The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: The Too Late Show With NOT Stephen Colbert

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

Dana reacts to CBS canceling “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” altogether. What was behind this decision? Meanwhile, Barack Obama says young boys need a gay man in their life for guidance and t...hat having only a father around isn’t enough. Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…Angel Studioshttps://Angel.com/danaStream King of Kings, check out fan-picked shows, and claim your member perks.Allio CapitalDownload Allio from the App Store or Google Play, or text “DANA” to 511511 to get started today.All Family Pharmacyhttps://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/Dana Medical freedom is American freedom. Use code DANA10 to get 10% off your order.Relief Factorhttps://ReliefFactor.com OR CALL 1-800-4-RELIEFTurn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today! Byrnahttps://Byrna.com/danaGet your hands on the new compact Byrna CL. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off.Patriot Mobilehttps://PatriotMobile.com/DanaDana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service code DANA.HumanNhttps://humann.comFind both the new SuperBerine and the #1 bestselling SuperBeets Heart Chews at Sam’s Club!Keltechttps://KelTecWeapons.comSee the third generation of the iconic SUB2000 and the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its best.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Well, we have a story here from the villages.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Yeah. I always sounds like we're talking about Minecraft when I'm like, it's a villager. A villager was arrested with a stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Village's news says a man with a stolen motorcycle. was found to have methamphetamine concealed in... Give me another word for it, Cain. In his anal bum cover. Kai Cameron Huff. Now, how is he 36 in the villages? He began driving straight towards the deputy's patrol car heading in the opposite direction.
Starting point is 00:00:55 The deputy was forced to take evasive actions and then, of course, then pursued. Oh my gosh, this guy's mugshot. He is high as a kite. During the traffic stop, the deputy pursued and pulled him over. He noticed a burnt piece of a balloon. foil and a small silver spoon, obviously indicative of drug usage. And then he noticed the smell of, you know, some drugs coming from, you know, this, he found, you know, he found, he found four grams of marijuana and he found a bunch of dime-sized baggies. And then he found a bunch of other aluminum
Starting point is 00:01:24 foil and a cut plastic straw and then something that had residue of fentanyl in it. And then when the guy was taken in to jail, I'm trying to really, taken into something. County Detention Center, you know, they had to do a search. That's when they discovered a bunch of meth that was concealed. First off, wouldn't you be afraid that, oh, man, look at it. He's high as a kite. Would you be afraid? If you're normal, not druggy person, yes, you would definitely be afraid.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Like, what if something happened and you, like, absorbed that? You would die. That would be an overdose of an amount from which you could never come back. You're using sanity to explain insanity. Apparently, I don't know. Oh my gosh. So yeah, he's totally in jail. I got to share this story with you. A woman attacked a driver that hit and killed a chicken that was crossing a road. Oh, she didn't know. No, no, no. It's really good. So this lady stops to let the chicken cross the road and another Florida woman tried to speed around her and apparently ran it over. And so this Florida woman got bear spray and attacked her. I'm not against it. I really don't understand what the crime is here, Kane. A woman stopped at an intersection. It's Key West, local Channel 12, WKRC.
Starting point is 00:02:43 And according to the arrest report, 38-year-old Cynthia Sosa stopped at the intersection to let a chicken cross the road. A driver behind her began honking and then sped around her and ran over the chicken. She pursued the driver, caught the driver, blocked the road in front of the victim's vehicle,
Starting point is 00:03:00 got out, tried to open the door, and then pulled out her bare mace and sprayed the lady directly in the face. Then she fled the scene, but she was taken into custody later. She's got two counts of aggravated battery and one kind of burglar with a solder battery. What does this other broad get? Can I just be honest? This is why I couldn't be a police officer.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I'd be like, I don't see a crime here. What? I think it is a crime to make somebody. She ran over that chicken. That woman could have, what if she would have hit, what if that woman was stopping because she was letting a woman in a wheelchair across the road? Well, that's different. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:03:36 This lady had no, the lady behind her had no idea. I think there's a difference. She was just gunning around her because she was being a doucher. Rained over the chicken. Slight difference between an old lady in the wheelchair and a chair. How would she know? She was behind the lady's car. She couldn't see. I agree. She was reckless.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I think if you're reckless and stupid, you might get hit with bear spray. But then were they going to ticket the chicken for jaywalking? No. I mean, it's dead because she rained it over. I need more common sense. I just, if I was a police officer called to this, I'd be like, I don't see a crime. Don't make false calls to the police. And I'd leave.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I'd be for that. I'd be for that. I know that we have police officers listening here. We're going, Dana. Dana. That bear mace, though. My God. What else would you want?
