you must be a Nazi. And they immediately, and then they're ironic, they scratch her car up before ironically getting into their Volkswagen

and driving off to their Eagles nest. I mean, I've got questions. No one's accused them of being deep thinkers. No, but they want that blue collar voter though. Yeah. But not that one, apparently.

So what are, you know how many blue collar people got Tesla's? There are a lot of blue collar people got Tesla's. They're a lot, I mean, they, everybody that I know who's blue collar, including a couple of family members. And they're on the left. I mean, I know people on the left on the right and in the middle that own. Teslas. The people that bought them initially, they're like big time. I think they were the, the most enthusiastic members of that base. Does that make sense? They love EVs and they really do think that's where cars are going, right? Then those were the early adopters. Then I think you

had the people that loved gadgets and they love the idea of something going that fast, you know, that fast that quickly. And then you got the people, I think there's, sure, there are people out there the bottom because they, you know, they thought, you know, they liked Elon Musk and they wanted to support. I'm considering buying one literally so I can get into a fight. Not for any of the other reasons.

So I don't know. I just, um, I think that they're going to have a lot of problems if this stuff keeps happening. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify, or wherever you

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