Starting point is 00:04:19 That's harsh for a human being. It's harsh for bears. Well, what if she's, that's all she had. It's harsh for bears. Bears don't care. All right, we, uh, I know. I have a couple more of them. I, I'm fascinated with that story.
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Starting point is 00:05:41 We got a great show for you tonight. Senator Adam Schiff was my guest. We harmonized on Seven Bridges Road. What a voice, I cried. But before we start the show, I want to let you know something that I found out just last night. Next year will be our last season. The network will be ending the late show in May. And, yeah, I share your feelings.
Starting point is 00:06:11 It's not just the end of our show, but it's the end of the late show on season. I'm not being replaced. This is all just going away. Uh-huh. Yay. Golly. So, everyone, so Stephen Colbert announced last night that, as you heard, he's not going to be, this next season is his last season, right?
Starting point is 00:06:33 He's not going to be coming back. He's not going to be doing his Colbert show, which I've never watched. He literally took the Dave Letterman time slot and made it a giant. Ruined it. Yeah, he ruined it. He trashed. He just completely took it. destroyed it. Although Letterman, you know, NBC Letterman was better than CBS Letterman, let's be
Starting point is 00:06:50 honest. It was. Let's, you know, so it wasn't, yeah. But anyway, he ruined it. He completely ruined whatever was left of it. And just by being such a bitter B. I mean, he wasn't funny. He's not funny. That was even not funny. I have not, the only time I ever saw him when he was funny was like way back when he was first getting started on the Daily Show with John Stewart. And that was before he became obsessed with being a leftist. And he was funny then. And he was more lighthearted. And then that lightheartedness went away. And he became like an empty husk, an empty desiccated husk of what he was of a person. And he was so bitter and filled with rage all the time. He just, it looks like there's just like a river of rage that's just, you know, right
Starting point is 00:07:47 underneath the surface. And he's, it was just, he became obsessed. And he didn't just become obsessed with being leftist. He became obsessed with being nasty about it. And he mistakenly assumed that the more ignorant or the, the more, uh, rude one is about a political issue, the funnier it is, that that makes it funny and that that somehow was a substitute for clever humor. As you know, it is not. And he now finds that out. I keep seeing that people say that he was canceled and he wasn't canceled. And we'll talk about that in a minute.
Starting point is 00:08:28 But people aren't attracted to audio sound bite eight, stuff like this. This is flashback Colbert. This is just not attractive. Listen. Sir, they're not whole countries. For one, Donald Trump isn't their president. He just insulted everyone in his audience, and they clap like seals. They clap like seals. Or this, audio sound bite nine.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Flashback. Again, flashback, Colbert. This is all his show is anymore. It would be my honor to say it to your face. Just walk a little closer to your TV screen, please. Just a little close to your TV screen. Let me just get our up here and go, you Donald Trump are horrible, horrible, horrible. human being. This is not funny. That is not funny at all whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:09:26 People are just applauding the fact that he is confirming their bias. They're not applauding him because he's clever. They're not applauding him because anything that he said is funny. They're just applauding him because he thinks like they do. That's why they're rewarding him. And the way that the left puts it, they're acting like this is that Colbert is being taken off air
Starting point is 00:09:45 because he dared to criticize the president. This is actually what Brian Stelter on was saying, via CNN last night. Audio sum by 10. This is what he's arguing. Right from the optic standpoint, the timing could not be worse for CBS. Colbert is such an outspoken Trump critic. He's just back from vacation. And as he showed there on Monday on his first night back from vacation, he's also a thorn in his parent company's side. So this looks to a lot of Colbert's fans like another form of capitulation by CBS to the president of the United States. Yeah, but it wasn't. And of course, this is after, you know, the CBS and ABC Trump settlements, because the, CBS 60 Minutes,
Starting point is 00:10:28 remember they had to pay $16 million, and they were essentially helping to finance the future library and pay his legal fees. That was part of his lawsuit settlement, because remember going back all the way to the election, you had this Kamala Harris interview that, you know, they violated federal election law. Their own laws that they came up with, violated and they get in trouble with. Paramount was, which owned CBS, they were the ones,
Starting point is 00:10:55 16 million to settle that 60 minutes lawsuit. And that, I think that was what announced at the first of the year. So the argument that the left is trying to make is that because of that Paramount, which owns CBS, is trying to make sure that nobody criticizes Trump. And so that's why Colbert was pulled. But it wasn't. As Fortune points out, Colbert, was canceled days after he went after his bosses over the Trump settlement. And this is, this was just actually this, so this is this morning announcing that CBS is canceling the late show, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they get into how he had gone on publicly to criticize Paramount, to criticize
Starting point is 00:11:45 their, they're settling with Paramount, to criticize all of that. And I mean, he went after, it was described as withering criticism. He told his audience that, well, the audience that was watching him at the time, he was, he was critic, he was talking to Adam Schiff. He was criticizing him, criticizing Paramount, criticizing the settlement. And you can't do that. Can I just say that you can't, in any profession, go after your bosses. right? Can you, I want, in your workplace, can you go and trash your bosses moves without any penalty? If you are, you know, if you work in a design firm, can you criticize your bosses
Starting point is 00:12:36 for their decisions or for company moves publicly? Can you do that anywhere else? I mean, I don't know why people are saying that this is cancellation. And the left is saying, oh my gosh, right canceled Colbert. Even some people on the right are saying, yes, Colbert was canceled. And he wasn't canceled. That's like such a, I talked about this on, on X this morning. He wasn't canceled. You can't, that's kind of, you can't, you can't, you can't criticize your bosses like that. He criticized them publicly. That's insubordination. We are all, all of us, we are all eligible to meet the same penalty. If I went out and I started trashing Radio America, guess what? There's a penalty for that. Every employment agreement that I have ever had, and you can't tell me that Colbert
Starting point is 00:13:31 does not have an employment agreement, every employment agreement that I've ever had, a condition of continued employment is that you don't go and trash your bosses. You don't go and trash your company. That's boilerplate in any employment agreement. He goes out and he's trashing his bosses. Now, Paramount didn't come out and say this is explicitly why, but this comes literally days after he was doing this. Furthermore, I don't know if you've seen his ratings lately. His ratings are horrific. His show was performing so horribly and his ratings had declined so badly that there was just no way to justify the ad rates for keeping him in his day part. There wasn't. There was no, there's no reason why he needed, I mean, he, it's not canceling to remove poorly performing talent. That's business. And by the way, all of this information is public. You know what I was thinking about like the, the realm of tonight shows, whether it's, you know, like Jay Leno or Johnny Carson or whatever? I really feel like Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel particularly killed it.
Starting point is 00:14:53 They killed the late night shows. They killed them. Jimmy Fallon started coming close. Remember when they started getting a little political back in like 2012 and then they pulled it back or 2013 they pulled it back. And then he kind of stayed true to it's supposed to be lighthearted. It's supposed to be fun. People are getting ready to get a bet. They don't want to have like a debate over a hateful debate over serious issues.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Right. So Fallon, I feel like he kind of kept to that form. But I don't think Craig Ferguson did. and I'm not, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in a person who is not a citizen of this country, who comes over to the United States and start, like, waxing political about our system, you know? And it's kind of hard to take, you know, he is a very thick brogue to hear him criticize different aspects of the political system in this, in these United States. You know what I mean? It's like, come on.
Starting point is 00:15:44 But Kimmel and Colbert were so hateful and have been so hateful. Nobody wants to tune in anymore. it's like having an uncle that always complains and is on the other side of you politically always complains is always hateful, is always wanting to debate at the most inappropriate times. It's like that they bring that energy to this. But the right needs to stop saying that the guy was canceled. Stop it. This is accountability.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Let the left whine about it. That's not what cancellation is. He wasn't canceled because he went a foul of society. He was fired because he criticized his boss. and he was doing a bad job, and his show was performing poorly. That is not cancellation. That is accountability. There is a major difference.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Let's not confuse the two just for the sake of using and a misapplied buzzword. But I don't know who goes in that spot. I don't know if you can't, I mean, is it a generational thing? Like late nights television. My grandparents loved it. They loved the late night. They would watch Johnny Carson. Tonight show.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah, the Tonight Show. And then Jay Leno took over, when did he take over in the 80s sometime? I don't know. I only remembered kind of Johnny Carson. I remember Jay Leno back when his hair was mostly dark. I remember Jay Leno. But I don't think Gen X really watched late night TV.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And I definitely don't think that Gen Z does. I think Gen X may have watched it just because, you know, when I'm up late, didn't want the parents knowing. I'd watch that show. You know what I mean? a kid. But that's been an institution for American television since like the 50s or 60s. It's like a water cooler thing. Yeah. It's just a funny, nice little time slot for everyone to settle their lives down before they go to bed. Yeah. And by water cooler moment, I mean, there were
Starting point is 00:17:37 certain shows that everybody no matter where they were politically would watch. And I had always said, I think Game of Thrones was the last program that was like that, where everybody would watch it and then they would all talk about it regardless of political affiliation, belief, or whatever the next day. It was like one of the things that everybody actually could talk about, you know, nicely, a water cooler topic. Like you go to the water cooler at work and, you know, that comes up and you talk, you know, it's a stereotype. It's still a stereotype for a reason. Before everybody started siloing themselves off with conservative media and progressive media and conservative networks and progressive networks and conservative newsletters and progressive networks, it's,
Starting point is 00:18:16 you know, one of those things that everybody could access, everyone did and then they could all talk about it. It was a unifying thing. It was. It was like, like one of the threads that still kind of kept everything together. And these guys killed it. They killed it. And they also didn't like push things for virality the way Fallon did. Fallon did like little cuty segments with different people with different guests and they knew how to cut those up and put them out digitally. And so his show grew, whereas these guys just thought they could sit behind their desk and bitch and moan about Trump and Republicans 24-7. And that was going to be enough to satiate the audience or to get new viewers. And it clearly wasn't. KELTEC, the PR-57. It's one of the latest from Keltek. It's the, the rotary barrel pistol, the PR-57, chambered in 5-7, 40% lighter than the competition and works great for concealed carry. The PR-57, they were able to make it lighter and thinner in a number of different ways, the way that they did it with a rotary barrel, number one, the unique top-loading design, number two, that replaces traditional magazines with stripper clips for slimmer carry profile in 20 plus one capacity. And it's a, uh, it's a, uh,
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Starting point is 00:19:41 And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Oh my gosh. Okay, there's a reason why you're not supposed to wear jewelry when you get an MRI. A man was critically injured because he wore a neck chain into an MRI machine. How did someone let him in the MRI machine with the neck chain on? And he got sucked into it. A scan was in progress and that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:20:09 They had a call 911 and it was the NASA Open MRI. The guy was wearing a large metallic chain around his neck and it drew him right into the machine. and the police had resulted in a medical episode. No other details were immediately provided. He was taken to the hospital for treatment, and that's it. Imagine getting yanked around by your chain, but then it's an MRI gigantic magnet. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:20:38 This is like, that's terrifying. A solar-powered aircraft flew for a mine, 236 foot skydweller flew for 90 days without stopping. Pretty impressive. Let's see. Flight cancellations are surging this summer. A number of airports have been
Starting point is 00:20:57 hardest hit. In fact, oh, goodness. Boston to Atlanta, a flight aware said that there have been a number of cancellations. There's also an 18% drop compared to summer last year, but the number of canceled flights has been higher by about a thousand flights. So that's pretty significant.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Let's see. An advocacy group CEO claims he was offered $20 million to recruit protesters for anti-Trump demonstrations. Anybody surprised by any of this? I'm not.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Yeah. He admits rejecting the offer because demonstrations would make us all look bad. They had 15. Why does this guy look like an AI creation? That guy looks like an AI creation. He might be. The guy doing the interview. They said that the good trouble lives on, which is a group that talks about nonviolent protests.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Apparently they were one of the ones that are implicated in this. Sure, the media is not really going to pay attention to that, though, you know, because they're too busy talking about this fake letter. And Asheville police arrested a woman. This is sad. She was caught stealing items from Hurricane Helene victims. This is, like, how low are you? They were local church items that were donated for Hurricane Helene victims.
Starting point is 00:22:15 and she was apparently caught steal and she broke into this O-teen church overnight and apparently was able, she's 42 years old, Ellen Hickman was able to steal a whole bunch of stuff. That's sad. It's incredibly sad. That's one of the things that I think
Starting point is 00:22:30 a lot of times boys need is not just exposure to one guy. One dad. One dad. No matter how good the dad is. Dad is. He can't be everything. And that boy may need somebody to give the boy some perspective on the dad.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Yeah, right? One of the most valuable things I learned as a guy was I had a gay professor in college. At a time when openly gay folks still weren't out of life, who became one of my favorite professors and was a great guy and would call me out of. saying stuff that was ignorant. You need that. To show empathy and kindness. And by the way, you need that person in your friend group so that if you then have a boy who is gay or non-binary or what have you. They have somebody that they can go, okay, I'm not alone in this.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Right? So why are you gay? So Barack Obama says young boys need a gay dudes in their lives. in their lives. And that interview, was that his wife's podcast that he was on? I think so. Everybody's doing a podcast.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Kill me. It's like everyone, I mean, the world's going to be full of podcasts and no listeners. Welcome to the show, our radio broadcast. You can watch the radio broadcast
Starting point is 00:24:03 on Channel 347, Direct TV. You can also find the chat of Rumble, X, Facebook, YouTube, all that good stuff. So, what?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Did I just hear? What did I just hear? He says that, well, they need you know, because having a dad isn't enough. I think having a mom and a dad is like enough. I mean, that's you know, that's completely enough.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You don't need anything else from that. It was, uh, so Michelle Obama and her, is it her twin brother? It's like her bald. I've never seen two siblings look more like than Michelle and Craig Robinson. Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson and her brother. I have never
Starting point is 00:24:47 seen two siblings look more like in my ever-loving life. Did you Google it? And? Yeah. Cain? Yeah. It does look like Mike. Michelle. So the her podcast is called emo. IMO. In my opinion, super super super, super, um, original. But they had an hour long discussion about how boys need gay dudes to provide perspective. And then he talked about the gay guy that had influence on him when he was at Occidental College. Just saying. Just saying. I don't know. It was, didn't he also talk about having a gay liaison when he was in college? I'm just like, I just remember there was so much stuff that was happening, like so many things that were flying around at the time. This is not going anywhere. Well, you know what I mean? It's Friday. Stop it. All of you need Jesus.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Anyway, he thinks that gay men help boys develop emotional awareness. What is emotional awareness? I hate these stupid buzzwordy phrases. I'm just like, it sounds like the Kylie Jenner thing. It's me and my friends. We're just like realizing things. We're just like realizing emotions. You know, we're like aware of them.
Starting point is 00:26:19 What does that even mean? Our society is full of just stupid buzzword, blah. all of it. Yeah, we need they need to develop emotional awareness and empathy and a broader perspective. That's what they need.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I don't know. They just need a mom and a dad and to stop doing social experiments on them. Let them be kids. You know, you know, Malik Obama, Barack Obama's brother,
Starting point is 00:26:43 said that he was definitely gay in July 2023. He posted it on X. Why are you gay? He said he was absolutely definitely. I'm just saying Mears his brother.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I don't know. Maybe instead of saying specifically a gay dude, why can't you just have like a man that understand, like a compassionate male figure? And that could be anybody, not necessarily a gay dude. You know, being gay is not synonymous with being compassionate. There are a lot of absolute blank holes out there that are gay dudes. Marxist gay dudes are the worst.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Right? And then there are some that, that lean conservative and they're not like that. But it's not synonymous with being gay is not synonymous with being compassionate. And I feel like for someone who, you know, brags about how educated he is, that's a nuance that he would have been aware of before he decided to talk about it mistakenly for an hour on his wife's podcast. It's just so weird.
Starting point is 00:27:45 This whole conversation is so weird. They just need, basically it all boils down to Barack Obama going, well, boys just need nice people in their lives. that's it you need to have a male and a female that's pretty much it I think God had it pretty much an order when he was like we're going to give you a mom and a dad
Starting point is 00:28:03 that's pretty much how it's covered there you go I don't know a lot of people think Obama's gay and he had kids unless I see evidence to the contrary and I'm not really all that interested in it it's not going to make him a better president if he is or isn't
Starting point is 00:28:21 it's not going to make I mean you can't get pretty You cannot get any worse than what he was as a president. So you're like, well, and he was gay. Like, well, he was already a horrible president. He ruined health care. They took health care, ripped the face off of it, defecated in the skull, put the face back on and send it out to the world. That's what they did with Obamacare.
Starting point is 00:28:41 That's what Obama cares. Did you know that? Dana, why do you speak in such terms? I guess I didn't have a game yet in my life. I don't know. I mean, you see how goofy this is? This is so goofy. It's also sounds like you need a babysitter in order to raise your child the way that the leftist want you to raise your child.
Starting point is 00:29:00 It's nanny statism. And I just also have a major problem with anyone. If you have a problem with your family, I always think you find the solution within your family. You don't go outside of it. Like if you're a kid and you need, you know, parental help, you know, or you need, you don't go and seek strange gay men for influence. that sounds like it's going to start off badly, right? It's like, oh, we've got to get this young boy some influence in his life. We need to find a nice gay man.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Let's go find him a nice gay man to get him some, you know. Steve, you're not doing this to me right now. No, you're not. Do you? I do recommend against it, but I just want to make that public. I'm just going to state. I'm not going to say it. No, I'm not going to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 It has to do. Steve, what did you say on break? Where did this go? Well, we said, everybody's a gay man in their life. And then I said, what kind of game in? There's more than one time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And Steve was throwing up twink and then bear. And I have... Different directions. Yeah, I have a very interesting story in how I learned what a bear was that's not an animal in the woods. And it is, it's like a burbs, like Tom Hanks and the Burbs.
Starting point is 00:30:20 It's kind of like that. It's like basically in that vein. It really is. And I'm the Bruce Dern. character. It was pretty much just like that. They're going to goddamn Brownie! It came with the frame.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I don't really want to tell the story because there's certain things you just don't know if you want to risk virality with it. It's one of those situations. Are you encouraging me? Should I wait till the third hour? No, I'm saying I know it's Friday and everything. Don't get tempted. Okay. Okay. If you're really on that side of the fence. Well, Steve brought it up and he literally said in Slack.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Explain your bear twink story. So there's my story. I explained it. Are you outing me? Huh? Why are you outing me live on air? Juan and Juan just adds, I am today years old. I don't think I've fully learned what it is.
Starting point is 00:31:13 The bear? Yeah. That's like the gay dudes that wear plaid and they're big. I see. They're like more of the lumberjackie. Yeah, like if Paul Bunyan was gay. Oh. that would be okay that'd be a bear and I think and you could you could tell me Dana I think that the stereotype
Starting point is 00:31:34 is applicable to like the hyper masculine like eighties which I don't think like being a lumberjack is hyper masculine it's just you're just a dude but I do think that there's like a uniform with it oh I know there's a uniform with it because there are literal patches that go with it and I really don't want to explain how I learned that it's one of the craziest stories ever. It beats the time that I got literally into a slut fight with a chimpanzee. And the time that
Starting point is 00:32:05 I got into a fight with goats. I mean, it's all animals that I fought. Anyway, so that's it. We're just going to leave that on the table. There you go. So, moving on. If I'm a listener, I'm feeling really cheated right now.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Do not do this. Do not. It is, you can what's the story's out there? It never goes back. I didn't do anything wrong. I was just, sometimes you're really, you're like,
Starting point is 00:32:33 am I innocent or naive? You know, like, have you ever been in a position where you're like, am I just that innocent? Or am I just super naive? And you're just... It's possible to be both.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Sounds like Alanis Morseh set lyric. Oh my gosh. Where she thought mistakenly that something was ironic and it was just a bad coincidence. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes, Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already,
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